Разработчик: Chris Germano
Описание
YOU GET A MUSTACHE! YOU GET A MUSTACHE! YOU GET A MUSTACHE!
Mustdashe is the ONLY follicle-fueled first person puncher on Steam! You have sixty seconds to punch glorious mustaches on everyone (and everything) to rack up points and complete achievements for high scores and glory. As soon as you pick up the fabled Stash Knuckles the clock starts ticking, so get moving!
In sixty seconds, you need to run, jump and punch your way to a new high score. Discover hidden achievements and track your progress as you play though multiple levels full of secrets! Smack unsuspecting civilians, enemies, and babies across the map as you unleash the force of facial hair.
Mustdashe is the remastered edition of the original Mustdashe created in November 2014.
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows 7
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
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pretty nice i saw it on Parker plays but i would like it if the achievements worked
can you make this for vr plz
I remember seeing this played on youtube a long time ago,I thought it looked hilarious,but forgot what it was called...when I finally found it again I grabbed it!...and was very disappointed.
Choose a level and pick up your brass knuckles, you have 60 seconds to punch as many things as possible for points...with every punch leaving a stylish mustache instead of bruises. There are combos to be gotten by punching all of a given thing in a level...for example, "LADIES MAN" for punching all the ladies.
There are 4 levels,that all pretty much play the same,the "Superhero" level lets you jump higher,but that's it. It's also mostly the same few things to punch in each level.
There's a "Sandbox" level that has one of every punchable object in the game lined up...but nothing else...not even the knuckles to actually punch them...so the sandbox has nothing you can actually do...
So having read all that,didja do the math? 4 levels,that each last one minute? Plus one level that you can't actually play? The game is over in 4 mins,with nothing to do but grind for the achievements...but even THAT is messed up,as 4 of the achieves are broken and won't activate...So no 100% completion on this one...wish I had known that before busting my finger for an hour...
Also,those points you're getting don't matter,as there isn't even a leaderboard.
Punching mustaches on people is a really fun idea,but your targets don't even move around,so there isn't actually much satisfaction to be had out of smacking them...there are very few different things to punch...no real variety in the levels...one level you can't do anything on...one looping music track...and unobtainable achievements...
I hate to say it,as I REALLY wanted to have some fun here,but this is completely incomplete...
I'd say "maybe it'll get finished and be great",but it's been 5+ years...so probably not.
As is,there's no point in playing it,let alone paying for it...
...tho in this state,I don't think I could recommend it even if it was free.
this game reminds me of the soft mellow nights that i would hear the faint clapping sound coming from my parents room, this sound revives the past of my nagletcablised past. as a member of the he/him gender i am inclined to propose this game to the others of my kind. this game is all about mascualising the realisation of women by percieving a sence of testosterone in the sense of punching them in the face, therefore mascualising them whist enforcing the male representitive image of a mostache. back to the sound of impaling a mostache onto people, it reminds me of ever so slightly going into my parents room, whilst i would ponder into the room, i would notice that my parents would seem to be wrestling. my father would take notice of this and quickly and precicley punt me across the room, this would inturn make me fall asleep quicker (which i allways had trouble dealing with). every time i would hear that crisp wack of a mostache onto a baby face it would endulge my brain into the most fondest of memories, for example when i was around 6 or 7 years old my father and mother took me to the woods, they must have forgot me since as soon as i left the car they drove away, i was later found by a wonderfull man named only to i can remember as jimmy savile. this man was a plesant man, he gave me warmth for a couple of days and protected me from bares in the wild by keeping me with a chain around my neck. in payment for this wonderful treatment all i would have to do is suck some goo out of a pipe, jimmy never let me have my eyes open during this procegiour but i would allways know when it would be finnished beacause jimmy would let out a violent moan somthing like "AUGGHHHGUHGHAGUH" conveying that all the goo had come out. after a while the men in blue and red came, after that i didnt see much of jimmy, he would send the occasional letter asking to send me pictures of me to him. a year or two later i was returned to my parents, although i do not think they noticed i had gone for a year since they were not happy too see me and my mother had transitioned into a big black man names shaquile. this game brings back so many inquisitive memories to me, the act of hitting a baby struck close to me, for instance my mother would tell me whilst i am around 3-4 years old that it was my fault the crash happened and everytime my mother would bring that up my father would propose a wresling match with her, once i got to watch the wresling match in entirety, they had used a pink phalic object and my father would let out a groan. it was clear to me that my child hood would be perplexing to the naked eye, but i can ensure you that i am all fine. so in conclusion good game 6/10
slap the living god out of babys = facial hair
Its a funny game, dont get me wrong, but it gets too repedative after awhile.
very underdeveloped
I can't believe I spent £3 on this
A well coded and fun game. Could use some more features and updates. Wish the "Exit" button was not q.
well this is so funny but not to fun i think this should be in the top 20 so you should get this its super fun to!
Video for your enjoyment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpi2FVe0pRg
So, this is a review on the game as it is currently.
The game costs over $3 and has only three 1-minute long levels. You can do everything to do in the game in that amount of time as well. It's extremely short and the scoring is pointless. I'd rather play with no time limit if anything since you can stand against a rock continuously giving it a mustache to get the highest score.
The physics of the game are fun, but it really ends there.
I'd love to see a sandbox mode with the models available to create giant mustache monster, or I'd like to see a level that took more than 10 second to explore fully.
My review may change when it's no longer early access, but until then, it gets a no from me.
Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Chris Germano |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 29.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 55% положительных (11) |