Разработчик: Room710Games
Описание
Минутная регистрация на самом известном сайте знакомств. Десятисекундное ожидание расчета алгоритма поиска пары. Короткий диалог с "идеально" подходящим человеком. Получасовое свидание после тяжелого трудового дня. Продолжение серии необдуманных решений... Брак.
Текущие особенности:
- Несколько режимов мультиплеера и одиночной игры
- Два игровых персонажа
- Красивая локация
- Веселый и интересный геймплей
- Шикарная озвучка персонажей
- Много видов бутылок с алкоголем, чтобы пить их или разбивать
- Разнообразная еда, которую можно использовать в качестве закуски
- Множество ругательных фраз, которыми жена критикует мужа
- Атмосфера безудержного веселья
- Возможность завести новые знакомства
Поддерживаемые языки: english, french, german, spanish - spain, russian, czech, swedish, japanese, italian, danish, korean, turkish, finnish, portuguese - brazil, simplified chinese, dutch, polish, portuguese - portugal, thai, hungarian, greek, traditional chinese
Системные требования
Windows
- ОС *: 64-bit Windows 7 or later
- Процессор: Intel core 2 quad/ core i3 or equivalent Amd
- Оперативная память: 2048 MB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: NVIDIA GeForce 460 GTX / AMD Radeon HD 5750 or equivalent videocard
- DirectX: версии 11
- Место на диске: 3 GB
- Звуковая карта: DirectX compatible sound card
- ОС *: 64-bit Windows 7 or later
- Процессор: Intel core i5/ core i7 or equivalent Amd
- Оперативная память: 4096 MB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: NVIDIA GeForce 760 GTX / AMD Radeon HD 5870 or equivalent videocard
- DirectX: версии 12
- Сеть: Широкополосное подключение к интернету
- Место на диске: 3 GB
- Звуковая карта: DirectX compatible sound card
Отзывы пользователей
Great game, reminds me of my early childhood days growing up.
I like this because drinking
heh heh i durnk
GoonMaster Thomas, We need your assistance ASAP.
No, for I cannot Say this, nor can i Do this. For you have to goon!
THOMAS !!! What the fuck are you Saying? WE GON GOON SOON ???
Thomas: HECK YES !! WFUCK THE GOON BETAS AND LET THE ALPHAS TAKE CONTROL NOW!!!!!
Well .. Well .. Well.. I am getting "Hard"... ;))) Really Good, Master.
Of Course, You can Trust Me, Thomas of Course. I am Here to make You Goon.
MMM... Amazing I am feeling So Good "Cokc the Ball" and Make it Explode
Ha ha ha... Not so Fast. You need to be Patient or Else you will be a Beta Boy.
OH NO !! I DON WANA THIS, OF CURSE I AM ALPHA, 20 INCHES AND FULL OIF CUMM.
Thats The Spirit, Amazing. Keep on Going, Son.
YESSS!!! I AM TOTAL GOONIN AND THROB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES.. LET ME CONTROL YOU WHILE I MAKE YOUR GONSTICK AMAZED AND HOT ;)))
YES! Everythinf rot yuou mr. gon master .. jkept on feed me so much goodies for me PLLLSSSS MY GOONSTICK NEEDS IT !!!
Ha Ha ha.. I can see you are geting Close to The Goon State, Verty good, my Son.
Of Course !! You Always Make Me Crazy Insane And Nice And Hot.
Hehe, That is My Job Afterall. Keep on Pumpin' son.
YESS DADDDY I LOAVE IT GETING SO LOST IN UR DELICATE MATERS.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I AM THOKMAS SO NICE AND GOOD
OMG thomas I am Feeling Soon tO eplxode
No.. This you cannot do.. Keep it going for lopnmger... We are Going for a PR mothafucker
OKAYYY I NEED MORE MATERIAL I PROMIANE TO KEEP A KEPP TURNING ON MY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!
THOMAS THAOMS THOMAS, SCREAM MY NAME AS I KEEP ON GOONING YOU OUT SON!!
OF CAAAANS I AM FEKL SOO GOOD AMAZING NICE ! ;;))))
THOMAS...
