Noob Squad

Requiring a login for your pvp asset flip will kill any game quickly.
If you're buying this it's only for the steam badge.

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No.

worst game I own

When you launch the game it will take you to a non working sign in screen. You cannot enter any information or register. The screen is fully unresponsive. This is happening to many people. It seems to actually respond when you have the game in windowed mode, however I am still unable to sign in or up.

I didn't exactly have the highest of hopes for this FPS, but I figured I'd buy/play it anyway, because, you know, it's called Noob Squad. However, I will never get to know the true horrors of this apparently dreadful game -- and neither will you, because it doesn't appear to be playable any longer. The server seems to be offline and something tells me it's going to stay that way evermore.

So much for becoming part of the Noob Squad.

If I am wrong, and the game works for others, please reply and let me know. Maybe I truly am a n00b and just can't get the game to work..

Purchased this game on sale for less than a dollar, whenever I login the game, I am the only player in the lobbies like there's no one else in this world is playing this game except me?

This game is the absolute worst thing I have ever laid my eyes on. If you have epilepsy, or any functioning vision at all, do not play this game ever. You are 100% guaranteed to have a migraine after less than 30 seconds of gameplay. If you enjoy vomiting and losing your sense of direction, than this game might be the right choice for you. Otherwise, if you are a human being, you will have decided that eating your own feces is more enjoyable than this dissappointing smegma canyon.

I am a complete noob to FPS and it did not help me one single bit. It's just a unity flipped game.

I've only ever had one experience worse than this game and that involved cutting my hand off, cooking it in a microwave and eating it in front of my family at a Sunday roast Lamb night. While my Dad stood on the table masturbating to the song "beat it" by Michael Jackson and my mother sniffed his arse.

This game was only slightly better than that experience.

One of the glitchest and worst FPS game I've played; probably why this game is so cheap and has many shit reviews.

Also nobody even plays multiplayer on this game or start up there own server so there is no point of playing this shit game!

These need.

some servers.
some playaers.
some bots (AI)
some new weapons
some new skins
some new game

This is the worst game I've played in 2017 so far. Everything is just bad and unpolished and the use of royalty free music really doesn't help. Even if it's satire, it's still not okay.

This is one of the worst games I've ever played. I was expecting a funny game, and this isn't funny at all.

I can't recommend this game to any single person.

Got this game with -90% coupon.
I admit: I'm a nobb since I bought this DEAD game...
Can't join the only one existing server, and can't make one since it's dropping out of game anyway!

Also the resolution problems...On a 5:4 monitor, if you set the res any other than 1280x1024, you f*cked...If you set it in Options menu, you gonna have headache instantly. It's a hassle.

Even with 9c spent, I feel ripped off and ashamed too.

DON'T BUY

I never thought I would ever find a piece of garbage of a game.. ever.

CON LIST
-Resolution scaling is terrible: anything under 1600x900 throws the pointer off so you can't even login,
-Makes you register. Then claims they have a player base.
-Auto login doesn't work,
-Multiplayer Only
-Disconnects occassionally when joining a match,
-Ranking system doesn't record, but it says I'm Rank 1. Apparently its so dead, I'm the only player here at all,
-Character creation is a joke, the weapons don't even have skins on them,
-Apparently we gain xp for no purpose,
-Dead lobby,
-It feels like your on a sinking ship when moving the pointer, consequence? Getting sick IRL,
-Rare chance of someone checking out the game, dying and never coming back,
-Supposively capturing bases for points for no particular purpose because of empty maps.
-This ones my own peeve. Spelling errors.

PRO LIST
-Fine.. since I feel I have to find something to put here.. I've sit in a game for 3 matches 15 minutes and received 2 of 3 of my free cards.

This is an unfinished game and not even worth the 25 cents I paid for it.

Antonio Renna and Anthony Carbajal should list this as a shame.

I got a coupon for this game that brought the price down to a quater. I figured that it couldnt possibly be that bad, but alas, I was wrong. There was server with 2 people, and the game crashed when I tried to join. 10/10

Thank god I only spent 50cents on this game because it is the worst game I've ever played. The most players online at a time is about 5, and the game plays horrendously

Don't buy it!!!
It's pure GARBAGE!!!
I got game for 9 cents and it's not worth it....game is dead, no players, graphic is very bad.

DONT BUY even for irony dont this fps is not funny and is just a bunch of free unity models I wanna throw up Please dont buy when i played this awhile ago i got motion sickness and can still rember

REFUND REFUND BEFORE ITS TO LATE AND PEOPLE SEE YOU HAVE NOOB SQAUD AND HATE YOU

This entire game was stolen from my storage folder of my SHOOTERTACTICS.com GAME WEBSITE were a so called italian freind was supposed to help me make maps with my mfps kit.
I also had my photon network stolen and deactivated just before this rubbish hit greenlight.
PLEASE NOTE i have spent 12 months tweeking and modifiying these maps for performance and bug removal, i get 120fps on good settings with these maps in my project.

This game is another meme joke that really shows the lack of quality controll steam has, the sad part is that the game isn't put down with effort nor love, it's just here because someone wanted to make some pennies/get a '''''''game''''''' on steam.

It's sad, especilly when content like music/sounds are taken from other places, almost 'stolen'

From the Develope- I mean, Youtuber of "Gabe Newell Simulator", Search & Kill delivers next-gen first person shooter mechanics set in glitchy environments. Experience all-new clunky controls and bad Unity optimizations while fragging NO ONE thanks to the "multiplayer-only" system, a videogame trend that gives your games an extremely short lifespan!
The ending of the game made me scream with pleasure and my pc scream with an in-your-face system freeze! WORTH IT!
Thanks to the fame the Youtuber has got, the game has been greenlit by the Steam community and released instantly as an Early Access product, with apparently no updates on the way. But hey, it is made using Asset Packs. Steam users loooove Unity Asset Packs. High-quality greenlight products are so mainstream, the videogame market is over-saturated with them.

The presentation is clear as crystal, and a very professional one on the Steam page. A Youtuber kid speaking Italian about his ambition to create polished videogames and showing Matthew Mr. Renzie's bad english speeches. Italians have never been so Italian!
A well deserved Internet fame, thanks to another Youtuber who likes to brown-nose, even though, ironically, he hates popular stuff for being too much advertised regardless of the quality.

Totally recommended to the generic Steam user who likes Steam Trading Cards and overrated youtubers.

god give me strength, this is literally 'into the war 2.0'..it plays and looks exactly the same

Into the war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba6FA0lbLFU

it seems like an asset flip to me and ive already posted on the discussion forums about the simularities and suprise suprise.. my posts were quickly deleted

after purchasing the game there was one other player who looked as in much pain as i was.. standing there..motionless..only to leave the game soon after..leaving me there..the winner!..the winner of the dunce award.. bugged into the ground

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/278478748952753958/95BDC339ADDEE8D063B57A600480707600591E3A/

framerates are poor-average.. no fov slider..lack of graphics options.. its on unity.. im not a mean guy but a spades a spade and this game needs burying with one