Разработчик: Snkl Studio
Описание
Credits: This game was created using Clickteam Fusion 2.5! Music by Neocoda.
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
Minimum:
- OS *: Windows XP, Vista, 7,8,10
- Processor: 2.0 GHz CPU Dual Core
- Memory: 1024 MB RAM
- Graphics: 512 MB
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 100 MB available space
Recommended:
- OS *: Windows 7,8,10
- Processor: Core i3 or higher
- Memory: 2048 MB RAM
- Graphics: 1 GB
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 100 MB available space
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Bang Bang Fruit – A Wolf’s Howl of Discontent
Author: Kiba Snowpaw, Alpha Male of the Ice Wolf Clan, an adventurer from the frozen realm of HowlStrom. With over 5000 games observed and countless played, this frosty critter has some strong opinions about this so-called "game."
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Introduction
Greetings, my fellow travelers of pixels and polygons. Today, we delve into the icy depths of regret with Bang Bang Fruit, a game so bland it could put an ice elemental to sleep. My frosty claws are poised to claw apart every aspect of this disasterpiece while also giving it its due — if it has any. As an Alpha male with 37 years of ice magic experience, and a connoisseur of games far and wide, let me warn you upfront: this is a sled ride straight into mediocrity.
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Basic Plot Summary
Imagine this: you’re a pastry chef. Your mission? Shoot fruit from a cannon to land on cakes. No story, no stakes, no reason to care. It’s the gaming equivalent of staring at frost forming on a window: mesmerizing for a moment but utterly pointless.
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Originality
If originality were snowflakes, Bang Bang Fruit would be the puddle left behind after a spring thaw. The concept of shooting fruit onto cakes might sound quirky, but it quickly melts into a repetitive, uninspired mess. It’s as if the developers slapped together a mobile game concept and lazily ported it to Steam without adding anything worthwhile.
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The Studio: SNKL Studio
Ah, SNKL Studio, the shadowy wolves behind this lackluster creation. Known for churning out budget games like a malfunctioning snow machine, they seem to have a knack for mediocrity. This title was created with Clickteam Fusion 2.5, a tool that’s better suited for hobbyists than professional studios. Compared to indies like Celeste or Hollow Knight, Bang Bang Fruit feels like a cheap knockoff toy in a treasure chest of gold.
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Analysis/Evaluation
Mechanics
This is where the ice really starts to crack. The core mechanic involves timing a cannon to shoot fruit at cakes. That’s it. There’s no depth, no skill curve, and no real reward. The physics are as unpredictable as a snowstorm, and the lack of precision makes the game more frustrating than fun. Let’s not even talk about the lack of a save feature. Yes, in 2024, a game exists where your progress isn’t saved. Restarting from scratch every time you exit? That’s colder than my home in HowlStrom.
Graphics
The visuals are pixel art, but not the good kind that evokes nostalgia. This is the kind that screams “placeholder assets.” The cakes and fruit look like they were doodled in MS Paint by a cub still learning to use a mouse.
Sound Design
The soundtrack is a three-second loop of generic elevator music that could drive even the most serene snow wolf to madness. The cannon’s sound effect is loud, abrasive, and downright unpleasant.
Gameplay Flow
The pacing is glacial. Levels drag on with no variation or escalation in challenge. You’re essentially playing the same level over and over with minor tweaks to obstacles.
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Character Development
Oh, you thought there were characters? Think again, my frosty friends. No protagonist, no antagonist, no quirky pastry chef with a tragic backstory. This is a game devoid of soul.
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Structure
The game is divided into levels, each one a slight variation of the last. There’s no sense of progression or accomplishment. You complete a level, get a meaningless achievement, and move on. Rinse and repeat until boredom sets in.
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Impact
Bang Bang Fruit leaves no lasting impression. It’s the kind of game you play for five minutes, realize you made a mistake, and uninstall faster than an ice shard melts in the sun. The trading cards and achievements might appeal to collectors, but even that feels like a cheap ploy to justify its existence.
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Praise and Critique
Praise:
• The game is cheap (often bundled for pennies).
• Achievements are easy to farm.
Critique:
• No save feature.
• Repetitive, uninspired gameplay.
• Poor graphics and sound.
• Frustrating mechanics with no payoff.
• Feels like an asset flip rather than a fully developed game.
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Personal Opinion
Enjoyment: About as enjoyable as being pelted with snowballs by a pack of unruly cubs.
Hatement: Immense. This game wasted my time, and I want it back.
Highlights: Easy trading cards.
Drawbacks: Everything else.
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Comparison
If you’re looking for a quirky indie game, try Untitled Goose Game or Katamari Damacy REROLL. Both are whimsical, engaging, and worth your time. Bang Bang Fruit doesn’t even belong in the same tundra.
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Conclusion
Bang Bang Fruit is a frostbitten attempt at a game. It’s shallow, repetitive, and ultimately pointless. While it might have a niche appeal for achievement hunters, it’s a hard pass for anyone seeking a fulfilling gaming experience. Save your coins and buy a hot drink instead.
Final Verdict: 1/10. Not even worth the frost it’s built on.
Время в игре: 16618 ч.
Куплено в Steam
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29.09.2024 15:39
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3/10
The ball legitimately doesn't follow gravity and it keeps going in whatever direction you shot or it stops abruptly upon landing. You have to hit the roof in almost all levels and the ball diagonally reaches the cake. This is so poorly made!
Время в игре: 13 ч.
Куплено в Steam
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26.07.2024 08:21
7
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Время в игре: 348 ч.
Куплено в Steam
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0
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Bang!
Время в игре: 5 ч.
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Дополнительная информация
Разработчик | Snkl Studio |
Платформы | Windows |
Ограничение возраста | Нет |
Дата релиза | 22.12.2024 |
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Обновлено: 14.12.2024 22:48
Жанры
Casual
Indie
Особенности
Single-player
Steam Achievements
Steam Trading Cards
Family Sharing