Разработчик: Coffee Stain North
Описание
Собирайте стадо и отправляйтесь в Goat Simulator 3 — новую*, абсолютно реалистичную** «песочницу» на ферме***, где вам снова предстоит играть за всеми любимую козочку.
Присоединитесь к Пилгор на острове Сан-Ангора и приготовьтесь к головокружительным приключениям. Облизывайте, бодайте и ломайте всё что захочется в огромном новом мире. Убивайте время самым бесцельным способом со времён оригинальной Goat Simulator! Мы не будем объяснять вам, как надо играть (разве что в обучении), а просто дадим возможность реализовать свои козьи фантазии.
Можете также строить козьи козни — мы не запрещаем! В Goat Simulator 3 вы можете пригласить до трёх друзей в совместную игру локально или по сети, чтобы сообща сеять хаос и соперничать в мини-играх. А потом можете рассориться с всеми навеки. Не переживайте — в игре есть куча возможностей персонализации, так что вам с друзьями не придётся щеголять в одинаковых нарядах.
Goat Simulator 3 вышла в ноябре 2022 года, и с тех пор наши «геймдизайнеры» продолжают усердно добавлять в неё всякие причудливые штуковины. Всем игрокам в Steam, помимо самой великолепной игры, будет доступен весь контент, вышедший после релиза, включая Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown и Shadiest Update. А в будущем вас ждёт ещё больше новинок!
ОСНОВНЫЕ ОСОБЕННОСТИ:
– Вы можете играть за козу.
– Вы можете играть за козу… в Steam!
– Трое ваших друзей тоже могут играть за коз вместе с вами — локально или по сети.
– У нас полным-полно разных коз, честно! Высокие, полосатые — каких только нет. Каждый найдёт козу по вкусу!
– Украсьте свою козу всякой ерундой вроде рулонов туалетной бумаги и чайных подносов. Хоть реактивный движок нацепите — мы не против!
– У нас есть настоящие «геймдизайнеры», которые уверяют, что трудились в поте лица и «неплохо так добавили контента»: события, персонажей, над которыми можно поизмываться, физику, эффекты, коллекционные предметы, «пасхалки», ложь, предательства и разбитые сердца.
– А ещё они добавили мини-игры, целую кучу мини-игр (семь — это ведь уже куча, верно?)
– Они даже разработали много всякого уже после того, как игра вышла. Какие же вы счастливчики!
ВНИМАНИЕ:
С момента выхода в ноябре 2022 года Goat Simulator 3 так и осталась абсолютно бестолковой игрой. Эта игра по-прежнему абсолютно бестолковая — просто теперь в ней больше всякой всячины! Если вы так и не поняли, что вас ждёт, то мы тут бессильны.
ПРИМЕЧАНИЕ:
* Goat Simulator 3 не совсем новая игра, но она будет в новинку для пользователей Steam!
** Наша игра очень реалистичная, если вы цифровая коза, которую постоянно шатает из стороны в сторону.
*** Отбой тревоги, это чистая правда.
Поддерживаемые языки: english, french, italian, german, spanish - spain, japanese, korean, polish, portuguese - brazil, russian, simplified chinese, traditional chinese
Системные требования
Windows
- 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
- ОС: Windows 10
- Процессор: i5 4690k
- Оперативная память: 8 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: GTX 1050 Ti (4GB VRAM)
- DirectX: версии 11
- Место на диске: 12 GB
- 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
- ОС: Windows 10
- Процессор: i5 9400F
- Оперативная память: 16 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: GTX 1070 (8GB VRAM)
- DirectX: версии 11
- Место на диске: 12 GB
Mac
Linux
Отзывы пользователей
I want more free updates
even updates need money i pay for that
This game is fantastic. Over 100 hours in and it doesn't get old. Love the DLC packs too. Highly recommend.
My daughter always asks if she can play this but Ive been secretly playing on my own because it's just too fun. 10/10
Pretty fun, completed the game in ~8 hours. Worth it for 30 dollars? Yes if playing with friends, no if playing solo. Somewhat buggy. 8/10
I really like this game it is fun and funny with a bit of swearing and I also think that speedruners would love to play this game.
Greatest sim in my life. Goat Simulator was a life changing experience and now I can be forever as a goat. Or Maybe even Jesus. But as all the Npc's and cars go by, I can give my greatest baa!
this game is super fun. i am really glad i got this, i love how the game is open world and how there is so many tasks to be done and how you don't get bored easily.
Overall good, but still waiting for Goat Simulator 2 to come out.
Goat simulator 2 doesnt exist. if you think it does you are crazy and need to go to an insane asylum.
I very fun and silly game. Has an old school feel in a way. The game is more concerned with dumb fun than anything big and serious. Best enjoyed in coop.
Excellent game little bit short and pointless, but deeply enjoyable if you have someone to play with.
