Разработчик: Coffee Stain North
Описание
Собирайте стадо и отправляйтесь в Goat Simulator 3 — новую*, абсолютно реалистичную** «песочницу» на ферме***, где вам снова предстоит играть за всеми любимую козочку.
Присоединитесь к Пилгор на острове Сан-Ангора и приготовьтесь к головокружительным приключениям. Облизывайте, бодайте и ломайте всё что захочется в огромном новом мире. Убивайте время самым бесцельным способом со времён оригинальной Goat Simulator! Мы не будем объяснять вам, как надо играть (разве что в обучении), а просто дадим возможность реализовать свои козьи фантазии.
Можете также строить козьи козни — мы не запрещаем! В Goat Simulator 3 вы можете пригласить до трёх друзей в совместную игру локально или по сети, чтобы сообща сеять хаос и соперничать в мини-играх. А потом можете рассориться с всеми навеки. Не переживайте — в игре есть куча возможностей персонализации, так что вам с друзьями не придётся щеголять в одинаковых нарядах.
Goat Simulator 3 вышла в ноябре 2022 года, и с тех пор наши «геймдизайнеры» продолжают усердно добавлять в неё всякие причудливые штуковины. Всем игрокам в Steam, помимо самой великолепной игры, будет доступен весь контент, вышедший после релиза, включая Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown и Shadiest Update. А в будущем вас ждёт ещё больше новинок!
ОСНОВНЫЕ ОСОБЕННОСТИ:
– Вы можете играть за козу.
– Вы можете играть за козу… в Steam!
– Трое ваших друзей тоже могут играть за коз вместе с вами — локально или по сети.
– У нас полным-полно разных коз, честно! Высокие, полосатые — каких только нет. Каждый найдёт козу по вкусу!
– Украсьте свою козу всякой ерундой вроде рулонов туалетной бумаги и чайных подносов. Хоть реактивный движок нацепите — мы не против!
– У нас есть настоящие «геймдизайнеры», которые уверяют, что трудились в поте лица и «неплохо так добавили контента»: события, персонажей, над которыми можно поизмываться, физику, эффекты, коллекционные предметы, «пасхалки», ложь, предательства и разбитые сердца.
– А ещё они добавили мини-игры, целую кучу мини-игр (семь — это ведь уже куча, верно?)
– Они даже разработали много всякого уже после того, как игра вышла. Какие же вы счастливчики!
ВНИМАНИЕ:
С момента выхода в ноябре 2022 года Goat Simulator 3 так и осталась абсолютно бестолковой игрой. Эта игра по-прежнему абсолютно бестолковая — просто теперь в ней больше всякой всячины! Если вы так и не поняли, что вас ждёт, то мы тут бессильны.
ПРИМЕЧАНИЕ:
* Goat Simulator 3 не совсем новая игра, но она будет в новинку для пользователей Steam!
** Наша игра очень реалистичная, если вы цифровая коза, которую постоянно шатает из стороны в сторону.
*** Отбой тревоги, это чистая правда.
Поддерживаемые языки: english, french, italian, german, spanish - spain, japanese, korean, polish, portuguese - brazil, russian, simplified chinese, traditional chinese
Системные требования
Windows
- 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
- ОС: Windows 10
- Процессор: i5 4690k
- Оперативная память: 8 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: GTX 1050 Ti (4GB VRAM)
- DirectX: версии 11
- Место на диске: 12 GB
- 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
- ОС: Windows 10
- Процессор: i5 9400F
- Оперативная память: 16 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: GTX 1070 (8GB VRAM)
- DirectX: версии 11
- Место на диске: 12 GB
Mac
Linux
Отзывы пользователей
This is prob the best and most fun game ive ever played besides a few others. If u liked the og games then youll like this one. Theres so much content, i finished most quests and completed dlc and main storyline, yet im only 50% done. It is MASSIVE this LOW appreciated game will not TAPER as much as i can IMAGINE.
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the graphics were amazing the game is fun and its absurdly funny
This is the best game to cheer someone up with... OR just to mess around in the game completing all the quests.:) Anytime you choose to play it's funny. :P
stupid silly references and a general sense of chaos. it's a great vibe game if your vibe is wacky. do keep in mind gameplay might be boring to some as it aint the normal type of stuff.
Hilariously fun and I love all the movie and show references too. This game is ridiculous in a good way. Even my kiddos love playing it.
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☐ Significant brain usage
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☐ Dark Souls
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great fun game and is overall just great,goo graphics,entertaining and good for puzzles too!
Did you enjoy the original Goat Simulator? Yes? Then just buy this one already (and bring some friends along for the real experience)
Btw, 100%ing this game is really fun and shows you basically everything the game has to offer. Can't say the same for the DLC unfortunately
It is good i would like it if goat simulator and squid game was in the game with quests becuase i already finished it in 52 minutes please add it
Fire, the wheel, Goat Simulator 3.
What do these have in common? They're all monumental achievements that humanity wouldn't be able to live without.
Moral of the story, the game is good.
It is so fun the final boss is intriguing and there are so many cool collectibles and quests to complete. You can do whatever you including become the lord of the ring of purity and flying with jet packs!
Much like goat simulator 1, the simulation of goats is immaculately realistic down to the finest detail.
not enough sex 3/10
Its fun braindead mayhem collectathon, but with some really annoying bugs.
Like yes, I understand that sometimes goats fall through ground or phase through walls, that's just how goats are in real life too.
