Business-hooiznes

Business-hooiznes

2.0
В основном отрицательные
42.00₽
Steam Store

Разработчик: Nikita "Ghost_RUS"

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Описание

Начинающий российский стартапер придумывает несколько бизнес планов, но ему не хватает денег на их реализацию. Он выигрывает 1 кеколар в казино “Найобка“, но и этого недостаточно для осуществления бизнес-плана.
Стартапер вынужден обратиться к инвесторам....
Особенности:
-Несколько концовок
-Игра без сохранений(Дается только одна попытка на прохождение, после выхода из игры или прохождения можно начать только новую игру)
-Выбор
-Возможность почувствовать себя настоящим стартапером
-Отсылки на поп-культуру и мемы
-Достижения

Поддерживаемые языки: english, russian

Системные требования

Windows

Минимальные:
  • ОС *: Windows 7
  • Процессор: Potato
  • Оперативная память: 512 MB ОЗУ
  • Видеокарта: Intel integrated
  • Место на диске: 50 MB
  • Дополнительно: 1280x720 screen resolution
Рекомендованные:
  • ОС: Windows 10
  • Процессор: Intel core I88
  • Оперативная память: 228 GB ОЗУ
  • Видеокарта: Nvidia GTX 666
  • Место на диске: 1337 GB

Отзывы пользователей

Не рекомендую 13.10.2024 01:22
0 0

This game looks like a virus.

It comes down to a bunch of multiple choice questions, most being rather nonsensical, with a lot seeming to be references to memes.

Maybe it'd be funny if I was fluent in Russian and it just has poor English translations but currently, I can't recommend this one.

Время в игре: 11 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 01.10.2024 20:30
1 0

Business-hooiznes is an horrible meme game.

A 10 minutes experience of answering completely nonsensical questions with absurd answers. Literally nothing about this game is funny or interesting and it contains one or more homophobic slurs for no reason at all. All games from this developer usually have those 'features'.

Overall, hard pass unless you only care about achievements and do so with a guide.

Время в игре: 9 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 19.07.2023 15:18
3 2

Business-hooiznes is not a game, it's a ClickTeam Fusion template flip/Choose-Your-Own-Adventure e-book that's been dumped on Steam masquerading as a game. As a visual/interactive novel, this doesn't feature any notable gameplay, it's just a lot of clicking through badly written Russian dialogue that would never have been accepted or published in print, which poses the question, "How did something this badly written end up on Steam?".

This garbage has a Russian business theme (perhaps somewhat autobiographical based on the toxic nature of the Russian developer) and has absolutely zero merit or value as a game for gamers. This is just Russian trashware at its worst. While it's structured as an e-book (using ClickTeam's template/engine components for visual novels), the gameplay is more shallow as you just answer repetitive questions with answers taken from a prompt shown at the start of the "game". Franky, I'm wasting your time and mine going too deeply into the premise for this game, like everything from this Russian scammer, it has no value as a game and is just a cash grab.

Visual novels/e-books are tedious at best... imagine the best novel you ever read, be that Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy or 2001: A Space Odyssey or Twilight (if you have terrible taste in literature), but then translate that to a format where the words dribble out and you have to click your mouse every time you wanted to read the next sentence, instead of just turning the pages. You'd think it was garbage.

Now imagine that experience, but with much worse writing (because if these guys could write professionally, they'd be published authors and this would be on shelves in bookstores, and they wouldn't have to pay Valve $100 to self-publish this on Steam), and you have your average Steam e-book.

Some of the defects in the E-Book can be attributed to the choice of using the Clickteam Fusion construction kit - the "No-Code" construction kit that "Anyone can make games with!!". Including, you know, people who aren't game developers. Which is a problem. This is a very poor quality toolset sometimes used by amateur developers as it's free (so they don't have to pay for GameMaker Studio) and doesn't require advanced game development skills, but unfortunately has very limited capabilities (it's arguably worse than GameMaker Studio). Just as you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear, you can't make a great video game if you use a terrible engine. So it's inappropriate when amateurs try to use these for profit, without any actual, real game development effort taking place. This doesn't result in products that have any real meaningful value for gamers.

