Goat Simulator 3

One of a kind "GOAT" I've ever played before. In order to just hanging around, find funny clues about whatever and non sense funny-puzzle little games, this is the right game. I was playing other competitive and stressful games and found this great because the large open world, hidden contests and a heavily amount of new content to just keep it going into a non-stop adventure to do whatever and wherever you want.

Like the original, Goat Simulator 3 is an open-world sandbox game that doesn’t even bother with things like a tutorial or having any kind of direction with its ridiculous plot (if you can even call it that). . Instead it lets you and your friends loose on the world and says “go ahead – break it all,” as you complete a series of non sequitur quests and feats of mayhem. You’ll do normal goat stuff like drop a nuclear bomb on a cul-de-sac, or cause a trio of ballerinas to turn into a giant tornado that never goes away for the rest of your adventure, or drive cars into your friends until they explode (both the cars and the friends). However, unlike the first Goat Simulator, this time you are given clear objectives and a quest log that guides you towards leveling up your Illuminati Ranks, upgrading your Goat Castle base, and eventually reaching an incredibly bonkers conclusion after roughly eight hours. The quests are about as insane as you’d expect: in one I was elected President after dragging citizens kicking and screaming into a voting booth with my tongue, while in another I had to infiltrate a facility to unleash a race of anthropomorphic bananas on the world. Oh, and in another, I literally just went bird watching. I really never knew what they were going to throw at me at any given moment, which was delightful.

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oh i and W!!! game

cool ragdoll game about goats and funny.

I got this game for my almost 10 y.o. son, but I've been secretly playing it, and having an awesome time. It has a lot of cool throwbacks and references. Honestly loving it. Big skyrim fan aswell so it was super funny to watch the terribly long intro. Thank you for a good laugh.

Okay, when i just got this game it was fun. But now that i have beat the final boss (Yes, There is a final boss to goat sim 3!) Its WAYYY more fun. You should get the pirate hat if you want MASS destruction or the rail gun! Just look up how to find them or find them yourself! I aint gonna ruin the fun for yall.

This game is fun is that just the only reason is that I bought all of the DLCs and for some reason i click on the consemetic from a DLC and it says for me to buy it again but why would it be there but when i try to buy it again it just says anavailabe to purches but the game is pretty good. (Sorry For bad Spelling.)

I will to a degree say before i get into this, i did get this game on sale for £8, its slightly biased, so i won't speak for people whether they believe its worth the full £25, i suppose it depends what you were expecting from it, but in my eyes, worth it completely.

I have no idea what i was expecting upon buying this game. The first one, although was funny, and it tried to have that unserious feel to it, it did get boring after an hour or so because it was still very limited.

Having said that, i am EXTREMELY GLAD, they added a progression system to this game, it really does increase the replay factor, and really did a good job of keeping me tied in with all the unseriousness, since the map is HUGE and has PLENTY to get up to, granted you want to play to that extent, the online is just as fun.

This game seriously exceeded any expectations i had, and i would recommend this to anyone, even if you're like me and slightly put off cause of the limitations of the first one. (not saying the first one was all bad cause it really wasn't)

ply this game big elifents can allways use small elifents its fun

Really fun. If ur in the mood for chaos and distruction, this game is for u.

its such a stupid yet goofy game, its a little laggy for me but i use a laptop so its expected and isn't the games problem, i like being able to customize myself, i loved leveling up my tower and just went and got all the towers first thing for some reason, overall its super fun! (I HAVE PLAYED 34+ HOURS LOL)

Goat-tastic!! so many great features and add ons, I don't think I will ever get tired of this game!!!!!!!!!!

I like the interactive contents and the humorousness of the game.

Really fun to play when you have played the first and the second on phone. Had great and funny events, great endings to both the main game and the dlc. I highly recommend to play this game, not only for nostalgia, but also as a way to relax after a long day! 10/10

It's silly and fun, I haven't played with friends yet but I bet that's even better. Its's like the old goat simulator but there's more to do. There was fun stuff to do in the first one but this one has like little quests. DLC is a bunch of fun as well, cool items they added and fun references. Definitely worth buying the whole package if you see it on sale.

