Paint the Town Red

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☑ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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cant run on my shit pc but good game

just a simulater. theirs 0 main story. just sit in a room and kill people. boring in mins

Review for Hypixel Skyblock :)
--{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
☑ Minecraft

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☑ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

Take the WWE games and mix it in with Postal 2 (for the most part) and this is the end result.

Paint the Town Red indulges on the core gameplay of finding anything, use it as a weapon, and kill everyone that you see with a few special abilities at your disposal at the same time, the game also includes pick-ups like health.

The one thing that makes gameplay interesting is if there's a workshop for modding capabilities in case people decide not to go out and implement mods within a different site, or if, well for obvious reasons, if someone decided not to go website surfing for mods for a specific game, and this game is no exception to having a workshop for custom made maps, as well as textures.

You cannot say no to a game that is as brutal, possibly hardcore, but also fun such as this.

DEATH DESTRUCTION REND THEM APART KILL THEM ALLLLL RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE EVERYBODY MUST BE ERASED BLOOD GUTS ORGANS AND ALL OF IT MUST BE ERASED really fun game would recommend

This game is basically teardown, but instead of destroying buildings, you beat up people.
This game has (Kind of) detailed interior of the people you beat up, you can just beat them up until all that is left of them is a skeleton.
You can easily create custom maps in this game, but it may take a while to understand the controls and how some stuff works, might need to watch a tutorial (especially about how logic works) to make good maps.

Simple fun. Great for unwinding after a particularly aggravating day

This is a very fun and exciting sandbox game and I hope you like it.

It's like a VR bar fight on various levels and a pretty fun Rouge lite. MP only in flat screen currently but the VR is the most fun.

really fun, I recommend using mods to make the game more fun.

Fun for jus sandbox and other fun stuff like custom maps on steam and stuff like that

A perfect time killer and addictive af

An love letter to my violent thoughts and silly shenanigans

pretty fun casual game which COULD give you a shit ton of adrenaline
good game either way, both solo or with friends.

relaxing painting simulator, good for stress and fun for all ages

Good game with a lot of potential as the sandbox allows people to do anything they want but it's a little pricey for the gameplay.

Overpriced, even at 50% off.
One of those silly/stupid games that gets too many positive reviews.
Fun for an hour or two, that's it.

Pretty good game. A really fun hack and slash to just kill,chill, and not think for hours on!

very fun, but the vr version is quite janky, i think, if there is alot of stuff on your screen/field of view, your weapons start to not hit/have their hitboxes, so you just start swinging air.

overpriced, VR is a DLC, NPCs fighting don't seem to actually deal any damage to each other, the melee reach is too short, the combat gets old fast. these were fun 9 minutes, but that was enough.

Tam stres atmalık, yeni haritalar indirebiliyor oluşumuz harika. Ara ara oynanır.

Its kid friendly, I let me 5 year old play this 12 hours a day and he has now has a profound sense to take boxing classes!

Very nice. Very tasteful. Preferable to the real thing at times.

Used to watch people play this all the time as a kid so decided to try and is defintly worth the moneyh

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE VIOLENCE!!! :D :D :D
This is a fun little game and i like it a lot :)

Fun.


ps. impossible speedrun achievements

Still pretty fun even 6 years later.

This is mostly just a sandbox game where you smash peoples heads in with random stuff so i wouldn't expect that much.
absolutely not worth the amount they are asking for though. i would wait for a discount.

It is fun and it takes a long time to get bored of. It is just overall a great game

เกม sandbox ดีๆเกมนึง ต่อย,เตะ,ถีบ,กระทืบ จุดเด่นคือเลือดเล่นแต่ละด่านจบจะเห็นได้ว่ามัน Paint the town red ของจริง Mission หลักๆมีแค่ไม่กี่อัน หลังๆอัพ mode Dungeon มาก็พอเล่นได้ ที่สนุกจริงๆคือ workshop มาใหม่ตลอด เกมมานานละแต่ตราบใดที่ community ยังไม่ตายก็มีแมพใหม่ๆมาให้เล่นเรื่อยๆ ส่วนฝั่ง map creator ก็มีระบบเข้าใจไม่ยากคนเลยขยันสร้าง workshop กัน ซื้อมาเล่นคุ้มจัดเล่นได้เรื่อยๆช่วงไหนติดคือติด แต่ถ้าเริ่มเบื่อๆก็พักกลับมาเล่นได้ตลอด

this game is definatley solif for sure with some interseting game mechanics although the 30 dollar price tag is not justified as the content of the game does not reach that standard

