Goat Simulator

I love that the game has the pay day game because I love playing a the flying one sorry I cant spell it ok back to my text I like the flying one because i troll the npc by mined controling them

Really fun and as a bonus, wasn't delisted with the release of Goat Simulator Remastered!

Goat Simulator is one of those "Youtuber" games it's fun to play for around 10 minutes and then you forget you played it. sure the game is pretty cheap but so is the gameplay itself which doesn't exist there are many other cheap games out there with way more gameplay than this game could ever provide.

I finally get to live my lifelong dream of becoming a goat and causing havoc. 10/10.

After only 1 hour actual gameplay, it's a 10/10 for me.

If you like sandbox games, open world, many random tasks, destruction, madness, humor and DLC's that actually comes with completely new assets and gimmicks you better play this. I will deinifitely try to 100% each of the levels. Recommend GOATY edition for great variety in the levels.

So ridiculous of a game, yet you can't seem to stop playing once you actually start playing. One of my favorites to play when I'm just trying to waste time.

I MUST BRING CHAOS EVERYWHERE DESTROY EVERYTHING I SEE MAKE ALL EXPLODE HEADBUTT ALL HUMANS AND BE A GOAT good game tough

perfection in its simplicity
truly brilliant in its stupidity

This game has a lot to do. it's also very funny at certain moment's. and it's really fun.

Goats are my favorite animal, you could say that they are the G.O.A.T.
haha.

no but really.

rag-dolling into moving traffic or innocent bystanders is never not funny

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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gote sime isw so fun you cick people in the geed very fun nise nise gaeme

good game. fun to play but if u discover everything it will be boring and you will need to install dlcs.

it’s the kind of game that’s so ridiculous it’s brilliant. you play as a goat, and the main objective is to cause as much chaos as possible. the physics are hilariously (intentionally) wonky, pretty much makes for some truly absurd and funny moments. i spent way too much time launching goats into the sky, headbutting everything in sight, and generally wreaking havoc.

the sandbox world is full of random, weird things to discover, and the humor is spot-on. it doesn’t take itself seriously at all, which is part of its charm. however, the novelty wears off after a while. there’s only so much you can do before it starts feeling repetitive. also, the game is intentionally glitchy, which is funny at first but can get annoying.

despite its flaws, goat simulator is a fun, mindless way to kill some time. if you’re looking for something silly and entertaining, it’s definitely worth a play. just don’t expect any depth or serious gameplay—it’s all about the laughs. 6/10

Fun game, its not ment to be serious in the slightest but still packs a fun punch of humor, nice for 100%ing on steam achievements.

This game is super fun and i really love it its so funny and playfull

So, I thought playing Goat Simulator would just be a fun way to waste a few hours, right? WRONG. This game ruined me in the best way possible.

After playing for like... 12 hours straight, I started seeing the world through goat eyes. I was walking to the store, minding my own business, when I saw a trash can just sitting there. My first instinct? Headbutt it. I thought, "Why am I walking when I could just ragdoll down this hill? It worked in the game!" I almost threw myself into a bush before realizing I’m not an invincible, physics-defying goat.

Then, it got worse. I went to a family dinner, and my aunt casually mentioned how her car wouldn't start. Without thinking, I yelled, "JUST LICK IT!" Everyone stared at me like I had lost my mind. They don't understand. Only true Goat Simulator veterans know the power of the goat tongue.

Now, I can't stop making goat noises randomly in public. My friends think I'm weird, but I know the truth: I'm not weird. I'm a GOAT. And once you become a goat in Goat Simulator, there’s no going back. My life is forever changed.

Goat Simulator is the most revolutionary game of all time, with HD visuals and gameplay that makes me feel JUST LIKE A GOAT, which has been my childhood dream. Also the seriousness in the story and atmosphere makes me feel so immersed in such a wonderful world. (Goatlish Translation: Baaa Baaaaaaaa ba baa baaaaaaaaa baaa ba baa baaa, baaa BA baaaaaa baa baaaaaaa baaa baaaa ba baaa BAAA BAAA B BAAA, baaaa baa baaa ba baaaaaa baaaa. Baaa baa baaaaaaaaaa ba baa baaaa baa baaaaaaaaa baaaa ba baa ba baaaaaaa ba baaa b baaaaaaa baaaa.) (God why did I make an entire rewrite of a review that is already a joke in baa's like its some language)

thank you for the donated emotions that I got playing this for several years on several platforms at once and going through it all several times

this game shall forever be my lifelong go 2 game 2 play with mods. and highly suggested for new steamers.

10/10, I used to play this on my Xbox but only with game pass and i don't want to spend more money on game pass since I got my PS5, Then i bought GS3 on my PS5 but just saw this on sale and i couldn't resist buying it. Highly recommend as a constant goat sim consumer.

What do you think you are, a goat? Well, in Goat Simulator, that’s exactly what you are—and not just any goat, but a chaos-wielding, physics-breaking, head-butting menace to society. Baa? More like Baa-tastrophe.