I'm excited for the new DLC!

This game changed me. I used to think goats weren’t real, they were just a myth. This game single handedly changed my perception of reality. I now go around town headbutting and licking people in hopes to be a goat. Thank you Coffee Stain, I wish you all the best. (review is a joke but obviously this game is life changing.)

the only words i can use to describe this game is "pretty sigma" if you don't know what that means you arn't ready for this game.

I love this game so much, being able to play it with my partner has been a blast
if you liked the first games, then you will love this one too

I will forever love these silly, unserious, and hilariously fun games, thank you! Multiplayer has made it a blast, and all the references crack me up. Amazing game guys 10/10

a very fun game with better multiplayer than the original best played with friends

I was very sceptical back when I saw the original Goat Simulator. I thought, "How stupid can you get?" The devs took this as a challenge.

"Get off of my Skyrim wagon." Seriously.

I have been laughing my ass off the entire time playing this. I decimated the police and the fire truck, oh, and the gas station. I reassembled the assembly line for the bananas. 'Nuff said there.

Terrific time-waster. Anyone looking for an old lady to coop with, add me. :-P I've begun to suspect that there is an evil streak in me, and this game confirms it. LOL

Just as funny and jank as the first one. A real classic.

My 5 year old son just loves this sandbox game. He loves the goat and all the other creatures you get to be. He has completed the main game and now is trinket hunting and enjoying every minute of it. He has so much fun playing this game I had to purchase the DLC stuff so he could have additional content. Good job guys. If your child is too young for Grand Theft Auto this is a great alternative that is very silly and has tonnes of content packed into it!

even tho its so absurd its got a really nice questline and some lore into it, and you cant easily get bored from this, very gud game real

goat simulator is a fun game you can make and destroy things make a bootifl goat and do quests i 100 percent would reccemond

This game is not just a game. It is a work of art. Every little stupid detail just makes this a supreme experience to behold. I went on a 5 hour binge because of how engaging this is.

its a long game and the open world is MASSIVE and a lot of replability and i dont think it has ever gotten LOW reviews would recomend the dlc

It will never beat the orginal game but is still absoulutely awesome with loads of fun cosmetics and achievements!

amazing game! found a bottle of something on craigslist and sometimes you just can't have too much fun when you playing this game! i found goat simulator amazing and i sometimes play it at school when people aren't watching me. i love goat simulator and i will be playing this all day and i give it 5 big booms! BOOM - BOOM - BOOM - BOOM - BOOM - BOOM - BOOM - BOOM
i think that was 5? i can't really count that well.
thank you so much coffee stain studios for making my favourite game

This game is batshit and stupid in all the right ways. There's a lot of meta humor in addition to general chaos that happens with or without your help.

Objectives are short and sweet, with some being maddening until you figure them out.

I've had 2 client crashes up to this point, but it's otherwise been flawless.

amazing game really fun even better if you get the multiverse of nonesence dlc

I'm on the fence about this game. I am going to recommend it because I really enjoyed the chaos of the game and all the random interactions with the equipment and whatnot was amazing. You can tell a ton of hard work went into making the game. That being said, it felt too sandboxy to me. You just run around creating chaos and completing random quests because you can and because it unlocks new gear. Perhaps the multiplayer side of things would have provided more engaging but as of this moment I have not played any of that. Simply put there is only so many times I can headbutt NPCs into traffic using my jet pack before I get bored.

I love it. its so good and goofy at the same time its fun to play whit friends too

A purely mindless game. Something for your hands to do and something to keep your brain busy.
But y'know what? You need that sometimes, don't you? Sometimes you do just wanna not think and just roam around doing random shit, and this game is perfect for that. A neat, cozy, silly little package.

its so fun and you can do so much, but i wish it was more animals like cats or dogs or even chinchillas, i hope they add more police quests

Amazing 10/10
It’s almost impossible to get bored huge map to explore fun and unique quests very buggy (in a good way) worth every pound

