Разработчик: Bossa Studios
Описание
Когда вся карьера — врачебная ошибка.
Не хотите торчать семь лет в медицинском вузе? Переходите сразу к операционному столу с Surgeon Simulator — симулятор операций без тормозов, в котором подлый черный юмор уживается со всей серьезностью реанимации.
Примерьте на себя образ метящего в хирурги Найджела Бурка — любителя нетрадиционного подхода к медицине, и проводите жизненно важные операции над пациентами, среди которых Пулеметчик из TF2, инопланетянин с неповторимой анатомической структурой и 45-й президент Соединенных Штатов Америки — да-да, мистер Дональд Дж. Трамп собственной персоной!
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Дьявольски сложное управление (каждому пальцу соответствует отдельная клавиша), жуткие пересадки органов в операционной, напряженные процедуры в коридоре и хирургические вмешательства на ходу — в несущейся по улицам карете скорой помощи. Крепкие нервы? Пф-ф-ф, вас это не спасет.
К 2017 году Surgeon Simulator получил обновление, в которое вошел набор дополнений «Скорая». А это означает более сочную (и более липкую) картинку, новые процедуры, совершенно новые места проведения операций и качающий саундтрек (для откачивания больных).
Но какая разница — ведь одного Трампа было бы достаточно, да?
Поддерживаемые языки: english, french, italian, german, spanish - spain, danish, dutch, finnish, norwegian, polish, portuguese - brazil, russian, swedish
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *:Windows XP
- Processor:2.0 GHz
- Memory:2 GB RAM
- Graphics:Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better
- DirectX®:9.0
- Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
- Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
- Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
- OS *:Windows 7
- Processor:2.0 GHz or better
- Memory:2 GB RAM
- Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
- DirectX®:9.0
- Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
- Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
- Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
Mac
- OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
- Processor:1.7 GHz
- Memory:2 GB RAM
- Graphics:1024x768 or greater desktop screen resolution (Intel hd 3000 or comparable)
- Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
- Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
- OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
- Processor:2.4 GHz
- Memory:4 GB RAM
- Graphics:Nvidia GT 130 or comparable
- Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
- Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
Linux
- OS:Ubuntu 13.04
- Processor:2.0 GHz or better
- Memory:2 GB RAM
- Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
- Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
- Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
Отзывы пользователей
i am the best surgeon in the world
Please make another game just like this!!!
NICE GAME BUT REFUNDED SINCE IT WAS TO HARD
The pioneer of wacky physics-based frustration game youtuber bait. A game to be watched, not played. Any hardware newer than 2017 screws up the physics to the point of being unplayable, for some reason.
Very fun. I get to kil- I mean, save Bob.
It is a fun and and hard. Once you get the hang of it, it feels way more easier
I Imagine This is What Dr. House Was Up To In The O.R
i <3 medical malpractice
RYWEBHJAKBHADFSBHJKN
Challenging but fun
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☐ You forget what reality is
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☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
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☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
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☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
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☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
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☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
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☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template
as much as I wanted to enjoy this game, is almost impossible to play. Even after changing the controls, I still couldn't enjoy a single thing about this. Refunded only after 20 minutes, wrist hurts.
TLDR; the concept is fun, the execution not so much.
the controls for pc are actual garbage.
its way too hard to even grab an object and if it falls in between the patient and the table its stuck and unable to be picked up again.
the game is nearly impossible to play basically.
Well i wont be definitely playing this game. Regret buying it and wasting 8 minutes of my precious gaming time.
ยากเกินเหตุตัวเกินน่าสนใจเเต่ด่านเคลื่อนที่ไม่ไหวเหมือนเเกล้งอะ เมามุุมมองมากอึดอัด
practically licensed
The joke of this game is precisely the awful controls, but when only the developer is the one laughing at the joke you're only left with frustration and regret of having paid for this game.
