Разработчик: Coffee Stain North
Описание
Собирайте стадо и отправляйтесь в Goat Simulator 3 — новую*, абсолютно реалистичную** «песочницу» на ферме***, где вам снова предстоит играть за всеми любимую козочку.
Присоединитесь к Пилгор на острове Сан-Ангора и приготовьтесь к головокружительным приключениям. Облизывайте, бодайте и ломайте всё что захочется в огромном новом мире. Убивайте время самым бесцельным способом со времён оригинальной Goat Simulator! Мы не будем объяснять вам, как надо играть (разве что в обучении), а просто дадим возможность реализовать свои козьи фантазии.
Можете также строить козьи козни — мы не запрещаем! В Goat Simulator 3 вы можете пригласить до трёх друзей в совместную игру локально или по сети, чтобы сообща сеять хаос и соперничать в мини-играх. А потом можете рассориться с всеми навеки. Не переживайте — в игре есть куча возможностей персонализации, так что вам с друзьями не придётся щеголять в одинаковых нарядах.
Goat Simulator 3 вышла в ноябре 2022 года, и с тех пор наши «геймдизайнеры» продолжают усердно добавлять в неё всякие причудливые штуковины. Всем игрокам в Steam, помимо самой великолепной игры, будет доступен весь контент, вышедший после релиза, включая Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown и Shadiest Update. А в будущем вас ждёт ещё больше новинок!
ОСНОВНЫЕ ОСОБЕННОСТИ:
– Вы можете играть за козу.
– Вы можете играть за козу… в Steam!
– Трое ваших друзей тоже могут играть за коз вместе с вами — локально или по сети.
– У нас полным-полно разных коз, честно! Высокие, полосатые — каких только нет. Каждый найдёт козу по вкусу!
– Украсьте свою козу всякой ерундой вроде рулонов туалетной бумаги и чайных подносов. Хоть реактивный движок нацепите — мы не против!
– У нас есть настоящие «геймдизайнеры», которые уверяют, что трудились в поте лица и «неплохо так добавили контента»: события, персонажей, над которыми можно поизмываться, физику, эффекты, коллекционные предметы, «пасхалки», ложь, предательства и разбитые сердца.
– А ещё они добавили мини-игры, целую кучу мини-игр (семь — это ведь уже куча, верно?)
– Они даже разработали много всякого уже после того, как игра вышла. Какие же вы счастливчики!
ВНИМАНИЕ:
С момента выхода в ноябре 2022 года Goat Simulator 3 так и осталась абсолютно бестолковой игрой. Эта игра по-прежнему абсолютно бестолковая — просто теперь в ней больше всякой всячины! Если вы так и не поняли, что вас ждёт, то мы тут бессильны.
ПРИМЕЧАНИЕ:
* Goat Simulator 3 не совсем новая игра, но она будет в новинку для пользователей Steam!
** Наша игра очень реалистичная, если вы цифровая коза, которую постоянно шатает из стороны в сторону.
*** Отбой тревоги, это чистая правда.
Поддерживаемые языки: english, french, italian, german, spanish - spain, japanese, korean, polish, portuguese - brazil, russian, simplified chinese, traditional chinese
Системные требования
Windows
- 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
- ОС: Windows 10
- Процессор: i5 4690k
- Оперативная память: 8 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: GTX 1050 Ti (4GB VRAM)
- DirectX: версии 11
- Место на диске: 12 GB
- 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
- ОС: Windows 10
- Процессор: i5 9400F
- Оперативная память: 16 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: GTX 1070 (8GB VRAM)
- DirectX: версии 11
- Место на диске: 12 GB
Mac
Linux
Отзывы пользователей
Bro its like goat simulator but MULTIPLAYER WITH FUN GRAPHICS AND GEAR AND FUNNY GAGS, I COULD GO ON. Also try being a pig with rocket shoes and jousting gear and megaphone and sliding around, best way to travel on a highway without any obstacles >:3
Fun Sense of humor and enjoyable with friends although it does have a sense of violence so watch out for your young ones PEACE!.
