Разработчик: Lee Davidson
Описание
Beerman
About the Game
Take charge of the caped deliverer and help Boston's finest foil The Society Of The Ninthover land, sea and air!
Beerman the computer game is a tale of a reluctant city superhero.
Fresh back from Hollywood Beerman must face the evil Society Of The Ninth who've declared war on Boston and are intent on addicting it’s citizens to a new and horrible drug before exporting it across the rest of America.
Team up with Boston PD and save the city’s hotel’s, streets and shores from the Society as they wage war in dastardly machines intent on braking Boston!
Beerman story
It all started in the 1980's when Beerman was in Hollywood. Back then there was lots
of work for Beerman as they made lots of films about superhero's but they were all frauds...
think about it, if your a superhero you don't have time to make movies so all these caped
charlatans were just that but they did need someone to do the flying bit in films and since
crime had been cleared away in Boston after prohibition ended Beerman was out of work
so why not!
So what went wrong? Well the nineties arrived and Hollywood didn't need real actors
anymore or superheros and Beerman was looking at the breadline again until an urgent
call from home...
The Society Of The Ninth had declared war on alcohol and based their operations in Boston!
Yep the good people of Boston were facing prohibition again! Who were they gonna call?...
No not them their frauds too...
They called Boston's greatest hero...Beerman!
The Society of the Ninth Cheek story
After making his fortune in Mexico selling powdered snacks Fatula came under pressure
as too many organizations were getting into the powdered snack game and so to find an
edge he started researching an addictive agent to make his powdered snacks better than
all the others and it was found!
MRG a super addictive additive they cooked up in a lab but in a fit of celebrating Fatula
had too many powdered snacks and fell into a vat of it.
Now a hopeless addict to fast food Fatula realized that Fat's Right and far from being
skinny, obesity was the key to happiness and anything that stood in the way of anyone's
appetite like beer and stopped them growing more cheeks than they could sit on had to go!
How else could anyone grow the fabled ninth cheek before heart failure if they're appetite
wasn't uninterrupted by alcohol!
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows 7 or newer
- Processor: 2 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo or AMD equivalent
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card with 1 GB memory
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX® compatible sound card
Отзывы пользователей
Beerman
Has a total of 8 trading cards.
Beerman is a badly and insincerely made "joke" game where you do some simple Adobe Flash tier gameplay with a beer themed superhero... the jokes are bad, the premise is bad, the delivery is bad. This is the kind of thing that I think is harmful to Steam in some ways because this insincere pollution takes up marketing space and visibility from sincerely developed amateur games. It gives indie devs a bad name.
From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.
While there are options to change the resolution for the game, all this does is scale up the simplistic 2D art assets used to make the game, which makes little or no difference to the graphics quality. Without any other substantial graphics tweaks, it's not possible for gamers to improve the lacklustre 2D visuals.
The game features somewhat lazy, simplistic "retro" looking 2D graphics, of the type you normally expect to see in low effort Flash/browser games and mobile apps. Considering this is being evaluated as a PC game, having the graphics phoned in like this isn't going to result in a high quality, visually impressive game that PC gamers are used to seeing.
The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts.
The very poor quality of this game puts it squarely on-par with ancient 1990's Flash/Java games, and given it's 2024 (and this was released not so far back in 2016), gamers and the industry expect and deserve better than this kind of low effort shovelware.
These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.
Reviewing SteamDB to check how popular this game was with players reveals a surprise... there's a very healthy spike in player counts for the game. But this only happened once, around the same time that trading cards were applied to the game... so this is just card idlers getting their cards and moving on. A closer look at the numbers shows the game just has a couple of players every week running up the game and idling it for cards, then deleting it. We must ask how it benefits gamers for there to be so many games like this, with no merit as a serious game, that only generate sales from people idling and selling the trading cards.
So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 100,000+ games on Steam?
Beerman is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 11,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product.
Note: Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, and if you removed the fake/joke reviews the game would have a markedly different review score, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.
I am 32 years old.
My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old.
When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing.
Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side.
With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.
After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like.
Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends.
Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together.
Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.
Thank you.
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best game please nominate 2023 goty awards pls pls pls
My life has changed thanks to Beerman. Thank you Beerman.
trash
I have seen the intro and that was enough for me. Not funny, sorry. Also, the name in the taskbar is "New Project", they did not bother to change that.
Beerman
10/10
This game is great, I really enjoy the moment-to-moment gameplay; it keeps me hooked and coming back for more!!! I hope a sequel is in development or at least some DownLoadable Content (DLC) at this current time.
My life was a wreck before I found Beerman. I cope with depression and Beerman helps me forget about it. I connect with Beerman on a spirtitual level. I'm so greatful for whoever gifted me this game because I would not be the way I am today. The voice acting is top notch. The characters feel like real people not like the robots that Mass Effect Andromena gave us. The gameplay is simple but addictive. With an amazing story, great characters, amazing voice acting, you should buy yourself a copy of Beerman to be changed like I was.
My life was a wreck before I found Beerman. I cope with depression and Beerman helps me forget about it. I connect with Beerman on a spirtitual level. I'm so greatful for whoever gifted me this game because I would not be the way I am today. The voice acting is top notch. The characters feel like real people not like the robots that Mass Effect Andromena gave us. The gameplay is simple but addictive. With an amazing story, great characters, amazing voice acting, you should buy yourself a copy of Beerman to be changed like I was.
THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, I CUMMED 5 TIMES
Thought this was HL3, I was sorely mistaken :(
Also it's not very good, quite terrible actually.
Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Lee Davidson |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 31.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 71% положительных (14) |