Разработчик: PJSim
Описание
The ultimate race of life....
~Steven and the rest of the sperm were preparing for their big race, when all of a sudden, a horrifying rush of spermicide began to attack! Many (future) lives perished, but one survived - Steven!
Steven was fast and nimble, and managed to evade the threat! Now, all alone with the spermicide closing in on him ever so quickly, Steven must make it to the egg before it's too late! Will a child be born, or will the commanding contraception erase him from exquisite existence?~
Features!
- Make your way to the egg through crazy labyrinths with danger around every corner! (even more so if you unlock a certain something...)
- Challenging and addictive gameplay with satisfying sound effects that'll keep you playing for hours!
- Charming game atmosphere and careful details with a ridiculously epic story!
- Various options and cool unlockable title screens and cosmetics to personalize your game!
- Achievements to provide extra objectives and challenges as you master the stages!
- A scoreboard to keep track of your high scores and best times! Perfect for speedrunning!
Can you make it to the egg and give birth to a beautiful life? Or will you perish and leave only failure in your wake?
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows XP SP3
- Additional Notes: Basically any PC from the past 15+ years can run Steven the Sperm.
Mac
- OS: macOS High Sierra 10.13
- Additional Notes: If your Mac can run High Sierra, it can run Steven the Sperm.
Отзывы пользователей
dumb nigger game suck the cum right out YOUR BALLS!!!!!
I paid one dollar to play with a sperm for one hour
The future sure looks bright
The ending is really nice though
Nobody's gonna read this review, so I'll just say I'm gay
this showed me where babbies cum from (
very fun!
Beautiful Open-Uterus environment
I've gifted this to 9 people
Instead of writing an essay due in 2 days or going out this Friday night, I found myself determined to beat this game.
After being called out as a fake fan, I bought this game and was not disappointed. This game is the same genre as the "World's Hardest Game" flash game, meaning that the goal is to get from point A to point B without touching anything except coins and keys. The controls took some getting used to (I'm still not entirely used to them even after beating the game), as did the seemingly very precise hitboxes on everything, which can be both a good thing and a bad thing. As for presentation and graphics, what you see in the screenshots is what you get, for better or for worse. Personally I find it charming. The story is original, if not somewhat barebones. There is a twist in the form of the final boss, literally in that it was an unexpected story development, and in a meta way, as originally it seemed to be some plot point that was shoehorned in, but turned out to fit into the story well after some dialogue. Speaking of the final boss, it seemed to be unintentionally and incredibly hard, thanks to difficulty keeping track of Steven against the background, as well as excessive RNG elements. The rest of the game's difficulty, which is generally at the same level as the final boss, feels intentional, which makes completing each level a satisfying relief.
If the visual design of the game is off-putting to you, it probably won't be an enjoyable experience. But at 2 dollars, it's worth getting for the challenge alone.
Дополнительная информация
Разработчик | PJSim |
Платформы | Windows |
Ограничение возраста | Нет |
Дата релиза | 18.01.2025 |
Отзывы пользователей | 88% положительных (8) |