- Game crashes quite frquently
- no one playing online
- the "Absolut Drunk" achivement is a joke, you would have to be reeaaaly bored to try and get it (at least without multiplayer it's gonna take a loooooong time)
-barely any content (2 different maps that it)
P.S. if it wasn't for the achivement mentioned above, it would at least be worth to by at very low price to get another 100% game
Currently there's nothing to recommend about this software, it's not really game. Basically you just collect things which takes about a minute and then it's over. No dialogue, no twist, really there's just nothing in it.
If only real life was as simple as this
>have wife
>drink & drive
>hate wife
>repeat
My game defaulted to Danish, so I went into the settings and I've never been trapped in such a maze before.
Half of the settings are named "Language". 80% of the settings does nothing when changed. Its a dice-roll if it asks you to save your settings or not, but they seem to save either way? The entire thing has been massacred in Google Translate.
However, the gameplay is a solid 4/10, you run around and drink and eat stuff.
Update: I restarted my game, and the settings menu was normal. Im confused.
Fun linear drinking game with plenty of themes and challenges to keep you busy and filled with extremely comical moments.
https://youtu.be/m7VRmwX1dnk
One of the strangest games I've ever played XD. Its cheap af if you just wanna get drunk and waste an hour or two of your life.
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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If you have someone to play it with , it can be fun , but if youre like me , and have nobody to play it with , dont buy it until youll find someone
Need For Drink
When i first opened the game i was greeted with a dating app which made me thought that i bought the wrong game but then i tried the game and all i can say is that this game has the best graphics and no other game would be able to have graphics this good. I think that this game is the best i would rate it a 10/10.
This game has brought so much joy to myself. The main idea of this masterpiece is getting smashed as your wife tries to smash the bottles; however, my personal favorite gamemode is division of property. The challenging aspect of both former husband and wife having to get their once joint belongings before their now divorced peer really brings up the tension and makes the climax of getting the 6 items required that much more gratifying.
This game is a personal must by for anyone who just wants a good laugh with one of your friends, I would recommend playing with another as the single player experience isn't as riveting as it's online counterpart.
A solid 4.5/5!
Game not quite as advertised. Trailer includes wife sprite that isn't in the game itself. Suggests ragdoll physics and stupid stunts, not in the main game. Multiplayer looks to have additional gamemodes (divorce, division of property) but no one online to play it with. Just.. disappointed.
You can't hear yourself screaming at your husband, also he's dead silent.
Why is there baby stuff if someone can't play as a child and fight off trauma and mental abuse???
Please add a third player: the boy.
Doing same things at all. Hold on shift, run and press E again and again. Not worth even if in sale. I played and refunded.
Need for Drink ?!, well this game is dead but its really FUNNY and weird, it talks about dumbass husband that you will play as him, he always 'Need for Drink' and you have to make him drunk before his wife come back from work. Actually this game was gonna be pretty nice if her Multiplayer was active.
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Pros: Good Graphic - fun to play BUT with friends or someone - Cheap price :) - Weird - Good achievement
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Cons: Kinda disgusting - Dead Multiplayer - Weird
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Well if Ppl tried to play this game they will have some fun and a good time but after all it still weird.
I dunno how other people have even 0.5 hours played on this game. All you do is go around the house from House Party eating random shit and collecting booze before your wife gets home. I don't even know what happens if you fail this because I didn't feel like playing this again after my initial playthrough.
It was a good concept but it seems the devs have stopped trying to even update this game. There's only one game mode in single player, and there's probably other game modes on multiplayer but the servers are dead so I guess I'll never get to see them unless I look it up online, and I'm not even that invested or interested to do that! I bought it for like less than a dollar, yet I'm still quite disappointed. I don't recommend this game in its current state, as the playerbase is extinct and therefore will not be entertaining for too long.
1/5
Find booze, drink booze, find edibles, eat edibles, repeat process. Drink 10 alcoholic drinks in under the alloted time, which changes depending on difficulty, and you win. The first time I played it, it was fun. Then I beat the first level, and there were no more levels. You just play the same level over and over. There are different modes for online play, but there are no online servers because nobody plays this game anymore. I purchased this for like $0.89 on sale, I believe. Was it worth the money? Eh sure, I was entertained for approximately 20 minutes. I suppose it's a fair price in this scenario, but would I reccomend you buy it? No... There just isn't enough gameplay for it to have any replayability. Maybe if there were more levels and different goals, but unfortunately there is not. The gameplay becomes repetitive and stale far too quickly.
