Разработчик: Oscar Brittain
Описание
It's not easy, when your pizza is so cheesy.
Head to Australia in the game critics are calling "Please stop emailing me!" Wage war on the suburbs using an armory of SUPERPOWERS and NOT-SO-SUPERPOWERS in your quest to rid the land of hunger and spread the joys of sexy pizza.What SUPERPOWERS do you get?
A Personal Assistant Koala , Black Magic, A Cloned Flash Mob, a Time Machine and Bovine Growth Hormones, just to name a few. Nothing particularly weird.How about DESTRUCTABLE ENVIRONMENTS and A BANGIN' SOUNDTRACK?
If the game didn't have those, this would all be a waste of your time. I wouldn't waste you time!Can I make it rain in the game?
Geez, you just dont know when to quit, do you? OF COURSE YOU CAN MAKE IT RAIN.Who do you play as?
Tortoiseman was born on planet Tortopia before being sent to Earth by his father, J-Dilla, just before the planet's destruction. On Earth, he was adopted by a bogan pizza chef and his wife. Also, he started to display baller superpowers, which he decided to use for the benefit of humanity. Using the awesomely fake name Cornelius Pretorius, he is a pizza boy for World’s Fastest Pizza, a Fremantle fast-food restaurant.Is Channing Tatum in the game?
Sure.Matthew McConaughey?
Why not.But what about the...
HUSH, child. I know you have many questions, but all I can say is that the answers lie within this remarkable game!Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows XP, Vista, 7 or 8
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: 256MB Graphics Memory
- Storage: 350 MB available space
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mmmmmmm pizza
this game rocks. in essence, Worlds fastest pizza is a fast paced "Deliver The Pizza" game with light roguelike stuff. its also really damn good.
Absolutely frantic and hilarious!
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ All
---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding
---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life
---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
You get deliver pizzas while everyone is trying to kill you, that's the whole game
As an Australian, I feel that it is my solemn duty to leave a review for this game. World's Fastest Pizza is an entertaining game with a fun gameplay loop of delivering pizzas amid all kinds of chaos and destruction. It depicts some of the often ridiculed aspects of contemporary Aussie culture, but even if you don't get all the references there is plenty of over the top action to fall back on. If you enjoy the work of The Chaser and other Australian satirists, then you will probably get a kick out of this game – see the trailers on the store page for what I mean. World's Fastest Pizza has a crude sense of humour that may not be for everyone, but it doesn't punch down.
Honestly, what you do in this game isn't *that* crazy, you just crash through a lot of windows and deliver those pizzas – it's everyone else that's out of control. Virtually of all the mayhem in this game is caused by other characters, which creates an interesting experience where each delivery can play out very differently. Some levels actually just involve walking straight down somebody's lawn and delivering a pizza without any fuss, which is funny the first couple of times, but it does crop up a bit too often, which can negatively affect the pacing of the game somewhat. The powerups and different characters are a fun spin on the game's formula, but they can make the game too easy at times.
I enjoyed World's Fastest Pizza a lot, but it does have a few issues that can detract from the experience, such as being softlocked in the 'Dangerous Room' or the fact that you can instantly close the game without warning by pressing the wrong button. It's worth noting that the structure of this game is not very clear – every new story beat just happens without much warning and it can be hard to keep track of what is going on. You also have to start from scratch whenever you die and you can't save. If you can put up with all of that and you like the sound of some true blue Aussie humour, then you should give this game a shot.
P.S. The theme song is amazing.
I bought this game for $2, based purely on the opening theme song. it's a very good theme song.
I played it for a while and thought oh okay it's like a funny version of Hotline Miami. nothing special besides the humor.
but you know what? I sing the theme to myself in the car every day, and once every few months I re-download the game to play it again. never for a really long time, but I always have fun with it.
and I never finished Hotline Miami either so maybe I'm just bad at it lmfao.
feel I got more than my money's worth.
This is perfect for burning through small pockets of time when you have nothing to do. Watch the chaser's war on everything on YouTube first, if you like that, you'll like this.
NOT WORTH BUYING!
This game is only a quick joke. After nearly 30 mins it get realy borring and repeativ. The best part is the fast rejoin, so you can make another run.