Sincerley RockSolidJ
I clearly am not done with everything there is to do in this game yet, but it's already apparent that this is a magical 1up to the original Goat Simulator that came out a decade ago. You are thrown into the game pretty quickly and start unlocking all kinds of stuff quickly too, where it will be obvious in the first few minutes the biggest upgrade from the original: you can change your equipment/mutators on the fly now whereas you had to restart the map to make changes to that stuff in the first game. It is a much needed change to breathe proper life into this game, but most importantly...
There is online play available with up to 4 people. It is surreal to see another goat destroying the town from a different perspective and is magical for those that loved the first game. Definitely worth your time if you love all of the absurdity that comes with these games.
Very good couch multiplier game. Even supports 4 player split screen on PC which is a rarity that is much appreciated. I did split screen 1080p high on the steam deck docked to a tv and it ran pretty well. Definitely recommend
is fun and who doesn't want to be a goat or a pig
Awesome game. Improves upon Goat Sim 1 in almost every way, super fun items/equips to play with, large map with tons of things to do on it, lots of collectibles to get if you want to spend your time hunting everything down, and just generally a great game to simmer down with after a long day. Definitely recommend it.
this game constantly crashes for me on a lenovo 4070 laptop i had it on epic but it never gose past 20 mins without a crash any fixes???
Dude if you like goats then this is the game for you. You can drive a car, you can have randos ride you if you unlock the saddle, you can grind Tony Hawk style on power lines, do 360 flips, drag whatever with your tongue, head butt bombs, jump on trampolines, wear a little table on your back with a jingling tea set on it...
You know, just normal goat stuff.
It is a funny game and I like breaking stuff so I like it.
This was an entertaining game to play with my buddy. It is just a sandbox game with interesting and funny missions that allow you to unlock some cool new items to mess around with. There is also a final boss fight which I didn't expect at all which reminded me of the it takes 2 toolbox boss fight. I would highly recommend this game with a friend when its on sale. 10/10
very fun its basically a sandbox game
Good Game, DLC ARE SOOOO WORTH IT, Good Exploration, GIGANTIC MAP bigger than gta 5 and fortnite combined!, Great Minigames, Great Events!
this game is fun and chaotic for all those people out get this game or i will find you
goat stands for greatest of all time, which is true about goats
BETTER THAN ELDEN RING!
Okay, okay, hear me out. I know Elden Ring is one of the greatest games ever made, however this game has so many positives that Elden Ring LACKS! First of all, Goat Simulator 3 is LOCAL co-op. This game brings back the good old couch video games of the past. Modern gamers often forget that video game systems like the NES, SNES, SEGA, N64, and the PS2 originated with MANY multiplayer titles that were designed to be enjoyed in the same room with your friends and family! I play this game with my two young kids and we have a BLAST. Did I enjoy playing through the Elden Ring DLC recently? Heck yeah. But would I pick that over an afternoon of laughs and fun with my kids? Not a chance.
This brings me to benefit #2: Goat Simulator is HILARIOUS. I often genuinely laugh out loud while playing this game, and my kids? They often laugh so hard they have to pause to catch their breath! Even when I'm not belly-laughing like Santa Claus, I am still chuckling and guffawing every couple of minutes. The references and jokes are coming at you constantly and it's so much fun just to discover what silly thing the next quest or area has in store!
Exploration and discovery is another great plus in this game. I won't say it's better than Elden Ring in this regard, however it is just as good in my opinion. In Elden Ring discovering items through exploration results in about 70% crafting materials, 20% armor, and 10% weapons. These things are nice, but other than the weapons, don't drastically change the experience of the game. In Goat Simulator, when you unlock rewards, you very often get wild new outfits (including some that actually completely replace your character model), and lots of crazy special abilities. Here are just a few examples: instead of being a goat, you can be a hammerhead shark rolling around on a skateboard; you can unlock the ability to attack people with giant Kraken tentacles; you can fire lasers out of your eyes; and you can wear gold shoes!
