Surgeon Simulator

my dad's a surgeon and he said this game was pretty accurate

This is the reason why medical school takes so long.

12 years later and this game is still better than most made today

I know most people seem to like this, but even at a discount, I did not find it fun at all. Controls are terrible if you actually want to perform the surgeries and not just throw things around and take out all the patient's organs.

Regrettably played this again after 10 years just to slap that bigly stupid ugly fat Trump in the face.

Yours sincerely, a Republican voter.

Amen

i bought this because u can play as medic

The Best part of this game is the discount.

Surgeon Simulator? With these controls you might as well be totally zooted... Could have been an interesting game but not with this troll control scheme element.

first action i killed my patient spent some time in the menu found the secret tump level killed him with a lazer then a spinning knife.

Felt so much like Gregory House that now I have to walk with a stick.

Just didn't find it fun, not even discounted.

I thought this would be fun, hell nah I want my money back.

i AM a surgeon

Im getting the vr version soon, which will def be easier but its fun figuring out the desktop version lol

I couldn't pass the menu.
Harder than Fear & Hunger.

yes really good game

Run-DMC said it best: It's Tricky

Good game though!

this fucking sucks. period. not even worth 50 cents.

sergon

rest in peace bob

i love it it is so good

Surgeon Simulator is the digital equivalent of a stress test for your mental health—a game that forces you to confront your deepest insecurities about your skills, your sanity, and your capacity for causing harm. But hey, at least it’s cheaper than therapy.

Honestly when you get the controls down it can be a fun game to play and improve at. It also has such an underrated soundtrack that yall should listen to it.
ALSO FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP YOUR ACHIEVEMENT CAN SUCK BIG DONKEY BALLS

This game is heart gripping! <3

I am a surgeon, Dr. Han🗣️😢

i love playing with bob's insides while he is not conscious

I keep losing my watch. Forget which patient its in.

this game is fantastic, basically your hand is... it has poblems, and you have to do the surgeon with the least precise and controllable hand ever, and you have to do it fast! like it's fantastic no? there are also some dlcs like you can do the surgeon for an alien! it's fantastic no? also there is the president dlc that is like... i killed trum- anyway good game, but trust me... don't learn from this game, like if you play it... pls don't do the surgeon right after... pls.

real doctor training. i am now an overqualified sturgeon

73w

Once you get used to the controls, you'll be laughing in no time.

Just don't electrocute yourself... It flips your controls...

100% Accurate

ost makes me want to become surgeon 🔥🔥🔥🔥

game sucks soooo bad only play in vr

There's games that are hard, and then there are games that just make the game not worth playing. I remember why I uninstalled, I just wasn't having fun.

Developed by Bossa Studios and released on steam in 2013, Surgeon Simulator is a combination of a physics centric and simulation of sorts with controls that are intentionally floaty.

As the name of the game suggests, you play as a surgeon performing different surgeries in different places and your main objective is to keep the patients alive. The main challenge comes from the blood loss, that acts as constant countdown (but there are ways to slow it down) but the different locations present other hurdles to overcome, like a constantly moving ambulance.

The surgeries are taken in a comedic tone, and you can use all tools available, from traditional scalpels, bone saws, and even hammers in an effort to decrease blood loss and time spent in each surgery.

There are many secrets and fun things to do, other than the surgeries, most are hinted by the achievements, that can act as a guide finding these special activities.

Controlled using the keyboard and mouse, you can rebind the keys, but that won’t remove the floaty controls, which are intentionally made. The keyboard controls the opening and closing of fingers, while the mouse controls the hand movement, the left button the lowering of the hand and the right button the rotation of the hand. In a way this game is like a twisted claw machine, with organs and tools.

Although this game doesn’t allow for online multiplayer, with a friend in the same room this game is an amazing experience. No bigger fun than laughing together from failed attempts blaming the controls, until those just start to make sense, and the surgery changes and the cycle starts over.

Either way, alone or with a friend, this game has a lot to offer so I can easilly recommend it.

If you enjoyed this review, I would like to invite you to visit Backlog log my curator page for more recommendations and reviews.

Heh... Hehhehe

very good

Very fun game! Eleven years old and still holds up pretty well. Whether you mess around with the physics and stuff for a few hours or LOCK IN to complete all of the procedures with A++ rank and everything, you will get your moneys worth out of this game regardless.

Yes. Just Yes.

Make it so you can play and teach us how it works.

''SIR STOP RESISTING!'' -bob just sleeping- ''SIR STOP RESIS- OH GOD!'' -casually drops the saw and the insides of bob get turned into soup

absolutely horrid controls

Too many bugs for me to consider it enjoyable unfortunately

how it feels to try and put a plug in an outlet that's down the side of your bed.

Cut, dice, slice and disregard any vow you might have made, we are here to cut bones and transplant organs, we do not care about repercussions, lives are at stake here!

Can't even get the disc in the thingy

very nice

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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this is a fun game to play