Разработчик: CSM
Описание
Trading cards!
The new rules for Steam trading cards will not be available at the release time. In order for the cards to be approved, the game must score the right number of reviews (250-300) and a good sales level. Trading cards will be added as soon as possible. Read more about the new rules http://steamcommunity.com/games/593110/announcements/detail/1954971077935370845
Об игре
Данная игра представляет собой аллегорию. Вы - главный герой, который бежит навстречу годноты. Препятствия - это инди проекты, которых с каждым днем все больше и больше. Вы стараетесь, ищете, но каждый раз запинаетесь об очередной "шедевр". Игра специально выполнена в самой любимой программе инди разработчиков и именно на таком "уровне". Что есть в игре: - Своеобразный главный герой, который выражает всю самобытность сообщества; - Неповторимый антагонист, который запомнится вам на долго; - Ритмичный саундтрек; - Глубокий смысл.Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- ОС *: Windows Xp
- Процессор: Athlon
- Оперативная память: 512 MB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: Compatible with DirectX 9
- DirectX: версии 9.0
- Место на диске: 50 MB
- Дополнительно: Keyboard, mouse
- ОС *: Windows 7
- Процессор: Intel core i3
- Оперативная память: 512 MB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: Compatible with DirectX 9
- DirectX: версии 9.0
- Дополнительно: Keyboard, mouse
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this game is my sexual awakening
PooSky is a construction kit copy + paste game from Russian asset flip scammer CSM/W.T.B.. The "developer" used the craptastic GameMaker Studio video game construction kit, copying + pasting and arranging premade assets, using premade level design tools so they could pretend they're an actual game developer. It's just a basic GameMaker Studio endless runner template with some MS-Paint vulgar artwork on it, in the hopes the vulgarity will "go viral", an appalling attempt at clickbait game sales. This is pure garbage.
A strong argument can be made that construction kits like GameMaker Studio should never be used to make games for profit, as the "developer", CSM Excellente23 has done here. These construction kits are intended to teach people some of the basic principles of game development, and to make small demos to pass around with friends. They're not intended to replace to actual work of real, professional game developers. So it's inappropriate when amateurs try to use these for profit, without any actual, real game development effort taking place. This doesn't result in products that have any real meaningful value for gamers.
W.T.B./CSM has shown a repeat pattern of unethically dumping other people's work onto Steam as a cheap, nasty cash grab. Here's some examples so you can see for yourself:
- "Jetpack Dog" = 2D Endless Runner Game Kit developed by SG Studio
- "Happy New Year Clicker" = Clicker Game Example developed by Some Packs Team
- "How To Be Best Russian Game Developer" = Clicker Game Example developed by Some Packs Team
- "PLATI NALOG: Favorite Russian Game" = Clicker Game Example developed by Some Packs Team
- "Too White Basketball" = Dude Basket developed by Feat Games
- "Kawaii Rainbow Portal" = Infinite Jump Color Game developed by Puppeteer
- "W.T.B." = RGB a casual one touch game developed by MAD Entertainment
[*] "Russian Prison Sport: OCHKO" = Blackjack from the Phazer Games asset/tutorial pack developed by Phazer Games
From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.
There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision.
The implementation here is of such poor quality, the developer couldn't work out how to make the game display in fullscreen, it only runs in a window.
The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts.
Some of the defects in the game can be attributed to the choice of using the GameMaker Studio construction kit/toolset. This is a very poor quality toolset favoured by amateur developers as it's cheap and requires little in the way of development skill, but unfortunately has very limited capabilities. Just as you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear, you can't make a great video game if you use a terrible engine. GameMaker Studio is most commonly used to make retro pixel shovelware and cash grabs.
A strong argument can be made that construction kits like GameMaker Studio should never be used to make games for profit, as the "developer", CSM Excellente23 has done here. These construction kits are intended to teach people some of the basic principles of game development, and to make small demos to pass around with friends. They're not intended to replace to actual work of real, professional game developers. So it's inappropriate when amateurs try to use these for profit, without any actual, real game development effort taking place. This doesn't result in products that have any real meaningful value for gamers.
These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.
The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 3 players, and the worst part is these weren't genuine players, these were the Russian fake review accounts that the developer paid to make the fake reviews. Since the fake reviews are all done, now the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected.
