Разработчик: Tornado Games
Описание
Nudist Beach Survival Simulator Remastered is a refreshed version of the game from 2017.
You play the role of a boy who found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time. In order to prevent the danger of nudists, he has to get out of the beach as soon as possible and cause its absolute destruction.
Embark on an incredible journey and face the mighty nudists to protect themselves from the power of their pixel genitals.
The Remastered version has been enhanced with new features such as:
- Full controller support
- Steam Cloud support
- New achievements
- 5 new gameplay modes
- Arcade mode
The original 2017 version is still available.
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7; 64-Bit
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 11 compatible graphics card
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Mac
Linux
Отзывы пользователей
Nudist Beach Survival Simulator is an insincerely made joke game, clickbait, dumped on Steam in the hopes it will "go viral" from the "I'm 14 and this is edgy" game concept of physically assaulting people on a nudist beach. Gameplay is extremely shallow, lame 2D retro pixel wave survival brawling as waves of nudists attack you and you have to fight them off. There's no genuine merit or value in this as a serious game, it's just a joke, wasting space on Steam.
From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.
A choice was made to use obsolete, decades old retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result.
Some of the defects in the game can be attributed to the choice of using the Clickteam Fusion construction kit - the "No-Code" construction kit that "Anyone can make games with!!". Including, you know, people who aren't game developers. Which is a problem. This is a very poor quality toolset sometimes used by amateur developers as it's free (so they don't have to pay for GameMaker Studio) and doesn't require advanced game development skills, but unfortunately has very limited capabilities (it's arguably worse than GameMaker Studio). Just as you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear, you can't make a great video game if you use a terrible engine.
These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.
The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 4 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from (over 9,000 completely free titles), the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected.
Nudist Beach Survival Simulator is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend.
Note: Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.
better than nudist beach 2
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Great Game Reminds Me Of The Days When I Was Chased Around By Naked Indian Men When I Snook Into Their Restaurant
Never would I imagine being able to survive on a nudist beach. Now I can keep my pants on for as long as I want!
No ironicamente el mejor juego de la historia
best game ive ever played
How could I say? If like me you have been intrigued by the name of the game and if you buy it expecting the best or the worst, you will be disappointed. The only way to appreciate it is to not expect anything. Nothing at all, because that's exactly what you will get.
Of course, one could be fooled by the tags simulation, RPG, adventure and nudity ....
It's a small arcade game, that's all. Nothing good, nothing wrong. If you have 3 spare neurons, it will help you get rid of them. But at least it's a game, yes. In a sense ... more or less.
It has several levels where you must dispose of some spots of pixels. With a lot of imagination one can pretend these are nudists. If it is your case contact me, I would like to write a memoir about your pathology.
The levels are varied enough to keep you entertained for some time and the commands are easy.
For the price, it can be fun for wasting some minutes here and there if you have nothing better to do. But if you play games, it's because you have time to waste and nothing better to do, right?
But the main reason to buy it is to make a game developer happy, which is a good deed that will be taken in account when it will be the turn of your tainted soul to be evaluated.
Eternal salvation for 38p is a bargain. I don't regret my purchase
This game offers training in a very specific set of skills and gives you the necessary experience to tackle situations that you will likely encounter in the near future... if lockdown gets lifted that is
It's a pretty fun game but not really what a nude beach is like.
with this type of "graphics" its sure is a fking survival!
it's funish but would be good if free. Not enough to do. Wish there were difficulty settings. Good if you want to laugh.
wtf is this i like it
first time i play i get stuck on the corner of the map
the second time I try to figure out which keys to play and then I click the numbers on the keyboard, which causes the game to crash and force me to reboot the pc
Realy nice and funny game for boring evenings at home. Interesting and playable gameplay, music quite appeals to me also as well done menu with options. Waiting for more games from this guy!
Just a simple review.
Pros:
+ Although pixelated, this game has realistic pubic hair.
+ Nude women chasing you boosts your confidence.
+ Good retro style music and game-play.
+ Simple yet effective user interface.
Cons:
- Nude old men chasing you with an erection could result in PTSD, depression, anxiety etc. depending on your childhood.
- There's no way to change screen resolution, music, sound and controls of the game. You can only press pre-selected keys to toggle these settings and hope that it'll work.
- Game gives no explanation of what happens next - after the naked people get you.
- Man parts are done well but all the women are flat-chested. At least give some of them a few pixels.
I'd give it a 3 out of 10.
I clicked the THANKS button and it says THANKS TO MY PARENTS, there were 12 people's names after that. At first, I thought, holy crap, this many parents? No wonder the developer made this game! And I thought I had problems!
Then I realized that the developer is thankful to their parents plus those other 12 people.
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Tornado Games |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 27.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 69% положительных (16) |