Разработчик: Coffee Stain Studios
Описание
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.Key Features
- You can be a goat
- Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
- Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
- MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
- In-game physics that bug out all the time
- Seriously look at that goat's neck
- You can be a goat
Mac and Linux Disclaimer
The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!Поддерживаемые языки: english, french, italian, german, spanish - spain, arabic, japanese, korean, polish, portuguese - brazil, russian, simplified chinese, traditional chinese, turkish
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows Vista
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
- OS *: Windows 7 or 8
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
Mac
- OS: OS X 10.7
- Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
- OS: OS X 10.8
- Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Additional Notes: 2013 models or better
Linux
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Отзывы пользователей
The crappy code makes this game unique and actually fun
Its fun and you can have may posibilities to have fun, and destroy evrything!
Indeed Goat. So Much Chaos. Nicely Nostalgic. This is a yes game
rlly funny and a goofy game but only few problems for the kids who play this bc of the swear words and seeing it feels like its encorging for them to say swear words but im pretty glad w this game without allm the problems as it can be a bit laggy
this game is absolutely fucking shit.
waste of my fucking money.
do not buy this game.
Stupid, chaotic, oddly addictive fun. Only buy this if you are a) wanting a game you can turn your brain off while playing and b) male. If you don't meet both prerequisites, go spend you game money on Hollow Knight.
Play this on your phone when you are bored. The desktop version is nothing to marvel about. Nonetheless, very fond memories of playing.
Goat game.
But seriously, this game made me feel dizzy and nauseated. I mean, it's a funny game, but damn, it made me feel bad.
- The humor are entertaining for about 10 minutes, but it quickly gets repetitive.
- Clunky controls.
- Your goal? Cause as much chaos and destruction as possible.
- Game world feels empty
If you enjoy games you can laugh at, grab it when it's on sale for a few bucks.
i love that the rage and the disaster is so high in this game.
Goat Simulator – A Masterpiece of Sheer Chaos and Bleating Brilliance
Ah yes, Goat Simulator, the game that boldly asks, "What if a goat could headbutt reality itself?" If you've ever woken up and thought, "I want to wreak havoc as a physics-defying goat," then congratulations – your oddly specific dream is now a reality.
This is not just a game; it's a life experience. Forget saving kingdoms, fighting dragons, or becoming a space marine – you're a goat, and your only mission is to turn everything into absolute chaos. Climb ladders with your nonexistent hands, lick random objects (because goats apparently have magnetic tongues), and launch yourself into orbit because physics in this universe took a permanent vacation.
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Highlights:
Story: There isn’t one. You’re a goat. Make your own story. Maybe you’re a disgruntled farm animal on a quest for revenge. Or maybe you’re just vibing in a world where everything explodes when you touch it.
Graphics: Stunningly realistic… if the world was designed by someone who just discovered ragdoll physics and said, "More. MORE!"
Gameplay: Imagine playing Skyrim but with no quests, no objectives, and way more headbutting. It’s perfect for people who enjoy the feeling of total anarchy without consequences.
Soundtrack: Mostly goat bleats, explosions, and the sweet sound of destruction. It’s beautiful.
Replayability: Endless. Every time you boot it up, you’ll find a new, equally absurd way to destroy everything around you.
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Pros:
- You can become a demon goat, a robot goat, or even a goat that’s somehow a giraffe. Truly revolutionary character customization.
- Break the laws of physics with zero remorse.
- There’s a multiplayer mode, because why wreak havoc alone when you can bring friends?
Cons:
- None. It’s a flawless work of art. (Okay, maybe it crashes sometimes, but let’s call that a feature.)
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Final Thoughts:
Goat Simulator is not the game we deserve, but it’s the game we needed. It’s a love letter to chaos, and it reminds us all that sometimes, you just need to let loose and headbutt a car for no reason.
Rating: 10/10 – The GOAT of all simulation games.
I bought this when I was younger, the summer between middle and high school. I know now that I didn't have a concept that I could learn things for myself; I didn't even have a true appreciation of what it means or what it takes to learn something, the need for rote repetition and to put in the time until it becomes second nature. I was ignorant to my ignorance, as is the case with every human being ever when they reflect on their past. So instead of learning about what upper level math looks like, instead of reading, instead of practicing piano, instead of drawing, instead of hanging out with my friends, instead of learning about world history or current events, instead of learning how my Windows laptop actually stores files and works (I was saving nearly everything to my OneDrive until somewhat recently), instead of sitting outside with my dog and listening to music, I bought this game on sale and wasted an hour of my life. Now it just sits in my Steam library untouched.
Few games these days are worth your time. This is not one of those worthwhile games.
goat go wheeeeeeeee
tehres stuff in the steam workshop!
do NOT go on top of da tall building in the goatz dlc
It IS fun, but the second game is better and this game should have multiplayer.
