Criminal Pursuit Force

I was expecting a nice throwaway where you could just jump in and out sometimes, however this is not the case, here are some of the things I found wrong with this game.

Controller does not work in the menus.
There is no voice acting.
The scenarios are presented as text, which isn't a bad thing, but some of the dialogue feels very off.
Once you complete a scenario your thrown into the next one.
The main premise is go here and hit x vehicle a few times and you win, while there is a timer counting down.
I drove on a stretch of road 3 times and every-time I went around a certain corner I failed the mission.
I drove down a tunnel which looked like I was about to go under water, but going through it, it disappeared.
Controls for controller (Xbox one) are move with left anlog and reverse with left analog stick, did not get far enough to find if any more worked with controller.
Lack of textures.
Lack of details i.e. ambient street lighting.
Hardly any traffic, little to no pedestrians.
Seems to only consist of time challenges.
controls feel very clunky.

It has a cool concept, nice details with the radio chatter, the siren and the vehicle lights all feel right.
I can not recommend this game, and prob the fastest I have refunded, if all of the above are addressed then I would try again.
For now I recommend GTA with the LCPDFR mod instead.

This game is fantastic I highly recommend it, you will never get a game as good for this low of a price, get it while it's on sale :)

No, no, no no no dont push the Buy button!

Oh god how does this get through greenlight.
1h and i already beat the game. And for shure you dont want to play further.
By feel there are just 3 Mission wich repeat over and over but with other briefings.
No AI, or why is everything crashing into each other?
Mission select screen is cut of so you see mission 4 button just half.
Please Steam, help them young and unexperienced gamers and delete this!

(and this had to come:)
But, its faaaaar better than Dubstep Absralsa. Oh. Eh, dont, no dont, dont search for that game.
(If you have no money and just want to have 1 or 2 games to flush your time on earth down the toilet, yes, buy this and get as good as you can. You can make it!)

Video (gameplay + commentary):

https://youtu.be/C0DF878tf2U

Short Version:

This game is very janky and enemy AI is fully broken, but the sum of its parts are unintentionally hilarious and provide minutes of fun.

Longer Review:

This may be a "Game of the Year 2018 Best Worst Game" contender, solely because it is so absolutely surreal and hilarious. The game basically feels like an alpha of an alpha, and yet we couldn't turn away from it. Great for the under two dollars we spent on it.

At no point were we clear of the objectives or how we accomplished anything, outside of "follow the red dot on the mini map." Car handling is poor at best. Graphics feel like an N64 game ported to PC. The whole point of the game is to apprehend bad guys in cars trying to get away from you, but the AI nearly always drives itself into a wall or lamp post and stays there, so all you really have to do is cruise on over and slam into them as hard as you can and the mission ends. It's both baffling and amazing.

In theory, the game takes place in the San Francisco Bay Area, though the map itself is obviously not any real world city. There are modern skyscrapers along the cityscape BUT ALSO what look like moon bases? And possibly an Imperial compound from Star Wars?! There are also a very sparse spattering of other cars and pedestrians throughout the city, and we do mean sparse. For the most part, it'll be you and the city.

Honestly, with some more localized dialogue and fixed car AI, the game could have some lasting charm for what it is. As it stands, the game is just a little too broken, even if downright hysterical as a result.

I like trash games very much and i had a blast with this game. So, i recommend this game to all trash fans. But for the others, i say just no, this is a really bad game. In Criminal Pursuit Force you are a female cop (only visible in the missions screens as a picture) hunting bad guys. The goal of every level is to catch an enemy car with your police vehicle. I like that kind of game and that is why i bought it. But there are so many things that are just awful. The graphics are outdated and there is just one small map (for all missions). There are not many sound effects in the game, just a police-radio, which tells you the same thing over and over, and a police siren. No engine sounds or other effects (maybe that is just a bug). The music is ok, but there are not many tracks. The worst part of the game are the ai-drivers, the normal ones and the enemy. I never saw such stupid drivers in a game, they even can not stay on the road. You have to see that for yourself to believe it (watch may video under the text). And on top of that all, the game is not finishable because in one mission, the enemy car is not findable. So my final verdict for the game, buy it if you want to laugh about the most stupid drivers in gaming history, otherwise avoid it.

Gameplay video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RbytiBFvvs&lc=z22yvht4vtejyzyyk04t1aokgfvbrxd12ashtoyilfqprk0h00410

Funny moments:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI4EXuuHo2Q&lc=z220v1yi3meytnzdyacdp434czkuruae5ugmeotdxhdw03c010c