Who's Your Daddy?!

Can't even play single player anymore? why is every game mode split screen or online?! this game used to be good. Not anymore, wish i could get a refund tbh

can sniif crack 1000/10

Its funny but i don't recommend Choking on balls it sounds VERY weird.

mostly just impressed that this even still exists, the original was really fun - gotta try the remake at some point, seems like they've made a lot of interesting expansions and changes!

I'm Jimmy
At one point I gave out gift cards
Making music and art and a bit of everything

I'm a real baby who stole their mama's tablet and now brainrotted so basically I was play this game every day because this is base of real life totally, - James

the game is og but the bugs and other shyt are diabolical.would give it recommended but they fucked it up

I got all the achievements. This game changed me as a person. I learned that its the small things in life that count, like eating 100 hotdogs for hotdog daddy, or waiting in hour long ques in classic mode to get 1 achievment, or even drinking 100 galons of bleach. I reccomend.

Good But Theres No Warning I eat Everything Like The Game

I love making babies put forks into power outlets and spin around in a washing machine so being able to do it in game without any repercussions is great (12 on my ah for ALLEGEDLY doing that irl)

Didn't really get to play. It just kept timing me out every time I loaded into a game.

I love games where you kill you and your dad, they're great, and it's why I love this game so much

game is alright but the amount of bug and glitches and the stuff you can sugarcoat is tragic

this game is really funny and there is a lot to explore :)

Found the "strange rubber object" when i was 11. first achievement i got. glad i didnt know what it was

It's one of those games you thought were fun when you first saw it 7 years ago in YouTube videos, but playing it yourself you then realise how janky and unfun it is. I hate the new artstyle, the more I tried to play the more I was thinking how only a kid would laugh its ass off. So then I decided to play the classic version I was familiar with, which I'm glad it's there as an option on the menu. To my shock the classic is buggy and broken. I don't know man, I played with a friend and we just were disappointed how boring and repetitive the game was.

became a brainrot game for baby youtubers.

Literally unplayable, some friends and I tried to play and there hasn't been a single game without one of us crashing, getting a black screen, or not being able to use all the commands. This game has a huge potential so it's a shame that it looks like it's been coded by one of the protagonists and I'm not talking about the daddy.

Who’s Your Daddy? is funny for about 10 minutes until the janky controls, repetitive gameplay, and broken physics suck the fun out. The chaos is there, but the novelty wears off fast, leaving you with a buggy mess rather than a real game.

More frustrating than actual babysitting.

I wish I would've refunded the game, it sucks.
The game is really buggy, it has little to no gamemodes available, it's only fun to watch it on youtube, it's been on development for many years and has no content at all, it's only fun for 20 minutes or less before you are bored of doing the same things again and again or before you've seen all of the content that this game has to give
0/10

Used to be fun, kinda brain rot feely nowadays. Too easy to win as baby and just not FUN. That's my thoughts at least.

Game used to be clunky as part of its charm now they have added too much without optimizing anything and it made the game practically unplayable fire never goes out even when you die as the daddy babies can constantly jump into the sky and hit the upper invisible wall daddies sometimes fall and can never get back up if you pick up a dead baby you cannot do anything else anymore pressing drop or eat or switching to another item does nothing so your locked with nothing to do but run around. The game is now a buggy mess and they keep adding new skins and new maps without fixing existing issues.

Super easy to win as baby. It's busted as hell and rigged for the dad.
Lobbies dead.
The new game modes suck in my opinion.
Fun to play with your friends if there is multiple babies and dads.

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Lots of bugs including the achievements being bugged. Also there are multiplayer achievements that are impossible to get now. Just avoid the game it's not worth the headache.

First I was a baby I ate many non good foods I died then I drowned then I got hit by a car also stuck under the car then I was dad my job was driving a school bus this was after school I drove the school bus into On coming traffic my bus exploded I was shot up into the air I landed on the roof of the school I am now into many small pieces then toxic waste was dropped onto me then I turned into king kong I drove my fist into the earth I hit the core exploding it then I flew into the sun causing a supernova THE END I am currently talking to AILENS on kepler-22b!

its a bad game, even though its meant to be janky, they still managed to make it unplayable

rly funny game and good game but too much bugs pls fix it but i recomend it

i like this game its just too buggy and i cant play it

it is not fun when you loose the ability to do anythign which happens in almost all the games to atleast one person

Cant connect to the sever and when people on the discord asked about the same problem they said to change internet providers which i aint doing for a 10 year old game

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I REALLY like the game, but my family doesn't allow me to play. because they think it is a game about a dad
hitting his babby's butt.

