BattleBlock Theater®

greatest fucking platformer game ever made no seriously ive 100%ed pizza tower meat boy and mario odyssey and they cant top this ssssss tier PLEASE MAKE MORE GAMES BEHEMOTH

Rated T For Bluud Vioalence and Crud Homor. Whats that like french or something?

fun platformer, esp with friends.

Its a shame Stamper fell off the Wagon. Games good regardless.

BEFORE YOU BUY KNOW THAT IF YOU PLAN TO PLAY COOP YOU NEED TO BE IN THE SAME HOUSE AND BOTH PLAYERS NEED SEPARATE COPIES.

BattleBlock Theater is a very fun game that I recommend to play with friends. I've been playing this game for less than a hour and it brings back my platforming skills of Mario. The game does cost $15 tho... But its worth it!!! (Also listen to Buckle Your Pants (Ending Song) because its stuck in my head...)

I played this game into the ground on the Xbox 360, it's an absolute riot. The amount of frog fights I had with my friend, the amount of time we reset levels because one of us died/killed the other in the dumbest way possible, the hours we spent collecting heads and weapons. This game is a blast.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☑ 10
A brilliant game, a big part of my childhood.

You like blocks, don't you? And you like battling too! What say we fancy ourselves a stroll to the theater? . .

Who wrote this script?

You get to beat the hell out of cats for 15 bucks.

The first half of the game was awesome. All the cutscenes and levels feel fun and unique, then the last half of the game is fueled by the most clunky and unresponsive aspects of the game. The climbable bars feel so bad to use no matter which way there are orientated. Ice physics are normally bad, but this game feels like its punishing you for even trying to walk on them. The homing rocket enemy feels like rng in a lot of levels it appears in, and its one of the only enemies you can't kill for whatever reason. The music slaps quite hard, and all the visuals are great, but I'm not gonna finish the game. Almost every movement option the game has feels clunky. ALL of the combat feels so bad to play. Not to mention the boulders you have to throw around. EVERY SINGLE TIME they made whatever level they were in worse by a LOT.

TL/DR: Movement feels clunky, but it's more than likely a personal issue. If you're interest, try the game for yourself! I hated the ladder section of the game though.

单双人跑酷游戏，剧情很精彩

this game is so freaking crazy, theres cats, bears, this hat guy, then giant lasers? like hold the phone, literally!
talk about crazy, the cats might've been so evil.

i bust every single time i hear the opening track. very good.

BattleBlock Theater is an absolute gem of a platformer that blends clever level design with outrageous humor and charm. From the moment you start, the game throws you into a world full of wacky narration, hilarious cutscenes, and chaotic yet satisfying gameplay. The controls feel tight and responsive, making each jump, puzzle, and trap-filled level fun to navigate.

The co-op mode is where the game truly shines. Playing with a friend adds a whole new level of enjoyment as you work together (or accidentally sabotage each other) through brilliantly designed stages. The mix of teamwork, timing, and light trolling creates nonstop laughter and unforgettable moments.

With its unique art style, catchy soundtrack, and endless personality, BattleBlock Theater stands out as one of the most entertaining and creative platformers out there. It’s a must-play for fans of couch co-op and anyone who loves a game that doesn’t take itself too seriously while still delivering tight gameplay.

Great game, it kind of reminds me of Mario but better, theater themed, and made by behemoth, i just love behemoth games overall, i've played, Castle crashers, and Pit people and they're just as awesome :D

не ну это ахуенна игра, сколько провёл в ней времени, ни секунды не жалел.

Absolutely loved this game. Fun platformer to play with friends.


---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

Played this game when little on xbox, I loved it so much that even when i couldn't rememebr the name i looked for it right away after getting my own computer. Its 100% worth it and genuinely so fun when youre looking for something quick paced and ike 100%ing things

Funny as it could be with friends

I always wanted this game when i was a kid on my Xbox 360, but i forgot to get it before the servers went offline, so i got the steam version instead and it's so fun and kinda hard to play sometimes, but overall a great game and i think it's worth buying.

Absolutely an amazing game, Behemoth is a great and whimsical team because these characters and story just have so much PASSION. I played the games in 2016 with so much love for the community, and I love to draw the characters SOOOOO much. Thank you for making a game that we can all come back to play with friend and get the nostalgia feeling! WOULD RECOMMEND BUYING THIS.

you jump on blocks inside of a theatre and its super freaking fun especially the battles

buckle them pants..... completed this sht like 5+ times, behemouth needs to make more games

This is by far the best multiplayer game I've ever played, buy it now give them all ur money so they can make more game that live up to this games level.

Great game still needs a PS port/Better Xbox port so I can 100% the game

battle block omfg a white tear fell down my leg

If this game is not the definition of banger soundtrack, I am not sure what is. Easy to control platforming, and good enough for me to buy twice. Try it, play it, and spike them cats into the water!

great to play with friends

This and Castle Crashers were so fun to play with some friends back in the 360 days and they still are fun, how nostalgic.

One of the best local coop experiences to come from the mid 2010s. Still holds up to this day if you're looking for something to play when people visit or even to play online together.

very fun indie game, super nostalgic too since this was an Xbox Live arcade game--highly recommend for a fun but challenging (and humorous) platformer

I really liked the puzzle games with friends. Recommend HIGHLY

A great game to play with (and probably lose) friends, with a great sense of comedy and a great sense of point shop organization, its point shop has creative backgrounds and neat emotes that any steam user would love to be able to buy with their points!

I am surprised I never played this during childhood. Tried it with my mother in coop for the first time and it was the most fun we have had in a game together in years.
As with Castle Crashers, this game is uniquely Behemoth and there is a ton of love poured into this game.
Get this title right now when you can.

Behemoth, if you are reading this: Thank you.

Did they change the cats to be guards instead of mini cats? either way W game

Really fun, if you don't find yourself stuck because the second player is having a brain stroke!!!

Super fun game that I've played a few times along the years.
Great to play and replay with friends or a partner
Great humor, great art, fun gameplay

Fun, fast paced, and cute. Nice game to play alone or with friends.

Amazing, fun, exciting, frustrating, hilarious, etc... Highly recommend if you want something to play solo and or with others, either way, it's worth the purchase.

My favorite Behemoth game if you like puzzle platforming you gotta give it a shot it goes on sale all the time

Played this game over 10 years ago on the Xbox 360, never beat it back then.
I remember spending time playing with the level editor, and it was fun.
Went through it on PC recently and actually beat it for the first time!

Good old memories to be left untouched and eventually relived for the nostalgia.

(Received as a gift)

due to recent events, i have decided to die 26 times in a row by a missle blasting robot

my childhood. im not sure what else to say, the game is fun and memorable. give it a try why dont you?

A nostalgic gem <3
still a fun platformer

This game is too much fun, played it on Xbox360 as a kid and came back to it 8 years later on Steam. Can't not recommend this game to anyone.

Played this game first with my friend on the XBOX a long while ago. Being able to play it again on the PC is nice. It was a great experience going through the levels once more. The parkour and problem-solving is difficult at times (especially if the friend you're playing with KEEPS SPAMMING THE GREEN BUBBLES).

Good game, miss playing it with cooljanitor.

Super funny game awesome gameplay and when you play with friends or your segnificant other its a whole other experience.

Highly recommended, as long as you have a buddy to play with. Very silly and very fun!