Just a silly, stupid, but incredibly fun game. just love going into places and wrecking them up. The base game is really good. Lots of achievements to get to keep you busy for a while, plus lots of chaos to cause. As for the DLC's I would definitely recommend Waste of Space as it has lots of great content. GoatZ is OK, probably better if you are into games like Skyrim and the Witcher, PayDay is not very interesting. But the GOATY pack is probably the best way to go.
This game made laugh so much. Just goofy and full of jokes. If I could play this for the first time again, without a doubt, I would.
I recommend. Although this game might not be free, its worth the price, and even more if its on sale. If you REALLY want a bang for your buck, check out goat simulator 3 or goat simulator remastered. they are truly fun.
To anybody who dislikes this game: A goat is coming for you when you least expect it. AWESOME GAME COFFEE STAIN!!
If a goat broke out of a zoo or whatever solitary confinement they keep them in, took steroids, erased every bone from their body while still being functional, and walked around in public and broke into peoples houses.
Boy, if I were a goat and needed a good life sim I KNOW JUST WHAT TO USE!!
you can be a goat............................................................................................... 10/10
Probably not the best use of your money, but worth it if its on sale and you know what you're getting.
I like licking people and then headbutting exploding things
very fun lacking replay ability sometimes but very good game 8/10
This game is so deep. You can have so much fun with a lot of references to different games, movies and more.
Goofy low-stakes game with wacky physics. Very fun! Very nostalgic for me. You'll never run out of stuff to do, especially if you get the DLC.
You can do anything in this game, from being a DJ, a zombie, and more. It is better with the other DLCs because you ca do more things
I loved this game growing up but honestly if your buying this version you just want to either support the game or because you miss it the console version is better in fps and just features i hate having to go to the menu and switch myself back to normal there should be a mutator menu like in goat sim 3 and also theres no Halloween level no school level and they did fix this in the remake or remaster so honestly just get the remastered it might be 30$ but it does have a bit more and honestly just better than this but overall besides the kinda noticeable cons this game is a 7/10
In real life, i wish i was also a goat. This is because goats have 4 legs. I have 2. Both of my legs are broken. If i was a goat, i might have still had 2 legs to spare, possibly letting me walk regardless of being ran over. Sadly, this is not how life turned out for me. My legs are irreversibly damaged, to the point where i cannot walk, and i am not a goat. Sad. :(
if your crazy, then this is the game for you! cause mass chaos around goat simulator and get different power ups for your goat to cause big havoc in the 2 city's in goat simulator. 10/10 would recommend
I would honestly recommend the console versions or the remaster, you can't change your mutators mid-game or combine them in this version.
Finally got around to playing this piece of art and let me just say that it's f***ing amazing. It is exactly my sense of humor as I love penguins, goats, ducks, rabbits, seals, and every funny animal under the sun. I like that the physics are sort of based on how I (a portly white man in his early forties) experience the physics of the real world. I think if they made a sequel the only thing I'd want more of is everything. It was also very progressive of the game to allow you to marry the goats and print out official marriage licenses from your desktop or pc. That extra level of immersion goes a long way for dudes like me. If I had to pick out one goat to marry in the real world it would be Donhauntus, the goat from my extended family farm. He had these weirdly human eyes and when I would cry to him in the silo I swear he was listening to my human words. Put him in the game now
This game is chaotic as heck and I love it, the animations the add-ons everything I really love how that one npc just gets stuck ridding you thinking you're the bull you knocked over, I'd recommend you play it and you should get it when it's on sale for $1.99 here in the united states :)
this game helped me over come all my issues.. ... ,m I dont even know how it happened, i was playing for like 30 minutes then i become a billionaire who could bench 300LBs and with a wife and kids who love me very much.
and i was like "Bro what the fuck" but then i realized i like being a billionaire who can bench 300LBs and with a wife and kids who love me. so i decided I wouldn't question it any further and i instead began to thank god for creating the coffee stain team.
out of all the games i've played in my short time on this earth i can whole heartedly say that this game will remain as the best, most beautiful game i have EVER played for all of eternity.
call of duty? NO! half-life 2? NO! garry's mod? NO, NO, NO!
i love goat simulator with all of my being, i will forever remember this game and the immense happiness it has brought me from now to back when i was a little goblin that played on console.
It's extremely funny. Like, you can break the game so terribly, that it's hard not to laugh. Thank you, Coffee Stain. Hilarious.
fun game except the waste of space DLC, that DLC was trash af especially those missions where u had to shoot some pirates with the spaceship. took hours to get the achievements. so many bugs, crashes and lag.fps was capped to 63 fps.
i'd recommend buying the GOAT SIMULATOR REMASTERED. unluckily i bought this game months before the remastered came out and just started playing this month.
conclusion: the game is really fun except the waste of space DLC. the bugs, crashes and lag made it worse.
This game is... something else.
It's gem from 10 years ago, mostly gaining fame thanks to big youtubers playing it, like most other games out there. But what made it fun was not innovative gameplay or graphics that could melt your CPU and GPU at the same time: it was its jankiness, its randomness and, most importantly, its CHAOS.
