Разработчик: Awesome Enterprises
Описание
Controller Support
Just plug in any Xbox One, Xbox 360, or Steam controller.
About the Game
Your mission is to find BBQ sauce for your people and bring it back to them. Fighting off thousands of zombies with only your massive cleaver and equally massive cleavage.
The game is played with simple arcade mechanics (move left, move right, high attack, low attack), and it starts you off with an easy amount of zombies to re-kill. But each level adds more and more zombies, and eventually dogs that will chew your face off in a couple seconds.
New in the Awesome Edition
For people who play the whole game in one sitting I wanted to give them a break from the repetitiveness of hacking and slashing 2D zombies. So in the later half of the game I added new levels where you hack and slash (or shoot) 3D zombies!! Pretty brilliant right? I think so.Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows Vista
- Processor: Intel Atom
- Memory: 1024 MB RAM
- Graphics: integrated
- Storage: 1024 MB available space
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: Core 2 Duo
- Memory: 2048 MB RAM
- Graphics: Any dedicated graphics card will do
- Storage: 1024 MB available space
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This game wouldn't be so bad if it weren't so repetitive. It gets boring pretty quick. Luckily, there are some top down levels (4 I think) where you have a gun. There are also some QTE but you can literally push the wrong button and nothing will happen. The achievements are easy but the 1000 child kills will require some grinding. The controls are a headache, mainly because you can't push two buttons at once. In order to attack, you must completely stand still. Also, it's hard to control the direction in which you will attack. The game only has 24 levels and an odd storyline.
I thought this would be a "so bad it's good" game and it was for a bit, but then after a while it just gets agonizingly monotonous. I wouldn't wish this game on anyone. Only get it if you hate yourself and want to suffer through 24 levels of pain for a few achievements.
The punchline at the end of the game is cannibalism.
There. You should be thankful; I saved you $3 (if we're going by full price) by telling you the only thing interesting about this game.
Because it certainly isn't the gameplay, of which you're given two very basic/barebones, unengaging styles: "2D/sidescrolling survival gauntlet" and "overhead TPS from point A to B". They don't function particularly well, and the only change they go through is increasing difficulty. No upgrades or what not to make the experience feel more fleshed out or engaging.
Neither is it the presentation and graphics. From what looks to be real life stock imagery for the backgrounds to the still images of bad looking 3D models displayed sequentially to give the illusion of movement, in general, it's just really unpleasant to look at. The overhead TPS segments are an exception to the rest of game. You're in an actual 3D environments with character models that are actually moving, so it's more easier on the eyes, but that hardly matters since they are so dark you can barely see anything. And no matter what mode you're in, the blood/gore is laughably bad.
And the story... well, my opening statement should've made it obvious what I think of it. It's merely an excuse to have the "heroine" go through hordes of zombies. And that would be fine... if the numerous cutscenes between stages didn't work against that.
And again... the punchline is cannibalism. You don't need to suffer through a bad game if the premise is what's drawing you in.
Bought it because Vinesauce Joel played the Xbox Indie verson
Loved it because of the bad writing and a strange charm
Nice game.
It has couple of flaws but you can get over it. As it often appears - just understand game mechanics.
I insta-loved standard slashing levels. Enemies are fun. Extra fun to name them and imagine them as someone you know. :D
As the difficulty grows I noticed a feeling of playing some speed-boosted GTA San Andreas dancing mini game.
Or some Guitar Hero solo with your key buttons. :D
TPS-shooter levels were pain at first. But again. See how things are. At least one of them levels can be finished simply by running through.
