Surgeon Simulator

Surgeon Simulator

4.0
Очень положительные
385.00₽
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Разработчик: Bossa Studios

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Описание

Когда вся карьера — врачебная ошибка.


Не хотите торчать семь лет в медицинском вузе? Переходите сразу к операционному столу с Surgeon Simulator — симулятор операций без тормозов, в котором подлый черный юмор уживается со всей серьезностью реанимации.

Примерьте на себя образ метящего в хирурги Найджела Бурка — любителя нетрадиционного подхода к медицине, и проводите жизненно важные операции над пациентами, среди которых Пулеметчик из TF2, инопланетянин с неповторимой анатомической структурой и 45-й президент Соединенных Штатов Америки — да-да, мистер Дональд Дж. Трамп собственной персоной!

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Дьявольски сложное управление (каждому пальцу соответствует отдельная клавиша), жуткие пересадки органов в операционной, напряженные процедуры в коридоре и хирургические вмешательства на ходу — в несущейся по улицам карете скорой помощи. Крепкие нервы? Пф-ф-ф, вас это не спасет.

К 2017 году Surgeon Simulator получил обновление, в которое вошел набор дополнений «Скорая». А это означает более сочную (и более липкую) картинку, новые процедуры, совершенно новые места проведения операций и качающий саундтрек (для откачивания больных).

Но какая разница — ведь одного Трампа было бы достаточно, да?

Поддерживаемые языки: english, french, italian, german, spanish - spain, danish, dutch, finnish, norwegian, polish, portuguese - brazil, russian, swedish

Системные требования

Windows

Minimum:
  • OS *:Windows XP
  • Processor:2.0 GHz
  • Memory:2 GB RAM
  • Graphics:Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better
  • DirectX®:9.0
  • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
  • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
  • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
Recommended:
  • OS *:Windows 7
  • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
  • Memory:2 GB RAM
  • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
  • DirectX®:9.0
  • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
  • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
  • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.

Mac

Minimum:
  • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
  • Processor:1.7 GHz
  • Memory:2 GB RAM
  • Graphics:1024x768 or greater desktop screen resolution (Intel hd 3000 or comparable)
  • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
  • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
Recommended:
  • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
  • Processor:2.4 GHz
  • Memory:4 GB RAM
  • Graphics:Nvidia GT 130 or comparable
  • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
  • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.

Linux

Minimum:
  • OS:Ubuntu 13.04
  • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
  • Memory:2 GB RAM
  • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
  • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
  • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.

Отзывы пользователей

Рекомендую 20.03.2025 20:54
0 0

This game is heart gripping! <3

Время в игре: 615 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 17.03.2025 13:58
1 0

I am a surgeon, Dr. Han🗣️😢

Время в игре: 400 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.03.2025 01:28
0 2

i love playing with bob's insides while he is not conscious

Время в игре: 751 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.03.2025 21:54
0 3

I keep losing my watch. Forget which patient its in.

Время в игре: 97 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.03.2025 14:01
2 0

this game is fantastic, basically your hand is... it has poblems, and you have to do the surgeon with the least precise and controllable hand ever, and you have to do it fast! like it's fantastic no? there are also some dlcs like you can do the surgeon for an alien! it's fantastic no? also there is the president dlc that is like... i killed trum- anyway good game, but trust me... don't learn from this game, like if you play it... pls don't do the surgeon right after... pls.

Время в игре: 110 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 10.03.2025 19:40
2 0

real doctor training. i am now an overqualified sturgeon

Время в игре: 809 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 10.03.2025 00:56
0 0

73w

Время в игре: 908 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.03.2025 07:45
0 0

Once you get used to the controls, you'll be laughing in no time.

Just don't electrocute yourself... It flips your controls...

Время в игре: 356 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 08.03.2025 05:52
0 0

100% Accurate

Время в игре: 213 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 03.03.2025 17:01
0 0

ost makes me want to become surgeon 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Время в игре: 890 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 03.03.2025 16:43
0 0

game sucks soooo bad only play in vr

Время в игре: 11 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 02.03.2025 05:22
1 0

There's games that are hard, and then there are games that just make the game not worth playing. I remember why I uninstalled, I just wasn't having fun.

Время в игре: 36 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 01.03.2025 02:09
3 0

Developed by Bossa Studios and released on steam in 2013, Surgeon Simulator is a combination of a physics centric and simulation of sorts with controls that are intentionally floaty.

As the name of the game suggests, you play as a surgeon performing different surgeries in different places and your main objective is to keep the patients alive. The main challenge comes from the blood loss, that acts as constant countdown (but there are ways to slow it down) but the different locations present other hurdles to overcome, like a constantly moving ambulance.

The surgeries are taken in a comedic tone, and you can use all tools available, from traditional scalpels, bone saws, and even hammers in an effort to decrease blood loss and time spent in each surgery.

There are many secrets and fun things to do, other than the surgeries, most are hinted by the achievements, that can act as a guide finding these special activities.

Controlled using the keyboard and mouse, you can rebind the keys, but that won’t remove the floaty controls, which are intentionally made. The keyboard controls the opening and closing of fingers, while the mouse controls the hand movement, the left button the lowering of the hand and the right button the rotation of the hand. In a way this game is like a twisted claw machine, with organs and tools.

Although this game doesn’t allow for online multiplayer, with a friend in the same room this game is an amazing experience. No bigger fun than laughing together from failed attempts blaming the controls, until those just start to make sense, and the surgery changes and the cycle starts over.

