Разработчик: Laush Dmitriy Sergeevich
Описание
Ключевые особенности:
- Юмор.
- Новогоднее оформление.
- Возможность улучшения интерьера помещения и внешнего вида игрока.
- Безконечный режим игры, но с каждой секундой конвеер с бутылками двигается быстрее.
- Достижения.
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- ОС *: Windows XP and newer
- Процессор: Athlon 2 X3 450
- Оперативная память: 1024 MB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: GeForce EN9600 GT
- Место на диске: 200 MB
- ОС *: Windows XP and newer
- Процессор: AMD fx6300
- Оперативная память: 2048 MB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: GeForce EN9800 GT
- Место на диске: 400 MB
Отзывы пользователей
Left click..space bar..
how to exploit this game 101 farm your way to 200 points before you buy anything once you do quit the game re open it for some reason you don't lose the points you spent by quitting after buying the decorations
got all the achievements in 37 minutes of playtime.
was definitely worth my time and 70 cents
idk what this game is but my brother plays it and he gets very angry and yells a lot and hits me when he loses :(
Somewhere in China at an illegal manufacturing plant...
A game about a worker who sits on bottles
The game that pissed me off so much, well, what can I do, I need to sit down XD
For the collection will go, if you take it, then at a discount. Not much fun.
This simulator clearly shows how to check the product for quality))
Simple and interesting game. You can play in the evening with a cup of tea
Just fun and meme game
Quite a fun game
What else can I say...You sit on a bottle for money!
Horribly useless and absurd game. . .
. . .BUT it can fix your hemorrhoids in just a few clicks!
10/10 Doctor approved (if you don't mind throwing a few dollars into the Steam garbage bin)!!
Great bottle simulator, I really liked it ;D
The premise is simple, sit on bottle, spare your anus from fissure.
The longer you shield your cornhole from trauma, the more points you accumulate.
Use these points to lavishly adorn your warehouse in seasonal decorations, including a cute little Santa hat for your robot self!
With 0.3 hours of gameplay and 10 achievments under my belt, it's time to shelf this bad boy.
Do I have regrets? Yes
Would I play it again? No
Was it worth it? No
If I had my time again, and knew what I knew now, would I still buy it? Yes
"Sit on bottle" - is a game about ordinary factory worker, whose job it is to sit on horizontally laid bottles. So, that would not lose - click with the left mouse button on the bottle until it is horizontal. The worker did not want to sit on a vertically placed bottle!
Key features:
- Humor.
- Christmas decoration.
- The possibility of improving the interior and appearance of the player.
- Endless game mode, but with every second the Assembly line with the bottles is moving faster.
- Achievements.
I swear this is just how Heineken produce their beer...
1/10 - Cheers!
Please. God please, spare yourself.
You may be entranced by the game name. The trailer, making the game appear humorous. You could be an achievement hunter, like myself, and be attracted by the Achievement Scouts curator saying you can complete this in 10 minutes. Of which, you can get 10 of them in one minute (press q on the main menu a few times, play a game, you'll have enough money to buy everything.) You could be lured to the game from the 90% sale - bringing the price down to 49 cents.
I'm here to warn you. Absolutely none of that is worth it. Some of it is lies. Slander.
You enter the game, and you think you're doing okay. You click bottles until it randomly chooses to go horizontal. It seems annoying, but it goes quite slowly. You (related to other spoiler) hit Q a couple times and see your money, you buy out the shop. The achievements flow. You're thinking this could just be a funny, quick completion to show off to your friends.
And then... you struggle. The game goes faster, and god decides that you're a heathen. A heretic. No matter how many times you click the bottle, it will never go horizontal. When it does, your reflexes decide to click again. And it moves. You hear the minecraft hurt noise, for the millionth time. "YOU SAT ON A BOTTLET" comes up on your scream. You're filled with hatred. Pure anger. Begging for scraps, desperate for this to be over. You keep doing it. You're trapped. The 10 minutes was a lie. You're an hour and a half in. It doesn't feel like it'll ever happen. You click away, hoping that this time, you finally get lucky. But at what cost? You've sunk your time into this mess, you've given the devs exactly what they want. A quick buck. You've become a part of their system. And you couldn't feel worse about it.
And then you put it off until tomorrow and get 40 first try the next morning. Promptly uninstalled the game.
(actual short review: don't get this game lol, it is as infuriating as i make it out to be. it truly did take me this long to get all achievements in a game with no more than 5 minutes playtime. every gameplay mechanic is flawed, from the randomization to dying in one hit. it's by ZERO means ready for steam. this is currently the worst game in my steam library, imo (not worst on steam as a whole.) if you want a 0.49 gag gift, look elsewhere. i recommend the title 'save jesus')
You sit on bottles in sit on bottle, can confirm.
https://youtu.be/MPV241c6TYU
If I ever needed more bottle sitting expreience I don't think I would find a more appropriate simulation. The graphics kept my mind stimulated continuously though I felt that more bottle options would have kept me entertained for perhaps another 300 bottle sittings.
Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Laush Dmitriy Sergeevich |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 22.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 83% положительных (23) |