Cyberemo 2007

shovelware crap

Cyberemo 2007 is yet another of literally thousands of 2D retro pixel platformers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere.

This is lazy Russian shovelware/cash grab stuff, assembled badly in probably the space of an afternoon with ClickTeam Fusion, the codeless drag-and-drop "game construction kit". It's intended to cash in on the success of Cyberpunk 2077, but as an insincere joke game.

From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.

The artwork here is terrible, it's a blend of old retro pixel "art" used as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics, and some of the most amateurish MS-Paint style drawings I've ever hurt my eyes on. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget to arrange someone who can do graphics properly, or lack of talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result of these decisions.

There's no options to change the resolution for the game or customise the graphics settings. There's no way for gamers to ensure this is running at the native resolution of their displays... there's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. There's no way for gamers to try improve the low quality graphics.

Some of the defects in the game can be attributed to the choice of using the Clickteam Fusion construction kit - the "No-Code" construction kit that "Anyone can make games with!!". Including, you know, people who aren't game developers. Which is a problem. This is a very poor quality toolset sometimes used by amateur developers as it's free (so they don't have to pay for GameMaker Studio) and doesn't require advanced game development skills, but unfortunately has very limited capabilities (it's arguably worse than GameMaker Studio). Just as you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear, you can't make a great video game if you use a terrible engine.

These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.

The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 6 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from (over 9,000 completely free titles), the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected.

Cyberemo 2007 is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, and the questionable ethical nature of the developer and/or their associates (as outlined above), this is impossible to recommend.

[quote]Profile Features Limited![/quote]

Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game.

Note: Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.

This game is amazing. I spent the whole time being equal parts confused and amazed at the incredible story and gameplay. I want to shake the developers hand. Worth every cent.

CD Projekt Red did deliver the promised version of Cyberpunk 2077, but changed the name to Cyberemo 2007. This game has top notch music, no bugs and comes with stunning graphics!
As a bonus, it comes with the movies ‘Cabin in the Woods’ and ‘Casino Royale’ and the beloved ‘Crab People’ from ‘Southepark’. Also featuring the A+ game ‘The Last of Us’.
Did I already mentioned the mini game 'Duck Hunt'?

Siberian Mouse you sick f*** you did it again!

A parody of a bum on Cyberpunk 2077 ahahah, alien forces are clearly involved here !!!! (the review does not carry an offensive attitude and everything that was written earlier is just a joke)

That's a no from me.
Imagine Russians found out that memes existed, had no idea what memes were, and liked achievement.
That's the game.
Thanks for coming by.

Полное дерьмище, но поиграть и иногда посмеяться можно.

chipsuri chio pui picant

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This is a mixed review.

I have no idea what I played. I can kinda recommend it as a "so bad it's good" kind of game.

The gameplay is fine. On higher difficulties, there are traps similar to what you might see in "I wanna be the guy". I like these games, but I understand that some people might hate it.
When enemies hit you, you are stunned. Also, when multiple enemies hit you in a certain way, you might get stunlocked. I still don't like that a single enemy sometimes hits you twice rapidly.
There has been some Quality-of-Life changes as well, which I really appreciate. For example, the long elevator in level 10 has been replaced with a teleporter. There's been some balance changes as well, but aside from level 10, I haven't checked them out.

The controls are fine, though I would still love to see an option to rebind W/S to something else. I'm happy with Up/Down now working on ladders though.

The graphics are interesting. It's hard to explain, but I kinda like it.

The story is weird. I can't really explain it.

It was an interesting experience. I would recommend it for a "so bad it's good" experience.

On a side note, the dev seems like a nice guy. Many bugs were fixed and criticism has been taken quite well. From my experience, most devs of cheap games throw the game on the steam store and just leave it there untouched.

I can safely say that this game had me hooked from the moment the game started. I started my journey on the Hard difficulty and it quickly proved to be an immense challenge for me. The souls esque mechanics and difficult platforming made for a truly hard, but rewarding experience. And I don't want to get into spoilers, but I was taken aback by the twist ending. Amazing storytelling, and a truly great game.

-Great Story
-Amazing Gameplay
-Incredible Score

2007/2007

There are few games that have provoked a stronger emotion from me than this game has. The intense combat, immersive dialogue, and creative world building has me begging for more. Though I haven't even scratched the surface of this game, I can say without hesitation that playing this makes me long for the days of my youth. To go into specifics, this game makes me wish I was still wearing a diaper, because I could hardly tear myself away from this game. I didn't even want to get up to use the toilet. I wanted to poop the entire time I was playing this game.

10/10 - Truly a strand-type game

Best gmae. Would recomend to everyone I know. The artstyle, the achievements, everything about the game is prime. I look forward to Cyberemo 2008

Couldn't have done better myself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not Recommended

The Art Made me INTANTLY CUM. I cant NOT not NOT wait for the prequel: the cummininging to cum out like my dad did adter he didvore my mom. My Metal IS EXTRAVAGANT yo wouldnt belive me if i said it but the JOKAR BABY is in there and he is the epitome of SEX. SEX. Should be rated NSFW because all my OSHA saftey advisore came in and told me that this wasnt safe for work, wouldnt believev it. Wotrth every sent Please buy this game my life debends on it. V

Welp, since Cyberpunk 2077 has been delayed again, i guess i'll have to settle with this.

edit. i did actually play it, and does just seem like another cheap shovelware game like others you see on steam

edit 2. played it some more and feel the same way. also the most helpful review in russian also gives it negative