Either way, alone or with a friend, this game has a lot to offer so I can easilly recommend it.

If you enjoyed this review, I would like to invite you to visit Backlog log my curator page for more recommendations and reviews.

Время в игре: 878 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 27.02.2025 22:12
0 0

Heh... Hehhehe

Время в игре: 367 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.02.2025 23:42
0 0

very good

Время в игре: 32 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 24.02.2025 17:49
0 0

Very fun game! Eleven years old and still holds up pretty well. Whether you mess around with the physics and stuff for a few hours or LOCK IN to complete all of the procedures with A++ rank and everything, you will get your moneys worth out of this game regardless.

Время в игре: 674 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 22.02.2025 15:05
0 0

Yes. Just Yes.

Время в игре: 181 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 19.02.2025 00:11
0 0

Make it so you can play and teach us how it works.

Время в игре: 19 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.02.2025 07:27
0 0

''SIR STOP RESISTING!'' -bob just sleeping- ''SIR STOP RESIS- OH GOD!'' -casually drops the saw and the insides of bob get turned into soup

Время в игре: 70 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 18.02.2025 03:51
2 0

absolutely horrid controls

Время в игре: 12 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 17.02.2025 07:21
0 0

Too many bugs for me to consider it enjoyable unfortunately

Время в игре: 788 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.02.2025 14:48
0 0

how it feels to try and put a plug in an outlet that's down the side of your bed.

Время в игре: 842 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.02.2025 19:37
0 0

Cut, dice, slice and disregard any vow you might have made, we are here to cut bones and transplant organs, we do not care about repercussions, lives are at stake here!

Время в игре: 293 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.02.2025 18:45
0 0

Can't even get the disc in the thingy

Время в игре: 19 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 14.02.2025 09:11
0 0

very nice

Время в игре: 36 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 10.02.2025 06:06
3 1


---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

Время в игре: 22 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 10.02.2025 00:19
0 0

this is a fun game to play

Время в игре: 425 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.02.2025 12:14
0 0

i am the worst surgeon ever good game

Время в игре: 305 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.02.2025 00:26
0 0

Yes

Время в игре: 382 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 07.02.2025 01:49
0 0

not enough hyper-realistic blood. bad game design.

Время в игре: 908 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 03.02.2025 03:01
0 1

this is great study material for my finals!

Время в игре: 252 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 30.01.2025 00:38
0 0

NURSE!!

Время в игре: 335 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 29.01.2025 12:08
0 0

Being an irl MD myself, I can tell you this game has 0 realism and will not teach you anything about medicine. But you are not here for that reason.

Время в игре: 228 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 29.01.2025 02:44
3 0

One of the first tuber games there ever was. Funny to kill the guy a few times, until you actually learn how to play, then it turns you into a speedrunner challenging yourself to complete each surgery as quickly and perfectly as possible.

Lots of content and free DLC too. What a concept.

Probably amazing in VR but I haven't tried it as of yet. Learned awhile back it also has.. console ports?.. How?

Время в игре: 2783 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 28.01.2025 15:41
2 0

the game is top, I see only one plus for buying the game!
+ game
+ broken keyboard due to controls
+ wasted nerves to finally transplant kidneys in the hallway
I RECOMMEND!

Время в игре: 324 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 27.01.2025 04:20
0 0

Why cant I get this game to play on my VR?????

Время в игре: 5 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 24.01.2025 21:12
0 0

i like this game

Время в игре: 1538 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 24.01.2025 13:43
1 0

This game is awesome but gory. do not reccomend for under 8 years old. you remove a guy's eyeballs with a hammer and [REDACTED]

Время в игре: 3717 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 21.01.2025 03:29
0 0

,

Время в игре: 46 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 18.01.2025 22:13
0 0

my hands cant do this

Время в игре: 5 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 17.01.2025 09:31
0 0

koj[m

Время в игре: 816 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.01.2025 22:55
0 0

add sex pls...

Время в игре: 105 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.01.2025 01:05
0 0

gave trump a colonic irrigation

Время в игре: 1043 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.01.2025 06:13
0 0

i am the best surgeon in the world

Время в игре: 278 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.01.2025 17:17
0 0

Please make another game just like this!!!

Время в игре: 505 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 12.01.2025 16:21
0 1

Sh1t game 💩

Время в игре: 268 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.01.2025 12:49
0 0

NICE GAME BUT REFUNDED SINCE IT WAS TO HARD

Время в игре: 25 ч. Куплено в Steam Получено бесплатно
Рекомендую 12.01.2025 06:59
0 0

i liked it

Время в игре: 1607 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 05.01.2025 11:01
0 0

The pioneer of wacky physics-based frustration game youtuber bait. A game to be watched, not played. Any hardware newer than 2017 screws up the physics to the point of being unplayable, for some reason.

Время в игре: 1777 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 04.01.2025 04:09
0 0

Very fun. I get to kil- I mean, save Bob.

Время в игре: 436 ч. Куплено в Steam

Дополнительная информация

Разработчик Bossa Studios
Платформы Windows, Mac, Linux
Ограничение возраста Нет
Дата релиза 02.04.2025
Metacritic 71
Отзывы пользователей 83% положительных (8277)

Отзывы пользователей

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6,890 положительных и 1,387 отрицательных отзывов
Обновлено: 24.03.2025 21:16

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