Goat Simulator 3

very fun and worth the 30$ lots to do and fun activeties

this is one of the best games I have ever played. there is thousands of different gear combinations and a huge open world. I 100% recommend this game. there is lots of fun quests and shenanigans. I personally have almost one hundred percent completed the game and it was one of the best gaming experiences ever. please get this game.

this game is the best game ever! because you can kill people and be shrek but it might not be better then garrys mod.

GOAT SIM 3 IS A VERY FUNNY AND FUN GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

but can you PLEASE remove bikini girl coffie stain?

i cant stap having nuerecons

Very funny game, nice easter eggs
played alone 17,5 h for 100% without the addon

I bet it's much more fun, if you play it with your friends on splitscreen, like I player Goat Simulator 1 with my ex GF back then...

Very realistic and funny! but watch out for little ones who get sucked into it, it crashed my pc like 6 times (PROBLABLY MY FAULT)

I thought this would be a dumb sandbox game (....it is) but it surprised me in a lots of ways. There is a LOT to do and the map is big. There's so many quests, trinkets to find, little things to do.

You can just run around, do backflips, lick things, and you will always come across something to do or to see. Not to mention all the things you can unlock, such as cosmetics. I highly recommend!!

It's a quirky game that's great for the whole family. My toddler loves playing it, even more so when we play together. It's addicting collecting all the trinkets and achievements. Don't just take my word, buy it and play it.

Achievements are a killer, but it's a blast

One wouldn't necessarily expect a sequel to the original goat sim to have a lot to do, but even at 100% achievement progress, there's still plenty of things that I have yet to get and even more places to explore. I'd easily consider this a ten out of ten, and I will probably play it some more with whatever future updates end up coming out.

Don't let the goofy premise fool you—this is a fantastic collect-a-thon platformer that rivals the best.

There's a ton of activities, tasks, and Easter eggs to discover in a sandbox that's pure fun, no matter your age or skill level.

I played most of it with my 5-year-old daughter, which speaks to the strength of the game’s design—both of us could jump in and just have a great time.

The DLC Multiverse of Nonsense is great too!

This game, believe it or not...has a lot of goats in it :0!!!

goat simulator is the king of trolls and i love how this was when i found out about "press alt + f4" which you should try!

It's not bad, but I just don't recommend it.

Played only solo. The game gets boring quite soon, you run out of events/missions and all there's left is a bunch of 'instincts' and collectibles. Gettting all that stuff without guides takes an enormous amount of time, and using a guide is not really fun. Not sure if I'll finish the game.

Yes, this game is a very Fun simulation game with trinkets and ramps and items, there is so many items to find
and they have quests and secret quests

best game i have ever played, tho not as good as the originals, so i guess it's not the best game i've ever played.
GREAT GAME

it is a very good game i played it for about 60 hours and then bought every DLC and there just good as the base game

The lack of official mod support and occasionally getting booted out of singleplayer to "sign back in" are some unfortunate blemishes, but outside of those (IMO minor) issues the game is really fun. It's just more goat simulator, what more could you want out of this review?

Okay, so this game is super fun and entertaining for the first few hours with a friend. Lots of laughs and mayhem. However, longterm, it loses the funny appeal and gets kind of 'meh'. I'd recommend this game on a sale to be honest. As you can see, I've only invested 5 hours to this point, but it's super funny. If comedy is not enough to keep you engaged longterm, then this game isn't going to keep your attention long.