Bob has sinned he deserves death
Actually a really shitty game. I couldn't even start the TF2 DLC because of the retarded controls
i have become what i always dreamed, i always to operate with no gloves to give infection to the patient
add doctor house
Someone revoke the ambulance driver’s license, my patient is going to sue for unwarranted lobotomy
its a game?
"And it was going so well..."
2013 os youtube vibes
The most realistic Simulator depicting the American Health Care System.
Fairly unplayable at this point
Great game, it took awhile to get used to the controls tho, I recommend changing the binds to (Shift,Z,X,C,Space) it made the game a lot easier for me
I like killing people by stabbing da heart
good sope
saving patients from their strokes (but you're also having a stroke)
The controls feel like your performing open heart surgery.
...
can we get an update to change all instances of 2016 to 2024? I think pulling out presidential hearts would be a relaxing experience again.
moo
I get to kill Dump repeatedly
This game is not worth buying because of how awful the controls in this game are. It makes no sense and makes the game too complicated to process through. Don't buy if you are expecting smooth gameplay. The controls are a complete disaster and difficult to manage.
I also saw multiple people complain about this in the reviews. Should've seen for myself. Anyways if you have this game and if it is not working for you, might as well refund before it is too late.
if your planning to buy this to play on the steam deck save yourself the time and dont. This game can pretty much be played only with a mouse and keybord and is near impossible to play with a controller. Still have no idea why this game is listed under "playable" for the steam deck compatibility
fun game
The worst and most annoying piece of shit you'll ever play... if you suck, that is.
Yes. The game is difficult and annoying, it's a rage game, but some people make it seem like it's so difficult it's unplayable.
Really far from it. I haven't played it in a VERY long time, the last time I did was when I had it on a second account, and I still managed the first set of levels pretty flawlessly. Apart from butchering Bob in the brain transplant because I bashed his skull with a bonesaw.
The difficulty mostly stems from the later stages: Random tools + no tool room, moving shakey ambulance, zero G.
They take the surgeries and make them worse and more difficult.
Some things are harder to grab, like scalpels, some things can backfire, like the syringes, and some things are just straight up useless. Your tables are FILLED with useless clutter to make it even worse for you. Like bottles might be in the way which get your hand stuck, things might be in containers, stacked on top of each other, etc.
The PS4 version definitely has some improvements like the controller gyro controls, but the game is fine with mouse and keyboard. AWER and space controls fingers, left click lowers your hand, right click moves it around, all explained on a screen in your office.
There's a separate VR version of this game, "Experience Reality", which is also pretty fun. ER is less of a rage game and more of a silly VR game you play for a bit, mess around, and play later again in a month. ER is way easier than regular surgeon sim, but it's still great. Not sure about the PC version just yet though, I played it on PSVR IIRC.
Overall, fun game once you handle the controls, which can happen pretty quickly. It's not always about speed.
no
sshhsh hhhhhhhhhhhhh
10/10, better than anything Creative Assembly have pulled out of their Nurgle Decayed Rectum. Blood sucking Vampire Leeches.
This game Actually functions and SERVES ITS PURPOSE... MORE than I can say for anything CA has ever shat onto a plate and called a "product".
Can't figure out how to play this game at all.
The people that bought the game ether saw markiplier or some other youtuber play this game or they are into tf2
"lets add something political! ya know.. for the kids!"
only update i never saw/heard of... wonder why?
people of any kind should honestly be beyond ashamed of trying to push any agenda onto children.
failed my doctors test to be a surgeon so now i take it out on my patients
I suspect from the release year that this is one of those awful gimmicks from Youtube's dark era-- the Let's Play. It's barely a game. Just something intentionally frustrating and bad so little kids can laugh when an adult pretends that they are also five.
If you want a serious evaluation, it's like a rigged claw game. The actual mechanics aren't so complicated controlling a hand, but everything is slippery and even when you figure out how to operate all five fingers at once, nothing acts like it should.
Literally no value 0/10
Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Bossa Studios |
| Платформы | Windows, Mac, Linux |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 20.01.2025 |
| Metacritic | 71 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 83% положительных (8251) |