But having game disconnect and kick you to main menu, that's something that goats in real life don't do.
Wish that problem would be fixed asap.
3/5 (but if they fix the disconnect to main menu 4/5)
Very well crafted game! It's just super fun from the beginning to the end. Make sure to start quests early, otherwise you will feel lost in the game
Its a very good game with the best worst fhysics just u clip throught the ground to much
Goat sim is the GOAT of multiplayer games. (Goat get it hahahahahaah) I got it for my brother for Christmas. Shortly I got envious and wanted to play it for my self 43 bucks later I was playing the funniest most ridiculous game of my LIFE. You couldn't script some of these moments if you Tried. 11/10 great game but better with friends.
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☐ You forget what reality is
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☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
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☑ Very good (Played Coop, if not then its good)
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
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☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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my car hit another car which made it hit a lamp post which flung it forward, slipping in oil, hitting a pedestrian and flying into a ditch, then exploding
10/10
It's fun and full of adventure, but there are some bugs but that sometimes make it even more enjoyable."
Super chillaxing. Takes me back to my roots, but this time its a cohesive game with quests with way better graphics.
Still want more achievements in the game. Still have fun playing goat simulator. Still love goats.
Great game, huge improvement. Love the humor, doesn't seem as outdated as i was told, doesn't matter either way this game will be a classic.
Well it is a lot of money its definently dont worth but if you get enough money to buy it and it wouldnt put an dent in your bank acc then is okay is very fun and takes a long of time to beat all things in the game about 50 hours if you tryhard
Fun game to enjoy, especially if you have friends to play it with, even more so if one of more of your friends are quite chaotic.
Joining other people is quite easy even if some are on Epic and others are on Steam as long as you have at least one person who has one or more other people from the other platform in their friendlist.
The game itself has lots of various things to discover and do so I highly recommend grabbing it if you can, especially when it's on a sale.
Incredible textures, graphics, goat, game, and it's super fun! Causing chaos as a goat has been apart of my childhood in the regular goat simulator, but this is just amazing! Unlike most games when they make a sequel, they ONLY upgraded everything and added cool stuff rather than just removing a few things and adding another. The Goat Team did an excellent job on this and I hope they become a huge success! - A goatular child
Very thought provoking. It's social commentary really adds a zing to the large overarching storyline.
Fantastic game full of fun adventures, and even fun to play with friends on or off the couch!
OG goat simulator was my favourite game since its release. I ran out of stuff to do. GS3 feels like there is never ending stuff to do. It's a lot more playable, and parkour feels a lot smoother. Still get all the same feelings playing this one.
I love your game! Can you make an update about a new Goat called: Sheep Goat Special abilitys: can hug an Npc and makes the NPC the goats friend! How to get: Go to the farm in the orginal map
i lost my wife and kids they died after i watched the base game intro and then decided to play the dlc and watched the intro
Goat Simulator 3 majorly improves nearly every aspect of its predecessor. San Angora is full of events and collectables, and is probably larger than all of Goat Simulator's worlds combined. With how much bigger this game really is, it makes sense that Goat Simulator 2 doesn't exist.
A bit hard to run on the base settings, but alot of stuff to mix and match to fuel your Goat-Themed Chaos
One thing I hope they add to this is mod support, like with Goat Sim 1, but since it is more geared for Multiplayer, I don't see that happening soon.
its like gta i like it i reckamend it to kids who like gta it is not like the bad parts of gta
this game is maybe the best goat simulator game i mean this is GTA V but so much more fun and actually good for what it is and for 10 bucks as of posting its a go to game for first time goat sim players
i love goat sim on the xbox and this is like a dream come true
but very buggy forinstance nocliping through the floor
so this game is really fun but i did play the first game and i would like it if i could add mods more easy please devs add workshop support
Very funny sequel to Goat Simulator. When I charge my headbutt, the people get flung of land which is actually very funny. 5 out of 5 stars. Play now!
I want more free updates
even updates need money i pay for that
This game is fantastic. Over 100 hours in and it doesn't get old. Love the DLC packs too. Highly recommend.
My daughter always asks if she can play this but Ive been secretly playing on my own because it's just too fun. 10/10
Pretty fun, completed the game in ~8 hours. Worth it for 30 dollars? Yes if playing with friends, no if playing solo. Somewhat buggy. 8/10
I really like this game it is fun and funny with a bit of swearing and I also think that speedruners would love to play this game.
Greatest sim in my life. Goat Simulator was a life changing experience and now I can be forever as a goat. Or Maybe even Jesus. But as all the Npc's and cars go by, I can give my greatest baa!
this game is super fun. i am really glad i got this, i love how the game is open world and how there is so many tasks to be done and how you don't get bored easily.
Overall good, but still waiting for Goat Simulator 2 to come out.
Goat simulator 2 doesnt exist. if you think it does you are crazy and need to go to an insane asylum.
I very fun and silly game. Has an old school feel in a way. The game is more concerned with dumb fun than anything big and serious. Best enjoyed in coop.
Excellent game little bit short and pointless, but deeply enjoyable if you have someone to play with.
Still a shame about the Epig exclusivity but can't really blame the devs for it. The extra budget and time has clearly resulted in a stupid goat game of the utmost quality. Is it broken as hell? Absolutely. That is the best part. Really just feels like they took everything about the original, turned it up to 11, and then topped it off with multiplayer. The only question remaining is: Are you ready to embrace your inner chaotic goatral persona.
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Coffee Stain North |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 23.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 98% положительных (3247) |