
Разработчик: Vile Monarch
Описание
CHECK OUT VILE MONARCH'S NEWEST GAME NOW!
About the Game
The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!
Game Features:
- Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
- Real-Life Friends Mode: Belliger your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
- Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
- 11 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult components”
- Legendary Potty Mouthed Unlockable Heroes: Lay down some verbal carnage and unlock renowned potty mouthed special guest fighters, including Shadow Warrior's Lo Wang, Serious Sam, the infamous Postal Dude.
- 4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
- Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows XP or Later
- Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 100 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
Mac
- OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or Later
- Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
- Storage: 100 MB available space
Linux
- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
- Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
- Storage: 100 MB available space
Отзывы пользователей
Called someones mother gay.
Why does nobody know about this game nowadays? The game is perfect for car rides if you have it on phone (It's not on android so I just yk what) and the games a blast. Bought the game on pc and its still fun to play. Tons of possibilities for insults and tons of fun to be had. Please bring this game back from the dead so I can play online multiplayer with strangers lol
i love it...A L O T
innit
Average british disagreement
Oh... Sir! The Insult Simulator is an absolutely hilarious game which revolves around hurling insults at your opponent to damage their pride.
But there's a lot more strategy than just spitting vulgarities at your adversary! You have to constantly be on the lookout for phrases which your foe is sensitive to (e.g. Mr J. Shufflebottom is insecure about his fashion; "...your sense of style..."), while also being on-guard of your own vulnerabilities and snapping them up before your rival. In addition, you can use one topic ("your father" for example) consecutively over multiple insults to get a COMBO which has its own bonus damage. On top of that, insults can be RUDE, especially if a special ending ("...and you can't deny it!") is used. You also have your own personal hand (the teacup) to draw insults from, which often can be one specific to your character, along with phrases pertinent to the topic at hand ("a dead parrot") giving a bonus if used right. You can also use a "(...)" which allows you to bring your insult into the next turn... however you run the risk of losing it if you take too much damage!!
All of these mechanics can be chained together to create the ultimate insult, and overall this game is a blast... especially when played with friends (either locally or online). The singleplayer mode is... a bit of a RNG-fest but isn't too much to complain about. Additionally, Oh... Sir runs on just about anything, so this is an enjoyable game for everyone across the walks of hardware specs.
For $1.99 at the time of this review? Absolutely worth it!
It's funny, and I love how everyone's kind of a jerk, so you don't feel so bad about insulting them.
A fun game with an interesting visual style.
The gameplay somewhat reminded me of the sword duels from Monkey Island. While the mechanics are different, the core idea is similar.
Unfortunately, the game gets boring quickly because there aren’t that many words, and creating elaborate insults rarely works out.
Still, if you grab it at a steep discount, it can keep you entertained for a couple of hours.
Runs well on the Deck.
You are afraid of my minigun
i personally really loved this game when playing alone, but when i tried to play with my friends they had trouble understanding the concept.
someone said my mother was my sister :( i had to go to therapy. i am now suing good shepherd entertainment
yeeeeeeee meeeerrr
super boring
I got called a stinky ugly old grandma and it did 2 damage but if i get called an old clock thats chiming thats insta death. lmao (7/10)
this was peak back in 2017-2016; i dont remember
ps your mom should've been added as an insult for this game lol.
Meh...
"Your sister will always be alone and was born in your son, oh God, who writes this stuff?!"
Funny ash game, if you play you will be a hamster
I love gaslighting the british
Frustrating RNG achievements. Not worth your time.
only bought this because of the POSTAL DUDE crossover but the whole game is GOATED
Good game
I love telling my friend his house is in love with his mother and his dad topay looks like this dead body and smell of elderberry, and that how the cookie crumbles.
bom jogo pra jogar de madrugada
Your mom is a muppet, and will soon kick the bucket! - Morgan Freeman.
Your 👉🅱 father 👨😡 and your 👉👶🏼🚀 wife 👩 will reincarnate 🧚✨ as a pigeon 🕊 and will disembowel 👈👉 you 👈 and the nazis 🙅 smell 👃 of Krotchy the Giant 💪💦 Scrotum 💉 and your 👉 mother 👵👵🏻👵🏼 is worthless 🛍 and your 👉 son 👦🏻 died ☠ because of your 👈 sister 💁📱 and your 👉 mother 👵 is gonna 👉 burst 💦🍆 with piss 💦 and your 👈 sister 💁📱 secretly 🤐 adores 💘 elderberries and your 👉 son 👦 dances 1⃣💃🏿 like 😄 your 👉 mother 👩 and you 👈 died 😵 because of a lumberjack 😍👨🏻🌲 and your 👈🤡 sense 💰 of style 😎 looks 👀 like 👍🍃 your 👉🏠🍕 favorite 😍 Bond 💦😘😤 actor 🎭 and your 👉🏿 son 👨🏻👦🏻 found 🔍 a new 🆕 application 📄 for a cat's 🐈🐱 butt 🍑💦 and your 👉 wife 👩 will disembowel 👈👉 you 👈🕛 and your 👉 husband 💦 has a steaming 💦 romp 👖 with Krotchy the Giant 💪💦 Scrotum 🍆 and your 👉 son 👦❔ died 😵 because of your 👉 sins 😛🤬😈 and your 👉 country 🇺🇸 is feeling 😁 a little 👶 psychotic 👷 this morning 🌅☕🌄 and your 👈 mother 👩 dances 💃 like 💖 some bloody 💉 minger and your 👉 sins 👿 don't ❌ like 😄 your 👉 father 👨🏻 and your 👉👐 wife 👰🏻 dances 💃🕺 like 💖 your 👉 mother 👩😏 and a frightened 😭😲 schoolboy has a steaming 👵 romp 👖 with Kebab 🍢 Made 👆👑 of Your 👉 Mother 👪 and you 👉 pissed 😥 on 🔛 your 👉 math ➕➖✖ teacher 👩🏫 and your 😋💲👉 mother 👩 doesn't like 💖 your 👉 father 👨🏽 and your 👉 sins 😈 will disembowel 👈👉 a hamster 🐹 and your 👉 father 😤👨 admires 😍 pictures 📸 of Kebab 🍢 Made 👉 of Your 👉 Mother 👩 and your 👉 hat 🤠 was the meaning 😏 of life 💓 which seemed 🚹🚤 intuitive 👁 in design 😋 docs 🚑!
This game smells of your math teacher and is silly and a muppet must be fun at parties, yeah baby!
yessir!
this conversation is dull and ugly and had a steaming romp with the royal family and still uses windows vista and doesn't own a color telly and your mother and your father and your wife bother me, innit?
gets very repetitive very quickly
Absolutely based. I love insulting my friends <3
best weather app ever
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Дополнительная информация
Разработчик | Vile Monarch |
Платформы | Windows, Mac, Linux |
Ограничение возраста | Нет |
Дата релиза | 28.02.2025 |
Metacritic | 64 |
Отзывы пользователей | 91% положительных (2663) |