Good game beneath game mode is horrible legit impossible i have max everything and i still can not beat it after 7 hours i have used cheats, i have maxed my upgrade, i have wandered for hours and i am only 1 elder god in this shit is a randomly generated glitchy labyrinth after 25 minutes of running around the same level checking every single spot never finding a new room or the shop area i ran in to a wall too fast and was stuck in a rock causing me to have to restart the entire fucking thing yet again. you can not regenerate health, there is no map, no sense of direction other than a compass which barely ever helps random bosses and enemies that will swarm the shit out of you like i legit had to fight roughly 80-90 enemies in 1 room including mini bosses that shoot lasers at you, lock on to you with lasers, ram you and then the gazoodles of regular npcs stabbing and beating you the beneath game mode is utterly dog shit and needs to be reworked and fixed. It is too hard and too glitchy to be that hard and why the fuck do you have to restart everything every time you die and you cant even regenerate health unless you are a vanguard which is a completely shit class you have no fighting abilities only speed, regenerate and teleport (which isnt teleportation at all you just slide slowly like 5 feet) and the regen shit only lasts 10-15 seconds and barely fills the health bar not to mention you have to kill enemies to get enough magic whatever the fuck to even use it and its 1 time and 2 full bars of this shit. Base game is fun but gets really old besides modded levels very fun and beneath is only fun at all if you use cheats to get enough energy to max upgrade everything get shit loads of gold and only if you have god mode and unbreakable weapon cheats on considering the weapons usually literally only kill 3 fucking enemies max before breaking leaving you only able to punch enemies until you find a weapon or kill an enemy with a weapon with your fists and even then with cheats and god mode this shit is still so fucking hard because the game is constantly glitching and fucking up your run entirely making you restart or youre spending 45 minutes to hours running around levels trying to figure out how to get the shop so you can get a guiding light and finally find the exit which is literally so annoying it takes fucking ages on some of the levels and its not fun at all beneath is horrible and needs to be redone so its less of an impossible shit storm of wandering around like a dementia ridden old lady.

РАЗБЕЙ, РАСКРОШИ, РАЗРУБИ ВСЕХ

ГЕЙМПЛЕЙ

• Scenarios
  
  В этом режиме вы сможете сразиться на шести аренах, пять из которых уникальны. Можно играть в обычном режиме или бросить вызов читерам со всего мира, которые проходят уровень за 7 секунд. Игра ставит вас в различные условия, где нужно искать спрятанные секретные оружия и побеждать всех противников.
  
  
• Beneath или просто — рогалик
  
  Выберите одного из четырёх заключённых (есть пятый, но он секретный) с уникальными умениями и параметрами и отправляйтесь в подземный комплекс на зачистку. Вас ждут сражения с разнообразными врагами — от людей до гидр. К каждому из них придётся искать свой подход, чтобы одержать быстрые победы. В конце вас ждёт битва с боссом.
  
  По мере исследования вы будете находить монетки и фиолетовые кристаллы. Первые можно потратить на покупку предметов в магазине, улучшение параметров персонажа и усиление на алтарях. Вторые вкладываются в улучшения и разблокирование новых видов оружия у мужичка в магазине. После выполнения первого квеста начнут встречаться элитные противники, которые принесут синие кристаллы для улучшения класса и бонусов в забегах.
  
