Goat Simulator

Divertido, comprei pois joguei muito esse jogo pirata quando era mais novo. Valeu a pena rever e estou platinando

I remember showing my mom the pocket edition and her being baffled by how you can terrorize a bunch of random people. 10/10

this game is very cool when your playing multiplayer. This game is one of the best Ive ever played.

Very good sandbox, just hop in and do whatever the hell you want. Has a lot of funny aspects and moments. DLCs are all really good as well, all of them having tons of new stuff to do and mess around with.

This game cured my terminal diabetes, cancer, nicotine addiction, and made me 6"4' and the day after I won Mr Olympia. If you don't buy this game, you are gonna die never experiencing true fun, never gonna experience this life changing game play.

This section of Coffee Stain game developers just decided to get political and fantasize with the left about their ideology.
I would refund this game if I could just to not support them if only I hadn't bought this game years ago.

I love it. i had it on console but now on my computor. I'm glad it has workshop support.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

It was really wild and fun when it initially came out but it really, really wears thin after a few hours. I can't play it for more than 20-30mins at a time. It's alright. My nephew and niece get a kick out of it and they play it on my Xbox, so at least it keeps the kids entertained!

I spent 3 hours headbutting cars, launching myself into space, and becoming a rampaging goat god. 10/10

I love how it has diffrent places to check out. I love the controls

not really a videogame, more like a tech demo that you would show to the higher ups to see if it can get a go sign to go into full production

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

tyler the creator simulator and kdot simulator

Goat Simulator is a very relaxing game. It makes me laugh, and I'm not known for humour. The game is full of bugs, but they are not annoying as you can just stop and restart the game. Yesterday I played the mmo map for the first time. It's hilarious. It's the quintessence of several mmos ... in a goat kind of way.

Loved the game near its release date and never played since. After finishing Goat Sim 3 on Game Pass and backtracking here on Steam for a potential full achievements run, the game feels bland. It was better when it had its momentum and novelty back then, but it holds well nevertheless, just not as fun as 3.

Игра очень рофельная и прикольная, не зря её по скидке купил. Новые части конечно будут по свежее.

Goat Simulator is a classic gem, it's janky but that's what the game is all about

Also it's pretty fun with friends

Goat Simulator – Pure Chaos and Laughs

Goat Simulator is a wild, wacky, and utterly absurd game that lets you unleash your inner goat in a sandbox environment. If you’re in the mood for some mindless fun, this game is a hilarious ride that’s guaranteed to make you laugh out loud with its over-the-top antics.

Gameplay
As a goat, your job is simple: cause chaos! Headbutt cars, knock over objects, and wreak havoc in various environments. There’s no real goal other than to explore, complete random challenges, and see how much destruction you can cause. The physics are intentionally ridiculous, and the gameplay feels like an experiment in comedic absurdity.

Performance
With an RX 7800XT and Ryzen 7 5700X, the game runs at 60+ FPS on max settings, keeping the fun smooth and the goofy ragdoll physics looking better than ever. Despite being a light game, it still looks great with high settings.

Conclusion
If you want to let off some steam and enjoy a game that doesn’t take itself seriously, Goat Simulator delivers in spades. It’s the perfect game for anyone looking for a quick laugh or just some ridiculous fun.

🐐 Unleash your inner goat and start causing some chaos! 🐐

I thought it was boring. It's a fun concept but all you do is run around and do things like headbutt people or jump off things in order to get points. Maybe it's good if you like points.

super gra ogolnie, ale niech kierowcy wiedza kiedy sie zatrzymac bo ja jako koza mam pierdolone pierwszenstwo w tej kurwa grze

Basically mass terrorism as a Goat. 10/10 changed my life.

A fantastic silly lil goat game where you can scream, do some sick manuals, do a lot of parkour and even exclaim that as you do it, and above all, DESTROY. Just like a goat! It is goofy with lots of secrets and surprises to discover.

I love all the goat music that was created for this game, as it made me feel like the goat I was playing and really enjoy being a goat.

Though there are a lot of bugs and much clipping and many explosions, the game does not crash for me often at all, which helped me get more goat per goat.

The hardest part about the game is FLAPPY GOAT but this is easily avoided by simply not playing Flappy Goat.

