Clergy Splode

It's not great - the core gameplay loop of throwing bombs at the same enemies over and over is not engaging and varied enough. Even if it were, the lack of an options menu, a locked resolution, no tutorial, no controller support, and non-rebindable input makes this a no from me.

Not Recommended

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the best part of this game is the name because its funny the rest of it sucks major penis

Don't buy games from this publisher!

This game was part of a Fanatical bundle I bought. I didn't activated this code (it's another one in my account). Now I wanted to give the unused codes to another person and this game, as same with every other game from this publisher, were revoked! Sell codes, let people pay them and revoke the keys is not only a shxx move, it's betrayal. They sell stuff with giving no return! There's no excuse for this behavior expecially bc they still sell the trouble making games here! Illegal, outrageous, shady!

(And following that: I advice to not to try to trade theirgames, including this one, with people you don't know. It will just cause a lot of useless trouble. Other people has the same problem and Fanatical agreed that all their exchange codes has been revoked too. So this is a problem in general. And not to gorget to say: Fanatical never warned their users. They claim never knowing about that troubles. As I confronted them with the fact that they know it now and if they do something against that (warning their users, confront the publisher,...) they just ignore that. Was a cramp to get some money back bc they see no responsibility on their part. So, even if it's absolutely no intention to fool you, a lot of users will not know that they offer a revoked game btw. you don't know that you offer a revoked game)

4.0 hours played? Damn those xanies can really kick in and screw with time.
This game sucks, certainly not worth the time played to get crummy trading cards.

Really bad game, poor mechanics, you chuck bombs around and often kill yourself, not much fun, character animations are 1 dimensional, you move very slowly. Thought it would be worth checking out for the art style but I can't really recommend this game to anyone.

Such a garbage game! Please don't buy this... not even for 1 penny its not worth it.

Gameplay is so boring that you just run around throwing bombs at the same exact enemies over and over until u can go to the next level to do the same thing over and over again.

The art style is straight up ugly!!! Normally I love art but this one is just trash for the level designs and all the characters are straight up ugly that it feels like it was made with a really old painting software... Oh ya and the music is terrible as well. The music feels like your being brainwashed into the most annoying Saturday morning cartoon show that is purposely ment to destroy your mind!!!

Also there are no menus to change options with this game... ya there is no options for controls-therefore no key rebindings or controller support-no audio options to turn off the godawful music, and no graphics options to change the resolution... absolutely pathetic. Not to mention the game doesn't really tell you any of the controls when you start the game so your off to finding them out yourself.

Conclusion: Stay the hell away from this disgusting garbage of a game... there is nothing of good quality here no matter what you spend for it.

Rating: 1/10

A cheap game (considering the quality of the game it's outrageously expensive) with bad graphics, no options menu and poor playability. This sad excuse of a browser game has nothing to do on Steam.

No joypad control?
No options screen?
No graphic or audio changes?
No redefinable keys? (guess what they are yourself)

So, that would be a no then.

Cute indie graphics, just so cute its amazing, and u the zombies crawl out the bushes ROFLCOPTER thats just amaizng LULZ this game is just worth every penny

NONO real talk this game is absolutly pure aids its horrible, this is made by the most superficial idiots who understand nothing about gameplay, you basicly use one button and then move around, and there is one mechanic, used in one way, against one enemy.. but with a lot of cute graphics LULZ

pros:
-nice game concept
-nice controls
-cheap

contras:
-no options
-resolution is fucked up and you can't change it
-no adjustable key layout
-no audio or graphics options (just as mentioned)
-no clear instruction/tutorial

The game is overall good, colorful, good graphics and it has an awesome concept. the concept was a priest or something like that killing zombies using bombs, thats right, BOMBS!. who could dislike Michael Bay-like concepts, it was so badass that it makes you want to play more and more, so i should recommend this game, its kinda challenging which makes you stay focus everytime. everyone likes killing zombies!