The Hotline Miami of pizza delivery. Kind of a one trick pony. I would not pay more than $2 for it, but it is a fun and ridiculous arcade experience. Mix bullethell and Crazy Taxi with the terror that is the Australian Suburbs and you get World's Fastest Pizza. Race around random neighborhoods during "happy hour" dodging gunfire and explosions, being chased by a rabid dog, to deliver the hottest pies in town, then sneak into a dungeon and follow the blood trails to deliver a last-meal to those being held there - leave them to enjoy their pizzas and get out, then drop off your last meatlovers to a peaceful, sober man in the quitest neighborhood in Sydney. A truly absurd game.
costs less than a pack of winnie blues and wont give you cancer either ay thats heaps good.
What looks to be an amateur game could actually serve as an apt sequel
to a game Generation X spent 25 cents, every two minutes, to play back in
the 1980's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P6kAeQ_m1Q
..but with some crass humor and drug refrence that would've been a big no-no
at the time.
Probably the most accurate portrayal of Australia I have ever witnessed
I ended up wanting to become a pizza delivery driver after playing this game, so I did, and I actually loved my job, then I crashed my car and couldn't work there anymore. I think what I'm trying to say is this game is great but you may end up crashing your car.
Wacky, crazy, and sometimes leaves you asking "what the fuck is going on", but for the price it's a good fun little game that feels a bit like Hotline Miami. Feel free to have a look at my first impressions here.
World's Fastest Pizza is brilliant! I'm the kind of guy that likes to plod through games killing everything and exploring every pixel. With World's Fastest Pizza I take a deep breath and plunge in to total mayhem. Get in, get out and stop stuffing around.
The game markets itself on being proudly Aussie... well, just like in Oz, everything you encounter in the game is pretty much going to either bite you or sting you and it ALWAYS hurts. Then, unexpectedly, you can get an easy,short break. Did I say short? Who am I kidding? Let your guard down and something will crawl up your trouser leg before you can count the correct change.
I have no doubt this will be the kind of game I will come back to time and time again. Brilliant.
Played this game at a Play Up Perth event, loved it so much. Very fast paced much like Hotline miami which is great. Everything about it has that australian humour like the Police now targeting signs and the Koala powerup, I have no idea what it does but I had a good laugh with that.
Pros:
Cheap price
Great game
Aussie made (Perth! :D)
Very addicting
"here's your pizza"
"burn the witch!"
Cons:
I got stuck outside the map on the very first level
Audio levels could be brought down a little on some things
I used to be a pizza driver myself and yeah, this thing gives me flash backs...
Anyway its pretty frantic video game, Its great for twitch as long as you got good upload speed because obviously its fast paced action. Some people will see similarities in game play like Hotline Miami or the Original GTA mainly because of the top down view but instead of having to kill anyone or etc, It's simply get out of the car, find the delivery point, drop it off and get out. Provides many lols, Its worth a whirl, I liked it.
So yeah, good work lads. :)
As a pizza driver myself, I can say that the detail and feel of the game is almost frighteningly realistic. I still remember the first time I had to run screaming for my car under a hurricane of gunfire.
--SERIOUSLYTHO--
World's Fastest Pizza could be alternately titled World's Fastest Game. A gameplay session is a stitched-together series of exercises in progressive superpowered madness: you deliver pizza, you deliver pizza while moving at the speed of sound, you deliver pizza at the speed of sound while setting everything on fire, etc.
The only downside is that it seemed much too small, and short. After merely an hour, I felt as if I had seen every power-up and level type, and the music was starting to get just a bit repetitive.
The thing was, I didn't really care. I was busy laughing my head off as I drilled a mole burrow through a hapless homeowner's windows and furniture because I'M GONNA DELIVER YOUR PIZZA DAMMIT
Amusing to pick up, play, and put down. For anything more, I might hesitate, but for only three dollars, consider adding it to your library.
This is a fast arcade like game, similar to Zombies Ate my Neighbors.
Pros:
Lots of levels with randomized goal areas for pizza drops
Many unique upgrades
Variety of unique enemies
Very rewarding for good movement (Faster pizza delivery gives more money)
Cons:
I played for about half an hour with my arrows keys and my fingers are exhausted. When you get superspeed it becomes even more intense. You really should play this with a controller or joystick
There's a boss that isn't really explained how to beat and you just run around confused as to how you kill him. You'll easily make it back to him though
My main gripe is the kamikaze enemies that do massive damage. They might kill even if you have the 420 health upgrade but I'm not sure, they're just not very fun.
EDIT: I'd really like a pause button and to be able to run the game in windowed mode but there are no options to do so
This game gave me motion sickness faster than The Witness. Soundtrack is terrible, breaking glass broke my ears, massive lag problems when something is hitting your character. Game wants you to grind money in 3 missions at a time and thats annoying as hell.
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Oscar Brittain |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 22.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 92% положительных (36) |