Still a shame about the Epig exclusivity but can't really blame the devs for it. The extra budget and time has clearly resulted in a stupid goat game of the utmost quality. Is it broken as hell? Absolutely. That is the best part. Really just feels like they took everything about the original, turned it up to 11, and then topped it off with multiplayer. The only question remaining is: Are you ready to embrace your inner chaotic goatral persona.
funny, unpredictable, plays well, well programmed (runs smoothly on my old machine) and even though its a sandbox kind of game it has actual quests and stuff well designed.
simple addition of split screen and being able to drive cars makes this game so much more fun that the 1st. if youve got family or friends to play it with in person its definitely worth the price on sale. $14 for a game this good is mental
peak controlled goat related chaos. if by "controlled" you also mean strapping a rocket to a goat and seeing what happens. 10/10 would baaaaaaaa again.
A fantastic sandbox game full of the best kinds of nonsense. Great fun to play with friends or alone.
This game is so supremely stupid. I only wish that I'd been able to (or willing to) pick it up when it was NEW but the studio/publisher decision to release epic exclusive prevented this.
The only thing I kind of miss is the 'swimming'. It seems weird that the goat finally learned how to swim. Maybe we should have a swimming lesson dlc, a flashback to earlier, simpler times when a goat could just bob and dunk freely in the water and then fall to the very bottom of the map to explore on hoof half a mile down.
I own a physical copy of this game which was first available for Epic Games, but due to bizarre issues with the launcher itself, I decided to make another purchase here. I did this because my brother plays the game, he is a huge fan of Goat Simulator franchise.
Compared to the first Goat Simulator game, this one is a massive improvement! Graphics are great, there's a lot more quests, in-game customization and multiplayer mode works wonderfully! The map is big with a bunch of little nooks and secrets around. I've encountered a few minor bugs - specifically where in local co-op one of the players would not be able to make any input (solved by rejoining). This game also comes with some minigames which you can play in multiplayer.
Fantastic. Has provided many hours of nonsensical entertainment for my kids. They love it.
This game is hilarious!!! i play it with friends and its the best for a luauh and just messing around. i haven't laughed so hard in ages
Great throwback to the original game!!
There is a lot of fun and new gameplay to be had and is especially way more fun playing co-op <3
Goat Simulator 3 is perfect if you need 5 minutes of stress relief or 3 hours.
Your goat persona/s will constantly surprise you.
GS3 is a must own (and if you grab it when it goes on sale, even better).
This is the type of game you can leave on for any house party coming up. Great for kids and adults. ...
(Just explain to the kids that this is not how goats are suppose to behave. This is how goats can let off some steam in a safe controlled environment.)
Good game. Takes everything that made the first Goat Sim good and expands upon it. References are a little outdated, but everything will be outdated in time. When I was a child, my mother hit me in the head with a folding chair. 10/10 would recommend if you have friends to play with.
if you get bored from playing the same games were the same thing happens, this is the game for you! I have ADHD, and this game helps me when I want to play a game, but not do the same thing over and over again. 10/10
This is a really great game to just have a ton of dumb fun in. There are lots of references to your favorite media (ex: Mario, Fallout, Harry Potter, etc.), some that are better or more subtle than others. Multiplayer is awesome and there are mini games you can play with your friends if headbutting them into the ocean gets boring. Overall, it's a great game, just watch out so you don't glitch through the map while you have quest items :,)
I tried to enter a turnstile and was launched nearly 300 feet into the air. How silly of me to think that goats were capable of human infrastructure. 10/10
goat simulator 3 is like the old and new school goats of all goated games, yeah, and used to run on my terrible laptock and yeah. they did good with this game!
A definite improvement over the original: most notably, the gameplay is more varied and interesting, and it's easier to control. Co-op is a welcome addition.
Two negatives: some of the quests are unclear, and I've experienced several crashes.
It's a relaxing game filled with plenty of humour and madness, best played with a friend.
very fun and goofy game i love the random quests and how u can headbut people one of my fav games on steam would recommend
Having been around goats IRL i can confirm they will drop a nuclear bomb on a local neighborhood. As well as steal your car. 10\10 super realistic
Stupidly fun game. Amazingly random. Fantastic with friends.
even without the added-on stuff i still had fun and this game was also very relaxing to me so i recommend this game because of that
Goat Simulator 3 is an absolute blast! The game's open-world sandbox is filled with hilarious missions, wacky Easter eggs, and tons of fun surprises. The four-player co-op mode multiplies the chaos and laughter, making it perfect for a good time with friends. The game's absurdity and playful nature provide endless entertainment, and the quirky quests keep you engaged. Whether you're headbutting objects, causing mayhem, or just exploring the vast world, Goat Simulator 3 delivers pure, unadulterated joy. It's a fantastic game for anyone looking to let loose and have a good laugh!