Art style is ok. The story.. the title says it all. And the ending is the funniest part of it. xD
Overall: SUCCESS ;)
MY PP HARD WHEN PLAY THIS GAME WHAT IS MEANS? I DON KNOW WHAT BUT WHEN I'M AM TOUCHY MY PP FOR SOME TIME THERE IS STICKY PEE THAT COME OUT AND IT FEELS S̷̡̨̡̧̡̡̡̢̛̛̟̯̦̩̭̰̰͈̗̖̤̰̘͙͎̬̻̫̞̯̙̠̻̖̗̱̣̻̰̼̝͖̤͈͇̤̭̎̎͂̊̉̽̊̃̇͒̍̐̽͋̉̐̃͆̇̒̑͒̾̋̄́̍̊̃̔̆̽͑̾̎͊̾͐͆̽̉͒͋́͛̇̂̔͆̃͑̊̊͂͆̀̀̐̽͗̈͛̍̆̈́͋͗̂͂̊̉̉͊̊̔̇̏́̃̊̍̀̈̈͂̏̎̔́͋̈̑̂͐͆̒͛͆͆̌͒͊̈́̃̃̽̈́̀͛̿̔̚͘̚͘̕̚̚̚͘̕͘̕͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅǬ̵̧̡̡̛̛̛̛̛͕̠̤͖̹͓̱̠͎̦͙̞̝̱͇̖̣̼͖͕̘̙̠̦͍͉̱̟̫͇̟̝̺͚͕̗̜̪̘̣̦̰̫̝͎̻͎͇̻͈̲̃̆͆̈́̌͋̈́̿̈́̀̈́̐͆̿̀̌̉̎̋́̇̆̃̀̆́͋̈́̓̂̂̀̽̊̈́̐̽͆̄͛͐͐̍̌͗̓̾͗̀͛̍͒́͒̅͊͗́̀̈́̌͆̄̅͊̈͆͗̀̓̈́̔̃̊̌̌̃̂̍̊̊̊̈̉̇̓͗̈́̂̎͑̒́̎͒͊̑̍̒̈́͋͐̓̑̀̒̀̓̇̃̓͛̇̑͂̇̃̔̎̿́̊͋̿͛̓̿̇͗̄̋̽̓͌͑́͊̅̔̀́̾͋̾̿̐͊͋̑̊̒̏̎̉͗̋̑̓̀͊̐̃͒̏̉̀͐̽͂́̆̉̃͗̈́͋͌̀̾̃̉̇̋͗̓̆̏̚͘̚̚̕̕̕̚͘̕̚̚͘̚̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝ͅ ̸̡̡̨̛̛̛̛̛̛͚͔̮͈̜̜̦̼̞̥̤͔̦̟̗̤̭͔̩͈̼͎̱͓̯̻̯͕͎̩͛̋̑̿̈́̆͗̾͛͑̋̽͋͂͂̃̀̒͒́̎̔̀̏̒͗͑͂̽͛̔̏̑̓́͊̑̃̿͛̏̄͌̈́̅͆̈́͗̽̌̃͐͒̇̏̾̑͋̋̐́̅̇͋̔͐̎̒͂̋̉̏̾̌̈́̀͊̓̇̌͊̍̈́͂̒͑͂̔͆̈́̋̎̽͛́̀̍͊́̈́́͆̎̃̇̓͛̈́̌̆̀͛̆̒̄͛̋͆͒̍̄͗̿́͑̔͆̈́͒́̿͐̾̏͊̿̒̋́̽̍̊́̿͌̐̄͛̀̒͆̂͘̕̕̕͘̕͘̕̕̚̕̕̚̕͘͘̕̕̕̚͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠G̵̛̛̛̛̩̝̥̝̜͉͈̎͗͒͊̈́͛͛̋͂͒̈́͌̊̿̀̐̾́̀̋̌̓̈́̇́̈́̔̇̈́́̔̈́̏͐̀̅͐̒̔̾͌̒̃̊́̐͑̈́̈̋̎̂̋̒̉̋́́͒͛̇̾͊͆̐͊͂̅͗͐͊̇̑̆͊̾̊́̃̏̈̃̅̓̊̀̐̋͒̒̄̾̂̎̒̌̄͌́͒̃̿̈́̾́̅̒͆̆̆͋͛̇̐̏̌̉̑͗͑͒̇̄̔̌̆̒̊̉̓͆́̉̏̈́̂̾̂̔́̃̃̏̊͘̚͘͘͘̕͘͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝Ờ̴̧̨̧̢̢̨̡̨̧̢̡̛̛̛̛͈̯͙̻͉̥͖̜̳͎͍̤̮̞̪̘͙̯̱̘̣̫̮͚͓̥̱̩̭͈̼̗̼̩͉̰͇͙̤̣͔̻̯̤͇̠̬̳̬͍͔̙̘̝͇̳͕̺̲̩̟̹͎̪̦͚͍̝̻̗͍̠̗̰̺̯̭̩͍̟͈̠̜̟̮̱̹͇͎̘͈̤̬̱̩̩̹̤̪̹̯̘̰̜̞̦͓͔͔̩͕̲̣̩̟̯̬̘͉̟͓̤͔̫̯̟̞͖̝̜̦͍̩̠̻͇̃̋̍͛̉̾͐̈̽̽̅́̅̍͆̎̔͆͋͊̍̏̏̏̈́̀̾̋̊͆͐̒̌̎͛̈́͊̀͐̋̾̇͐̄͂͒̂̇͗͂̀̈́̒̃̈́̊̊̌̆̆̓̉̈́̂̔̍̍̈̐̑́́̉͗̒͆̌͂͋́́̑̀͐̽͂̄͂͑̈́͐͐̆̓̉͐̓͒͊͋̂̂̃̽͆͛͒̊̎̂̋͊̾̽̌́͊͂́̇̏̆́̈́̍̍̓̈́̋̊͗̓͐͛̒̍̈́̂̍̈́̏̈́̾̽͂͒̉̚̕͘̕̕̚̚̕̕͘̚̚͘͜͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͠ͅǑ̷̡̢̢̡̨̡̡̨̡̡̧̡̨̨̧̢̢̢̢̨̘̠̗̮̹͖̳̟̺͉͈̗̲̤͙͎͙̫͙͈͓̯̪͕̼̲͈̘͕̩̦̹̟͎͚͈͖̱̬͉̬̤̥̼͚̰͉̜̪̫̝̦̣̙̹͔̜͈̭͍̜̰̯̲̣̺̲͚͉̜͇͖̫̼̥̺̱͇̦͓̠̩̥̻̝̙̯̣̪͔͙̰̼̯̙̪̰̣̦͔̝͍̞͕̤̙͓͔̩̱̥̳̥͉̱̝͈̖̹͈̲̟͇͔̱̫̩͙̗̙͚̦͑͂̈̽͑̒̎͊̈́͆̅̀̈̂̃̓͗͂͜͝ͅͅͅḎ̸̢̢̨̡̡̨̡̢̧̢̡̡̨̡̡̧̛̛̛̪̹̟͉̬̳̭͖͓̼̜͖̞̺̰͉̞̘̟̜͓͓͎̭͎̥͔͎̺̣̲͍͙͍̪͍͚͓͚͓̝͓͉̲̮̳͈͚̣̭͔̯̜̠͖̦͚͙̺̣͍̼̯̺̠̗̥̬̳̙̗̫̖̲̦̠̝͎͕͕̞̖͔̝̺͓̻͙̠͖͙̠̺̙̞͈̬̲͙̦͎̞̬̹̮̞͍͚̮̥̬̗͓̰̭̯͕͍̙̩͇̮͓̩̯̻̠͇̝̝̝͎͈̳̻̣̼̮̣̤̠̠̙̰̥̠͚̘̖͙͎̞̹̘͉͓̬͚̘̪̲̘̘̠̤͎̭̳͖͕͉̙̭̖̯͉̫͖̮͇͕̓̏̓̽̆͛̿̅̏̄̄̎͂̽͆̏̽̀̌̄́̈́̈̾͋̓̔̈́̂́͆̉̃̿͋̌̂̈́̾̎̽́̀̏̈̃̓̃̒̾̔́͌͛̀̆͗̒̅̓̒̿͐̑͛̂͊̀̃̂̿̍̃͛̏̍͑̓̽͐̽̄̿͆͗̒̔̆͂̈̈́͋͆̈́̆̒͐̐̀̋́́̊̓̆̈́͛̋̊̀̓̾́̍̒̔̍̓̔̑͛͐̓̃̅̌̏̓̍̃̆̓͆͂́̓̋̄̃̂̂͐̍̎̉̐̎̈́̀́̂̈́͊́̔͒̂̌͐̀̉̾̒́̎̀͒̌̈́̌́͂̄͛̅͑̾͋̀̕͘̚̕͘̚͘̚͘͘͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͝. WHAT IS MEANS? PLS HELP
Definitely a 50 cent game. Glad I bought it on sale or I would feel like I was scammed a dollar. Game is funny too and all I can say, it's a little below average. I stopped at level 5 because it was already getting repetitve. I strongly recommend buying this game no more than 50 cents.
