Разработчик: Asmodev
Описание
Divine arms at your disposal
Use your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You’ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell’s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style.
Renovate the church
The church is in shambles. It’s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons.
Deliver the villagers from damnation
Shatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it’s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home.
Remember to try out Heavy Duty as well. Experience a single speck of what the full game has in store and brace yourself for the wildest trip of your life.
Поддерживаемые языки: english, polish
Системные требования
Windows
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows® 7 64-bit
- Processor: Intel i5, 6th gen (or equivalent)
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050Ti (or equivalent)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 10 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows® 10 64-bit or newer
- Processor: Intel i5, 9th gen (or equivalent)
- Memory: 16 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060 (or equivalent)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 10 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible
Mac
Linux
Отзывы пользователей
As a polish man I can confirm that is the best representation of polish priest I ever seen. Also love for the memes and entire story of Orlock <3
Priest Simulator Vampire Show is an absolute laugh fest! The game mixes a goofy documentary-style with some wild, ridiculous moments that had me cracking up. The dialogue and over the top situations were just too much in the best way!
Count Orlok is a total highlight, and the humour is spot on. It’s one of those games where you can just chill and enjoy the chaos.
If you’re looking for something fun, funny, and completely over the top, this is definitely a must-play.
Highly recommend it!
zajebiste. jakby walaszek przeczytal dziady mickiewicza i probowal wyrezyserowac gre z tego
For fans of absurdity and bad jokes.
YouTube Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBQ_aeowEiI
Priest Simulator is an awesome new wild, genre-bending indie game that offers a bizarre mix of action, humor, and chaos. This single-player, first-person simulator blends elements of shooters, hack’n’slash, mockumentaries, racing, renovation, and sandbox gameplay. Set in modern-day Poland, it follows the story of Orlok, a vampire who becomes a priest in the strange village of San de Ville. As Orlok, players must perform exorcisms, renovate the church, battle evil forces, and engage in a range of bizarre tasks.
The game's eccentric plot and grotesque, absurd world deliver a shocking, entertaining experience. If you enjoy the outrageousness of the Postal series or games from Grasshopper Manufacture like No More Heroes or Lollipop Chainsaw, you’ll feel right at home. Priest Simulator is a rollercoaster of fighting, drugs, drinking, and church management. It's fast-paced, weird as hell, and endlessly engaging.
Prepare for an unpredictable, fun-filled ride that will keep you coming back for more!
truly shows what it's like to live in Poland
MIM wrote:
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is waiting not so much for being finished, but for the right arrangement of stars and other events that will allow it to emerge from Early Access in full glory. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it means it's about money. There can only be two premieres, and only twice you get a chance for visibility, which can provide decent earnings
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/Asmodev/announcements/detail/3979560339841540673
It has been 2 years since the game appeared on early access with the promise of "4-8 months" until the full release. Apparently during those 2 years the stars only aligned enough for a soundtrack release and a few cut missions as DLC for an early access game. Game developer refuses to communicate in discussions unless its an edgy 2 line response. Not even bothering to hide the fact that you only care about the money in your announcement posts. Appalling behavior.
To respond to your edgy 3 liners:
The only lie here is this game being developed, along with your other multiple games. "4-8" months passed a year and a half ago. Already misleading consumers who made the mistake of supporting your awful practices, yet calling other people liars. Maybe FINISH your game first before making "additional" content. I paid money to support this garbage, so you actually do owe me something. A fully finished product,. as advertised. I haven't seen any content other than multiple other copy-pasted games with the same mechanics/art style/engine. All suspiciously stuck in development for the past few years as well...?
I haven't seen a single care from you regarding the game. No replies to customers in the disccusions regarding the game status, no actual content for the game (.mp3 files in a different folder dont count as new content, neithert do "fixes" that make the product function as intended).
Instead of replying like a prick actually go and finish the game for next year at least? :)
I love this game. In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti ameeen. For San de Ville and for Holy Kremuva! Can only recommend with Polish language obviously, you have to appreciate and savour this beatiful language. Loved the Vulgators too. Will try to finish the collectibles with time. A truly, truly wonderful mockumentary.
This game is actually not that much fun, but it's so weird that it was worth a full playthrough from me. The gameplay is okay, but is extremely linear. After awhile, you realize every quest is essentially "go here, go there, answer the phone, etc.". The combat is simplistic, yet satisfying. The weapons don't really feel that much different from each other in the long run. The writing, voice acting, and humor are all extremely weird. I feel like a lost is lost in translation, but also even a native Polish person would scratch their head sometimes.
Orlok is a relatable protagonist, and this game contains the greatest voice acting ever to be heard with your ears.
Side note: Many of the NPCs sound like Squidward.
I was excited to play this for years but wanted to wait till it got out of early access. Now finally being able to play it in a state dat on the forums the dev said is finished. I find it to easily be an underrated polish masterpiece. It's very much it's own thing, compared to other simulators or FPS. - But ig to explain it. You know how boomer shooters are like these fast dances with enemies. This game is kind of like a methodical slow waltz with enemies, whilst a Religious Reality TV show plays in the background. Is veri gud if you enjoy experimental FPS games.
Great humor and references but it's kinda weird: you can't climb the ladders,you can destroy them even pick up with telekinetic glove but climbing? nah that strange idea :D - and there is more then couple times when it would be really useful...and it's buggy. You can literally be stuck - with main quest - if you upgrade not what game tell you to...would wait till some fixing will be done since game is really fun when It works :D
gówno
Most sane priest simulator ever
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gra bardzo odpowiadania do poszerzania nauki religii chrześcijańskiej dla najmłodszych, kościół rzymski katolicki powinien przyznać za to 50 zdrowasiek
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Asmodev |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 17.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 88% положительных (135) |