Finally, this game is fun and accessible, in the same quality of a great PS2 era game. Some of the quests are challenging, but most of them are fairly easy. While Elden Ring is the type of game a gaming veteran wants to play, Goat Simulator is the type of game that MAKES gamers. My daughter is nine years old and my son is five, and they both can play and enjoy this game. I will always be grateful for that. you won't regret buying Goat Simulator 3!
no naked dudes but there is goats and goats are good but no naked dudes
so fun i like doing radom thing this is like GTA but goat so fun
This is a very fun and enjoyable game with various diffrent thing to do.
Isn't worth the price imo, it just doesn't live up to the first game.
Playing Goat sim 3 feels like playing the first game but the somehow combined it's DNA with crackhead brainrot. I fuck with it
The game is fun for one sitting. The missions have no challenge and the humor has no edge to it. It's like the devs wanted to make a game to play with their kids. A far cry from the original game. I hope the remake is nothing like this one.
The following dialog has been repeated many times while playing:
"I wonder if you can do (insert random thing)?..."
"Certainly there's no way they'd put something so random in the game..."
"Holy cow, they actually did."
I went into this game with no expectations (I bought It on sale because I had cashback with my bank) and had a lot more fun than what was i expecting. Without me noticing i was doing 3 hour playing sessions while most importantly having fun. The quests don't feel like a chore at all even the ones that need about 15 minutes to get through. Loved every minute of It
This is one of the best comedy games I've played! You can play with your friends, as well now too! In the single-player campaign, you are the goat "Pilgor" and need to open up the castle door in the goat tower. But the main reason to buy this game... it has *the* Skyrim reference in the intro. Get the game, it's peak. If you think it's a realistic goat game though... good luck finding one!
I'm not typically one for writing reviews towards most games, however this game is actually kind of fun despite what most reviews will have you believing. There are lot's of quests, gear, a couple mini games, and hidden things to unlock. It's a game that is great for relaxing and is mildly entertaining. It's even more fun with friends, you can have up to four player's in an online party. Definitely worth the money.
Does this game need an explanation?
I loved this game way more than the original, which already gets a pretty good score from me. There was a little more guidance in what to do to accomplish goals, without being handholdy. Still incredibly sandbox-ish, can go and do whatever you want at any time, but there is progression and technically, a 'story'. Which I found to be really fun and goofy.
While it still has the fun bugs everyone loves in Goat Sim, there were a lot less of the bugs that made me so frustrated I wanted to close the game, such as being unable to do things with certain skins/items on, which in the original, you needed to return to the main menu to remove. While it's less of an issue in the first place, you can also now freely change items on the go! And the items are WAY MORE FUN.
Honestly, there's not too much to say on this - it's fun, it's goofy, I feel like I more than got my money's worth already and I'm not done. While the story is complete, plenty left to discover and destroy! I haven't even touched the DLC yet.
the game is amazing and im trying to get it for all my friends before the sale is over
The game is hilarious. Many different places to visit with a lot of quests, also hidden quests. Seems like a never ending story, u just wanna play "just a little bit more...".
I haven't tried the multiplayer yet but so far I love it!
Goat Sim 3 is a ultra fun game to play with your mates, everyone gets to do silly stuff and I can guarantee you'll be laughing lots! The mini games are hilarious and there's tons of things to explore.
great game, overall a really good game and would really recommend this for players who like free-roam type of games and there is also some really good game references such as the skyrim like entrance and and shop in the game which you can use to buy cosmetics for your goat or whichever character you choose to use overall a 8.5/10
It is a very fun and explosive game I would say only for people who like destruction and caos
the devs understood the assignment and boy did they get an a++ the game is just as good as the first one. you have better control in the water and you're less likely to get flung out of the map (could be funny but usually annoying)
"go eat slugs" is and will always be the best line in the game and if you dont agree go kill yourself
It kinda reminds me of that one game about a goat from like 2014, wish they'd make the sequel to that. Anyway, this game is a great... uh... "simulator"..? There's no other way to describe the theme of this game other than an absurd sandbox. 9/10, would hit double 720 backflips again.