I give it a 6/10. Played 11 minutes and it feels like ive been playing an app on my phone. As a PC game, I dont see this kicking off anywhere, but with a few tweaks here and there and a variety of characters this may be a top notch AppStore game. (If its not already)

Controls and physics are strange, there are no options, music is strange, sounds are strange, the whole game is strange.

Not a bad game. I think this game is worth the price when it's on sale. I got it for $0.14, and I'm enjoying the game. The music is repetitive, the controls are lackluster, and most importantly, there's NO tutorial or backstory. However, it's addictive, introduces cool powerups along the way, it looks nice for a cheap quickly-made game, and it's fun to play when you get bored.

If this game had a backstory, better controls, and better hitboxes, I'd say it'd be easily worth $5.00. Hopefully it gets updated or a sequel made.

I got this game for cards. I made profit, I still feel riped off...
CONS
1. the music in the game is bad.
2. the graphics are bad.
3. the game has no menu meaning you cant change the resolution or pause.
4. the game is worst then most flash games out there for the browser.
5. the whole game is bad.
PROS
1. I made 5c profit on this game.
2. You can uninstall the game.

-3/10
thx for the 5c tho!

thumbs up cause of the trading cards, backgrounds and emoticons

other than the trinkets its a very basic mobile / browser game

would be nice if developers put some more time into it and improved the graphics, sounds, gameplay and of course added an options menu

I am not the type to leave a bad review....I thought anyway.
It's awful....really awful.
Pros- I will get my money back in card farming
Cons- I just don't feel like typing that much. How about, I paid for this at all?
How about, it was so bad that it even stole time from my life to tell you it's that bad.

B2BG-I only even checked this out because it was from you...I know it wasn't made by you.....but c'mon man. You have got to be kidding me.
Black Shell wouldn't have published this. Wait...yes they would....and that's my point.
I'm sorry.
Sorry that I'm gonna have to play this enough to unlock cards so i can get 14 cents back. I still feel robbed....of my soul.

I don't know how to feel about this game. I've played the mobile version (which is free) and this game is exactly the same save the keyboard controls. I feel really cheated by the makers of the game for taking a free game and selling on steam for money. It's a huge offence. On the bright side side, the keyboard controls do amplify the game and make it far less annoying to play. Except for the fact that you still throw bombs in the direction you walk. This game needs a lot of things, a better menu, that's made for pc and you can scroll through using your arrow keys since you don't use the mouse in the game. Also, the controls aren't great. The music gets repetitive and the sound effects clash with it. The graphics are sub-par since it was taken directly from the mobile version. Controller support would be nice, along with maybe using WASD controls and the mouse to aim and fire as to improve controls. The gameplay isn't bad and is worth your 16 cents sale price, but the game does have problems that make it not worth the full price. This game needs a major update before it's worth full price, but I'm recommending it since the sale lasts for quite awhile :D

There is no options menu; the music is boring/repetitive and the sounds are weird; the collision boxes are way off; you can't pause while playing: when you press ESC, you suicide; the direction you throw the bomb to is vinculated to direction of the movement; and the game itself is not interesting and feels like a flash game.

Yet another lazy mobile port. Resolution is locked at 1280 x 768. There are no rebindable keys, which if you are left handed like me, makes the game pretty much unplayable past the first few levels. Plus the game suffers from some of the worst screen tearing issues I have seen in a non-idtech game. You'd be much better off just playing this on mobile since no effort was made to make the port PC friendly.

+ cheap
- NO option menu, simple, bad graphics

you cannot expect much for this price, then again the quality of the game is pritty bad
no option menu screen tearing is not acceptable...
may be fun to play on your phone but this game should not be on steam.

Its a cheap port of a mobile game.
Its cheap. The game plays okay, there are no settings though. I guess its okay for ~$0.50. I'll probably play it on my tablet sometimes.
Its pretty meh but it plays and isn't horribly overpriced so I guess I'll go with a recommend.