Surgeon Simulator

Yes. Just Yes.

Make it so you can play and teach us how it works.

''SIR STOP RESISTING!'' -bob just sleeping- ''SIR STOP RESIS- OH GOD!'' -casually drops the saw and the insides of bob get turned into soup

absolutely horrid controls

Too many bugs for me to consider it enjoyable unfortunately

how it feels to try and put a plug in an outlet that's down the side of your bed.

Cut, dice, slice and disregard any vow you might have made, we are here to cut bones and transplant organs, we do not care about repercussions, lives are at stake here!

Can't even get the disc in the thingy

very nice

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

this is a fun game to play

i am the worst surgeon ever good game

Yes

not enough hyper-realistic blood. bad game design.

this is great study material for my finals!

NURSE!!

Being an irl MD myself, I can tell you this game has 0 realism and will not teach you anything about medicine. But you are not here for that reason.

One of the first tuber games there ever was. Funny to kill the guy a few times, until you actually learn how to play, then it turns you into a speedrunner challenging yourself to complete each surgery as quickly and perfectly as possible.

Lots of content and free DLC too. What a concept.

Probably amazing in VR but I haven't tried it as of yet. Learned awhile back it also has.. console ports?.. How?

the game is top, I see only one plus for buying the game!
+ game
+ broken keyboard due to controls
+ wasted nerves to finally transplant kidneys in the hallway
I RECOMMEND!

Why cant I get this game to play on my VR?????

i like this game

This game is awesome but gory. do not reccomend for under 8 years old. you remove a guy's eyeballs with a hammer and [REDACTED]

,

my hands cant do this

koj[m

add sex pls...

gave trump a colonic irrigation

i am the best surgeon in the world

Please make another game just like this!!!

Sh1t game 💩

NICE GAME BUT REFUNDED SINCE IT WAS TO HARD

i liked it

The pioneer of wacky physics-based frustration game youtuber bait. A game to be watched, not played. Any hardware newer than 2017 screws up the physics to the point of being unplayable, for some reason.

Very fun. I get to kil- I mean, save Bob.

It is a fun and and hard. Once you get the hang of it, it feels way more easier

I Imagine This is What Dr. House Was Up To In The O.R

i <3 medical malpractice

RYWEBHJAKBHADFSBHJKN

Challenging but fun

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

as much as I wanted to enjoy this game, is almost impossible to play. Even after changing the controls, I still couldn't enjoy a single thing about this. Refunded only after 20 minutes, wrist hurts.

TLDR; the concept is fun, the execution not so much.

the controls for pc are actual garbage.
its way too hard to even grab an object and if it falls in between the patient and the table its stuck and unable to be picked up again.
the game is nearly impossible to play basically.

Well i wont be definitely playing this game. Regret buying it and wasting 8 minutes of my precious gaming time.

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practically licensed

The joke of this game is precisely the awful controls, but when only the developer is the one laughing at the joke you're only left with frustration and regret of having paid for this game.

Bob has sinned he deserves death

Actually a really shitty game. I couldn't even start the TF2 DLC because of the retarded controls

i have become what i always dreamed, i always to operate with no gloves to give infection to the patient