I'm not sure what's missing here. It's not like I had high standards. We all bought this knowing that it is asset flip garbage with the sole purpose of being an anarchic playground. But, unlike the first entry in the series, it acts like it wants me to care, to achieve, to be something other than a vessel of wanton destruction and chaos. It's trying too hard to be funny (there are some legit laughs, though). It's trying too hard to be blase/cool/detached. It wants me to have goals. To uncover new goals. It loves parody ... so ... much. But it's still, at its core, a really terribly made game. Goofy controls, wonky physics, and a collision model that leaves you wandering under the world geometry after every third fall. It's not funny enough. It's not chaotic enough. And it's too goal oriented to be fun, given how badly it is made. I'm just trying to get a bit more out of it to justify the cost, but, at four hours, I'm rapidly running out of interest.
Perfect. Just perfect in every way possible. if you liked the first or second goat simulator you will love this one, and its amplified 10 fold with friends
Goat Simulator 3 is gta6 if it was good
Accidentally launched a farmer into orbit—10/10 would send to space again. Who knew being a chaotic goat could be so satisfying? As stupid as this game is, it's brilliant. From the first game to now, the absurdity just keeps getting better, and somehow, I'm more invested in this goat than I should be.
first experience shows me that this game will be so fun to play when im bored and have nothing else to do lmao it lets me shut my brain off and be a dumbass for an hour or 2
I should have researched the gameplay before I purchased. I was lured by the overwhelmingly positive reviews and the sale xD
It has tons of things to do, for sure. If you like open world exploration, finding collectable trinkets, solving puzzles or mini games, completing achievements, and/or if you just want the freedom to do pure shenanigans and bring upon chaos without any goal in mind, then you'd probably like this game.
I don't enjoy those type of game play so I got bored few mins in lol. Not the game's fault, its simply not my cup of tea :)
Its like goat simulator, but with more things to do and more reason to do them because of multiplayer.
I still think the original goat simulator soundtrack should play instead of whatever the hell plays now
this game is super goofy and u can oil people up and kidnap then 5 stars
Pure unadulterated chaos. Absolute Nonsense. I wouldn't have it any other way.
this game is good its the best game ever and if you have a bad computer dont worry you can make the graphics low to not lag! this game is the perfect definition of pure fun! now pilgor let my dad go i writed the review
I to be honest to on this you and my Frame Rate was like 60 to 0 over again and again and Coffie Stain North, please Fix This!
Obsessed. Best game for checking out, from obligations, stresses of life. Makes me laugh out loud, smile, giggle and gasp. Hilarious, fun and silly, GS3 brings it all to the table. I love all the little silly jokes sprinkled throughout the game. The ending? brilliant, had me laughing out of my seat. I only wish there was more! Getting that DLC asap.
I personally absolutely love Goat SImulator 3 and the DLC as well!
Really don't understand why it didn't get as hyped as Goat SImulator, just look how fun it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulz7-E0j-Ec
As per usual, pros and cons
Pros:
1. Hilarious game, very fun adventure, lots of easter eggs, jokes and allusions.
2. The flow of the game is great! There's a lot to do, lots of fun quests, you never know what's going to happen.
Cons:
1. some achievements or tasks in game are a bit grindy but it's a tiny % that didn't reduce the fun I had!
10 cute goats / 10 from me!
this game really opened my eyes to the situation regarding prostitution and human trafficking in albania and serbia, such tragedy.
The graphics are extremely pretty on max settings and doesn't fry your PC.
Goat simulator 1 was an amazing and fun game, if you enjoy'd it, you will enjoy this, but be left disappointed by how short the campaign is. If its on sale, pick it up, but 40$ is way too much.
Way better than the second game. It feels like they didn't put effort into that one but Goat Simulator 3 is GOATED..
Sorry I had to make that joke.
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Coffee Stain North |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 22.11.2024 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 97% положительных (2128) |