Goat Simulator

I spent 3 hours headbutting cars, launching myself into space, and becoming a rampaging goat god. 10/10

not really a videogame, more like a tech demo that you would show to the higher ups to see if it can get a go sign to go into full production

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

tyler the creator simulator and kdot simulator

Goat Simulator is a very relaxing game. It makes me laugh, and I'm not known for humour. The game is full of bugs, but they are not annoying as you can just stop and restart the game. Yesterday I played the mmo map for the first time. It's hilarious. It's the quintessence of several mmos ... in a goat kind of way.

Loved the game near its release date and never played since. After finishing Goat Sim 3 on Game Pass and backtracking here on Steam for a potential full achievements run, the game feels bland. It was better when it had its momentum and novelty back then, but it holds well nevertheless, just not as fun as 3.

Игра очень рофельная и прикольная, не зря её по скидке купил. Новые части конечно будут по свежее.

Goat Simulator is a classic gem, it's janky but that's what the game is all about

Also it's pretty fun with friends

Goat Simulator – Pure Chaos and Laughs

Goat Simulator is a wild, wacky, and utterly absurd game that lets you unleash your inner goat in a sandbox environment. If you’re in the mood for some mindless fun, this game is a hilarious ride that’s guaranteed to make you laugh out loud with its over-the-top antics.

Gameplay
As a goat, your job is simple: cause chaos! Headbutt cars, knock over objects, and wreak havoc in various environments. There’s no real goal other than to explore, complete random challenges, and see how much destruction you can cause. The physics are intentionally ridiculous, and the gameplay feels like an experiment in comedic absurdity.

Performance
With an RX 7800XT and Ryzen 7 5700X, the game runs at 60+ FPS on max settings, keeping the fun smooth and the goofy ragdoll physics looking better than ever. Despite being a light game, it still looks great with high settings.

Conclusion
If you want to let off some steam and enjoy a game that doesn’t take itself seriously, Goat Simulator delivers in spades. It’s the perfect game for anyone looking for a quick laugh or just some ridiculous fun.

🐐 Unleash your inner goat and start causing some chaos! 🐐

I thought it was boring. It's a fun concept but all you do is run around and do things like headbutt people or jump off things in order to get points. Maybe it's good if you like points.

super gra ogolnie, ale niech kierowcy wiedza kiedy sie zatrzymac bo ja jako koza mam pierdolone pierwszenstwo w tej kurwa grze

Basically mass terrorism as a Goat. 10/10 changed my life.

A fantastic silly lil goat game where you can scream, do some sick manuals, do a lot of parkour and even exclaim that as you do it, and above all, DESTROY. Just like a goat! It is goofy with lots of secrets and surprises to discover.

I love all the goat music that was created for this game, as it made me feel like the goat I was playing and really enjoy being a goat.

Though there are a lot of bugs and much clipping and many explosions, the game does not crash for me often at all, which helped me get more goat per goat.

The hardest part about the game is FLAPPY GOAT but this is easily avoided by simply not playing Flappy Goat.

I 100%'d the achievements in this game because I love goats and being a goat, and by gum, I will buy the remaster and get even more goat achievements. Soon, Coffee Stain will hire me for goat lessons that I may one day truly become a goat.

This is a fun game. Buy it someday. Be a goat.

Very fun and caodic and explosive, but still fun. Recommend!

No pun intended this is a very goated game.
I love its story and sandbox physics, and maybe im blinded by nostalgia but i can confidently say for me this is top 10 Games Of All Time. [ ;) ]
Very interesting and open maps with funny npcs and great dialogue, a bunch of things to do and a FUCK TON of achievements. I originally had this game for the Xbox 360 and thought it was too great to not have it on steam and i just love it. I may not play it much as i used to but i still love this game and all its glory. (partly thanks to jacksepticeyes absolute insanity gameplay on it.)
10/10 game
very good replayability

Reject modernity, return to goat

this game is funny and awesome to collect trophies or do some missions i would OF COURSE recommend this(:

it has such good mods like i love them so much ive played this game for 3 hours IN ONE DAY

if you play this game youre the goat

seriously best game ive ever played in my life. Get it.

One of the first meme/shitpost type games to really hit the main stream and gain traction. I had the same amount of fun with this as I did games like the old Tony Hawk games- Just roam around, do what you feel like, maybe score some points and discover random shenanigans. It's intentionally silly, intentionally "janky" but is actually pretty solid with a lot of exploration and secrets. Most of the "bugs" are intentional, or are intentionally overlooked to give it some wackiness. It's a fun afternoon romp.

Goat = bread
Goat = Penguin
Goat = Angel
Goat = Buff
Goat = Whale
Goat = Space adventurer

Goat Simulator = Fun

I think the game is alright. Its a bit wonky a low graphical. I didnt really like the way it felt and looked so i got it refunded.

Its a very chaotic game where you're a goat and cause maihem: blowing things up, headbutting people, kicking people ect and it is very fun

Great game! It’s especially good that the developers thought about the players and added such a good method of movement as flying. When you butt a car, it explodes and sometimes the goat’s textures break and it flies all over the map.👍

I fucking love this game so much i love just being a goat and causing mass destruction anyone who doesnt like that is a psycho

this is the best game i have played in a while.

side note once you first spawn in there is just a bit of lag but after like 1 min or less it is fine

The game wouldn't start up, even after numerous attempts at trying to initiate the game, changing resolution aspects and reinstalling the game.
It might've been my computer that caused this, but there were many people complaining about this very bug in the Discussions tab of the game, so it couldn't be.

Goat game.

But seriously, this game made me feel dizzy and nauseated. I mean, it's a funny game, but damn, it made me feel bad.

