Goat Simulator 3

"go eat slugs" is and will always be the best line in the game and if you dont agree go kill yourself

It kinda reminds me of that one game about a goat from like 2014, wish they'd make the sequel to that. Anyway, this game is a great... uh... "simulator"..? There's no other way to describe the theme of this game other than an absurd sandbox. 9/10, would hit double 720 backflips again.

I'm not sure what's missing here. It's not like I had high standards. We all bought this knowing that it is asset flip garbage with the sole purpose of being an anarchic playground. But, unlike the first entry in the series, it acts like it wants me to care, to achieve, to be something other than a vessel of wanton destruction and chaos. It's trying too hard to be funny (there are some legit laughs, though). It's trying too hard to be blase/cool/detached. It wants me to have goals. To uncover new goals. It loves parody ... so ... much. But it's still, at its core, a really terribly made game. Goofy controls, wonky physics, and a collision model that leaves you wandering under the world geometry after every third fall. It's not funny enough. It's not chaotic enough. And it's too goal oriented to be fun, given how badly it is made. I'm just trying to get a bit more out of it to justify the cost, but, at four hours, I'm rapidly running out of interest.

Perfect. Just perfect in every way possible. if you liked the first or second goat simulator you will love this one, and its amplified 10 fold with friends

Goat Simulator 3 is gta6 if it was good

Accidentally launched a farmer into orbit—10/10 would send to space again. Who knew being a chaotic goat could be so satisfying? As stupid as this game is, it's brilliant. From the first game to now, the absurdity just keeps getting better, and somehow, I'm more invested in this goat than I should be.

first experience shows me that this game will be so fun to play when im bored and have nothing else to do lmao it lets me shut my brain off and be a dumbass for an hour or 2

I should have researched the gameplay before I purchased. I was lured by the overwhelmingly positive reviews and the sale xD

It has tons of things to do, for sure. If you like open world exploration, finding collectable trinkets, solving puzzles or mini games, completing achievements, and/or if you just want the freedom to do pure shenanigans and bring upon chaos without any goal in mind, then you'd probably like this game.

I don't enjoy those type of game play so I got bored few mins in lol. Not the game's fault, its simply not my cup of tea :)

Its like goat simulator, but with more things to do and more reason to do them because of multiplayer.

I still think the original goat simulator soundtrack should play instead of whatever the hell plays now

this game is super goofy and u can oil people up and kidnap then 5 stars

Pure unadulterated chaos. Absolute Nonsense. I wouldn't have it any other way.

this game is good its the best game ever and if you have a bad computer dont worry you can make the graphics low to not lag! this game is the perfect definition of pure fun! now pilgor let my dad go i writed the review

I to be honest to on this you and my Frame Rate was like 60 to 0 over again and again and Coffie Stain North, please Fix This!

Obsessed. Best game for checking out, from obligations, stresses of life. Makes me laugh out loud, smile, giggle and gasp. Hilarious, fun and silly, GS3 brings it all to the table. I love all the little silly jokes sprinkled throughout the game. The ending? brilliant, had me laughing out of my seat. I only wish there was more! Getting that DLC asap.

I personally absolutely love Goat SImulator 3 and the DLC as well!
Really don't understand why it didn't get as hyped as Goat SImulator, just look how fun it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulz7-E0j-Ec

As per usual, pros and cons
Pros:
1. Hilarious game, very fun adventure, lots of easter eggs, jokes and allusions.
2. The flow of the game is great! There's a lot to do, lots of fun quests, you never know what's going to happen.

Cons:
1. some achievements or tasks in game are a bit grindy but it's a tiny % that didn't reduce the fun I had!

10 cute goats / 10 from me!

this game really opened my eyes to the situation regarding prostitution and human trafficking in albania and serbia, such tragedy.

The graphics are extremely pretty on max settings and doesn't fry your PC.

Goat simulator 1 was an amazing and fun game, if you enjoy'd it, you will enjoy this, but be left disappointed by how short the campaign is. If its on sale, pick it up, but 40$ is way too much.

Way better than the second game. It feels like they didn't put effort into that one but Goat Simulator 3 is GOATED..










Sorry I had to make that joke.

Very fun in multiplayer, maybe a bit too short but overall very good.

SUPER FUN but multiverse isn't really replay-able but its still fun 8.7/10

very funny must play for any goof but wayyyy more fun with friends

Awesome game. As a long time fan I'm really impressed. The first Goat sim was so much fun for me to watch youtube vids on and play on my tablet, phone, and even the family laptop. I've beaten this game with my brother and it was so entertaining I played through it solo many times. I even bought it on Steam when it finally launched on here as I bought it on Epic originally hence why my playtime on here is only 14 hrs. The multiverse DLC is hilarious and very well put together. It has some great references for long time gamers and new gamers. As someone with mental health issues, this game takes away my worries while i explore it's goofy world. So if you're looking for a quick getaway or laugh it's a great choice. The story holds up pretty well also if you want to follow a decent narrative, don't expect anything to serious though.

Its fun active and amazing in all i really enjoyed this game and highly recommend if your not to competitive and just like to goof off with friends or like creating mass destruction and chaos ! KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK GUYS !!

Goat Simulator 3 bleats its way back into my hearts with more absurd, chaotic fun!

Allows craziness and a good time. You only get stuck in each multiverse, but outside of that, it is great!

this game is pretty good. but the ragdoll physics are kind of annoying when i get yeeted across the map.

Its a good game to just dilly dally in with your friends all the mini games are fun and you can do pretty much whatever you want

funny goat sequel, and by theee way its called goat simulator 3 because you can play with 3 co op players

It is a really fun and enjoyable game to play alone or with friends

Yea fun game; don't know if ill 100% though

This is a very fun and intrtaning game

I mean its more goat simulator, it's great because its goat simulator, need I say more?

Im not sure what I even played but it was a fun, silly and a great time.

i love this music i cant just stop playing! could you add a natral dissaster DLC? that would make my day also add fire alarms for enterable buildings and fun places?

Good game only bad thing is that some of the achievements are locked behind a pay wall.

Unironically some of the most fun I've had in any game in the past 10 years. Crazy scenarios and endless silliness doesn't take away from the expertly designed quests, well hidden secrets, and levels that are a joy to traverse and discover. Played co-op with my daughter and loved every second of it. Pure FUN at it's best. You'll be laughing and having a good time for a solid 10-15 hours and there's nothing else quite like it. If you're on the fence, I whole-heartedly recommend you buy this game!

There is no other game i've played that has been this fun and utterly ridiculous to the extent that it makes it too fun, i stayed up until 4 am playing last night skating around as a hammerhead shark with a skateboard under it, the sharks name is tony shark.

A really fun and funny game and it passes the time

I love this game for all the unexpected events and weirdness.........even weirder than the stuff i find in my boogers. I am seven years old and have been playing Goat Game for 3 years....A true OG of the Game, the new DLC is awesome and I am looking forward to whats next. CappyBaras are awesome!!!!!

I freaking love this game. This is such a huge upgrade from the original Goat Sim I love it so much. The amount of features, abilities, references, and actual quests is insane.
Edit: I don't like some things about the DLC, maybe play it with caution/read reviews, but still had funny so idk