Goat Simulator

I know i'm gonna get murdered in my sleep for this but i spent around 2 hours trying to find out how to get at least more then 20 - 40 fps with all the settings down. i absolutely love this game but i can not live without 60fps. Mobile version preforms better. Anyways I'm gonna go get Goat Simulator 3 or Remastered.

Extremely funny game. Also just a fun game with lots and lots and lots of secrets

I want to like this game, but I can't. I've played it before on someone's console and it was really fun, but every time I open this on Steam, it crashes my computer. Not just Steam, I need to fully restart my entire computer. No other game has done this for me and I can't solve the problem.

Iconic game that was released at the best time, matching with internet humor. Everyone remembers their favorite Youtuber playing this game at it's peak. Even now, the game is fun to come back to.

this game is and always has been my childhood

really fun but the game is so buggy that I always need to close it with task manager

ver fun, me can kick people in buttcheeks, and fly as piece of chees. burger cheese, all hail the lord i love merica and my beer, FOR MY COUNTRY.

fun achievement grind game
also fun game in general

i thought i was playing an only english game.
Until i heard Mette Frediksen yell at me for destroying her fence.

10/10

Best and funniest game ever 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I NEED to get the rest of the DLC's and sequels.

Absolutely hilarious game. Can run on even some of the worst PCs. Love this game.

it's a good game to cure boredom, but why can't i change goat mid game

funniest game ever if you headbut a person next to a wall THEY GO INTO IT.

This game is the goat. I love how open the game is and how chaotic it is. The movement is hilarious as well

I ended up getting bored of this game quite quickly than how I expected since in my opinion there's not much to do in this game. I find this to be a sandbox game but the only thing if I remember when playing this game that are optional tasks are the achievements. However I find most of the achievements to be very boring as well

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
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☑ 10

I love Goats and this game was perfect for me. It's fun and odd and funny. So many things to do and things to explore! Overall I love this game, and I will keep playing it till the day I die!

Absolute Childhood Classic

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
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☐ 9
☑ 10

Best game of all time?

Yes.

i have played this for 16 hours and still dont understand what the fuck is going on.
brainfuck/10

i played this game again recently and it ages like fine wine maybe thinking of picking up the remaster version

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

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I remember playing this on the playstation with my brother when it first came out, and I laughed my ass off. Here I am, years later, playing it on the PC and still laughing my ass off. Bugs? Nah, those are features.

Best game of all time hands down
10000000/10

so fun to play when you are bored there is so much too do

been playing since Xbox 360 to Xbox one to Xbox one S to Xbox series X and I still love this game.

Goat simulator 3 Is pretty mid, but i would prefer this one more.

9/10

1- for trying to collect all goat trophies achievements.

Absolute childhood masterpiece. i used to play this game on my ipad until it was almost on fire. also one negative is that i have to go to the menu to change goats unlike the ipad version

this games style is so gritty and somehow fun and coffee stain studios are just way to funny

I love that the game has the pay day game because I love playing a the flying one sorry I cant spell it ok back to my text I like the flying one because i troll the npc by mined controling them

I have been playing this game since It first came out when I was 9, It is among some of the very first videos games that I have ever played

best game ever and my most favorite for forever

Really fun and as a bonus, wasn't delisted with the release of Goat Simulator Remastered!

Goat Simulator is one of those "Youtuber" games it's fun to play for around 10 minutes and then you forget you played it. sure the game is pretty cheap but so is the gameplay itself which doesn't exist there are many other cheap games out there with way more gameplay than this game could ever provide.

I finally get to live my lifelong dream of becoming a goat and causing havoc. 10/10.

After only 1 hour actual gameplay, it's a 10/10 for me.

If you like sandbox games, open world, many random tasks, destruction, madness, humor and DLC's that actually comes with completely new assets and gimmicks you better play this. I will deinifitely try to 100% each of the levels. Recommend GOATY edition for great variety in the levels.

So ridiculous of a game, yet you can't seem to stop playing once you actually start playing. One of my favorites to play when I'm just trying to waste time.

I MUST BRING CHAOS EVERYWHERE DESTROY EVERYTHING I SEE MAKE ALL EXPLODE HEADBUTT ALL HUMANS AND BE A GOAT good game tough

perfection in its simplicity
truly brilliant in its stupidity

This game has a lot to do. it's also very funny at certain moment's. and it's really fun.

Goats are my favorite animal, you could say that they are the G.O.A.T.
haha.

no but really.

rag-dolling into moving traffic or innocent bystanders is never not funny

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

gote sime isw so fun you cick people in the geed very fun nise nise gaeme

good game. fun to play but if u discover everything it will be boring and you will need to install dlcs.

it’s the kind of game that’s so ridiculous it’s brilliant. you play as a goat, and the main objective is to cause as much chaos as possible. the physics are hilariously (intentionally) wonky, pretty much makes for some truly absurd and funny moments. i spent way too much time launching goats into the sky, headbutting everything in sight, and generally wreaking havoc.

the sandbox world is full of random, weird things to discover, and the humor is spot-on. it doesn’t take itself seriously at all, which is part of its charm. however, the novelty wears off after a while. there’s only so much you can do before it starts feeling repetitive. also, the game is intentionally glitchy, which is funny at first but can get annoying.

despite its flaws, goat simulator is a fun, mindless way to kill some time. if you’re looking for something silly and entertaining, it’s definitely worth a play. just don’t expect any depth or serious gameplay—it’s all about the laughs. 6/10

Fun game, its not ment to be serious in the slightest but still packs a fun punch of humor, nice for 100%ing on steam achievements.

This game is super fun and i really love it its so funny and playfull

So, I thought playing Goat Simulator would just be a fun way to waste a few hours, right? WRONG. This game ruined me in the best way possible.

After playing for like... 12 hours straight, I started seeing the world through goat eyes. I was walking to the store, minding my own business, when I saw a trash can just sitting there. My first instinct? Headbutt it. I thought, "Why am I walking when I could just ragdoll down this hill? It worked in the game!" I almost threw myself into a bush before realizing I’m not an invincible, physics-defying goat.

Then, it got worse. I went to a family dinner, and my aunt casually mentioned how her car wouldn't start. Without thinking, I yelled, "JUST LICK IT!" Everyone stared at me like I had lost my mind. They don't understand. Only true Goat Simulator veterans know the power of the goat tongue.

Now, I can't stop making goat noises randomly in public. My friends think I'm weird, but I know the truth: I'm not weird. I'm a GOAT. And once you become a goat in Goat Simulator, there’s no going back. My life is forever changed.

Goat Simulator is the most revolutionary game of all time, with HD visuals and gameplay that makes me feel JUST LIKE A GOAT, which has been my childhood dream. Also the seriousness in the story and atmosphere makes me feel so immersed in such a wonderful world. (Goatlish Translation: Baaa Baaaaaaaa ba baa baaaaaaaaa baaa ba baa baaa, baaa BA baaaaaa baa baaaaaaa baaa baaaa ba baaa BAAA BAAA B BAAA, baaaa baa baaa ba baaaaaa baaaa. Baaa baa baaaaaaaaaa ba baa baaaa baa baaaaaaaaa baaaa ba baa ba baaaaaaa ba baaa b baaaaaaa baaaa.) (God why did I make an entire rewrite of a review that is already a joke in baa's like its some language)

thank you for the donated emotions that I got playing this for several years on several platforms at once and going through it all several times