Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

4.5
Крайне положительные
271.00₽
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Разработчик: Landfall

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Описание

Возглавьте войско красных и синих болванчиков из древних времен, жутких миров и сказочных земель. Создавайте симуляции битв с самой неустойчивой физикой в мире.

Надоела сотня привычных болванчиков? Создавайте собственных в конструкторе юнитов.

Или отправьте своих болванчиков в бой против других игроков в онлайн-мультиплеере!

Features:
  • Кампании
  • Мультиплеер
  • Мастерская
  • Конструктор юнитов и фракций
  • Конструктор кампаний и битв
  • Режим песочницы
  • Вселение в юнита
  • Куча забавных юнитов

Поддерживаемые языки: english, french, italian, german, spanish - spain, japanese, simplified chinese, portuguese - portugal, russian

Системные требования

Windows

Минимальные:
  • 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
  • ОС *: Windows 7
  • Процессор: Intel Core i5-2400 @ 3.1 GHz or AMD FX-6300 @ 3.5 GHz or equivalent
  • Оперативная память: 8 GB ОЗУ
  • Видеокарта: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 670 or AMD R9 270 (2GB VRAM with Shader Model 5.0 or better)
  • DirectX: версии 10
  • Место на диске: 4 GB
  • Дополнительно: Only runs on 64 bit systems
Рекомендованные:
  • 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
  • ОС: Win 10
  • Процессор: Intel Core i7-4770 @ 3.4 GHz or AMD Ryzen 5 1600 @ 3.2 GHz or equivalent
  • Оперативная память: 8 GB ОЗУ
  • Видеокарта: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970 or AMD R9 290X (4GB VRAM with Shader Model 5.0 or better)
  • DirectX: версии 11
  • Место на диске: 6 GB
  • Дополнительно: Only runs on 64 bit systems

Mac

Минимальные:
  • ОС: macOS Mojave
  • Процессор: 2.3GHz dual-core Intel Core i5
  • Оперативная память: 8 GB ОЗУ
  • Видеокарта: Intel Iris Plus Graphics 640
  • Место на диске: 3 GB
  • Дополнительно: Mac book pro 2018 or later
Рекомендованные:
  • ОС: macOS Mojave
  • Процессор: 2.9GHz 6-core Intel Core i9
  • Оперативная память: 8 GB ОЗУ
  • Видеокарта: Radeon Pro 560X
  • Место на диске: 3 GB

Linux

Минимальные:
    Рекомендованные:

      Отзывы пользователей

      Рекомендую 03.04.2025 19:46
      0 0

      fun game
      the custom character menu is pretty good

      Время в игре: 1049 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 03.04.2025 14:54
      0 0

      The gameplay of a bunch of stupid wobbling people with guns and weapons of mass destruction is cool and funny at the same time.

      Время в игре: 710 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 03.04.2025 09:18
      0 0

      the game has a lot of unique characters and constant entertainment

      Время в игре: 6030 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 02.04.2025 09:18
      0 0

      Perfect game for creating battles! its good and i created the roman empire again, for sure get it!

      Время в игре: 209 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 02.04.2025 08:31
      0 1

      Totally accurate? CHECK!
      Has too many bugs? CHECK!
      Absolute peak? CHECK!

      If you want a TOTALLY accurate battle experience, tabs is the game for you. 10000/10 game

      Время в игре: 24745 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 31.03.2025 21:32
      3 0

      Super fun, super brutal in the silly way. Would always recommend a game from Landfall. Buy.

      Время в игре: 1763 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 31.03.2025 18:45
      0 0

      fantastic. down to the very last detail. for a cheap price, and only sacrificing 6 gb. this game is an absolute
      steal. Providing for hours upon hours of entertainment, this is truly a great game. Why? the answer: wobbly wobblers. The game has so much personality, watching the fighting happen, or even participating in it fells so real, and it's something i can't explain. The custom content is also very nice. being able to create units, maps, battles and campaigns, it truly is just so good.
      In short great game still good, even though it's definitely not new.

