BattleBlock Theater®

не ну это ахуенна игра, сколько провёл в ней времени, ни секунды не жалел.

Absolutely loved this game. Fun platformer to play with friends.


---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Played this game when little on xbox, I loved it so much that even when i couldn't rememebr the name i looked for it right away after getting my own computer. Its 100% worth it and genuinely so fun when youre looking for something quick paced and ike 100%ing things

Funny as it could be with friends

I always wanted this game when i was a kid on my Xbox 360, but i forgot to get it before the servers went offline, so i got the steam version instead and it's so fun and kinda hard to play sometimes, but overall a great game and i think it's worth buying.

Absolutely an amazing game, Behemoth is a great and whimsical team because these characters and story just have so much PASSION. I played the games in 2016 with so much love for the community, and I love to draw the characters SOOOOO much. Thank you for making a game that we can all come back to play with friend and get the nostalgia feeling! WOULD RECOMMEND BUYING THIS.

you jump on blocks inside of a theatre and its super freaking fun especially the battles

buckle them pants..... completed this sht like 5+ times, behemouth needs to make more games

This is by far the best multiplayer game I've ever played, buy it now give them all ur money so they can make more game that live up to this games level.

Great game still needs a PS port/Better Xbox port so I can 100% the game

battle block omfg a white tear fell down my leg

If this game is not the definition of banger soundtrack, I am not sure what is. Easy to control platforming, and good enough for me to buy twice. Try it, play it, and spike them cats into the water!

great to play with friends

This and Castle Crashers were so fun to play with some friends back in the 360 days and they still are fun, how nostalgic.

One of the best local coop experiences to come from the mid 2010s. Still holds up to this day if you're looking for something to play when people visit or even to play online together.

very fun indie game, super nostalgic too since this was an Xbox Live arcade game--highly recommend for a fun but challenging (and humorous) platformer

I really liked the puzzle games with friends. Recommend HIGHLY

A great game to play with (and probably lose) friends, with a great sense of comedy and a great sense of point shop organization, its point shop has creative backgrounds and neat emotes that any steam user would love to be able to buy with their points!

I am surprised I never played this during childhood. Tried it with my mother in coop for the first time and it was the most fun we have had in a game together in years.
As with Castle Crashers, this game is uniquely Behemoth and there is a ton of love poured into this game.
Get this title right now when you can.

Behemoth, if you are reading this: Thank you.

Did they change the cats to be guards instead of mini cats? either way W game

Really fun, if you don't find yourself stuck because the second player is having a brain stroke!!!

Super fun game that I've played a few times along the years.
Great to play and replay with friends or a partner
Great humor, great art, fun gameplay

Fun, fast paced, and cute. Nice game to play alone or with friends.

Amazing, fun, exciting, frustrating, hilarious, etc... Highly recommend if you want something to play solo and or with others, either way, it's worth the purchase.

My favorite Behemoth game if you like puzzle platforming you gotta give it a shot it goes on sale all the time

Played this game over 10 years ago on the Xbox 360, never beat it back then.
I remember spending time playing with the level editor, and it was fun.
Went through it on PC recently and actually beat it for the first time!

Good old memories to be left untouched and eventually relived for the nostalgia.

(Received as a gift)

due to recent events, i have decided to die 26 times in a row by a missle blasting robot

my childhood. im not sure what else to say, the game is fun and memorable. give it a try why dont you?

A nostalgic gem <3
still a fun platformer

This game is too much fun, played it on Xbox360 as a kid and came back to it 8 years later on Steam. Can't not recommend this game to anyone.

Played this game first with my friend on the XBOX a long while ago. Being able to play it again on the PC is nice. It was a great experience going through the levels once more. The parkour and problem-solving is difficult at times (especially if the friend you're playing with KEEPS SPAMMING THE GREEN BUBBLES).

Good game, miss playing it with cooljanitor.

Super funny game awesome gameplay and when you play with friends or your segnificant other its a whole other experience.

Highly recommended, as long as you have a buddy to play with. Very silly and very fun!

the game is so addicting , fun to play with friends (sadly i have none with the game) it's still fun with randoms in online co-op , not so many weapons to choose from but very fun to use , character design is cool , my favorite skin for the main character is knight (starman skin)[can only get the skin from buying castle crashers] 10/10 game , would recomend.

i really liked this game, but today, this game is unstable and aint no fun

SUPER fun to play co-op with a friend. Humor is top notch, main narrator voice actor is killing it. Platforming and puzzling is fun. HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE CATS?! Go play it!

just clunky af, the main appeal is probably the childish humor for very specific individuals

Great game, very fun, and pretty difficult

This story is twenty billion times better than the minecraft movie

I first came into this game with a veil of nostalgia from when I would sit in front of the TV on Saturday mornings playing this game. Coming back to t now in 2025 has proven that this game is forever fun and enjoyable. A 2D platforming collectathon with silly visuals and a goofy plethora of characters to choose from is still extremely fun. Requiring you to redo the whole level when you die is designed in a way that makes me feel pushed to do better in the level, not defeated. This is probably helped more by the fact that each level is a good bite sized stage which makes this game easy to pick up. Having all the stamps for ever level is still super satisfying to watch as you accomplish completion with every level.

that hat does look quite suspicious, it is indeed glowing red, which doesn't seem good.

bought this game with my steamdeck, and it's pretty goofy but i like it. it's kinda like mario maker cuz you can make levels, but not really? it's sort of its own platformer, and for that i like it. the costume heads and powerups are fun too. i love riding the pig and making the cute little sound when you crouch

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ 8 / 10 }---
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☐ 10

If you like teamwork and cooperation, or like pushing your "friends" into spikes, then this is the game for you.

Very very fun love pushing friends into their deaths. 10/10

a fun game. played it on the xbox 360. you do teamwork with friends, kill your friends. 10/10

My friend kept trying to get me to buy this game and I can see why it's really funny and a very good platformer

It's a good game I recommend it for people that wants more of the behemoth fun

I easily put hundreds of hours on this game on the 360 killing my friends and brothers.
It's still just as fun killing your friends.