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Эта игра Steam включает в себя как Who’s Your Daddy Classic, так и новую Who’s Your Daddy?! Ремейк, который в настоящее время находится в разработке. Ремейк уже содержит новые предметы, персонажи, скины, улучшенную физику, лучшую графику и многое другое!
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Who's Your Daddy - это несерьезная многопользовательская игра, в которой неподготовленный отец пытается предотвратить гибель своего младенца. Играйте с семью вашими друзьями (онлайн и локально) и проверьте свои навыки родителя в конкурентной обстановке с безумной физикой и более чем 69 потенциально опасными предметами домашнего обихода.Играйте за папу или малыша
Как папа, вы должны защитить вашего малыша от вреда, используя методы, такие как блокировка шкафчиков и убирание опасных предметов из зоны доступа, в то время как малыш пытается преодолеть попытки папы защитить его различными способами, включая питье отбеливателя и втыкание вилок в розетки.
Многие предметы домашнего обихода угрожают жизни вашего малыша
Играйте в вашем двухэтажном доме и саду, полным потенциально опасных предметов, таких как:- Розетки: Способны проводить смертельные дозы электричества
- Пистолет для гвоздей: Держите подальше от детей!
- Банка с мукой: Никогда не было так легко сделать папу слепым к вашим проделкам!
- Раковины: Опасность затопления в руках сознательного малыша!
- Измельчитель для древесины: Работает не только с деревом!
- Фадж, собака: Верный ездовой зверь с аппетитом ко всему
- Духовка: Осторожно, чтобы ничего не сгорело!
- Бассейн: Поддерживайте форму, но не утоньте!
- Блендер: Если можно смешать, то можно и выпить!
- Машина: Оказывается, есть возраст, когда можно учиться слишком рано
- И многое другое...
Ключевые особенности
- Красивый двухэтажный дом и сад, в котором вы будете присматривать за своим сыном
- Более 67 повседневных предметов с более или менее зловещим потенциалом
- Забавная физика для веселой игры
- Настраиваемые режимы игры, играйте как хотите!
- Два уникальных персонажа с настраиваемыми скинами и преимуществами
- Случайное расположение ключевых предметов, каждая игра уникальна!
- Динамичная музыка и звук для максимального погружения
- Играйте с семью вашими друзьями онлайн или локально
- Поддержка контроллера
- Доступно для PC & Mac и Steam OS
Поддерживаемые языки: english, simplified chinese, french, german, spanish - spain, danish, polish, portuguese - portugal, russian, traditional chinese, ukrainian
Системные требования
Windows
- 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
- ОС *: Windows XP 64
- Процессор: 2 ГГц
- Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: GeForce 460/Radeon HD 5850/Intel HD 4600 с минимум 1024 МБ видеопамяти
- DirectX: версии 9.0c
- Сеть: Широкополосное подключение к интернету
- Место на диске: 6 GB
- 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
Mac
- ОС: OS X Lion 10.7
- Процессор: 2 ГГц
- Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: GeForce 460/Radeon HD 5850/Intel HD 4600 с минимум 1024 МБ видеопамяти
- Сеть: Широкополосное подключение к интернету
- Место на диске: 6 GB
Linux
- ОС: Linux (Большинство дистрибутивов должны работать)
- Процессор: 2 ГГц
- Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: GeForce 460/Radeon HD 5850/Intel HD 4600 с минимум 1024 МБ видеопамяти
- Сеть: Широкополосное подключение к интернету
- Место на диске: 1 GB
Отзывы пользователей
I REALLY like the game, but my family doesn't allow me to play. because they think it is a game about a dad
hitting his babby's butt.
Trash game, gets boring very quickly.
You can flush yourself down the toilet.Enough said,10/10 for SURE.
This game is so funny but how do you get to the rocket
I love this game because it lets me act upon all of my wildest dreams as a grown adult.
