Разработчик: JoshCorp
Описание
Have you ever wanted to re-live your days as toddler? The carefree joy of bringing your pain to those around you? The destruction? The chaos? The anarchy? This is your chance.
Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more.
In many cases it's important to get yourself into a silly mood (maybe get drunk first) to fully enjoy and appreciate this game. Yes really.
It's fun to customize your character - press [H] any time in game. Don't forget the accessories!
Make sure you EXPLORE! Cars are a great way to get around quickly. There are lots of areas to go to and many things to do - look out for the industrial area, the ghetto, the fire station, the park, the farm, the caravan park, and more!
Find the golden nappies - these give you an upgrade of speed, strength, or vomit distance!
- You destroy stuff
- Open world to explore
- You can jump really high
- Puke on demand
- Driving forklifts is fun
- Over the top and funny physics
- The toddler does dances
- Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff
Поддерживаемые языки: english, spanish - spain, dutch, french, german, portuguese - portugal, russian
Системные требования
Windows
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows Vista
- Processor: Dual core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: DX9 (shader model 3.0) or DX11 with feature level 9.3
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 3 GB available space
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: Quad core
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent; DirectX 11
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 3 GB available space
Mac
- OS: Mac OS X 10.9+
- Processor: Dual core
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: OpenGL 3.2 or later
- Storage: 3 GB available space
- OS: Mac OS X 10.9+
- Processor: Quad core
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent
- Storage: 3 GB available space
Linux
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04+ or SteamOS
- Processor: Dual core
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: OpenGL 3.2 or later
- Storage: 3 GB available space
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04+ or SteamOS
- Processor: Quad core
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 980 or equivalent
- Storage: 3 GB available space
Отзывы пользователей
cant fly copter >:(
its not something i would just hop on and play for fun, but it is good for content. weird game, kinda funny lol. check out my full review here ! (dont worry, only 5mins long) https://youtu.be/na1xPBuuZHQ?si=lIqN_jix98AKQeM8 subscribe ;)
he vomt
Is this not obvious it's a bad game.
Not terrible for the price, otherwise for sure.
GAME SO GOOD
Dear, Devolopment team of this game
I play this game with my master... everyone said this is the best game ever.
I will tell deatails of the best thing you have to see.
1. NPC: Best programming and clonning (I like NPC Walking so much they can fly too.) AMAZING
2. Gravity System : THE GRAVITY CANNOT DO ANYTHING TO YOUR GAME AMAZING
3. 1 of 7 incredible things in the world is here, that is flying stone
I know the whole story that hide behind everything that you put in the detail. this kid is superhero that the world send to do a mission to save the world (ISEKAI) This is not our world but this is alien world that try to lie to me but in fact this is the ELIEN WORLD
"Don't worry i will tell other people to come to play this game for save our world, Trust in me, Trust in my master"
RECOMMEND 100/10
bad
Very finished and polished game overall. The story is very immersive and well made. The characters and setting are wonderful. I love it.
For a $1 game this is actually pretty good! Some of the achievments are kind of puzzle like and make you think a little bit, everything else is just breaking s#@t (including the game) and having fun. Obviously nothing in comparison to something from Obsidion or Bethesda but certainly more entertaining than your average $1 micro-pay "free-mium" game.
I wasn't expecting much out of this game seems how it was under $1 but I was pleasantly surprised! I was completely shocked that you could customize your toddler in such detail, although you can't change the hair and style of clothing but that's not a big issue, and had fun making the toddler look like an absolute hellspawn.
The NPCs are a bit boring and don't react to the chaos the toddler makes, even if they get hit, which kind of sucks but they make up for it by floating and sliding instead of walking. (I found this hilarious) Overall the gameplay was pretty smooth and I didn't experience any lag or glitching which is amazing for such a cheap game!
A suggestion for the game would be to maybe add some level of reaction to the NPCs. As of now, they do not react in any way to the toddler hitting them, driving, or destroying the town and it would be fun to see them get upset over this or try and scold the child.
Other than that, I highly recommend this game! I give it a 9/10 for gameplay, 7/10 for character customization, and a 8/10 overall!
best game i ever played it was a masterpiece and wish it was exposed to more people, the gun play and mechanics of the game are polished even above RE2 remake, I think this game deserves a 9/10 for anyone looking for a true quality game for barely any money.
needs a rediculous amount of work... nothing to do except drive vehicles and knock over objects. Can't change cheeks or hair style either in character editor (although a good idea type of editor it is reminded me of elder scrolls which is a very good thing) Unless everyone else is playing a newer version I just bought this 2020 of the month of Feb..... hmmmm.... the people's legs don't even move... like everyone is a cardboard cut out they move down the sidewalk without moving their legs.... what else is there to do? How about putting some groceries on the shelves in the super market? Or how about putting more people in town to torment? I want to drive the car into the supermarket and have everyone running out the doors screaming "Oh my gosh its a kid driving a car its so dangerous run for your lives" in panic and dread!!! This would make the game more fun in my opinion. Still I recomend it just for the (POTENTIAL) humor this game possesses.
Incredible game, insane graphics, beautiful performance hundreds of hours of fun would recommend
good game
This is a terrible game. Feels like an unfinished product. The people in this world float about and not even running them over with cars cause them no harm. It is almost as bad as John the Zombie.
In my personal opinion, this game has a lot of untapped potential and a lot of potential to be funny. At the moment, the game just seems sort of empty. Which would be expected of a game in Early Access, however this game is a full release. I feel as though this game was an unfinished project wrapped up and sold as a finished product. It is, by no means a bad game.
Pros:
-The physics are fun
-Theres a decent upgrade system
-Huge open map
-Lots to explore
Cons:
-While the world felt open and explorable, it felt very empty. There were few things to actually interact with, and the things they had were all very similar.
-It seems to try and sell itself as the next Goat Simulator, which would be fine except there are so many things in the environment that you feel like should be interactive and they aren't.
-People run away from you on sight and you can't interact with them at all. Not even by hitting them with cars.
Theres no point in them being there.
-Fences and objects that seem like they should be destructible are solid objects that cant be moved.
-Can't break through doors or windows in the starting house, but you can launch a couch 40 feet in the air with a
single swing of your toddler fist.
Most of these are small nitpicks, but they made the game feel very empty and uninteractive for me, especially for a simulator game. Another con is that your toddler character can throw objects all around by hitting them, but exploding barrels have almost no effect. They were very unsatasfying. I am not gonna say that this game is bad. If you could tweak some things to possibly make it better and more fun to play, give it some depth and some more interactivity, it could be really good. and I would be happy to come back and change my review. I will be following the game development as it goes. I hope to see some good things.
An awful shadow of Goat Simulator with none of the charm.
Ugly, empty world with assets strewn about.
The only interaction you have is to run into them and punch, both of which just flip things over.
The "toddler" will vomit and say "no".
https://youtu.be/WTjaVYvZFU8
Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | JoshCorp |
| Платформы | Windows, Mac, Linux |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 22.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 69% положительных (16) |