  Чтобы полностью пройти этот режим, потребуется пройти его пять раз. На пути вы побываете в различных локациях, но в каждой из них придётся пройти по три уровня. Если вы слишком долго ищете выход, за вами придёт монстр, способный мгновенно убить при касании. У меня забег через три локации по три уровня в каждой занимал около одного часа. Чем больше забегов вы сделаете, тем быстрее откроется проход на следующую локацию. К сожалению, некоторые враги могут нанести вам ваншот.
  
  

  Проблемы режима

  
  [list]
  
• Враги могут летать в потолках и ходить в стенах. Проблемы со стенами особенно заметны в ледяных пещерах.
  
• Для каждой локации создано буквально две-три комнаты, и вам придётся бегать по идентичным коридорам. Часто я могу бегать почти десять минут в поисках, куда идти, особенно в локации древних пещер. Здесь всё настолько одинаковое, а количество поворотов просто взрывает мозг. Даже если вы хорошо ориентируетесь, здесь вы 100% потеряетесь и будете бегать кругами.
  
• При трате фиолетовых кристаллов нужно кликать для вложения каждого. Зажать не получится. Блин, ну что за бред?
  
• Включение звукового эффекта при убийстве противников в данном режиме не работает.
  
• Летающие головы имеют самый мерзкий и громкий звук при попытке напасть.
  
• Есть шкала стамины, но нет возможности изменить принцип работы спринта, когда по нажатию меняется шаг на бег. После часа беготни и держания shift мой мизинец очень болит.
  
• Для полного завершения данного режима потребуется очень много прохождений, а в забеге можно даже ни разу не встретить элитника ради синих кристалов.
  

ИТОГИ

Обзор написан после выбивания некоторых ачивок и игры в доступные режимы. Спасибо читающим, лайкающим и ставящим награды.

while simplistic, its pretty original and overall fun.
the vr game on the other hand, it tends to crash but otherwise is just as fun.

its really fun but its way funner when playing with a friend or more

If you ever want to get rid of some heat then I would DEFINITELY try this game. This game is SO fun and if you want to feel like its real then you should DEFINITELY buy the VR version as well! Dont play if you dont like gore or anything like that though. Then I recommend Geometry Dash!

have you just died in your 70 day minecraft hardcore world? do you just want to murder? people play paint the town red WHERE THE POINT IS TO MURDER PEOPLE WHERE THE BLOOD THAT COMES FROM THE CHARACTERS AFTER YOU KILL THEM IS CRANKED TO 1,000,000

Game very near and dear to mt heart, Seen this game grow it like a younger brother to me. Cant recommend this game enough.

Love it, Literally the Embodiment of Khorne, great for venting those Violent desires
Blood for the Blood god, Skulls for the Skull Throne

Ah yes, ragdoll physics, blood, and the ability to turn someones head into soup. It's great, really.
And modifiers?
Didn't know i could just give every enemy one health, and go on a rampage with something like warlock..
Or in other words, it's really fun.
If you like blood and violence, which i personally do.

I LOVE BEATING PEOPLE INTO MEATY LITTLE CUBES! The game is amazing, if you enjoy rouge-lites, try beneath, you won't regret it! One thing however, don't buy the katana weapons in beneath, they make the game too easy and they're too common to use any other weapon. The game has some scenario levels made by the devs but there are a lot of workshop level made by other people so you should try them out.

This game is very fun playing on all the normal maps and once you're bored of those just play as the workshop maps.

in short about this game: you are a painter who forgot to take red paint to work so you decided to borrow this natural red paint from people who were nearby

very fun i used to only have the standalone vr version but this has more things especially in the arena and beneath compared to the vr version

Fun enough to buy on sale. Including the Steam workshop would add plenty of shelf life.

Underrated messy game, really good + Nostalgic covered in blood and violence. I love it

it's fun to punch the people in the face and nakey mankey is very funny (you'll see who that is when you play prison ;) )

needs more maps, mods are usually just boring / terrible. the game will get repetitive, but the game itself is good, there are no issues other than the maps being the same for a while, i havent encountered really any bugs, the graphics are cool, i just hope they add more gore in it, the gore gets boring after a bit.

this game has no reason to kick as much ass as it does, and yet, it does