I thought that this game wouldnt be as good as the first. I used to always play the original goat simulator on my ps4 and i had the time of my life, now today i am ASTONISHED and *SOME SYNONYM OF THAT WORD* because the sequel is better than the original. Like in most movies the sequels are always bad but for this game it is so much better. There are a lot of better sequels in gaming but... Nothing comes close to this. Half-life 2? IT SUCKS! Team-Fortress 2? IT SUCKS!!!!! Portal 2?? IT IS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE FUCK GLADOS!!!!!!!!!! left 4 dead 2? IF YOU LIKE THIS GAME DIE!!!!! helldivers 2? Any game with a number on the end that isnt goat simulator is ABSOLUTE FREAKING GARBAGE NOTHING IS BNETTER THAN THIS GAME NOTHING!!!!!!!!! (for reasons that last part was satire)

Seems like a very silly concept but that's the charm of it and what makes it an incredibly fun game to play and come back to when I just want to do something mindless and fun for a while. No storyline to follow, but lots of collectables and tasks that can be done, or can play it as an open sandbox and just cause chaos.

It is a very goaty game. The only part I don't really like is that didn't run very well with my computer so I had to turn the overall graphics down. Also I kept getting stuck under the statue of libritarian.

Extremely entertaining game of nonsense, imagine someone made a game entirely of easter eggs, this is basically it. The amount of detail, secrets and all around goofy quests in this really show how much passion the devs had. If you want a game that lets you create mass chaos, lick everything and become the first goat president this is it.

Goat Simulator 3

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

=== ( 🎯 Difficulty ) ===
☐ No Difficulty
☐ Easy
☑ Standard (Some tasks are very confusing)
☐ Big Learning Curve
☐ Hard
☐ Impossible

=== ( 👪 Audience ) ===
☑ Everyone
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Mature

=== ( 👀 Graphics ) ===
☐ What Is This?
☐ Bad
☐ Acceptable
☑ Good
☐ Great
☐ Stylistic
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

=== ( Sound/Music ) ===
☐ Bad
☐ Nothing Special
☑ Okay
☐ Great
☐ Beautiful
☐ I´m Gonna Cry

=== ( 🌏 Story ) ===
☐ This Game Has No Story
☑ Nothing Special (It's a sandbox game)
☐ It´s Alright
☐ Well Written
☐ Epic Story
☐ Thinking About It, When I Sleep

=== ( Grinding ) ===
☑ Nothing To Grind
☐ Isn't Necessary To Progress
☐ Average Grind Level
☐ A Lot Of Grinding
☐ You‘ll Need A Second Life For Grinding

=== ( 💎 Price ) ===
☐ Free
☐ Underpriced
☑ Perfect Price
☐ Could Be Cheaper
☐ Overpriced

=== ( ☣ Requirments ) ===
☐ A Toaster Could Run This
☑ Low
☐ Average
☐ Above Average
☐ High End
☐ NASA Computer

=== ( ⏰ Game time/length ) ===
☐ Really short ( 0 - 4 hours)
☐ Short ( 4 - 12 hours)
☑ Average ( 12 - 24 hours)
☐ Long ( 24+ hours)
☐ Multiplayer/Neverending

=== ( 🐞 Bugs ) ===
☐ Game itself is a bug
☐ Lot of bugs
☑ Few Bugs
☐ Nothing

=== ( Controller Support ) ===
☑ Yes
☐ no

=== ( Steam Deck Friendly ) ===
☑ Yes
☐ no

=== ( Enjoyment ) ===
☐ I´d Rather Watch Grass Grow
☐ Hard To Enjoy
☐ Repetitive
☐ It's Okay
☑ Fun To Be Had For Sure
☐ The Kind Of Fun You Will Remember
☐ Life Changing

=== ( Replayability ) ===
☐ One-Time Experience
☐ Only For Achievements
☐ If You Wait A Few Months/Years
☑ Definitely
☐ Infinitely Replayable/Multiplayer

=== ( Worth Playing ) ===
☐ No
☐ Wait For A Sale
☑ Yes
☐ I Can´t Recommend It Enough

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[th]TOP FUN THINGS TO DO:
⭐️ My kids laughter is a joy to see.
⭐️ The ridiculous things you've gotta do.[/th]
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[th]THE UNIQUES:
💎 Playing a simulation as a goat....
💎 The physics are crazy![/th]
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[th]PLAYER GAMING REQUIREMENTS:
💼 Sandbox.
💼 Exploration.
💼 Physics.[/th]
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[th]PROS:
+ The biggest take is seeing my kid laugh while we play together, it brings joy to me and you can't put a price on that. Thank you Coffee Stain, your games never disappoint!

