Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

a very simple original concept fleshed out with lots and lots of variety. Simple and fun.

game is fun and stuff but sometimes it can get a bit boring also i recommend to search on how to get all the secret and legacy unitd on yt

its a goofy but fun battle game, i like how theres easter eggs on each map

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator – Strategy? No. Chaos? Absolutely.

I gave a mammoth a jetpack and sent it to fight 30 hobbits.
Then I watched a bard win a battle by accident.
10/10, peak military realism.

* Units wobble like cooked spaghetti but still somehow commit war crimes

* Sandbox mode is the best therapy I didn’t know I needed

* Secret units, weird factions, and cursed custom content

* The ragdoll physics deserve an Oscar

* I made Jesus fight Chuck Norris and it ended in a tie. Historical accuracy: 100%

– Don’t play this expecting logic
– You will lose an hour to just watching tiny men fall over in slow motion

It's dumb. It's brilliant. It's majestic in the stupidest way possible.

9.999/10 – War has never been this wiggly.

Nah dont buy it, unless you have some spare money in ur steam wallet cause this games about 300 INR during sales, then its kinda good

If you pause the game you can find a lot of funny scenes most of the time. Also it has a pretty decently sized campaign/challenges. Customization is also pretty fun but easy to create an unbalanced unit.

Unit Creator alone warrants this, very fun and derpy Battle Simulator to play, with every action and movement being unique due to it utilizing physics, very fun for a simulator type of game.

I remember this game being in early access and playing it for hours. Literal hours. It's endless in terms of content, because if you somehow get bored of the dozens of factions in this game you can always make your own. You are also in charge of balancing the power of the units entirely yourself, with a huge variety of weapons and powers to give them. 90% of my time in this game is spent in the unit creator, and I adore creating factions with detailed costumes and balancing the unit strengths and weaknesses. Overall, a really great sandbox game that is worth every penny.

The game is actually fun, it keeps me entertained for hours

I got all the achievements It was long to get and a 7.6/10 difficulty but a real great game

super fun game thier are even secret units.

made of a kid.

I like the game and its strategic and fun play style and playing with friends makes it better allowing you to create Custom Units and maps. However, Multiplayer does not support cross play between platforms which will hopefully change later.

its a fun game but a glitch happed and i can only place 1 unit

Really fun game, it's great! Sadly the "Clear Units" control doesn't seem to work (I tried to bind it to several different keys).

this game helps me show my creativity with the custom unit creator.Highly recommend

good game could not leave desk for hours character creator was very fun

highly addicting but very very fun! recommend for people who likes to just have fun!

i would 100% recommend this it is perfect in every way possible and it fits every age no matter you are kid or an adult this game fits everyone

Probably one of my favorite games. If you're creative, like battles, like goofy stuff, or all of the above, this game it for you. Please give it a shot, you wont regret it!

When I was a kid I used to watch youtubers play the game before it even was out on steam. I tried it out myself and would play for hours. I have now been playing and loving the steam version for years now. Love the Devs and everyone involved in this game. 10/10

Fun game! really funny and challenging.

A funny and absurd simulation game that can be entertaining at times. 10/7.5

my favourite battle sim game, if not my favourite game of all time
one of the greatest custom units creator in any battle sim
every battle feels different, and the AI really feels 'alive'.
its goofy as hell but epic
campaign is fun, but the sandbox is really where the game shines.
all of the maps are beautiful and the art style is great.
only complaint is the multiplayer: you are limited to 50 units and 30k coins, and you cant use custom units. so don't buy this game to play with your friends.

overall I will give this game a 9.5/10, but if you want the multiplayer too it will be a 7.5/10

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10

i realy like this game its super fun especialy with mods,if u are looking for mods i recommend hidden units

It is a very good game and everybody should play it if they like SANDBOX GAMES (very epic)

mods... get mods from thunder store.
its a great game still without mods

fun game
the custom character menu is pretty good

The gameplay of a bunch of stupid wobbling people with guns and weapons of mass destruction is cool and funny at the same time.

the game has a lot of unique characters and constant entertainment

Perfect game for creating battles! its good and i created the roman empire again, for sure get it!

Totally accurate? CHECK!
Has too many bugs? CHECK!
Absolute peak? CHECK!

If you want a TOTALLY accurate battle experience, tabs is the game for you. 10000/10 game

Super fun, super brutal in the silly way. Would always recommend a game from Landfall. Buy.

fantastic. down to the very last detail. for a cheap price, and only sacrificing 6 gb. this game is an absolute
steal. Providing for hours upon hours of entertainment, this is truly a great game. Why? the answer: wobbly wobblers. The game has so much personality, watching the fighting happen, or even participating in it fells so real, and it's something i can't explain. The custom content is also very nice. being able to create units, maps, battles and campaigns, it truly is just so good.
In short great game still good, even though it's definitely not new.

I had pirated this game before buying the steam version and I played every day in the year on this game with an average of an hour a day

...I pirated the game in 2020 and bought it in 2025 early january for the purpose of mods

the games fun

very very fun, been playing this for years now (before i had it on steam aswell) and it's really one of my favs

Watch funny ragdoll guys fight each other. It's hilarious, it's fun, the campaign really makes you think. I love it

Just a few hours in and this game is still entertaining me without making me bored. Thought it was already fun enough but it even has in-game mods you don't have to pay for. It also has hidden tools you can use in the DLC section FOR FREE.

If you enjoy creating silly lil' guys, and or factions, this might be the game for you. 10/10.

I love this game so much it almost totally gives me childhood memories and it makes me laugh so hard in this game.

TABS is a very fun time killer you can make your own fight or beat challenges so you should download it NOW!

This game is like a history class, if history class was drunk and ran on ragdoll physics. 10/10, would watch a catapult yeet a halfling into oblivion again.

Halflings are the best, no questions asked

i love it cus its a good game and you can make mode or maps or anything well kinda

This game would be fun, if I could play it. A while ago the game broke, loading screens would be infinite, and nothing would save. I uninstalled the game and reinstalled it, didn't work. I deleted the games files and had them re-downloaded by verifying the files, cleared data, NOTHING WORKED. I used to love this game but now I don't.

Have been following this game since it was just a bunch of red and blue unemployed dudes fighting it out in a large field. Really happy to see what it has evolved into over all these years. Really goofy, engaging, and fun, and the artstyle is a masterpiece by itself. 8/10, just because I am not too big of a fan of strategy games and also lost a bit of interest in it from the tedious grinding of platinum for this game.

this gets fun up until you find out you can make your own units, your own factions, and then you decide to add lore to your characters! (dont)

it is a very fun and replayable game also you can make your own units and battles that can other people play

Really good and realistic battle simulator if the characters were on drugs

A funny battle simulator that is worthwhile and enjoyable to the last. Lots of unit choices and interesting maps. The six campaigns and the ways to unlock them are pretty good although some of the levels can get a little repetitive. Workshop/modding community is neat and you can make your own units or maps or scenarios without much trouble.