I 100%'d the achievements in this game because I love goats and being a goat, and by gum, I will buy the remaster and get even more goat achievements. Soon, Coffee Stain will hire me for goat lessons that I may one day truly become a goat.

This is a fun game. Buy it someday. Be a goat.

Very fun and caodic and explosive, but still fun. Recommend!

No pun intended this is a very goated game.
I love its story and sandbox physics, and maybe im blinded by nostalgia but i can confidently say for me this is top 10 Games Of All Time. [ ;) ]
Very interesting and open maps with funny npcs and great dialogue, a bunch of things to do and a FUCK TON of achievements. I originally had this game for the Xbox 360 and thought it was too great to not have it on steam and i just love it. I may not play it much as i used to but i still love this game and all its glory. (partly thanks to jacksepticeyes absolute insanity gameplay on it.)
10/10 game
very good replayability

Reject modernity, return to goat

this game is funny and awesome to collect trophies or do some missions i would OF COURSE recommend this(:

it has such good mods like i love them so much ive played this game for 3 hours IN ONE DAY

if you play this game youre the goat

seriously best game ive ever played in my life. Get it.

One of the first meme/shitpost type games to really hit the main stream and gain traction. I had the same amount of fun with this as I did games like the old Tony Hawk games- Just roam around, do what you feel like, maybe score some points and discover random shenanigans. It's intentionally silly, intentionally "janky" but is actually pretty solid with a lot of exploration and secrets. Most of the "bugs" are intentional, or are intentionally overlooked to give it some wackiness. It's a fun afternoon romp.

Goat = bread
Goat = Penguin
Goat = Angel
Goat = Buff
Goat = Whale
Goat = Space adventurer

Goat Simulator = Fun

I think the game is alright. Its a bit wonky a low graphical. I didnt really like the way it felt and looked so i got it refunded.

Its a very chaotic game where you're a goat and cause maihem: blowing things up, headbutting people, kicking people ect and it is very fun

Great game! It’s especially good that the developers thought about the players and added such a good method of movement as flying. When you butt a car, it explodes and sometimes the goat’s textures break and it flies all over the map.👍

I fucking love this game so much i love just being a goat and causing mass destruction anyone who doesnt like that is a psycho

this is the best game i have played in a while.

side note once you first spawn in there is just a bit of lag but after like 1 min or less it is fine

The game wouldn't start up, even after numerous attempts at trying to initiate the game, changing resolution aspects and reinstalling the game.
It might've been my computer that caused this, but there were many people complaining about this very bug in the Discussions tab of the game, so it couldn't be.

Goat game.

But seriously, this game made me feel dizzy and nauseated. I mean, it's a funny game, but damn, it made me feel bad.

There are a lot of bugs, strange sounds, and my computer freezes

The only issue is that you can't change mutators mid-game, unlike Console and Mobile. I think you can do that in the newer game, but it's kinda pricey

Absolutely the best simulation game yet. Not only do you get 127 achievements to look out for, but the sheer amount of chaos you can create is more than enough to waste an hour laughing to. And if headbutting cars and flying 2000 feet up in the air or exploring space and stealing money from people wasn't right up your alley for some reason, then the workshop support has you covered!

ABSOLUTE CLASSIC.
If you played this back in the day you were the G O A T
alr ill see myself out

I played the sequel first. thus i judged this game kinda harshly because the sequel is better.



Gold: goat simulator 3
Silver: goat simulator remastered
Bronze: goat simulator.

This is still positive because the game is great.

The crappy code makes this game unique and actually fun

Its fun and you can have may posibilities to have fun, and destroy evrything!

Indeed Goat. So Much Chaos. Nicely Nostalgic. This is a yes game

rlly funny and a goofy game but only few problems for the kids who play this bc of the swear words and seeing it feels like its encorging for them to say swear words but im pretty glad w this game without allm the problems as it can be a bit laggy

this game is absolutely fucking shit.
waste of my fucking money.
do not buy this game.

Stupid, chaotic, oddly addictive fun. Only buy this if you are a) wanting a game you can turn your brain off while playing and b) male. If you don't meet both prerequisites, go spend you game money on Hollow Knight.

Play this on your phone when you are bored. The desktop version is nothing to marvel about. Nonetheless, very fond memories of playing.