      Время в игре: 620 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 31.03.2025 03:42
      8 1

      I had pirated this game before buying the steam version and I played every day in the year on this game with an average of an hour a day

      ...I pirated the game in 2020 and bought it in 2025 early january for the purpose of mods

      the games fun

      Время в игре: 12920 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 30.03.2025 18:04
      0 0

      very very fun, been playing this for years now (before i had it on steam aswell) and it's really one of my favs

      Время в игре: 3491 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 30.03.2025 06:11
      4 1

      Watch funny ragdoll guys fight each other. It's hilarious, it's fun, the campaign really makes you think. I love it

      Время в игре: 1295 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 30.03.2025 03:13
      0 0

      Just a few hours in and this game is still entertaining me without making me bored. Thought it was already fun enough but it even has in-game mods you don't have to pay for. It also has hidden tools you can use in the DLC section FOR FREE.

      Время в игре: 292 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 30.03.2025 02:19
      1 0

      If you enjoy creating silly lil' guys, and or factions, this might be the game for you. 10/10.

      Время в игре: 458 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 28.03.2025 18:40
      0 0

      I love this game so much it almost totally gives me childhood memories and it makes me laugh so hard in this game.

      Время в игре: 11652 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 28.03.2025 17:51
      0 0

      TABS is a very fun time killer you can make your own fight or beat challenges so you should download it NOW!

      Время в игре: 652 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 28.03.2025 15:02
      0 1

      This game is like a history class, if history class was drunk and ran on ragdoll physics. 10/10, would watch a catapult yeet a halfling into oblivion again.

      Время в игре: 1371 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 28.03.2025 08:25
      0 0

      Halflings are the best, no questions asked

      Время в игре: 2788 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 28.03.2025 04:18
      0 0

      i love it cus its a good game and you can make mode or maps or anything well kinda

      Время в игре: 4038 ч. Куплено в Steam Получено бесплатно
      Рекомендую 17.03.2025 15:47
      16 0

      Have been following this game since it was just a bunch of red and blue unemployed dudes fighting it out in a large field. Really happy to see what it has evolved into over all these years. Really goofy, engaging, and fun, and the artstyle is a masterpiece by itself. 8/10, just because I am not too big of a fan of strategy games and also lost a bit of interest in it from the tedious grinding of platinum for this game.

      Время в игре: 3232 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 16.03.2025 20:04
      9 6

      this gets fun up until you find out you can make your own units, your own factions, and then you decide to add lore to your characters! (dont)

      Время в игре: 1055 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 15.03.2025 17:36
      0 0

      it is a very fun and replayable game also you can make your own units and battles that can other people play

      Время в игре: 4533 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 15.03.2025 17:22
      0 0

      Really good and realistic battle simulator if the characters were on drugs

      Время в игре: 2632 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 15.03.2025 06:51
      0 0

      A funny battle simulator that is worthwhile and enjoyable to the last. Lots of unit choices and interesting maps. The six campaigns and the ways to unlock them are pretty good although some of the levels can get a little repetitive. Workshop/modding community is neat and you can make your own units or maps or scenarios without much trouble.

      Время в игре: 735 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 13.03.2025 03:55
      0 0

      this game is fun and its good for stress reliving [ ;

      Время в игре: 1152 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 12.03.2025 21:03
      0 0

      Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a hilarious and chaotic strategy game where you create absurd battles using a variety of units, all powered by unpredictable ragdoll physics. Whether it's knights, mammoths, or futuristic warriors, every battle unfolds in the most ridiculous way possible!

      Gameplay Features
      Sandbox Mode – Create your own battles with hundreds of different units.
      Campaign Mode – Face off against AI-controlled armies with strategic challenges.
      Ragdoll Physics – Watch as your troops hilariously stumble, fall, and clash in unpredictable ways.
      Unit Customization – Design your own warriors with unique abilities.
      Multiplayer – Battle against other players in online or local matches.
      Performance
      With your RX 7800XT, Ryzen 7 5700X, and 32GB of RAM, TABS runs at 60+ FPS on max settings, even in large-scale battles with tons of units on screen. The game is well-optimized, ensuring smooth gameplay no matter how ridiculous the battlefield gets.