38/10 I can't read
its a hgood game just very hard to get in severs feels a bit lifeless
to glitchy and it is so frustrating when i get stuck in places
I saw a video about this game a few years ago. It is not worth the hype
I love how funny and chaotic this game is! its a perfect game to play with friends mostly with the custom lobby's. my biggest problem is that you need a at least above average computer to play or it will be laggy.
funny silly game, but the novelty wears off fast with bad controls and imbalanced gameplay.
this game sucks dickhole and asshole and all the holes on the human body.
i thought my crisis in real life with my babies dying was not my fault, but it looks like maybe i was wrong.
i was playing whos your daddy and i was turkey daddy and i was trying to moe the grass but it does not cut its a bug
Who’s Your Daddy is a game I feel like I’ve been waiting for my entire life.
Picture this: a smoky boardroom, lifeless executives shuffling through tired proposals. One man, Steve, breaks the silence:
“It’s a game about killing babies. It came to me after I killed my baby. It was more fun than it sounds.”
The boss stares, presses the intercom, and says: “Gladys…call in the Wolf.”
Yes, that’s how I imagine this game’s concept was born—because there’s no way this got greenlit through conventional means. The actual premise? You play as either a baby trying to kill itself or a daddy trying to stop the baby. It’s as absurd as it sounds—and somehow, I wanted to play it.
But here’s the catch: this isn’t a beta. It’s version 1.4.5, and yet, it feels like a relic from the 90s. Before diving into the faults, let’s talk gameplay.
As the baby, you crawl around looking for ways to die—eating batteries, drinking bleach, drowning in a pool, or even setting yourself on fire. As the daddy, your only goal is to stop the baby from offing itself. But with atrocious controls and UI, you’re fighting a losing battle. Babies are small, fast, and suicidal, while daddies have only one defense: moving objects out of reach. Unfortunately, nothing you do feels impactful, and the gameplay imbalances make it nearly impossible to "win" as daddy.
The game’s visuals are a disaster. Graphics resemble early 3D experiments, the physics are broken, and clipping issues abound. Customization is laughable—yes, you can put a top hat on your baby, but you’ll still spend most of the game staring at the back of its eyeballs due to terrible camera placement.
Oddly enough, the game might make more sense if actual babies were at the controls. Babies are dumb. They’re not going to sprint out of a crib and fire up a Weber grill—they’d just sit there drooling on themselves. Instead, the game assumes they’re little geniuses capable of solving complex puzzles to ensure their own demise.
Matching with players only adds to the chaos. Searching for a specific role takes forever, and when you finally connect, you’re left with interactions like this gem:
VorTeK_TacTiK: Follow me.
Me: Is there even a daddy?
VorTeK_TacTiK: Nope.
Me: Isn’t that the point?
This exchange sums up what’s wrong here. Players don’t seem to care about anything except finding the fastest route to baby-suicide glory. The game is chaos, and not in a good way.
That said, I’ll begrudgingly admit it’s kind of fun. The ridiculous premise and absurd gameplay can be entertaining if you’re in the right mood (or drunk) and playing with friends. Recent updates added other game modes, which offer some variety. It’s original, sure—but originality alone doesn’t save it from being a hot mess.
Final Verdict: Who’s Your Daddy is unpolished, frustrating, and often nonsensical. Its premise may be bold, but the execution is severely lacking in quality and sophistication. Still, if you’re looking for a bizarre, low-effort game to laugh at with friends, it might scratch that itch. Just don’t expect anything more.
NOT RECOMMENDED—but kind of.
very fun game, but only witrh friends
it is so fun iv had it for one day and it is so much fun
Fun game to spend a bit of spare time playing, especially when playing around with a friend or two. Hopefully the updates keep on coming and the lore expands.
baby trying to be a bodybuilder until it's untimely death
(I put on an extra plate afterwards so it looked like the baby was lifting heavy)
Its a cool game with a good concept of either being a parent trying to keep a baby alive, or being a baby doing whatever your heart desires.
This game still fun after years. Recommend to play it with a friend or a group of friends !
