My Summer Car

no just no stop it there is not reason for a game to be this f ing frustrating.

Spent Hours on building the car just to die in a brutal crash 5 minutes later. Worth it

Game mechanics are terrible. Went for my fifth attempt at restarting to build the starter car however it flipped upside down and the fender ended up on the roof when i was installing the front bar. Feel free to play if you enjoy being irritated by easily avoidable game mechanic bugs.

fun car building and some funny stuff along the way

the is the only game where you can piss on your grandma, build a engine off a tut you find on youtube, build a car, run it, watch it explode, then download a save file and drink and drive.

in the beginning when i first started to build the satsuma i wanted to shoot myself 38 times in the chest 87 times in the head and 13 times in the foot, and dont even get me started on mortal difficulty.

overall 9/11 game

Stupid bike, the trailer wasn't lying. If you enjoy difficult games you won't enjoy this one, because you don't know what "difficult" even is. Yes I know you, I know you personally, I know everyone because it's me, JEzuz Kris I am the all seeing all slaying, all gaming, God of you and your mother. I didn't enjoy the game cuz I drove to the convene only to find out that you can't hang your grocery bag on the handle bar. Feeling defeated I tried to borrow a desplay car that was standing about a couple of kilometers away and I couldn't start it. Out of frustration I wanted to start world war 4, I can see the future and the 3rd one doesn't end humanity, but I stopped myself, because this is just a silly game.

(TLDR) The games alright, charming I recommend it if you want a game that doesn't bombard you with dopamine hits until they go numb and you question why I'm even playing this. Didn't interact with the actual car building, but looks legit, filled with micro inconveniences, cozy game.

i hate this game but im addicted buy it if you want to spend hours building a car and then having it break two seconds later

First save:
I try to build satsuma
go take bike to get parts for satsuma
drink beer
drink beer
crash into a tree and die
leave the game

Second save:
drink beer
drink beer
drink beer
drink beer
pretty much the same

Third save:
Build the satsuma
happy
it doesnt work
leave the game

FOURTH SAVE!!!!
try build the car
omw to grab parts for car
call my cousin
he drives me straight into a train
die
the car doesnt run
still doesnt run
IT RUNS
IT RUNS

Game is goated, i played 50 min. In those 50 mins i tried to get money cheats
10/10 game, would recomend

My first 3 hours if playtime:

-Boot up game
-Name myself dingleberry mcligma
-Walk outside of my house to see my car has been left on blocks
-Open my garage to see a mess of parts
-Drink beer
-Find booze in woodshed
-Drink booze
-Wake up in a green Fiat
-Die
-New save
-New name is Gamble RentMoney
-Walk outside
-Try to put together car
-Die of hunger
-new save
-name is sausage sausage
-look up guide
-put together car
-doesnt start


10/10 game would recommend to anyone who finds pain fun

the game's frustrating mechanics are good because they force me to learn Finnish swear words just so i can shout them at my monitor while tweaking out about piston #3 flying across the border of Sweden

Holy this game is long but it is so much fun with a buddy to help you. (game isnt multiplayer but having a bud online helping you is great!)

Someone decided to make a semi realistic mechanic and racing simulator into a hardcore survival game with permadeath. Don't ask me why, ask them. also beer and Finland.

got confused and died - watched a video then figured it out - died - did it again and got the car running - crashed and died - did it all again - died of hunger

this is a look into an alternate universe where i was never given unrestricted internet access

I went into the sauna to lower my stress but couldn't figure out how it worked and went back to putting the motor together, got it put together for the most part and then took it outside and saw that my house was on fire, I then rushed inside to save the game real quick and now I don't know where to go from there. Great game 10/10

It's a neat little mechanic simulator and racing game, with a special charm of its own. It's kinda clunky tho, and difficult to pick up. Even basic tasks are a bit of a chore, but I feel like that was intentional. All in all a good game that's easy to learn but difficult to master.

I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!! Unfortunately, I cant recommend it. It just has some weird underlying issue. both of my plays have been killed by random bugs. force feedback stops working, things don't save where they were at, just to many small issues to mention but the devs wanna say its finished. if this were a triple A title its currently in release condition but this is a joke for a game that was pre access as long as it was

Best game ever. The best part of the game play was drunk driving and pissing on people

very good rally makes me want to jump off a bridge along with every other aspect of the game but very good

Most difficult game I've played because of the realism. Would be nice to see a car building tutorial but meh

I bought My Summer Car thinking I’d get a relaxing car-building sim. What I got was a beer-fueled nightmare about Finnish backroads, existential dread, and explosive urination.

First off, the game starts by just dumping you in your house with no pants, no clue, and a fridge full of sausage tubes. You’re told to build a car. But instead of clear steps, the game hands you 700 random bolts, a mosquito symphony, and the soothing voice of Satan whispering, “Good luck, loser.”

The “car” is actually a haunted IKEA puzzle. Put one bolt in wrong and the whole vehicle transforms into a flaming coffin of doom that swerves directly into a lake. Ask me how I know. Go ahead.

Oh, and your bodily functions? They are fully simulated. You will poop. You will pee. You will die if you don’t shower after using the toilet because this is a world with rules, and most of them hate you.

The driving? Horrifying. The roads are made of slippery disappointment, and the other drivers seem to be ghosts reenacting Mad Max. I once got t-boned by a van full of groceries while trying to mail a letter. The mailbox laughed.

Also, there’s a demon in a blue van that appears randomly and ruins your life. His name is Rally Satan. I have no proof. I just know.

