Разработчик: CSM
Описание
Мы отправляемся в кругосветное путешествие и побываем в 10 странах: Китай, Германия, Бразилия, Франция, Италия, Россия, США, Великобритания, Канада и Япония.
Там мы насладимся всеми прелестями данной страны и по достоинству их оценим.
Так же мы сможем побывать на параде, посвященному поддержке ЛГБТ движению и там поддержим всех собравшихся.
Любите ставить лайк? А если еще и красивыми девушкам? Да и не очень красивым тоже? Эта игра специально для вас!
Летай по разным странам, выставляй лайки девушкам (и не только), уворачивайся от хейта и пройди бесконечный уровень.
Особенности игры:
- Интересный сюжет;
- Простой гейм плей;
- Легко освоить;
- Много доброго юмора;
- Музыка создана с помощью ИИ;
- Достижения Steam.
Я простой человек. Вижу эту игру - покупаю.
Поддерживаемые языки: english, russian
Системные требования
Windows
- ОС *: Windows XP\Vista\7\8\10
- Процессор: 1.2 Ghz+
- Оперативная память: 512 MB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: Compatible with DirectX 9
- Место на диске: 420 MB
- Дополнительно: Keyboard, mouse
Отзывы пользователей
man of means
Another short achievement game to boost your stats . Ignore if you don't care bout cheevos
Simple Man is a another basic cash grab ripoff from the Russians at WTB/CSM/whatever other accounts he likes to use. Usually he's just copying + pasting Unity assets after changing the name and pretending he wrote them, but today it's a reskin of a basic template in the craptastic code-free ClickTeam Fusion construction kit. A lame ripoff of Space Invaders intended to be "edgy".
CSM/W.T.B. have shown a repeat pattern of unethically dumping other people's work onto Steam as a cheap, nasty cash grab, through this account or through closely linked/alt accounts. Here's some examples so you can see for yourself:
- "Jetpack Dog" = 2D Endless Runner Game Kit developed by SG Studio
- "Russian Prison Sport: OCHKO" = Blackjack from the Phazer Games asset/tutorial pack developed by Phazer Games
- "Happy New Year Clicker" = Clicker Game Example developed by Some Packs Team
- "How To Be Best Russian Game Developer" = Clicker Game Example developed by Some Packs Team
- "PLATI NALOG: Favorite Russian Game" = Clicker Game Example developed by Some Packs Team
- "Cut The Ex-Girlfriends" = Cut The Wood developed by Mamadou Cisse
- "Too White Basketball" = Dude Basket developed by Feat Games
- "Kawaii Rainbow Portal" = Infinite Jump Color Game developed by Puppeteer
[*] "W.T.B." = RGB a casual one touch game developed by MAD Entertainment
Taking this shovelware seriously as if it was a genuine attempt to make a game, it doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.
There's no options to change the resolution for the game or customise the graphics settings. There's no way for gamers to ensure this is running at the native resolution of their displays... there's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. There's no way for gamers to try improve the low quality graphics.
The game features somewhat lazy, simplistic 2D graphics, of the type you normally expect to see in low effort Flash/browser games and mobile apps. Considering this is being evaluated as a PC game, having the graphics phoned in like this isn't going to result in a high quality, visually impressive game that PC gamers are used to seeing.
The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers.
Some of the defects in the game can be attributed to the choice of using the Clickteam Fusion construction kit - the "No-Code" construction kit that "Anyone can make games with!!". Including, you know, people who aren't game developers. Which is a problem. This is a very poor quality toolset sometimes used by amateur developers as it's free (so they don't have to pay for GameMaker Studio) and doesn't require advanced game development skills, but unfortunately has very limited capabilities (it's arguably worse than GameMaker Studio). Just as you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear, you can't make a great video game if you use a terrible engine.
These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.
The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 3 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from (over 9,000 completely free titles), the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected.
It's also important to note the "developer" here has connections to a number of shady Russian asset flippers and review manipulators who show an organised pattern to scam and defraud gamers with fake reviews and asset flipping the work of others for profit. While reviews are about the games, gamers should be informed when developers act unethically. Whether these connections are the same developer using multiple accounts, or just working closely with other unethical developers, gamers should be warned about the harm to gamers by this developer and their associates. Buying games from unethical developers puts your money at risk.
Simple Man is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, and the questionable ethical nature of the developer and/or their associates (as outlined above), this is impossible to recommend.
xD
Short, easy and fun
Fortnite actually invented this game as a cover up for the FBI investigation that happened in 2018 when the John Wick skin (A.K.A The Reaper) was added and Lionsgate wanted to sue Epic Games for equity over the profit of the Season 3 Battlepass. So what the developers did was compress every file in Fortnite and ported it into this fake game and released it on steam as a personal project so people weren't curious as to why they were making a second game, but little did they know that this was actually the fail-safe in case Epic Games lost everything. This is Fortnite 2.
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3/10
Easy achievements but a bad game
Avvruk
It was okay. Simple Man is a short, fun game.
Who knew shooting upvotes at pixelated boobs could be so much fun?!?
It was so much fun and simple that I even had time to unhook and take off my bra while playing it. Best part is Travel mode didn't require a visa or clearance from customs. However, Surfing mode lacks high tide and a surfboard. Nevertheless, Simple Man has the upvote from this simple gal. ;)
Maybe the worst game I've ever seen...
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | CSM |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 22.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 54% положительных (13) |