Where do I even start with Who’s Your Daddy? This game is a steaming pile of glitchy nonsense that feels like it was cobbled together in a garage over a weekend. The concept had potential—babies vs. dads in a chaotic battle for survival—but the execution? Wow, it’s just embarrassingly bad.
First off, the bugs. Oh, the bugs. Characters clip through walls like they’re trying to join a parallel dimension, items randomly disappear or get stuck in mid-air, and the physics are about as stable as a tower of Jenga blocks during an earthquake. I once picked up an item, only for it to catapult me into the sky like I was auditioning for a low-budget superhero movie. And don’t get me started on how the baby sometimes just freezes in place, ruining the entire match.
The controls? Broken. Trying to move your character feels like wrestling a drunk octopus. The dads move around like they’ve forgotten how legs work, and the babies are basically uncontrollable blobs of chaos. Half the time, it’s not even fun chaos—it’s just frustrating.
And the matchmaking system? It’s a joke. Good luck trying to get into a match without waiting for ages, only to get disconnected mid-game because the servers are held together by duct tape and prayers. When you finally do get into a game, you’ll wish you hadn’t, because the lag will make you feel like you’re playing on a 1998 dial-up connection.
The game doesn’t even have a coherent tutorial, so new players are just thrown into the deep end to figure out the mess on their own. And for what? Laughable graphics that look like they’re straight out of 2005 and sound effects that make you want to mute the game immediately?
In short, Who’s Your Daddy is the epitome of a broken, unfinished cash grab. Save your time, save your sanity, and save your money. You’re better off playing literally anything else.
Rating: 0/10 – Burn it with fire.
they absolutely butchered this game with the newest update. very disappointing
Have you ever heard of the term "Brain rot", if not...here you go...
If brainrot was ever a person, it would be this baby riding a flippin lawn mower chasing the dad
If you'd like, you can even be a chicken...but don't tell anyone...
Please HELP, there's no escape.
Trust me...i tried
Highly recommended
I used to watch people play this game when I was younger and it always gave me a good laugh, now with whatever they've done to the game its absolute garbage, played with some friends and the game bugs out constantly, you get stuck and unable to move, poor choices in the physics and half the buttons don't work. Would not recommend buying, I honestly wish i could refund it.
This game is so fun i like the skins and its multi cross platform ps. [the kidnappers are mean]
I was drinking and vaping and my baby killed himself by drowning in a washing machine.
Also I filled the entire house with toilet water. God bless.
Horrible. It is literally unplayable with how many game breaking bugs there are. I played few games in remake and the original, and the game is just bad. Not a single game without gamebreaking bugs like the father holding the baby, while the baby is actually wandering of (So you automatically lost, as the game decided to fuck up, and show you stuff that literally isnt there). Clipping through walls, terrain and floors is on daily basis, even under the whole map. In remake it is straight up impossible to walk as the daddy due to the shitty engine and him constantly clipping over. Objects randomly stretch, clip, launch and much more. Played around 10 games total, and there was not a single one that would not be ruined due to those bugs. It is unplayable in its current state.
For what it is, It is fun. It's incredibly bug ridden, but is pure chaos. We had a blast for around 2 hours, but then we found out that the baby can just fly by riding the dog and cat, and now it ruined it since the dad can't interact with the baby anymore. When time runs out, they just dive in the pool. Dad can't save them, and they drown. Probably more of a reflection of the friend group than the game, but the point still stands. Hope it gets a few patches in the future.
people keep force feeding babies poopy dipers :)
love eating batterys as father and child.
10/10 i would HIGHLY recommend
Who's Your Daddy is a casual multiplayer game featuring a clueless father attempting to prevent his infant son from certain death. Play with up to 7 of your friends, and test your parenting skills in a competitive setup with wacky physics and over 69 potentially ominous household items. 8/10
The premise of the game is cool, and there are funny moments you can have with friends, but there are way too many bugs. Initially it was fun, but the game became a buggy mess.