Trash game, gets boring very quickly.

You can flush yourself down the toilet.Enough said,10/10 for SURE.

This game is so funny but how do you get to the rocket

I love this game because it lets me act upon all of my wildest dreams as a grown adult.

38/10 I can't read

its a hgood game just very hard to get in severs feels a bit lifeless

to glitchy and it is so frustrating when i get stuck in places

I saw a video about this game a few years ago. It is not worth the hype

I love how funny and chaotic this game is! its a perfect game to play with friends mostly with the custom lobby's. my biggest problem is that you need a at least above average computer to play or it will be laggy.

funny silly game, but the novelty wears off fast with bad controls and imbalanced gameplay.

this game sucks dickhole and asshole and all the holes on the human body.

i thought my crisis in real life with my babies dying was not my fault, but it looks like maybe i was wrong.

i was playing whos your daddy and i was turkey daddy and i was trying to moe the grass but it does not cut its a bug

Who’s Your Daddy is a game I feel like I’ve been waiting for my entire life.

Picture this: a smoky boardroom, lifeless executives shuffling through tired proposals. One man, Steve, breaks the silence:
“It’s a game about killing babies. It came to me after I killed my baby. It was more fun than it sounds.”
The boss stares, presses the intercom, and says: “Gladys…call in the Wolf.”

Yes, that’s how I imagine this game’s concept was born—because there’s no way this got greenlit through conventional means. The actual premise? You play as either a baby trying to kill itself or a daddy trying to stop the baby. It’s as absurd as it sounds—and somehow, I wanted to play it.

But here’s the catch: this isn’t a beta. It’s version 1.4.5, and yet, it feels like a relic from the 90s. Before diving into the faults, let’s talk gameplay.

As the baby, you crawl around looking for ways to die—eating batteries, drinking bleach, drowning in a pool, or even setting yourself on fire. As the daddy, your only goal is to stop the baby from offing itself. But with atrocious controls and UI, you’re fighting a losing battle. Babies are small, fast, and suicidal, while daddies have only one defense: moving objects out of reach. Unfortunately, nothing you do feels impactful, and the gameplay imbalances make it nearly impossible to "win" as daddy.

The game’s visuals are a disaster. Graphics resemble early 3D experiments, the physics are broken, and clipping issues abound. Customization is laughable—yes, you can put a top hat on your baby, but you’ll still spend most of the game staring at the back of its eyeballs due to terrible camera placement.

Oddly enough, the game might make more sense if actual babies were at the controls. Babies are dumb. They’re not going to sprint out of a crib and fire up a Weber grill—they’d just sit there drooling on themselves. Instead, the game assumes they’re little geniuses capable of solving complex puzzles to ensure their own demise.

Matching with players only adds to the chaos. Searching for a specific role takes forever, and when you finally connect, you’re left with interactions like this gem:

VorTeK_TacTiK: Follow me.
Me: Is there even a daddy?
VorTeK_TacTiK: Nope.
Me: Isn’t that the point?

This exchange sums up what’s wrong here. Players don’t seem to care about anything except finding the fastest route to baby-suicide glory. The game is chaos, and not in a good way.

That said, I’ll begrudgingly admit it’s kind of fun. The ridiculous premise and absurd gameplay can be entertaining if you’re in the right mood (or drunk) and playing with friends. Recent updates added other game modes, which offer some variety. It’s original, sure—but originality alone doesn’t save it from being a hot mess.

Final Verdict: Who’s Your Daddy is unpolished, frustrating, and often nonsensical. Its premise may be bold, but the execution is severely lacking in quality and sophistication. Still, if you’re looking for a bizarre, low-effort game to laugh at with friends, it might scratch that itch. Just don’t expect anything more.

NOT RECOMMENDED—but kind of.

very fun game, but only witrh friends

it is so fun iv had it for one day and it is so much fun

Fun game to spend a bit of spare time playing, especially when playing around with a friend or two. Hopefully the updates keep on coming and the lore expands.


baby trying to be a bodybuilder until it's untimely death
(I put on an extra plate afterwards so it looked like the baby was lifting heavy)

Its a cool game with a good concept of either being a parent trying to keep a baby alive, or being a baby doing whatever your heart desires.