      Conclusion
      If you enjoy chaos, creativity, and wacky physics, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is an absolute blast. Whether you're making an army of chickens or watching samurai battle zombies, there's never a dull moment! 🐔🎯🔥

      Время в игре: 166 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 12.03.2025 00:06
      0 0

      It's a fun all around good strategy game not that much strategy but still on a fun level.

      Время в игре: 12915 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 11.03.2025 16:15
      0 0

      great sandbox game with a campaign where you can get really creative and have a great time

      Время в игре: 5104 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 10.03.2025 23:40
      0 0

      TABS was fun, but i simply did not realize how great the game would be with mods. Another win for open-minded devs.

      Время в игре: 380 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Не рекомендую 10.03.2025 15:59
      1 0

      While this game is fun, i do want to point out that they basically own Wings Interactive which was supposed to be for funding indie games but it was proven that they basically have exclusive control over Wings Interactive and once people found out and figured out that it was pretty weird for landfall to be in control of said company all trace of wings on the internet got removed except for screenshots and the like. Honestly if that hey just idk showed where they were moving the money to or done anything other then delete their media presence then bring it back later on blue sky while preemptively blocking anyone who would ask them questions about what happened all to avoid replying to what happened. Thats weird as hell and EXTREMELY suspicious

      Время в игре: 624 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 08.03.2025 17:40
      0 0

      very fun strategy based and goofy just a great game overall

      Время в игре: 364 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 08.03.2025 11:21
      0 0

      It's great! but there's a problem, if i look at my units there is this weird unit called "thanos" and I cannot even save my recent units. Please help me fix this bug.

      Время в игре: 3014 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 07.03.2025 23:49
      0 0

      best game EVER! great strategy game that has tone of this to explore and many secrets. I love this game and recommend it to everyone.

      Время в игре: 491 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 05.03.2025 02:29
      1 0

      this game is goated it has so much funny stuff and is not laggy at all and by the way my pc is alr so it can be played by any one check the game out only bad side is its 20 bucks

      Время в игре: 78 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 03.03.2025 19:52
      0 0

      it is amazing the unit creater is perfect map creater is hard on mac but still doable and the campain is hard but as i said still doable i like this game alot and you should play it one of my top 5 favirote games

      Время в игре: 737 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 02.03.2025 21:30
      0 0

      i mean you can play this games story mode thing and still have a lot of fun

      Время в игре: 797 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 01.03.2025 23:52
      0 0

      IT'S FUN AND is a good starter game for simulator players

      Время в игре: 498 ч. Куплено в Steam Получено бесплатно
      Рекомендую 27.02.2025 10:03
      0 0

      i would recommend this to other players because its a fun game to play when your bored and just want a simple gaming expirience

      Время в игре: 2325 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 26.02.2025 12:12
      0 0

      watching on delirious videos dam its good hard but good especially the custom unit only thing this game needed is mod support primaly thru steam only limits its has its content but its good enought to my free time

      Время в игре: 2149 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 25.02.2025 05:24
      0 0

      its funny that this is exactly how i do my war crimes. I dont know why my computer is crying and pleading for mercy tho.

      Время в игре: 625 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 24.02.2025 22:27
      0 0

      i like this game, heres a FULL list of why -

      1. fun
      2. funny ragdoll
      3. unit creation
      4. i can make tf2 guys in it!
      5. i can make whole ahh maps!

      Время в игре: 3369 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 23.02.2025 22:56
      0 0

      its very well and i have not seen any bugs. i did not need to spend anything and also it does not go too far with the computer space, graphic are not out of this world but they are still good

      Время в игре: 23926 ч. Куплено в Steam Получено бесплатно
      Не рекомендую 23.02.2025 06:22
      0 0

      silly lil goober game for a silly lil goober has campaign and has game👍 10/10

      Время в игре: 629 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 23.02.2025 05:56
      0 0

      Very good game. Buy now please. Very good better than Call of Duty.

      Время в игре: 5291 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 23.02.2025 04:18
      0 0

      Fun little sim, added a couple mods to mess around and its made the experience better. cool game to play when bored or wanna chill.

