Surgeon Simulator

This game is heart gripping! <3

I am a surgeon, Dr. Han🗣️😢

i love playing with bob's insides while he is not conscious

I keep losing my watch. Forget which patient its in.

this game is fantastic, basically your hand is... it has poblems, and you have to do the surgeon with the least precise and controllable hand ever, and you have to do it fast! like it's fantastic no? there are also some dlcs like you can do the surgeon for an alien! it's fantastic no? also there is the president dlc that is like... i killed trum- anyway good game, but trust me... don't learn from this game, like if you play it... pls don't do the surgeon right after... pls.

real doctor training. i am now an overqualified sturgeon

73w

Once you get used to the controls, you'll be laughing in no time.

Just don't electrocute yourself... It flips your controls...

100% Accurate

ost makes me want to become surgeon 🔥🔥🔥🔥

game sucks soooo bad only play in vr

There's games that are hard, and then there are games that just make the game not worth playing. I remember why I uninstalled, I just wasn't having fun.

Developed by Bossa Studios and released on steam in 2013, Surgeon Simulator is a combination of a physics centric and simulation of sorts with controls that are intentionally floaty.

As the name of the game suggests, you play as a surgeon performing different surgeries in different places and your main objective is to keep the patients alive. The main challenge comes from the blood loss, that acts as constant countdown (but there are ways to slow it down) but the different locations present other hurdles to overcome, like a constantly moving ambulance.

The surgeries are taken in a comedic tone, and you can use all tools available, from traditional scalpels, bone saws, and even hammers in an effort to decrease blood loss and time spent in each surgery.

There are many secrets and fun things to do, other than the surgeries, most are hinted by the achievements, that can act as a guide finding these special activities.

Controlled using the keyboard and mouse, you can rebind the keys, but that won’t remove the floaty controls, which are intentionally made. The keyboard controls the opening and closing of fingers, while the mouse controls the hand movement, the left button the lowering of the hand and the right button the rotation of the hand. In a way this game is like a twisted claw machine, with organs and tools.

Although this game doesn’t allow for online multiplayer, with a friend in the same room this game is an amazing experience. No bigger fun than laughing together from failed attempts blaming the controls, until those just start to make sense, and the surgery changes and the cycle starts over.

Either way, alone or with a friend, this game has a lot to offer so I can easilly recommend it.

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Heh... Hehhehe

very good

Very fun game! Eleven years old and still holds up pretty well. Whether you mess around with the physics and stuff for a few hours or LOCK IN to complete all of the procedures with A++ rank and everything, you will get your moneys worth out of this game regardless.

Yes. Just Yes.

Make it so you can play and teach us how it works.

''SIR STOP RESISTING!'' -bob just sleeping- ''SIR STOP RESIS- OH GOD!'' -casually drops the saw and the insides of bob get turned into soup

absolutely horrid controls

Too many bugs for me to consider it enjoyable unfortunately

how it feels to try and put a plug in an outlet that's down the side of your bed.

Cut, dice, slice and disregard any vow you might have made, we are here to cut bones and transplant organs, we do not care about repercussions, lives are at stake here!

Can't even get the disc in the thingy

very nice

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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this is a fun game to play

i am the worst surgeon ever good game

Yes

not enough hyper-realistic blood. bad game design.

this is great study material for my finals!

NURSE!!

Being an irl MD myself, I can tell you this game has 0 realism and will not teach you anything about medicine. But you are not here for that reason.

One of the first tuber games there ever was. Funny to kill the guy a few times, until you actually learn how to play, then it turns you into a speedrunner challenging yourself to complete each surgery as quickly and perfectly as possible.

Lots of content and free DLC too. What a concept.

Probably amazing in VR but I haven't tried it as of yet. Learned awhile back it also has.. console ports?.. How?

the game is top, I see only one plus for buying the game!
+ game
+ broken keyboard due to controls
+ wasted nerves to finally transplant kidneys in the hallway
I RECOMMEND!

Why cant I get this game to play on my VR?????

i like this game

This game is awesome but gory. do not reccomend for under 8 years old. you remove a guy's eyeballs with a hammer and [REDACTED]

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my hands cant do this

koj[m

add sex pls...

gave trump a colonic irrigation

i am the best surgeon in the world

Please make another game just like this!!!

Sh1t game 💩

NICE GAME BUT REFUNDED SINCE IT WAS TO HARD

i liked it

The pioneer of wacky physics-based frustration game youtuber bait. A game to be watched, not played. Any hardware newer than 2017 screws up the physics to the point of being unplayable, for some reason.

Very fun. I get to kil- I mean, save Bob.