
Разработчик: Bossa Studios
Описание
Когда вся карьера — врачебная ошибка.
Не хотите торчать семь лет в медицинском вузе? Переходите сразу к операционному столу с Surgeon Simulator — симулятор операций без тормозов, в котором подлый черный юмор уживается со всей серьезностью реанимации.
Примерьте на себя образ метящего в хирурги Найджела Бурка — любителя нетрадиционного подхода к медицине, и проводите жизненно важные операции над пациентами, среди которых Пулеметчик из TF2, инопланетянин с неповторимой анатомической структурой и 45-й президент Соединенных Штатов Америки — да-да, мистер Дональд Дж. Трамп собственной персоной!
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Дьявольски сложное управление (каждому пальцу соответствует отдельная клавиша), жуткие пересадки органов в операционной, напряженные процедуры в коридоре и хирургические вмешательства на ходу — в несущейся по улицам карете скорой помощи. Крепкие нервы? Пф-ф-ф, вас это не спасет.
К 2017 году Surgeon Simulator получил обновление, в которое вошел набор дополнений «Скорая». А это означает более сочную (и более липкую) картинку, новые процедуры, совершенно новые места проведения операций и качающий саундтрек (для откачивания больных).
Но какая разница — ведь одного Трампа было бы достаточно, да?
Поддерживаемые языки: english, french, italian, german, spanish - spain, danish, dutch, finnish, norwegian, polish, portuguese - brazil, russian, swedish
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *:Windows XP
- Processor:2.0 GHz
- Memory:2 GB RAM
- Graphics:Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better
- DirectX®:9.0
- Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
- Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
- Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
- OS *:Windows 7
- Processor:2.0 GHz or better
- Memory:2 GB RAM
- Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
- DirectX®:9.0
- Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
- Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
- Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
Mac
- OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
- Processor:1.7 GHz
- Memory:2 GB RAM
- Graphics:1024x768 or greater desktop screen resolution (Intel hd 3000 or comparable)
- Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
- Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
- OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
- Processor:2.4 GHz
- Memory:4 GB RAM
- Graphics:Nvidia GT 130 or comparable
- Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
- Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
Linux
- OS:Ubuntu 13.04
- Processor:2.0 GHz or better
- Memory:2 GB RAM
- Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
- Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
- Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
Отзывы пользователей
This game lets you rip out the bones and organs of Heavy from TF2. Truly a game for surgeons.
this is so ass the controls are terrible
Freaky game
Got it yesterday, instant new addiction
I AM A SURGEON
i got to kill trump twice
ITS TIME TO PRACTICE MEDICINE.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mike should be proud
OH GOD, BOB'S BLEEDING OUT!!!
this game is soo good i played this for 16 hour specialy for ppl that like sandbox and this game is a good popularity.
Controls are impossible to get better at, achievements don't save from the game to Steam, selecting left-handed on the options screen doesn't change the button mapping, and manually changing the button mapping caused not all of the buttons to work at once. I'm not trying to play a perfect game here, just trying to flail effectively, and it was impossible to do on purpose, only by luck. Looks hilarious, plays awfully.
I WANT BECOME SURGERY
That moment when Hippocratic Oath turns into Hippocratic Suggestion
yeah ig i like ts game but like, it's super difficult (PC controls is PC controls) lmao but i like it
I AM A SURGEON.
this game is so frustratingly fun
ts pmo
my dad's a surgeon and he said this game was pretty accurate
This is the reason why medical school takes so long.
12 years later and this game is still better than most made today
I know most people seem to like this, but even at a discount, I did not find it fun at all. Controls are terrible if you actually want to perform the surgeries and not just throw things around and take out all the patient's organs.
Goofy
Regrettably played this again after 10 years just to slap that bigly stupid ugly fat Trump in the face.
Yours sincerely, a Republican voter.
Amen
i bought this because u can play as medic
The Best part of this game is the discount.
Surgeon Simulator? With these controls you might as well be totally zooted... Could have been an interesting game but not with this troll control scheme element.
first action i killed my patient spent some time in the menu found the secret tump level killed him with a lazer then a spinning knife.
Felt so much like Gregory House that now I have to walk with a stick.
Just didn't find it fun, not even discounted.
I thought this would be fun, hell nah I want my money back.
i AM a surgeon
Im getting the vr version soon, which will def be easier but its fun figuring out the desktop version lol
I couldn't pass the menu.
Harder than Fear & Hunger.
yes really good game
Run-DMC said it best: It's Tricky
Good game though!
this fucking sucks. period. not even worth 50 cents.
sergon
rest in peace bob
i love it it is so good
Surgeon Simulator is the digital equivalent of a stress test for your mental health—a game that forces you to confront your deepest insecurities about your skills, your sanity, and your capacity for causing harm. But hey, at least it’s cheaper than therapy.
Honestly when you get the controls down it can be a fun game to play and improve at. It also has such an underrated soundtrack that yall should listen to it.
ALSO FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP YOUR ACHIEVEMENT CAN SUCK BIG DONKEY BALLS
This game is heart gripping! <3
I am a surgeon, Dr. Han🗣️😢
i love playing with bob's insides while he is not conscious
I keep losing my watch. Forget which patient its in.
this game is fantastic, basically your hand is... it has poblems, and you have to do the surgeon with the least precise and controllable hand ever, and you have to do it fast! like it's fantastic no? there are also some dlcs like you can do the surgeon for an alien! it's fantastic no? also there is the president dlc that is like... i killed trum- anyway good game, but trust me... don't learn from this game, like if you play it... pls don't do the surgeon right after... pls.
real doctor training. i am now an overqualified sturgeon
73w
Once you get used to the controls, you'll be laughing in no time.
Just don't electrocute yourself... It flips your controls...
100% Accurate
Дополнительная информация
Разработчик | Bossa Studios |
Платформы | Windows, Mac, Linux |
Ограничение возраста | Нет |
Дата релиза | 01.06.2025 |
Metacritic | 71 |
Отзывы пользователей | 83% положительных (8294) |