These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.

The poor quality of this E-Book is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 3 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from (over 9,000 completely free titles), the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality E-Book is to be expected.

You can get better quality books and comics for free online or from public libraries, or from bookstores for a fraction of the price of this "game". Steam isn't a comic book store, neither is it Netflix, it's for games. Your gaming rig is not a Kindle. It's impossible for me to recommend things to PC gamers that aren't really games.

Business-hooiznes is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the E-Book, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend.

While game reviews must be about the game, as this review has been, it's sometimes important for gamers to be aware when there's problems with the developers. In this case, Nikita "Ghost_RUS", a Russian shovelware scam artist who routinely abuses Steam by polluting the marketplace with shovelware like this game. Nikita "Ghost_RUS" continually sends a message of racism, bigotry, homophobia and hate speech through his games, in direct violation of Valve's guidlines for acceptable game content. You can read more about it in this article by the Sentinels of the Store curator group.

This is something I feel potential customers should be aware of for two reasons. First, I understand completely that gamers may not want to buy games with such horrible, antihumanitarian messages of hate such as games from Nikita "Ghost_RUS". Secondly, gamers must be aware that if Valve decides to do the right thing and enforce their policy against hate speech and bigotry in games, games such as this will be banned. So, buying games from Nikita "Ghost_RUS" may be putting your money at risk.

Note: Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this E-Book are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the E-Book itself is, the positive review score for this E-Book should be disregarded.

Время в игре: 19 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 10.09.2022 21:35
0 0

Время в игре: 15 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 30.03.2022 03:27
0 0

what

Время в игре: 8 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 02.06.2021 16:38
1 0

This game is complete garbage that is put together to assemble some sort of questionnaire where you must memorize your script before the interview. if you succeed you get the business, but if you fail then the business deal goes wrong. There is a guide that teaches you how to unlock 100% of the achievements and answer the questions correctly. Rate 1/10 based on price and ridiculous questions with a few cringe jokes.

Время в игре: 10 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 05.07.2019 16:15
0 1

Surprisingly the most fun you can have on Steam for 39p.

Время в игре: 30 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 13.03.2018 08:12
2 0

Great concept, awful game.
2/10 has some memes

Время в игре: 36 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 11.12.2017 09:37
4 1

Is this Crysis?

Время в игре: 12 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 27.11.2017 01:38
2 0

gate

Время в игре: 46 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 11.11.2017 11:16
1 2

O O F

Время в игре: 10 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 03.11.2017 14:05
10 0

This "game" is absolutely horrible.
It pretty much just contains a bunch of strange questions with mediocre translation over a few ugly background pictures and one repeating soundtrack.

I have no clue what the developers even thought when they made this...

Время в игре: 29 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 03.11.2017 06:10
15 2

Garbage.

Время в игре: 10 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 24.09.2017 15:26
13 3

Wtf

Время в игре: 19 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 10.09.2017 02:45
3 4

Game of the year!

Good quiz... I think...

Save me

Время в игре: 8 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 04.09.2017 22:02
5 4

I think that's one of the best games I've ever played.
Avant-garde style of the art, nice music, an interesting quiz with tricky questions.

I'd give this game 10 launched startups of 10.

Время в игре: 59 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 02.09.2017 14:54
3 2

Wow.

Время в игре: 13 ч. Куплено в Steam

Дополнительная информация

Разработчик Nikita "Ghost_RUS"
Платформы Windows
Ограничение возраста Нет
Дата релиза 22.11.2024
Отзывы пользователей 35% положительных (17)

Отзывы пользователей

35%
6 положительных и 11 отрицательных отзывов
Обновлено: 12.11.2024 18:11

Жанры

Casual Indie Simulation

Особенности

Single-player Steam Achievements Family Sharing