I actually enjoyed this game. At first i thought it would be the samething over n over, but eventually the game kinda changes the gameplay style. Gotta have quick reflex's on some part.
I got this game on sale for 0.49 cents and I had a really awesome time playing it. It had the right amount of gore, the right amount of campy humor during the cut scenes, it had some profanity sprinkled in for good measure, and it wasn't too hard to 100%. If you take a tongue-in-cheek attitude and like to hack and slash mindlessly at zombies, I think you'll get a kick out of this game when it's on sale.
It was only fun because of how stupid it is. It only made me laugh because of how bad it is. It was fun for about an hour. Probably not worth 5 bucks, but pick it up on sale for a few laughs!
Ugh... where to begin?
This is a 2d zombie chopper. You play in a static 2D scene as dozens of zombies pour in at you from both sides of the screen. You can move back and forth, have a high and low attack, and... well, that's about it. No jumping, no special moves, just chop high and chop low. There's about 6 or 7 enemies including crawling zombies, zombie children, and... flying frigging dogs (yes you heard that right). Later on in the game, it throws in a few top down 3D levels, which are the only tolerable levels in the game as far as gameplay. Unfortunately, they are very short.
Graphics
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Great if you like comic book style cut scenes, 2D backdrops, and characters with very little animation. Don't expect anything grand. And don't expect any material to wank off too. If you can wank off to badly drawn girls with blood covered cleavage, then you are a "special" person indeed. No, even boobs couldn't save this game...
Story
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Well... there really isn't any. You're looking for BBQ sauce in a zombie apocalypse, so... yeah...
Gameplay
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Monotonous, repetetive, boring, you get the picture... The controls are godawful in 2D. There is an obvious lag between pressing a button and the character executing the action, and sometimes I would hit the button and nothing would happen. You also can do only one thing/button at a time; attack, move, turn. IE, you can't move and attack at the same time, which is really annoying when you have a dozen enemies flying at you from both directions. You can't remap the buttons, which is not a big deal because you only use about 4. Another REALLY annoying thing was that when a zombie gets right on top of you, they seem to become invulnerable, as you just can't seem to hit them, so they just sit there draining your health while you flail your cleaver at them hitting nothing. About 20 levels of 2D frustration...
Redeeming Qualities
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It's short... At the time of this review I had 2.7 hours into the game and 100%ed it. Normally, this would not be a redeeming quality, but in this case I was thankful it was over fast.
3D levels. If these had been a lot longer and a bit more polished, and had there been more of them, it would have been great. I would have even preferred that the whole game been like this with none of the 2D levels. I'll not buy another 2D game from this developer, but if they came out with a top down 3D shooter or something, I would consider checking it out.
The Final Word
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I wanted to quit this game early on, but I decided recently that I would try to 100% every game I played. So, at about level 16, I threw it into "too easy" mode, and slogged my way through to the end. It was one of the most frustrating experiences I've had in awhile. I've been gaming for over 20 years, and I'm sorry to say this is one of the worst I've ever played. You remember Pong for the Atari 2600? I think I had more fun playing Pong by myself with both joysticks than I did playing this game...