This game doesn’t care about logic, physics, or making sense. You’re here to cause mayhem, lick things, and headbutt everything that moves (or doesn’t move, because why not?). You’ll be launching yourself into the air with jetpacks, headbutting cars, and doing parkour off buildings... as a goat. There’s literally no point except to wreck stuff, and honestly? It’s glorious.

Ever wonder what it’s like to be a goat with a god complex? This is the game for you. You can destroy an entire town, or you can... no, actually, that’s pretty much the whole game. Just destroy everything and laugh while doing it.

Randy Rating: 4.2/5 — You’re a goat. You wreck things. Nothing makes sense. 10/10 would baaaa again.

thsi game cured my aids thanik you coffee stain i can now have unprotected sx again

Goat Simulator is a funny concept but it commits the sin of copying the gameplay of the Tony Hawk games without bothering to make it fun. This game is little more than a Youtube content farm and in less than an hour you've seen everything it has to offer (which isn't much)

this game really opened my eyes to the situation regarding prostitution and human trafficking in albania and serbia, such tragedy

Literally the goat, recommended if you like funny games.

I never understood this game and I still really don't lol. It's a fun game for when you're feeling like messing around.... as a goat.

it's glichy but still amazing and it's funny and it's fun =)

This is the greatest game ever produced and published, I would highly recommend it to anyone who enjoys good gaming experiences.

good game
funny
totally doesnt glitch and be funny

Im a goat simulator addict. its been ten years and i still inject this shit directly into my veins . this is my black tar heroin and i cant stop myself

This a very strange game but it's good and fun.I can't lie i tought i was gonna play it for 30 minutes and then refund it but it was to good.Graphics are good 7/10,npc 4/10,missions 10/10:).Worth giving it a try i'm sure u will like it.

It was very fun and it was also a little bit goofy based off of other games

g..goat.....
i love goat simulator but it doesnt hit the same on PC, it felt easier to control on a tablet back in the day

no bugs found, best game and i only found features that looked like bugs

Step 1 : Goats
Step 2 : Brain damage
Step 3 : ???
Step 4 : Profit

Goat sim , Oh goat sim... played all the different versions of this game from the mobile , to the microsoft version and now the steam version.
Literally all you do is just be a goat dick around and have fun , after all my years of playing never "goat" tired of it (sorry for the cringy pun).

i just dont feel like this is good. i get its old and a original, but do you have to pay money to 100% the game?

Ridiculous fun and a good laugh, bugs and all.

Used to play this game on 360, decided to play it again on pc, worth every dollar

this game is just so unpredictable, one minute your a goat in a fenced area, next, you're blowing a gas station or the earth with a death laser.

10/10
goat

10 years ago, I bought my first PC game, which I played on the old family computer. 10 years later, (With a better pc and more than 15 fps) I decide to complete the game 100%, as a tribute to the game that marked my beginnings on PC.

(Only to find out that a Goat Simulator Remastered is about to be released.)

best game ever.

10/10 would recommend.

this game made me sell my little sister on temu 10/10 game

You run around as a goat, messing around. There's challenges and rewards, like achievements or mutators. There are some DLC that I'd recommend, like GOATZ, since it offers a whole new map, a wave gamemode, and new challenges, and the PAYDAY DLC, if you've played any of the PAYDAY games, it's basically the heists, but instead, they're pranks, like tying cops to a hot air balloon and sending them to the stratosphere. I didn't really get into Goat MMO Simulator, so I can't comment too much about it.
My thoughts on this game:
Baa.
10/10, would recommend. Play it if you have the chance.

|Graphics|
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Atari
☑Baaa
|Gameplay|
☐ Very good
Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch video instead
☐ Just don't
☑Baaa
|Audio|
☐ Eargasm
Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ I'm now deaf
☐ My ears bleeding
☑Baaa
|Audience|
☑Baaa
☑Baaa
☑Baaa
☑Baaa

|PC Requirements|
☑Baaa
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich
☐ Nasa

|Difficulity|
☑Baaa
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

|Grind|
☑Baaa
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

|Story|
☑ Baaa
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ Better than your life

|Game Time|
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ Baaa

|Price|
☐ It’s free!
☑ Baaa
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

|Bugs|
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor Baaa
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Cyberbug 2077

|?/10|
☐1
☐2
☐3
☐4
☐5
☐6
☐7
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☐9
☐Baa/10



-Review from an expert Goat milk consumer.

Amo este juego,es inexplicablemente hermoso.(I love this game, it's inexplicably beautiful.)

do not play this game it forced me to join the goat cult in a cultistic ritual

Hard to believe that in 2024 this goated game is getting the "Goat of all remasters" later in the year. Baaaaaa

This game is like... when a newbie developer slaps a physics-based world together, adds a controllable character, and messes around with every single physics object available.

Goat Simulator took that, and superbuffed it in epic style. This is the peak of just plain stupid FUN.
I love causing mass explosions in a single headbutt, and having my head clip stuck through a wall as karma.
Greatest Of All Time Simulator.