There are a lot of bugs, strange sounds, and my computer freezes

The only issue is that you can't change mutators mid-game, unlike Console and Mobile. I think you can do that in the newer game, but it's kinda pricey

Absolutely the best simulation game yet. Not only do you get 127 achievements to look out for, but the sheer amount of chaos you can create is more than enough to waste an hour laughing to. And if headbutting cars and flying 2000 feet up in the air or exploring space and stealing money from people wasn't right up your alley for some reason, then the workshop support has you covered!

ABSOLUTE CLASSIC.
If you played this back in the day you were the G O A T
alr ill see myself out

I played the sequel first. thus i judged this game kinda harshly because the sequel is better.



Gold: goat simulator 3
Silver: goat simulator remastered
Bronze: goat simulator.

This is still positive because the game is great.

The crappy code makes this game unique and actually fun

Its fun and you can have may posibilities to have fun, and destroy evrything!

Indeed Goat. So Much Chaos. Nicely Nostalgic. This is a yes game

rlly funny and a goofy game but only few problems for the kids who play this bc of the swear words and seeing it feels like its encorging for them to say swear words but im pretty glad w this game without allm the problems as it can be a bit laggy

this game is absolutely fucking shit.
waste of my fucking money.
do not buy this game.

Stupid, chaotic, oddly addictive fun. Only buy this if you are a) wanting a game you can turn your brain off while playing and b) male. If you don't meet both prerequisites, go spend you game money on Hollow Knight.

Play this on your phone when you are bored. The desktop version is nothing to marvel about. Nonetheless, very fond memories of playing.

Goat game.

But seriously, this game made me feel dizzy and nauseated. I mean, it's a funny game, but damn, it made me feel bad.

- The humor are entertaining for about 10 minutes, but it quickly gets repetitive.
- Clunky controls.
- Your goal? Cause as much chaos and destruction as possible.
- Game world feels empty

If you enjoy games you can laugh at, grab it when it's on sale for a few bucks.

i love that the rage and the disaster is so high in this game.

Goat Simulator – A Masterpiece of Sheer Chaos and Bleating Brilliance

Ah yes, Goat Simulator, the game that boldly asks, "What if a goat could headbutt reality itself?" If you've ever woken up and thought, "I want to wreak havoc as a physics-defying goat," then congratulations – your oddly specific dream is now a reality.

This is not just a game; it's a life experience. Forget saving kingdoms, fighting dragons, or becoming a space marine – you're a goat, and your only mission is to turn everything into absolute chaos. Climb ladders with your nonexistent hands, lick random objects (because goats apparently have magnetic tongues), and launch yourself into orbit because physics in this universe took a permanent vacation.

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Highlights:

Story: There isn’t one. You’re a goat. Make your own story. Maybe you’re a disgruntled farm animal on a quest for revenge. Or maybe you’re just vibing in a world where everything explodes when you touch it.

Graphics: Stunningly realistic… if the world was designed by someone who just discovered ragdoll physics and said, "More. MORE!"

Gameplay: Imagine playing Skyrim but with no quests, no objectives, and way more headbutting. It’s perfect for people who enjoy the feeling of total anarchy without consequences.

Soundtrack: Mostly goat bleats, explosions, and the sweet sound of destruction. It’s beautiful.

Replayability: Endless. Every time you boot it up, you’ll find a new, equally absurd way to destroy everything around you.

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Pros:
- You can become a demon goat, a robot goat, or even a goat that’s somehow a giraffe. Truly revolutionary character customization.
- Break the laws of physics with zero remorse.
- There’s a multiplayer mode, because why wreak havoc alone when you can bring friends?

Cons:
- None. It’s a flawless work of art. (Okay, maybe it crashes sometimes, but let’s call that a feature.)

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Final Thoughts:

Goat Simulator is not the game we deserve, but it’s the game we needed. It’s a love letter to chaos, and it reminds us all that sometimes, you just need to let loose and headbutt a car for no reason.

Rating: 10/10 – The GOAT of all simulation games.

I bought this when I was younger, the summer between middle and high school. I know now that I didn't have a concept that I could learn things for myself; I didn't even have a true appreciation of what it means or what it takes to learn something, the need for rote repetition and to put in the time until it becomes second nature. I was ignorant to my ignorance, as is the case with every human being ever when they reflect on their past. So instead of learning about what upper level math looks like, instead of reading, instead of practicing piano, instead of drawing, instead of hanging out with my friends, instead of learning about world history or current events, instead of learning how my Windows laptop actually stores files and works (I was saving nearly everything to my OneDrive until somewhat recently), instead of sitting outside with my dog and listening to music, I bought this game on sale and wasted an hour of my life. Now it just sits in my Steam library untouched.
Few games these days are worth your time. This is not one of those worthwhile games.

goat go wheeeeeeeee
tehres stuff in the steam workshop!
do NOT go on top of da tall building in the goatz dlc

It IS fun, but the second game is better and this game should have multiplayer.

Just a silly, stupid, but incredibly fun game. just love going into places and wrecking them up. The base game is really good. Lots of achievements to get to keep you busy for a while, plus lots of chaos to cause. As for the DLC's I would definitely recommend Waste of Space as it has lots of great content. GoatZ is OK, probably better if you are into games like Skyrim and the Witcher, PayDay is not very interesting. But the GOATY pack is probably the best way to go.

This game made laugh so much. Just goofy and full of jokes. If I could play this for the first time again, without a doubt, I would.

I recommend. Although this game might not be free, its worth the price, and even more if its on sale. If you REALLY want a bang for your buck, check out goat simulator 3 or goat simulator remastered. they are truly fun.