+ Countless of things to do in this very strange but unique simulator game, just messing around is so much fun.

+ Not having this as an exclusive for Epic is the best choice the devs have made![/th]
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[th]CONS:
- Few bugs.... biggest one was falling through the map when falling from a great height, it happens... a LOT.[/th]
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[th]VERDICT:
I wouldn't have entertained this game if it wasn't for my kid wanting to play it and i'm so glad I let him decide what we play otherwise we would've missed this gem! It brought out my childish side and many laughs along with it. If you've got children this is a must pick up game.

We played our whole playthrough on the steam deck and it ran perfectly, the only real issue I found here was the text was quite small and some of the tasks are a little confusing.
Total Score = 75/100.[/th]
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[th]OVERVIEW:
Goat Simulator 3, like its predecessor, is an action game played in a third-person perspective where the goal, controlling the goat player character, is to wreak havoc and perform stunts in the game's urban environment.

■■■■■■■□□□ 7 / 10
We don't talk about Goat Simulator 2....[/th]
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[th]RECOMMENDED SPECS:
OS: Windows 10 or better
Processor: i5
Memory: 16 GB RAM
Graphics: GTX 1070
Storage: 12 GB available space[/th]
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Only bought this to play with my 7 year old son in multiplayer mode on PC. THIS FEATURE DOES NOT WORK. I googled, and found hundreds of people with the same problem and ZERO answers beyond a vague "port forwarding." Well I found the port forward (8571 for both port and TCP). I added it to both computers. I completely turned off Windows Firewall. I created Epic accounts for both of us and linked them to the game. I tried adding him, he added me, he started a game and added me and vice versa.

Nothing worked and this problem goes back TWO YEARS. Unacceptable. Got a refund.

Very good game
Very good quests
Goofy ah mechanics
very goober
Me very like
im probbaly gonna buy the dlc soon

Goat Simulator 3 is nothing short of a transcendental!!! experience. This game didn't just change my life, it reshaped the very fabric of my existence. I came for the absurdity of wreaking havoc as a goat, but I stayed for the profound philosophical journey. Each bleat and headbutt brought me closer to enlightenment. To call Goat Simulator 3 merely a game would be an understatement. It’s a transformative experience that reshapes your very outlook on life.

10/10
The characters' premise fits my needs of perspective.
This might not mean anything, and I apologize if this isn't misleading.
I don't leave bad reviews, all efforts are a perfect score.

Very fun, engaging and enticing game. It has lots of funny Easter Eggs hidden around it and you can chill on this game whether you are messing around with your friends, or grinding all of the events, trinkets and the other collectables/shenanigans this game has to offer!

This game's soundtrack is ELITE 10/10 stuff

Really well designed game with plenty to do, great motion tech, and overall a very fun and semi addicting game

Just a masterpiece.Very fun to play and the bugs are very funny but sonetimes a little bit annoying.But the plot is REALLY NICE.I don't like the final boss tho,he is too weak.

improves upon the first game in every single way and makes it way more playable

Goat Simulator 3 is like putting a V16 into a Tesla Cybertruck, it's just outright ridiculous, but this game just said "yeah that's how we're gonna make this game" and behold, this reference filled nonstop parody of what video games could do with silly physics and outright making it purposely ridiculous, kudos to the devs at making me laugh at a screen more than i could've. One epic gamer reference/10

Absolute chaos at all levels, references everyone will recognize, fantastic DLC for a price that's totally worth it, and no rules restricting the power of Pilgor. laws cannot stop you. Go nuts.
My only criticism: Falling into the void is a lot easier than I thought it would be.