A Goatedly funny game
i got this game as i had already had an experience of gs3 when i would see it on xbox. i got this game around 2 days ago and i have found the most funniest but weirdest things to do in this game. i lit fire to a gas station and found a glitch with the vans where you can literally make the vans go crazy and explode. it works on any car but it works really well on vans. it makes the van spaz out and when it hits something it slides around like crazy blows up after 5 seconds. a really good and funny game and i really recommend this game to people that like to cause carnage and mayhem. i got this game for £8 on a discount. worth every penny. buy it BUY IT!
INTRO
Finally a GOAT-tier Goat game?
THE GOOD AND THE BAD
+ Much improved graphics and performance compared to the first game
+ Still broken, but in a more controlled way, which makes for a better gameplay
+ Extremely funny soundtrack (look up 'Hillbilly Goat')
+ Extremely stupid jokes
+ Much larger map
+ Huge set of costumes that can be applied on the goat
+ Other animals (though according to the game, all of them are goats anyway)
+ Has decent multiplayer options (not tested though, I'm a lone goat)
- Game will continuosly spawn tornados and containers on the map by default after completing the associated events unless manually toggled off in Goat Tower (will get tiresome very quick and the game won't inform you about this option)
- Some quests require a lot of grind for no other reason than to annoy you
- Goat Tower progressively gets to look worse and more messy as time goes by since it stores many items from various completed events, I'd prefer being able to clean it up
- Not all event instructions are clear and sometimes you need to know the references and jokes in order to progress
OVERALL
Goat Simulator 3 is actually the second Goat game. But it's about three times better than the original I'd say, so the number fits. Very little to complain about, even the full price can be justified if you like the concept.
RATING
8/10
Way more content then expected. Very much worth it if on sale to at least 20 dollars.
Pure Silly Fun
Goat Simulator 3 took the rather small and limited Sandbox that was Part 1 and massively enhanced, expanded, and improved upon it. The game now has several quests which partially have a significant impact on the world around you, there are hundreds of unlockable outfits of which many offer active functions such as shooting at others, gliding, or turning people into bananas. Speaking of bananas, if you get bored of being a goat all the time, you can turn into other beings such as tall goat (yes, it's a giraffe), a fish, or even become a fully fledged human being! The amount of variety offered to you allows for several hours of entertainment. Interact with everything in the world that you may find, the consequences - while usually somewhat logical in terms of this game - can often be quite unexpected and very funny.
This game is one massive comedy themepark with loads of attractions. Step right up, come on in and have fun!
Epic game and the dlcs are worth it. Lots of funny moments. 10/10 GOTY
Really cool game with nice graphics and fun gameplay. Definitely recommend to anyone who likes nonsensible, chaotic games.
There's nothing like being a goat and destroying the world. It makes a great game!!! :D
Best game ever. Super funny to just mess around. I've played this for so long and have not completed many quests because I love creating chaos and using the cosmetics. Super good way to use up your extra time and have fun with your friends. I give this a 100/10
for the amount of money this game costs This game doesnt really have that much content by its self, and it does get a little boring, but its a pretty fun game to play together.
Absolutely amazing game! Finished it on another account with a friend, playing in split-screen local coop, was tons of fun! Now doing Multiverse of madness. We're having a blast playing the game. Every mission/quest you do is like an easter egg, it's so much fun!
Bro its like goat simulator but MULTIPLAYER WITH FUN GRAPHICS AND GEAR AND FUNNY GAGS, I COULD GO ON. Also try being a pig with rocket shoes and jousting gear and megaphone and sliding around, best way to travel on a highway without any obstacles >:3
Fun Sense of humor and enjoyable with friends although it does have a sense of violence so watch out for your young ones PEACE!.
Sincerley RockSolidJ
I clearly am not done with everything there is to do in this game yet, but it's already apparent that this is a magical 1up to the original Goat Simulator that came out a decade ago. You are thrown into the game pretty quickly and start unlocking all kinds of stuff quickly too, where it will be obvious in the first few minutes the biggest upgrade from the original: you can change your equipment/mutators on the fly now whereas you had to restart the map to make changes to that stuff in the first game. It is a much needed change to breathe proper life into this game, but most importantly...
There is online play available with up to 4 people. It is surreal to see another goat destroying the town from a different perspective and is magical for those that loved the first game. Definitely worth your time if you love all of the absurdity that comes with these games.
Very good couch multiplier game. Even supports 4 player split screen on PC which is a rarity that is much appreciated. I did split screen 1080p high on the steam deck docked to a tv and it ran pretty well. Definitely recommend
is fun and who doesn't want to be a goat or a pig
Awesome game. Improves upon Goat Sim 1 in almost every way, super fun items/equips to play with, large map with tons of things to do on it, lots of collectibles to get if you want to spend your time hunting everything down, and just generally a great game to simmer down with after a long day. Definitely recommend it.
this game constantly crashes for me on a lenovo 4070 laptop i had it on epic but it never gose past 20 mins without a crash any fixes???
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Coffee Stain North |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 23.12.2024 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 98% положительных (2947) |