      Время в игре: 707 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 22.02.2025 21:48
      0 0

      i like it because i love war simulations but its also not very accrurate but funny, my units cant even climb the most normal hill but its still fun. i wish they could update the ai since it was kinda bad but otherwise would download 100 percent.

      Время в игре: 1842 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 21.02.2025 20:38
      0 0

      Really fun to watch these character fight. Gets difficult if you decide, just like me, to never possess a unit (Why didn't I think of it)

      Время в игре: 683 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 21.02.2025 19:52
      0 0

      really fun endless fights custom creator also it runs really smooth

      Время в игре: 6096 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 20.02.2025 22:12
      0 0

      The game is cool

      until I lost all my custom units and everything when I try to download a mod

      But still it was fun while it lasted

      Время в игре: 11938 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 20.02.2025 21:28
      0 0

      This is the best game ever, I would definitely recommend. It's super customizable and the mods are great.

      Время в игре: 85794 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 20.02.2025 20:47
      1 1


      ---{ Graphics }---
      ☐ You forget what reality is
      ☐ Beautiful
      ☐ Good
      ☑ Decent
      ☐ Bad
      ☐ Don‘t look too long at it
      ☐ MS-DOS

      ---{ Gameplay }---
      ☐ Very good
      ☐ Good
      ☑ It's just gameplay
      ☐ Mehh
      ☐ Watch paint dry instead
      ☐ Just don't

      ---{ Audio }---
      ☐ Eargasm
      ☐ Very good
      ☐ Good
      ☑ Not too bad
      ☐ Bad
      ☐ I'm now deaf

      ---{ Audience }---
      ☑ Kids
      ☑ Teens
      ☐ Adults
      ☐ Grandma

      ---{ PC Requirements }---
      ☐ Check if you can run paint
      ☑ Potato
      ☐ Decent
      ☐ Fast
      ☐ Rich boi
      ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

      ---{ Game Size }---
      ☐ Floppy Disk
      ☑ Old Fashioned
      ☐ Workable
      ☐ Big
      ☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
      ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
      ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

      ---{ Difficulty }---
      ☑ Just press 'W'
      ☐ Easy
      ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
      ☐ Significant brain usage
      ☐ Difficult
      ☐ Dark Souls

      ---{ Grind }---
      ☑ Nothing to grind
      ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
      ☐ Isn't necessary to progress
      ☐ Average grind level
      ☐ Too much grind
      ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

      ---{ Story }---
      ☑ No Story
      ☐ Some lore
      ☐ Average
      ☐ Good
      ☐ Lovely
      ☐ It'll replace your life

      ---{ Game Time }---
      ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
      ☐ Short
      ☐ Average
      ☐ Long
      ☑ To infinity and beyond

      ---{ Price }---
      ☐ It's free!
      ☑ Worth the price
      ☐ If it's on sale
      ☐ If u have some spare money left
      ☐ Not recommended
      ☐ You could also just burn your money

      ---{ Bugs }---
      ☐ Never heard of
      ☑ Minor bugs
      ☐ Can get annoying
      ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
      ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

      ---{ ? / 10 }---
      ☐ 1
      ☐ 2
      ☐ 3
      ☐ 4
      ☐ 5
      ☐ 6
      ☑ 7
      ☐ 8
      ☐ 9
      ☐ 10

      ---{ Author }---
      ☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

      Время в игре: 3167 ч. Куплено в Steam
      Рекомендую 19.02.2025 21:57
      0 1

      its really fun but you get bored after a while so you play once a day if that but i would still recomend.

      Время в игре: 21146 ч. Куплено в Steam

      Дополнительная информация

      Разработчик Landfall
      Платформы Windows, Mac
      Ограничение возраста Нет
      Дата релиза 10.04.2025
      Отзывы пользователей 98% положительных (75220)

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      73,786 положительных и 1,434 отрицательных отзывов
      Обновлено: 03.04.2025 20:52

      Жанры

      Strategy Indie Simulation

      Особенности

      Single-player Multi-player PvP Online PvP Steam Achievements Partial Controller Support Remote Play on Phone Remote Play on Tablet Remote Play Together Family Sharing