Final score: 2 sausages stapled to a steering wheel and one haunted outhouse out of 10.
My Summer Car is like being trapped in a mechanic’s fever dream while slowly turning into a forest goblin. I haven’t built the car. I’ve just learned to scream into the sauna and accept my fate.

You build car for 2 hours.
Then you test drive it.
It blows up after you but on the second gear.

10/10 game recommended!!!

Got the game
found a bear case
Inhaled a healthy 20 bears

spent 2 weeks watching tutorials in how to build the satsuma
Made a car thats runs on a chicken wire and drove it into oncoming traffic

10/10 Amazing game

spent 24 irl hours building this car just for 13.5 min later to blow 3 holes in the block....
great game 10/10

Fun and makes me go insane because it can. Just know everything will and can happen in this game!

- New permadeath game

- Go to store with tractor

- Buy beer, sausages and stuff for satsuma

- Drive home

- Fix satsuma

- Drive satsuma, heading to city

- Cousin, with no regard to his or others' safety, collides with you going 100 kph

- You die, beer cases fly everywhere, satsuma disassembles itself

- New permadeath game

- Profit

If you are looking for a tough challenging game. This is the game for you . There is tons of mods out for it to make it easier if you don't want much of a challenge.

Great Game, it isn't being worked o anymore but it is still a great game for mechanically minded people like you or me

~just my opinion~
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Before this game I was happy, extroverted, funny, good looking and I actually pulled, after playing this I got arrested for drunk driving and public exposure for going to a Sauna naked, 10/10 Finish experience, would do again...

i build the car.then i crashed it in a tree at 100km/h and it cauth fire.10/10 game

got drunk, pissed in my mouth, binned a datsun 1b into a ditch, stole a bloke's watch then starved to death.
10/10 best game ever.

spend 2 hours fixxing the car
drive it for 1 minute
crash
car is no no longer starting
10/10 recommend it

This a very awesome game for the price of 14.99 Euro. Very hard to get bored. Very fun i love this game more than any other. Will get bugy tho

Still have no idea what I'm doing but for some reason i'm still having fun with the struggle. I die a lot, and I smoke even more. Standing in the shower, drinking a shower beer and smoking a shower cig hits different when you just spent the entire day not knowing where the negative ground is for the battery.

Amazing game, would recommend for anyone who hates their free time.

I now have the stress of owning an unreliable piece of machinery without actually owning it, 10/10 must play.

Смотрю на машину, машина на меня, понимаю... Что лучше фургона дяди нету.
10/10

1.spawned
2.drank a beer
3.saw the parts for the car scattered in the garaje
4.uninstalling the game.................GOOD GAME

I was addicted from the first time I got the satsuma to run. I so far have only been using keyboard and controller, I'm currently saving up for a wheel, I just want to say that is game is still a ton of fun so far without a wheel so if you're waiting to play or on the fence because of how many streamers play the game with a wheel don't be, if you like cars get the game worry about a wheel if you like the game and decide you want to win the rally.(it's really hard to drive on the dirt road at top speed without crashing that's why I'm saving for a wheel it's hard but not impossible so wheel is completely optional I just want one now because of this game :) )

tldr: best car game ever there are no words to describe the highs and lows you will go through. it's great have fun.

this game is amazing. plan to restart alot until you get it figured.

Spent almost 20 hours building the car
The engine blew up on the road
Almost died cause of my drunk cousin
Then got home and played this game
10/10 would recommend getting this game

This game is not very fun but its a game about life and that is a good thing

I always come back to this game every once in a while, and every time I do I end up enjoying it more and more. This game literally writes itself when it comes to the crazy shit that can happen.

[quote]My Summer Car isn’t about building a car.
It’s about slowly losing your mind in the Finnish countryside.

You spend 8 hours assembling an engine with the precision of a neurosurgeon.
You torque every bolt to spec.
You align the timing, install the wiring, slap on the carb, mount the whole drivetrain…

And it doesn’t start.

Why?
Because you forgot one tiny bolt on the flywheel in 1998.

So you rip it all apart again, screaming like a caveman, fueled by instant coffee, sausage, and pure hatred.

Meanwhile, your urine meter is full, your stress meter is flashing red, and your uncle is drunk-dialing you for the 15th time.

This game doesn’t hold your hand. It grabs you by the throat, throws you into a ditch, and yells “PERKELE” while your van catches fire.

My Summer Car teaches discipline, failure, and the power of the 10mm socket.
If you finish the car, you don’t celebrate.
You panic, because now you have to drive it.
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Satsuma Build Log:

[ ] Drop bolt under the car, cry for 10 minutes
[ ] Install parts in the wrong order and disassemble half the engine
[ ] Forget fuel line, wonder why it won’t start
[ ] Torque one bolt too hard, it breaks, restart entire process
[ ] Accidentally save with wrong part installed
[ ] Get car running... forget brakes
[ ] Flip car 5 minutes later anyway


this game changed my life I went to this game knowing nothing about cars and came a full time mechanic. This is the best game that has ever been in the steam library

Pretty unforgiving game. I know almost nothing about cars, so tutorials were a must while building the car, as well as some other tasks in the game. Lot's of save scumming done.

Kalajoo ja makkarroo

Spent 36 hours assebling the car, delivering ads for teimo, taking food to grandma, chopping and selling firewood, saving money for food, new car parts and tools and driving back and forth from teimo's just to fall into a fucking septic tank and die, losing all my progress. 10/10 Best game i've ever played

i thought this was gonna be the best game ive ever played but no because i can never start the goddamn tractor and the boat goes slower than a snail and the nearest bus stop is like 10 miles away pls make it more begginer friendly