Dubstep Abasralsa

This game reminds me of my childhood

I came out from this game as bipolar.

very bad

dev = narco games with cock logo..
unity
replica game
copyrighted music?? ( i think , he is not so smart to remix )
you can go in walls, and then fall
some shitty russians voices
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why russians cries about bad reputation in the world, if you demonstrate how retard you are through games ,,, and i mean its not the only games like this,,, tired to review shit -.-
what a waste of time...

This is Hardcore ZBoy with a reskin. And it's just as terrible as that game. Music is different, and it blares into your ears. Be warned if you have headphones on. It's a low quality endless runner that doesn't have any incentive to play more than one run.

The only reason this fraudulent product is still on Steam is because the publisher Narko games spams positive reviews for it. If you hit the violation button and report Dubstep Abasralsa and hit the report button for Narko games a extra flower is waiting for you in heaven...

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yes

No, no, no no no dont push the Buy button!
Its just a russian click bait, game, baitgame, gamebait, betterbait, clickofffanny, punybuttlickodo. Ahh, no its nothing.
(have played 2 minutes, and for this review i had to let it run 3minutes more, i had rather run trough narrow streets naked and drunk! Why god? Why are you torture me like that?)
Please Steam, delete this crap!!! Its no Game!

Music 11/10

So, I was intrigued to see that another game on Steam had the word "Abasralsa" in its title. I was slightly less intrigued to see it was a product of the exact same crappy developer.

In any case, a bit of Googling was clearly in order: just what did this word "Abasralsa" mean? Turns out Google has no clue either. Guess it's just a made-up word, or perhaps some poor sod's name. (Edit: a friend tells me it has something to do with "sh*tting oneself", and believe me, it took a bit of Googling to find anything to this effect even once armed with this information. Obscure Russian slang, it seems.)

Anyway, on with the game, which I decided to purchase out of sheer morbid interest and because it was, like its near-namesake, a mere 99c USD. How bad could it be for such a low price?

Um...yeah...er...okay, no. I have absolutely no idea what the f*ck I just "played". But I'm fairly sure I didn't like it.

First up: the loudest, most unbearably obnoxious soundtrack in all of video gaming history. I'm not exaggerating. I am still, to this day, not 100% sure what "dubstep" even is...but I'm confident that it's not normally this bad.

And the gameplay? Well, it's one of those "endless runner" games, with the most simplistic possible controls (A for left, D for right, SPACE for jump). You control an extremely effeminate chap who jogs ever forward collecting bottles of alcohol while trying not to run into burning cars, metal barriers and fascist bullyboy cops who shuffle from side to side like dancing robots. Hit any of these, and you instantly crumple into a bloody heap.

As if that doesn't already make much sense, wait until your avatar hits a point where the street turns. He just runs relentlessly into the wall, and the only way to end the game from there is to "close window". Bravo!

Oh, and I haven't even mentioned the "rogue-like" aspects yet. Each round is randomly generated: a mechanic so idiotically implemented that you frequently die the instant that you spawn. I miei complimenti allo chef!

Possibly the single worst game available on Steam. I sh*t you not. You haven't heard the craziest part, though. You ready for this? According to other reviews, it's an almost exact copy of another game by the same dev. A quick look at that other game's Store page seems to confirm this theory.

I won't even mention the fact that it was released by a Russian. Oh, wait...I just did, didn't I? I promised myself I wouldn't offend people from that part of the world yet yet again, but...clearly that country has a severe problem with insincere devs. Not a reflection on the average citizen, or even all of its game developers...but f*cking seriously. Something needs to be done.

Valve, meet Quality Control. Quality Control, meet...oh. He's f*cked off already.

HOW RUDE.

Verdict: 0.0000000000000000001/10.

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Fantastic game!
No glitches at all, all obstacles spawns are very well placed. Great Story and great no Dubstep music.
Just gonna give a bad review because its not my type of game

Best game ever, would 100% reccomend ! :)

Ya sam abasarlsa.

10/10

Dubstep Abasralsa is an astonishing level of achievement that this quality of an infinite runner could get brought here to Steam for the world to buy. If the developer can use a nearly identical game to Hardcore ZBoy, I can copy and paste my review and call it done. Its interesting this is put out by a different developer, but included in the same bundle and Hardcore ZBoy's developer logo is in this game.

As mentioned before, Dubstep Abasralsa is indeed an infinite runner where you can sway left, right and jump. The game comes to corners where I assume you're supposed to turn, but alas, no button on the controller turns so I end up scraping my runner's face against the wall unable to see, because the camera never turns either.

From the moment you start the game, you're dumped onto an object that causes a game over. Oh, but you're in luck, because this game shuffles its pieces so what might be an instant death within the first second of the game five times in a row, can be a safe, vacant street the sixth time.

Your runner character will fall through the floor from time to time. Its interesting, because once he fell through and I was allowed to keep running and jumping as he dissipated into a white light below. Other times, the prefabricated terrain will disappear. Its quite disastrous, but disastrous so fast, there's no waiting to see it.

If you're here to take the game serious, the objective is to eat as many win bottles as possible. Well eat or collect. You touch a giant floating bottle, it disappears, I assume they are kept in a pocket inside the runner's body in one way or another. The game shows your record and by record I mean your distance. An actual record would be keeping track of a previous distance so you can compare this distance to your record of longest distance. Leaderbaords would have been nice, but I hear I should review the game for what it is, rather than what it should be.

The differences between this game and Hardcore ZBoy are negligible. Its the same environment, but now policemen are shuffling side to side in order to grab your runner. When you start the game, you have a mandatory three second fly over, that will increase your "record."

For anyone wondering how could this developer make such a similar game to other developers, there is an official video tutorial somewhere explaining how to make this exact infinite runner. Then I assume the assets get dumped in. The problem here is there's no twist to make it the developer's own. Plus the actual tutorial works better than this.

The trailer lets you know what you're in store for, but if you're blind or reading this review without bothering to look at the game, I hope you can tell the level of quality. SteamDirect made its money and chances are Dubstep Abasralsa could become legendarily bad, but the problem is, it's bad in the first second. It's bad before you get into the game, because the trailer is bad and the menu options are bad and patched together using text boxes. Sure you can make an entire game and a company logo, but you can't muster the user interface to be better? There's no bad that keeps coming, you've seen its flaws in the trailer and from the instant you start playing. Its one of those games that's so bad, people will be angry at Steam for swindling this developer's money via SteamDirect.

The bottom line here is no achievements, no cards, no leaderboards, no turning at turns and in general no fun. Every minor thing that would bolster a game's check boxes fails to be here. Dubstep Abasralsa avoids mediocrity of the middle ground that is so-so and hits the mark of a terrible game with gusto. It's one of those games so bad that it made me jealous to read my friend's review and I thought oh now this I need to play!

Like temple runner but better, honestly worth it being under $1. It looks stupid but I it is actually pretty fun. Definitley, isnt something you can sit and play all day.