Разработчик: Diagrammet AB
Описание
Step into the city of Crash Valley and test the limits! Crash into buildings, people and dart boards, among many other things. Or perhaps you want to be the test dummy inside the car? We’ve got you covered, buddy!
You play as a crash test dummy. He’s endured years of pain and torture in the crash test dummy lab. But he has had enough! It’s time for revenge! Kick people in the face and bring destruction upon Crash Valley and its citizens. It’s up to you to bring glory back to you and your kind as an orange plastic piece of art - a Crash Test Dummy!
Key Features
- Super-premium-deluxe interactive Ragdoll simulation system.
- Play as a super good looking crash test dummy, orange and everything.
- Bugs in every piece of the game, but what does it matter when you're the best crash test dummy in the World?
- Drive different vehicles and other random objects, such as a toilet, shopping cart and a dumpster!
- Explore the wild and insane world of Crash Valley.
- Support the environment with ultra-digital wind turbines.
- Everything you can do ingame you can do in real life (if you’re a crash test dummy).
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows 7 64-bit
- Processor: Intel i3-2100 3.1GHz
- Memory: 4000 MB RAM
- Graphics: 1Gb DirectX 11 (AMD HD 6000 series GPU or equivalent)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 3000 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible
- Additional Notes: Caution! Needs dedicated GPU to run, will NOT work on a CPU with integrated GPU!
- OS: Windows 10 64-bit
- Processor: Intel i5-3570 3.4GHz
- Memory: 8000 MB RAM
- Graphics: 2Gb DirectX 11 (AMD HD 7800 series GPU or equivalent)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 3000 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible
- Additional Notes: Caution! Needs dedicated GPU to run, will NOT work on a CPU with integrated GPU!
Отзывы пользователей
Best game ever! Much like! Much wow! I rage it 9/11!
if you want a pass time game this is for you
im back with a laptop
WhipIash - Crash Valley is a casual simulation game by Diagrammet (AB) in which you play as a crash test dummy. As an 'orange plastic piece of art', you get to enjoy the 'Super-premium-deluxe interactive Ragdoll simulation system', drive multiple vehicles and interact with a variety of objects such as 'a toilet, shopping cart and a dumpster!' in this bizarre chaotic city.
From a technical perspective this doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.
The game never really caught on with the millions of gamers on Steam, with a very low peak player count close to launch, and then just a handful of players launching this game every couple of days. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 0 players. This is undoubtedly caused by factors such as those raised in this review. It's always helpful with buying decisions to consider how popular and successful the product is, and unfortunately while this did accumulate a few participation trophy reviews, overall, people just aren't using it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 100,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected.
The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts.
The products that result from asset flips aren't "real" games. They lack depth and content, because they're just simplistic copies of demos or tutorials. In this case, "WhipIash - Crash Valley" is just an asset pack including a series of "Crash Test Dummy" themed 3D low poly characters and assets used as the background for another copy + paste to spam onto Steam as a paid product, and doesn't have any merit as a proper, fully fledged PC game, so this copy+paste of it can't be recommended.
Asset flips don't involve any professional game development. Sure, sometimes they may change a few cosmetic things, swap out different assets etc, but at heart it's functionally identical to the asset they're ripping off.
Asset flips like this are harmful to the gaming industry and to Steam because they reduce the visibility that sincerely made indie games should have, and make it harder for gamers to find real games from genuine developers.
So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 100,000+ games on Steam?
WhipIash - Crash Valley has the almost comically optimistic (if it wasn't so sad) price of around $4 USD (American Dollars), it's not worth it given the defects and shortcomings with the product, especially considering the sheer number of completely free, much higher quality games on Steam.
Overall, it's impossible to recommend "Whiplash - Crash Valley".
not good
such whiplash
such crash valley
such ragdoll
40/9
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Diagrammet AB |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 01.02.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 46% положительных (180) |