Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

this game is goated it has so much funny stuff and is not laggy at all and by the way my pc is alr so it can be played by any one check the game out only bad side is its 20 bucks

it is amazing the unit creater is perfect map creater is hard on mac but still doable and the campain is hard but as i said still doable i like this game alot and you should play it one of my top 5 favirote games

i mean you can play this games story mode thing and still have a lot of fun

IT'S FUN AND is a good starter game for simulator players

i would recommend this to other players because its a fun game to play when your bored and just want a simple gaming expirience

watching on delirious videos dam its good hard but good especially the custom unit only thing this game needed is mod support primaly thru steam only limits its has its content but its good enought to my free time

its funny that this is exactly how i do my war crimes. I dont know why my computer is crying and pleading for mercy tho.

i like this game, heres a FULL list of why -

1. fun
2. funny ragdoll
3. unit creation
4. i can make tf2 guys in it!
5. i can make whole ahh maps!

its very well and i have not seen any bugs. i did not need to spend anything and also it does not go too far with the computer space, graphic are not out of this world but they are still good

silly lil goober game for a silly lil goober has campaign and has game👍 10/10

Very good game. Buy now please. Very good better than Call of Duty.

Fun little sim, added a couple mods to mess around and its made the experience better. cool game to play when bored or wanna chill.

i like it because i love war simulations but its also not very accrurate but funny, my units cant even climb the most normal hill but its still fun. i wish they could update the ai since it was kinda bad but otherwise would download 100 percent.

really fun endless fights custom creator also it runs really smooth

The game is cool

until I lost all my custom units and everything when I try to download a mod

But still it was fun while it lasted

This is the best game ever, I would definitely recommend. It's super customizable and the mods are great.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
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☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

its really fun but you get bored after a while so you play once a day if that but i would still recomend.

how to shoot gun
step 1: open game
step 2: load map
step 3: put down units with guns and possess them
step 4: shoot gun

i love the game but every time i open it it crashes steam wont refund support email didn't help and forms did as well can if someone could help my review would change

This is an amazing game and the reason i got steam on my computer. it combines goofyness with gigantic battles in a perfect way. You can also make your own characters so you can watch Lebron James fight John Cena with goofy physics. One recommendation i'd like to give to the developers is that to make armour of units get weaker and parts to chip of depending on the amount of damage the armour has taken. Overall great game, would highly reccomend

it's a really fun and funny game and i hope other people who play this game hav fun too :)

The game doesn't have a great deal of replayability or lasting interest, but it's good for a chuckle now and then. Worth the few bucks to keep it around for some fun now and then.

its so fun u can make your own units and goof around, over all good game if u like customizing

very fun if your looking for a goofy fun sandbox with loads of secrets and a campaign this is your best bet

amazing game, the graphics are very accurate to the real world, the character designs make me wanna rob a bank, and the best part about this battle simulator game is that you can make DR disrespect and Sean Diddy Combs fight a mammoth and a minotaur. I recommend this masterpiece

The game is very replayable because of the unpredictable AI making every battle different and the custom conmtent allows you to make olmost anything

this game is fun if you got the time its like those tiktok videos with the satisfying stuff

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

I have played 200 hours of this game and it keeps getting better and better I learn new strategies and using them feels so good.

not as great as other games i've played however the funniest and the ability to customize your characters and everything in between just makes it such a great game i would highly recommend this to everybody who likes funny games

its a very great game the only problem is you cant multi delete becuse i downloaded a mod on accdeint and a bunch of units were there now i have to go to files and delete all units from there i have to make the ones ive made again

Very good game. I like to play it often and there are lots of fun things you can do in it. I recommend this game.

Generally fun, too bad the game stopped getting updates before when I personally bought it, secrets are fun to unlock as well

This Game is very fun and you can make your own skins, its the best

I recommend this game cause its realistic fighting and its funny when u download mods like saitama goku and all the other stuff and just fling them

very fun, addicting i wasnt sure if i wanted to buy this game or not but then my friend told me that he bought it and it was very fun, so i bought it and it was beyond my expectations, worth the £5, great game!

Very fun game but make it so you don't have to go through the game files to get raptor, horse, tank, mammoth, etc as a mount.

Good Game, Sometimes there are a few little bugs but its not an big deal. There are many levels so you need time to play all of them, would definetly recommend it.

Great and extensive campaign, the opportunity to pit medieval troops against Japanese samurai, or pirates against ancient Romans and Vikings, amazing ragdoll physics, and the endless possibilities of creating custom battles, troops, and maps. This game is definitely a worthwhile investment for the amount of content and enjoyment you get out of it. The only issue I have is a lack of intelligence present within some units (jousters charging absolutely nothing, chariots getting stuck), but it's not a huge deal and the possess feature is extremely helpful in carrying out your tactics. Highly recommend this.

fight bad guy with very cool good guy with massive gun with ninja star and then the bad guy dies them in real life and they die and you win and its fun

This game is truly one of mankind most grandiloquent creations. This pulchritudinous experience born from the loins of the Old Gods themselves has more content and magnitude than Elons ego after getting cheeky handy from señor Trump. If you love visual novels with intense "PlOt" this is the game for you. Would recommend?

very good anf funny game when you are bored.
buy it its very good game,but i think its better to wait 66% off then buy it for 6.45$

it funny it looks very cool i have a laggy laptop and this game runs fast i recommend this game if your in to fighting games you can play as the people sometimes or you can watch them fight and for the people who likes mods the libary may not have a workshop but in the game there a workshop this game is worth the money

Ive seen people play on youtube its fun, you can make your own mods, and its worth the 20 dollars and no im not a bot

my god I bought this game on epic and have over 700+ hours on there this is so fun it should be 50 dollars and yet I still get it 100% get it

the game is really a lot of fun. the levels are easy. So far I haven't found any bugs at all. There is also a sandbox mode. You definitely have to play very strategically in this game

This game is so freaking fun! The physics and goofy eyes are really fun and the noise that the troops makes is really funny. You will never get tired of this game as there are secrets littered about. The combinations of troops are endless and it really is a very good sandbox game.

Game is really fun to play. Lots of troop options. Feels like a battle in your mind brought to LIFE!

The game is a lot of fun and supports custom content, achivement hunters should not play this game though, as some achivements are ridiculously hard.