Its a pretty good game but the sensitivity is way too high for some reason
Server timeout for what?? Are you so incapable of maintaining a few hundreds of connections? Just hire a freelancer, they will do a better job.
Whoever thinks of buying this, don't. Save your time and sanity.
decent but gets boring fast, friends had multiple issues with it not loading/kicking them from the game when they load in. Would suggest if you want a quick laugh but thats about it.
Who's more buggy? All of us! Yup, you heard that right, we're ALL buggy!
Don't get this game. It's not the same. The bugs and terrible optimization ruin it.
Its a stupidly fun game and with cross-platform now having support it is a great time with friends
Who’s Your Daddy? – A Hilariously Chaotic Masterpiece
At first glance, Who’s Your Daddy? seems like a ridiculous premise for a game: one player controls a clueless, well-meaning parent, and the other plays as a reckless, chaos-seeking baby. The goal? The parent tries to keep the baby alive while the baby, in its endless curiosity, does everything possible to put itself in danger. It’s a bizarre concept, but one that’s insanely and unexpectedly more fun than I ever imagined.
From the moment I jumped in, the absurdity hit me like a wave. The gameplay is as unpredictable as it is clever. The baby has a variety of creative ways to wreak havoc—drinking bleach, sticking forks in outlets, or even attempting to ride the family dog. Meanwhile, the frantic parent scurries around, baby-proofing the house and desperately trying to thwart the baby’s next disastrous plan. The tension between these roles is perfectly balanced, leading to laugh-out-loud moments of pure chaos.
What makes this game shine is its clever design. The house is a playground filled with hilarious, interactable items that create endless opportunities for improvisation. As the baby, you’re encouraged to experiment, and as the parent, you’re forced to think fast and adapt. It’s a constant tug-of-war between creativity and quick thinking, and every round feels fresh thanks to the sheer variety of scenarios.
The multiplayer aspect is where the magic truly happens. Playing with friends elevates the experience to a whole new level, as you find yourself crying with laughter over the ridiculous antics and improbable saves. The game’s unpolished, intentionally goofy physics only add to the charm—it embraces its absurdity fully, making it impossible to take anything seriously.
What surprised me the most was how smart the underlying mechanics are. Who’s Your Daddy? could have easily been a one-note joke, but it instead offers layers of strategy, adaptability, and pure comedic brilliance. It’s a game that thrives on chaos but rewards quick thinking and creativity.
Overall, Who’s Your Daddy? is a clever, hilarious gem that caught me completely off guard. It’s not just fun—it’s riotously fun. Whether you’re looking for a game to spice up a game night with friends or just want to laugh until your stomach hurts, this is a must-play.
they ruined it with new updates the old game was way better now the dad trips every 2 seconds
love this game its funny, weird, make new friends, and fun achievements to earn
i love it dearly its quite like my childhood trying to kms all the time...
this a really fun game but i have no friends to play with but it is still a fun single player game
you can do literally anything in this game, it never gets boring. honestly really fun to play with friends!!!!! ❤️
This game is really fun to play but when you want to play with your little siblings you think about pink strange thing.
Very bad server issues. Joining the game with friends is impossible.
i love it it funny and very sussy items
great game weird pyshics (in a good way) and crazy fun must play
its fun to dye as a baby that puts a fork in to a outlet
Its Fun To Roast Babies Alive.
Makes me want to put a baby in the microwave
10/10 would recommend
71 minutes... 71 minutes is all it too for me to hate this terrible awful game. So it put simply on to some standard as such terms this is not a or an enjyable time to play as much as the othe rgames that are present within or around my library known ont he platofrom that isi steam. I really did nto enouy this game as much as i should. i hate this game very much so, lots of big and small thoign s wrong wtih it so much swrong this game is about killing baboies and ti s is just horrible. downrithg horrible. i do not kil babaie ever. the daves sidngle from wendys is 7.89$ plus tax from door dash
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Evil Tortilla Games |
| Платформы | Windows, Mac |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 26.02.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 82% положительных (16127) |