My kids love it. I love it. The humor is hilarious, it is relaxing, most of all open world so you can just walk around or go into all the various actions you can find. Great take, I am curious for Goat Sim 5 or 7 or however the next version will be named :)

This is a great game full of fun, quests and adventure

very good game, just randomly kick, lick or bahh at people fav feture.
its also a bit chill game as well. soo i realy recomend the game

oh and, kinda sad i cant do the mini games when playing singleplayer. but still good game tho

fun funny if you like goats and capybara's make sure to buy multiverse of nonsense but to get the capybara you need to beat the whole dlc

The graphics are good and really nice gameplay 10/10 GOAT

nice game
graphics : don't have to got some godly pcs
gameplay: you won't be bored
controls: super easy
understanding : can be annoying sometimes but eventually good

This is prob the best and most fun game ive ever played besides a few others. If u liked the og games then youll like this one. Theres so much content, i finished most quests and completed dlc and main storyline, yet im only 50% done. It is MASSIVE this LOW appreciated game will not TAPER as much as i can IMAGINE.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

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☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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the graphics were amazing the game is fun and its absurdly funny

This is the best game to cheer someone up with... OR just to mess around in the game completing all the quests.:) Anytime you choose to play it's funny. :P

stupid silly references and a general sense of chaos. it's a great vibe game if your vibe is wacky. do keep in mind gameplay might be boring to some as it aint the normal type of stuff.

Hilariously fun and I love all the movie and show references too. This game is ridiculous in a good way. Even my kiddos love playing it.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

great fun game and is overall just great,goo graphics,entertaining and good for puzzles too!

Did you enjoy the original Goat Simulator? Yes? Then just buy this one already (and bring some friends along for the real experience)

Btw, 100%ing this game is really fun and shows you basically everything the game has to offer. Can't say the same for the DLC unfortunately

It is good i would like it if goat simulator and squid game was in the game with quests becuase i already finished it in 52 minutes please add it

Fire, the wheel, Goat Simulator 3.
What do these have in common? They're all monumental achievements that humanity wouldn't be able to live without.

Moral of the story, the game is good.

It is so fun the final boss is intriguing and there are so many cool collectibles and quests to complete. You can do whatever you including become the lord of the ring of purity and flying with jet packs!

Much like goat simulator 1, the simulation of goats is immaculately realistic down to the finest detail.

not enough sex 3/10

Its fun braindead mayhem collectathon, but with some really annoying bugs.

Like yes, I understand that sometimes goats fall through ground or phase through walls, that's just how goats are in real life too.

But having game disconnect and kick you to main menu, that's something that goats in real life don't do.
Wish that problem would be fixed asap.

3/5 (but if they fix the disconnect to main menu 4/5)

Very well crafted game! It's just super fun from the beginning to the end. Make sure to start quests early, otherwise you will feel lost in the game

Its a very good game with the best worst fhysics just u clip throught the ground to much

Goat sim is the GOAT of multiplayer games. (Goat get it hahahahahaah) I got it for my brother for Christmas. Shortly I got envious and wanted to play it for my self 43 bucks later I was playing the funniest most ridiculous game of my LIFE. You couldn't script some of these moments if you Tried. 11/10 great game but better with friends.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good (Played Coop, if not then its good)
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

my car hit another car which made it hit a lamp post which flung it forward, slipping in oil, hitting a pedestrian and flying into a ditch, then exploding
10/10

It's fun and full of adventure, but there are some bugs but that sometimes make it even more enjoyable."

Super chillaxing. Takes me back to my roots, but this time its a cohesive game with quests with way better graphics.

Still want more achievements in the game. Still have fun playing goat simulator. Still love goats.

Great game, huge improvement. Love the humor, doesn't seem as outdated as i was told, doesn't matter either way this game will be a classic.

Well it is a lot of money its definently dont worth but if you get enough money to buy it and it wouldnt put an dent in your bank acc then is okay is very fun and takes a long of time to beat all things in the game about 50 hours if you tryhard

Fun game to enjoy, especially if you have friends to play it with, even more so if one of more of your friends are quite chaotic.

Joining other people is quite easy even if some are on Epic and others are on Steam as long as you have at least one person who has one or more other people from the other platform in their friendlist.

The game itself has lots of various things to discover and do so I highly recommend grabbing it if you can, especially when it's on a sale.