PooSky has the laughable price of around $5 USD, it's not worth it given the defects and shortcomings with the product, especially considering the unethical nature of the developer. Remember that if you buy a game from an unethical developer, you're putting your money at risk. For comparison, the $5 asking price for this game could get you games like "Mass Effect 3", "Rainbow 6 Siege" or "Portal 2". Quality, professionally made games like those are frequently on sale cheaper than this. There's also thousands of free, superior quality games on Steam.
Note: Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, and if you removed the fake/joke reviews the game would have a markedly different review score, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.
good game with no bugs
its a sad story that could happen to any of us
This game is actually and unironically garbage
10/10 Stroy and voice acting
Achievements! It is a poop game so I give it a thumbs up!
Love the title
good poo 👍
After dedicating an hour of my finite life to this game, I can assuredly say, it is bad.
While it is a vain attempt at commentary of the games industry, this single-buttoned game falls short of this.
I do know believe whoever made this deserves not only minimum wage, but to forever have pins-and-needles of the lower extremities, for their iced drinks to always warm too fast, and for their souls to burn in an eternal hellfire.
Also it looks like he has a penis when you jump.
POO EYES 🥶💪💪💪
This game is a poo that fell out of the sky. Literary its a meme based endless runner where your goal is to get the highest score possible without dying. The opening joke is lame after you read it more than once. Rate 1/10 because its overpriced and they try to sell you DLC when the entire thing should just be free.
Epic game i play everyday. When im horny I jerk off to it. :)
I have no idea why I bought this, I was most likely on a summer sale spending spree. Even and HEAVY discount, it's not worth the money.
If I knew what I do about this game now compared to when I bought it, I would not have been able to justify paying $0.02, let alone the likely $0.50 that I probably did spend.
There is no gameplay besides clicking the left mouse button to make your.... abomination of a character jump, or something resembling a jump. I only played it for as long as I did to get the achievements finished off, now I can't wait to uninstall it and never play it again.
did it for the achievements (which look kinda funny) only, shit game though.
Crude poopy humor? Weird achievments? Cheap af with a coupon? Oh what the hell, made me laugh.
simple click to jump to avoid...shit. What a retarded idea. The game is called PooSky - it supose to be about crap bombing, not jumping.
I hope devs will die in painfull diarrhea.
-2/10
2€. Enough for rating it down.
This game should be supposed to be a satyrical thing but there's nothing to laugh about.
Graphics are simply terrible, drawn in Paint back in the '90s. Music and sounds are annoying.
And the game is simply nothing. You get only one info in the "tutorial": click to jump. Stop.
I really haven't found anything to laugh about in this game. It's full of asses and shit, ok, at 30 years old I'm supposed to laugh at a badly drawn Paint strip?
The game itself as I was saying is basically nothing. A platformer in which you click to jump and to avoid the shit on the floor.
I really don't understand how a thing like this can be sold at a full price of 2€/$.
There are other enemies in the sky, but nothing interacts with you. You just run and jump over poop.
It also has no trading cards. To avoid at all costs.
Has Hitler as an achievement. 10/10
PooSky is an endless runner that has one joke which gets old roughly three seconds after launching the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH0K1psjqBY
The joke is poop in case you were wondering.
There is also only poop on the ground, not in the sky.
This game was likely made by a group of people who think memes and poop jokes are extremely funny. That's fine, people can like whatever they want. My argument is that vulgar humour is funny when effort is put in to make it not terrible.
A game like PooSky is just bad which makes it instantly lose any funny aspects it could have had.
The game itself is a simple endless runner where you jump over three different looking types of poop. That's it, the butts and other flying creatures in the sky don't seem to interact with your character in any way.
When you die, "Captain Pooper" yells at you in broken English text and then you start again.
The achievements include copyrighted photos from Pokemon and other properties. Also in the achievements are photos of porn stars, Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
There is a DLC artbook which includes nine images that are exactly the same but with different nonsensical quotes about poop. Again, this could have been funny if effort were put into it and the quotes made sense.
Avoid this, I'm currently the only reviewer for good reason.
Дополнительная информация
Разработчик | CSM |
Платформы | Windows |
Ограничение возраста | Нет |
Дата релиза | 25.01.2025 |
Отзывы пользователей | 53% положительных (32) |