Start a game, headbutt someone, enter a house, completely wreck it, jump out the window, do a frontflip and land on your feet, then headbutt a gas pump and see everything explode! That's what makes the game so simple and fun; you do what you want in this sandbox full of items, mutations and explosives.
Of course, as some games in 2014 did, there are collectibles. They are mostly easy to find, however, some do require a walkthrough if you don't want to spend hours searching a floating golden goat in a transmission tower (yes, those giant metal things with wires. Try using the fans). They do reward you with some new mutations, so it's not so bad.
The DLCs can either be the most fun you've had in a while or completely bugged/unbalanced:
MMO has to be my favorite. It adds an inventory that works wonderfully, and I'm suprised that the devs didn't add it to the next DLCs considering how useful it is. Although I don't remember that many references while playing, the quests were fun to do and the map was huge and full of surprises!
GoatZ has an interesting style of gameplay, however, it was either made to be infuriating and difficult, or they just wanted to make fun of DayZ and not put much effort into actually making it fun to play. I'd say adding the MMO inventory to it by default would make the gameplay way better.
PAYDAY is a collab and lets you cycle between 4 characters while doing heists (in the jankiest way possible) while making a little bit of fun of Payday 2. The heists were fun, the characters all had their own power and the chaos was still there; overall, very good! And what did Overkill Software do? They made a whole heist focusing on rescuing goats that were full of cocaine in the middle of a city. Great collab.
Waste of Space was my worst experience. Not because it was bad, the map was the biggest one yet and using a spaceship to navigate it, while also making Portal and Star Wars references, was a blast. The problem I had was it actually loading; the only way to make it work was to reset my progress, and as of writing, no patch was released to fix it. Hope the remaster makes it work.
Overall, the game has its ups and downs, but the chaos is worth it.
Now, for the achievements:
Easter eggs, references from other games and movies and a few challenges that require you to use the mutations you unlock; but The Flapmaster, SteamWorld Goat, all GoatZ achievements and a few Waste of Space will be a pain to get.
I'd recommend you train Flappy Goat; use a glitch to get to the bottom of SteamWorld Goat; use the Godmode mutation in GoatZ (don't try to survive without it, you'll regret it) or do most of the achievements before starting the outbreak; and to those that want to 100% Waste of Space: do it all in one sitting, avoiding crashes, because if you try to enter it again, you'll crash on pressing Play.
I've found out that changing the text in CurrentGame.ini in the files (Steam>steamapps>common>GoatSimulator) to MMO makes some player actions not work (like summoning the hoverbike or opening the menu), but allows you to bypass the crash and let you continue playing. Just don't open the map too much through the pause menu.
Collectibles:
30 in Goatville;
30 in Goat City Bay;
20 in MMO;
32 in GoatZ (painful);
20 in Payday;
30 in Waste of Space.
162 in Total, good luck!
Best game ever made. This game cured my long-lasting depression. I recommend.
-Play game
-presses 1
-baaaa
-keep baaa-ing
-best game
playing as a goat has never been more fun so id say its pretty good
amazing mods I have been playing goat sim on my xbox for soo long and I saw that pc has mods so I got it for me and my bro we love it
I loved this game when I was playing on the PS5. I got it on PC because modding sounded fun. turns out the mutator is just gone, so cant swap goats in game.
This game needs no introduction. It's Goat Simulator!
That was an excerpt from a now deleted article by Polygon in which they give this game a raving review and call it, and I quote, "The wackiest game to be released this decade!" I just made all that up, but you believed it probably.
I bought this because I saw it's on sale for 2 dollars and because it's part of my childhood and it ended up not being good like I remember it. I don't remember Goat Simulator looking very low res or having bad lighting and shadows, what I do remember is playing the game and having hours of fun but now it just doesn't hit the same anymore. Man, I feel old. This game is a little over 10 years old (2014) and I remember the game being a few years old, time flies and will fly so fast to the point where you think a game is a few years old one day, and then it becomes a decade old. Now I'm not saying Goat Simulator is bad, but rather how time goes very fast.
I love goat simulator it is an amazing game to play with friends ;-)
You get to be a goat that's just a menace to society. It's beautiful.
I know i'm gonna get murdered in my sleep for this but i spent around 2 hours trying to find out how to get at least more then 20 - 40 fps with all the settings down. i absolutely love this game but i can not live without 60fps. Mobile version preforms better. Anyways I'm gonna go get Goat Simulator 3 or Remastered.
Extremely funny game. Also just a fun game with lots and lots and lots of secrets
I want to like this game, but I can't. I've played it before on someone's console and it was really fun, but every time I open this on Steam, it crashes my computer. Not just Steam, I need to fully restart my entire computer. No other game has done this for me and I can't solve the problem.
Iconic game that was released at the best time, matching with internet humor. Everyone remembers their favorite Youtuber playing this game at it's peak. Even now, the game is fun to come back to.
Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Coffee Stain Studios |
| Платформы | Windows, Mac, Linux |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 25.02.2025 |
| Metacritic | 62 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 90% положительных (29435) |