Don't Bite Me Bro! +

glitchy game. tutorial is broken and bad controls. this game isnt very fun either, would not recommend

fun

TL;DR: Played to hoard 20 & finally said "this isn't SUPER fun but just kinda frustrating" bc of glitches which require the game to be force-closed & reopened, funky game mechanics/camera controls (e.g. running over invisible objects in the road that didn't exist with vehicles, not being able to change camera angles except in certain gameplay leading to difficult times building forts, etc.), and so on.

Purchased this game as a couch co-op for my partner & I, but unfortunately am having to turn it off for the time being & not open it for the forseeable future because it's just leading to a ton of frustration.

Things like:
*One person not re-spawning back in (or even being given the option to)
*Another dying off-screen & the game glitching out altogether (no one having re-spawn ability, only left with ability to pause game, period)
*A few occasions of "I exited a vehicle & had to restart altogether" because of glitching between objects & being stuck
*Driving down the road & suddenly the vehicle JERKS off the road or spins out because of hitting an invisible object
*Being stuck on something invisible whilst backing up or moving forward in a vehicle
*Not being able to adjust camera angles when building base (important when things like towers & 3D components come into play), leading to accidentally wasting supplies because you're deleting walls since you can't see what you're doing under towers without changing the camera angle----which you can't do unless you're using a vehicle (not something you do when you build the base)
*The only option to close the game out completely being going to Task Manager itself & hard "End Task"

I just......idk. I bought this game as something that was supposed to be FUN & literally I've found it's just had my partner & I doing the opposite. As much as it really has potential, we've spent 6 hours on it & have spent so much time just hard stopping the game, quitting it, & restarting it that at what point is it not worth it?

Hope someone out there sees this if they're looking for couch co-op games & avoids the frustration. I wish we had bc we're back to the drawing board lol

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☑ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☑ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☑ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☑ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

it is fun

It's pretty fun. My brother and me like playing it sometimes. Pretty relaxing little game.

P E N I S

ive wanted this to come back on sale for ages now, and it just randomly did, i thought that mobile steam was just listing it as buyable as a glitch, but this is amazing.

good

Its good game until bugs show on , when i was crossing the bridge with my car , for no reason i transport underground and died for no reason but a silly bug and now I dont have my red car .
playing with controller is better and easier than keyboard and i dont like controller soooo for me its biggg noooo r ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Simple twin-stick shooter. Crude graphics and pretty blah game overall. There are so many better games to play instead. Skip this one.