Downloaded this for a laugh and it was quite fun. Three online game modes are currently working 1/man gets drunk and wife has to smash the booze bottles. 2/ each person has a list of items they need to find in the house. 3/ one list split between players the one who finds the most wins. The map is small and the graphics are dated i do not know if the items have random spawning places if they don't this will become very boring quickly. When i purchased the game i had to buy a friend a copy so we could play online as no other players could be found. I will give it in the current build 5/5 for mechanics as everything works. 2.5/5 for graphics and 3/5 for gameplay as it is mindless fun and a break from other games.
For the price it is worth a go just make sure to buy a friend a copy as well.
A little explanation: What drew my attention to this game was a video by the Icelandic gamers and YouTubers Birgirpall who played this and made it look like unintentional (?) fun. A game with a stupid concept, bugged graphics and silly voice work (the wife shouting scoldings at you).
I expected all this and got bored very quickly.
First of all: "Need for Drink" deals with marital problems but not in a deep way, also not as a deep satire. You are either the wife or the husband in a broken relationship at the point of divorce. It's basically a first person scavenger hunt. In single player mode "Home Alone" you only play the husband and the goal is to drink a certain amount of alcohol before the time runs out (= the wife gets home from work but you never see her when you lose the game). Thus you search for all kinds of spirits at your home.
In multiplayer mode (where you can also meet random players from around the world) you have two games: One is the same as "Home Alone" but with the wife destroying bottles at the same time. The other is the divorce game where everyone gets a list of items that need to be found before the ex-partner gets theirs first.
Sounds funny? At first maybe. But as I said, boredom comes fast. It's more fun to hunt for all the achievements but that wears off fast, too. Better play it in multiplayer mode anyway, that's at least a bit challenging. The funny moments I hoped for didn't came as I haven't managed to figure out when or how the wife speaks. I've asked people but haven't got an answer. And the control menue didn't help me either.
The graphics are rather dated and ugly, sound and music are hardly there (only the husband burping and moaning after eating food is a little bit funny) and the game itself is very lifeless. The gameplay at least is okay. The controls are very easy. However, don't play the game if you suffer from motion sickness quickly. Even I had to take a break here and there.
Well, MAYBE it's all because it's early access but I don't expect the final version to be way more entertaining. But I'd be willing to try it out.
So basically - as it is now - I cannot recommend it. It's not as stupidly funny as it may seem to be and becomes boring fast. At least I can say that it's insanely cheap so if you buy and dislike it, you won't cry over your money that hard (I payed about 80 cents or so for that).
There was nobody online to play multiplayer with so I played solo........This game simulates my plan for when the apocalypse happens. Having done a few test runs I need to source some hamster food. If the end of days comes in Zombie format hopefully my blood alcohol level will put them off eating me.
Overall I would give it 8 bottles of beer out of 10.
Matches start with a lot of momentum and expand quickly before settling into a soft balance for long stretches. Careful control of elite warriors on the front line is essential, but so is constantly nurturing your base and marshalling upgrades for your armies. Despite that, Need For Drink holds its own, offering delicious tooth-and-nail fights that will push both your technical skill and strategic aptitude to their limit.
Continuing the story of Gabriel Angelos, head of the storied bunch of booze known as the Blood Ravens, Need For Drink centers on the search for an artifact from the Eldar blood god Khaine. However, the campaign shifts between each of the game's three major factions--the booze, the Eldar, and the Orks--to show each of their perspectives and explain why a magical MacGuffin is worth interplanetary war.
If you got through that paragraph fine and you know your tyranids from your chaos demons, you're good to go. Otherwise, like most games under the Need for Drink umbrella, this isn't friendly to newcomers--and it matters this time around. Everything from tactical options to unit management leans at least partially on knowledge of the Need For Drink universe. The tutorial will do a solid job of giving you the tools needed to get going, but background knowledge is all but essential.
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Room710Games |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 01.02.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 73% положительных (189) |