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The cleavage dosen't lie, It's so massive! I get a boner just choping off zomibes with it!
11/10 would get more boner.
Pure 2D garbage, waste of 5$. DON'T BUY IT.
P.S. at start, graphic was awesome, before I got it...when I spent my money, I realize that was a big mistake.
bad hit detection, crappy side to side 2d levels come before top down... Story is basic... If there's even really a story. Nothing too special. plays horribly. I paid a dollar fifty and still returned it..
Massive Cleavage vs Zombies: Awesome Edition - Review
I was drawn into this game because I liked how the art style looked.
But after playing this for about an Hour, I cannot recommend it to anyone
for $5 in it's current state. (Even on Sale) for that matter.
It's overuse of QTE, and "Zombie Filler" is a joke. It just spawns waves of Zombies
while you fight with the "Awkward Controls" (cannot change) while you wait for the
timer to run out to progress.
The Story is supposed to be funny, but just ends up being Awkward/Cringe in the end.
Nothing makes sense, you're seeking BBQ Sauce in a ******* Zombie Apocalypse...
I reached level 12/24, and could not force myself or viewers through anymore of it.
As it was I had to Cut/Edit 30% of the footage because of UI bugs overlapping gameplay.
And what does "Massive Cleavage" have to do with Zombies anyway?
Just a cheap attempt to stir up controversy, to keep buyers attention from the lack of
"Game" & Repetitive filler, & awful Controls.
Game Score - Subject To Change
- Art Style 8/10 (Unique, overall nice look)
- The over use of cleavage, it's just over the top.
- Gameplay/Content 3/10 - (Empty & Repetitive)
Just kill Zombies, "Rinse & Repeat. Nothing else to do.
- Controls 1/10 - (Just no, just no.)
Lacks Key Remap option, LMB-High, RMB-Low "Attack" would have been better.
- Story 2/10 - (Tries to hard to be funny...)
A serious story mixed with "Humor" would have gone a lot further.
[*] Bugs/Glitches 6/10 (Ui Overflow Edge, Overlapping Gameplay, "Not Closing")
This happened after I changed my resolution, and the main menu was cut off lol.
In the end it really lacks the "Awesome" in Awesome Edition
Maybe one day this will be ready/worth $5, but right now it has a lot of work/fixes
to catch up to the price it's asking. I have nothing aginst the Dev, but it needs al ot of work.
#THANKGODFORSTEAMREFUND
The game is terrible. Game mechanics get annoying, gameplay is boring and repititive. There isn't much to the game other than crude humor and gore and it's all done very poorly. I can't believe that $4.99 is the regular price for this garbage. I picked it up for $0.49 and it's not even worth that.
Massive Cleavage? Massive Garbage is more like it!
The gameplay is repetitive and awful. You get no scores or rewards for killing endless hordes of zombies. There's no kill counters or timer countdown, so you don't know when you're supposed to beat a stage.
When you die, there's no death scene or sound effect. Only a game-over screen saying "YOU FAIL." For a horror game, that's really lame. Shows laziness on the game developers' part.
I bought a copy of the game while it was on sale for $2.49. And it's still a waste of money!
It is as advertised.
I do like the art style of the CS's. But thats about it. The gameplay is repentive and the controlling is not good enough for the amount of reaction you need.
It starts very easy, but gets insanely difficult with a lot of button mashing after a while.
I'd like it probably more with a cutscene after you fail instead of a simple "You failed".
Not recommended due to its boring gameplay. Better check some Newgrounds Flash games for free.
This is a pretty funny game, and easy to get into. It's not like this is intended to be anything huge but it isn't the BEST game in the world. Worth a few laughs, and the 75% off coupon from Steam didn't hurt.
Well, it is what it's advertised as. It's repetitive and the story is pretty dull. Graphics aren't great, either.
Pretty much the same as the XBOX Live indie game version, at least so far.
Worth about $1 or less in my opinion. Buy it only if you're an achievement hunter or a masochist.
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Awesome Enterprises |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 22.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 56% положительных (50) |