Who's Your Daddy?!

Honestly a terrible optimize game. Wish i could refund time.

vibrators and suicide bombing.

peak

This game is amazingly comical and great with friends so i reccomend cause its crazy and stupid

Nice game, its chaotic
(IF YOU DON'T LIKE CHAOS DON'T BUY...)

So broken. after like 10 years of full support, it is still somehow complete and utter jank.

its fun you can do whatever you want break things fly around withe the cat, dog and baby car

Wow Do not kill Baby in Real Life Hahahaha Im So Funny and I love Graverl\

And Car

And

Dale

its just awesome and they update on a good schedule.
i would totally recommend it.

Great game to play with friends! Really funny and hilarious at the same time. There's lot of bugs/glitches wich make the game better

Fun game with friends they've added a bunch of new stuff too since the original game

the game seems like it's on a worse state than it was about 3 years ago. We decided to revisit it for mother's day and there's a lot of ways to soft lock not only yourself, but others in this game. I'm not really sure how a game got worse as time went on but here we are.

2/10 - Baby Shit Everywhere...

If there wasn't so many irritating bugs, then maby it could have been a better experience

My dad used to beat me as a child and this game brings me bad memories and traumas

Review for Who's Your Daddy?!
🕹️ Playtime: 3+ hours
👍 Rating: Mostly Positive

"A wildly inappropriate, chaotic, and hilarious multiplayer experience—parenting has never been this deadly!"

Who’s Your Daddy?! is an outrageous 1v1 multiplayer game where one player is the clueless dad trying to keep his baby alive, and the other is the baby doing everything possible to die in the most ridiculous ways. Yes, it’s as absurd as it sounds—and that’s exactly why it’s so entertaining.

The gameplay is pure chaos. From drinking cleaning supplies to sticking forks in sockets, the baby has an entire house of dangerous fun to explore, while the dad scrambles around trying to baby-proof everything. The graphics are goofy, the physics are broken (on purpose), and the laughs are guaranteed—especially with friends.

Pros:

Hilariously chaotic concept

Great for quick, laugh-filled sessions with friends

Plenty of silly interactions and crazy physics

Regular updates and new content

Surprisingly strategic when played seriously

Cons:

Can get repetitive without new content

Not much fun solo—needs friends for the full experience

Still a bit buggy and janky (which is part of the charm, but not for everyone)

If you're in the mood for a ridiculous, unpredictable, and completely unserious multiplayer game, Who's Your Daddy?! is pure meme-fueled madness. 👶⚡🍼

buggy ahh game, I would've rather play this back when it came out. looked more cooler and better

This game has gotten worse over time I think. I used to like it in the past but they just added to much where the core mechanic of a father protecting their kid and the kid trying to kill themselves just isn't fun anymore.

funny concept, but very unfriendly to new players. horribly broken and unbalanced (somehow in both directions). not sure how it got so many good reviews, it's borderline unplayable.

babies die in seconds, and there are way too many items. if you're looking for a funny game to play with friends, play something different.

This game is super fun you can flood the house you can eat glass and explode yourself i would recommend this game

Definitely one of the best games to play with friends on steam but can be a bit boring if you play constantly 3h+. Playing as daddy can be a bit boring due to how many ways the baby can die also.

This game is very funny and I liking it very muchings. Very reccomendations!

Fun with friends

This game is one of those cheap, stupid games that is just very fun with friends. The best part about this game is how many fun and creative ways there are to kill your child, and it’s a great way to learn how to kill yourself from a young age. You can cook your kid, beat them to death, throw them in front of a car, and really do whatever your sick mind can think of.

You should probably try to win and actually save your kid, but that part is overrated. As the kid, you can drink something you don’t even know what it is, eat way too much, take a ride in the washing machine, or drown. The opportunities are endless unless you plan on leaving the street. I guess that car was a great purchase since he hasn’t been seen using it since 2015.

10/10 would kill my child again.

its good all right also subscribe to thinknoodles and use star code noodles in roblox

funny game. you can goof off with your friends on this game for quite some time. this game is super silly lol

Yes It Is Very Nice And Funny

Me and my dad would play this and we had lots of fun and laughs

This was the most inspiring game I've ever played. Misleading title though 😭

If you like torturing your child. This is the game!! i like men and women not just loopy ones

Hilarious game to play with friends.

Fucking Shit Game like OMG i fucking hate it so so much I dont understand what to do and its literally about killing a child like what the fuck

i turned my baby into a milkshake 10/10 would recommend

i love it its so fun and funny also challenging easy to pick up and play if you just want a game to play just to laugh and take a break from life this is the game!

ONE OF THE BEST GAMES EVER! A little glitchy though, BUT I DON'T CARE!!!!!! :D

worst parenting tutorial ever won't do it again but a good game

Jank. Trash. Server dodo. No bueno. Hate this. Yucky.

this game is sooo good i have played 4.8 hour on 25 march 2025 and i really enjoyed playing all the gamemodes and if you want the old one you can play the old one the classic.
grapchis:9.5/10
gameplay:10/10
fun:10/10 (with friends)
gamemodes:10/10
classic whos your daddy:9.5/10 (i saw experience some glitches but its very rare)
overall rating:9.8/10

Can't even play single player anymore? why is every game mode split screen or online?! this game used to be good. Not anymore, wish i could get a refund tbh

funny and fun

GREAT this helps parents learn to keep there babiess safe

can sniif crack 1000/10

Its funny but i don't recommend Choking on balls it sounds VERY weird.

iz fine. Good game for friends tho.

mostly just impressed that this even still exists, the original was really fun - gotta try the remake at some point, seems like they've made a lot of interesting expansions and changes!

very fun would recommend to others.

its fun and halareyies me and my bro played half the night

I'm Jimmy
At one point I gave out gift cards
Making music and art and a bit of everything

I'm a real baby who stole their mama's tablet and now brainrotted so basically I was play this game every day because this is base of real life totally, - James

the game is og but the bugs and other shyt are diabolical.would give it recommended but they fucked it up

I got all the achievements. This game changed me as a person. I learned that its the small things in life that count, like eating 100 hotdogs for hotdog daddy, or waiting in hour long ques in classic mode to get 1 achievment, or even drinking 100 galons of bleach. I reccomend.