Разработчик: Phr00t's Software
Описание
Each uterus (or throat) is procedurally generated & populated with defenses. The deeper you go, the harder it gets!
Game also supports the Oculus Rift, so you can experience the majestic violence first hand!
This is the craziest sperm racing shooter ever devised. Give it a shot!
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Controls tip: you don't have to hold down the accelerate button if you are already going at full speed in the direction you want. You can let go, look around and shoot in different directions. You'll continue floating straight until you accelerate elsewhere!
Getting a java.lang.NoSuchMethodError crash? Fix is here!
Java 8+ required on Mac & Linux:
Supports Oculus Rift v0.6.0.1 with OpenVR in Extended Mode, updates planned for Direct Mode
Поддерживаемые языки: english, italian
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: Dual-core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: ATI or NVIDIA (Intel HD NOT supported)
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Sound Card: OpenAL Supported
- VR Support: SteamVR. Keyboard and mouse required
- Additional Notes: Java 8 included in Spermination
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: Quad-core+
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: ATI or NVIDIA (Intel HD NOT supported)
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Sound Card: OpenAL Supported
- Additional Notes: Java 8 included in Spermination
Mac
- OS: Mac OSX 10.8+
- Processor: Dual-core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: ATI or NVIDIA (Intel HD NOT supported)
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Sound Card: OpenAL Supported
- Additional Notes: Java 8+ Required
- OS: Mac OSX 10.8+
- Processor: Quad-core+
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: ATI or NVIDIA (Intel HD NOT supported)
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Sound Card: OpenAL Supported
- Additional Notes: Java 8+ Required
Linux
- OS: Any recent distribution that supports Java 8 & 3D Acceleration
- Processor: Dual-core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: ATI or NVIDIA (Intel HD NOT supported)
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Sound Card: OpenAL Supported
- Additional Notes: Java 8+ Required
- OS: Ubuntu 14.04+
- Processor: Quad-core+
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: ATI or NVIDIA (Intel HD NOT supported)
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Sound Card: OpenAL Supported
- Additional Notes: Java 8+ Required
Отзывы пользователей
Spermination – A Game That’s Really Going Places! 🍆💥
Ever wondered what it would be like to fight off thousands of other sperm in an epic race to the egg? No? Well, strap in, because Spermination is the wildest ride through biology you’ll ever take. 🏁🐝
You’re not just any sperm here, you’re the sperm—fighting for survival in a wacky battle royale against 1,000 other, uh, overachievers. The premise is simple: be the fastest, smartest, and most agile swimmer in the bunch, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll get the privilege of becoming an actual baby. 🍼🏆
The game’s humor is… unique. Let’s just say it’s definitely not for the faint of heart, but if you can appreciate a good laugh at life’s weirdest (and most biological) moments, Spermination is an absolute blast. You’ll be battling sperm-sized obstacles and avoiding all sorts of “competition” in the race of a lifetime. 🏊♂️⚡
And let’s not forget about those baby gnomes you’ll collect along the way. Because, of course, after defeating your fellow sperm warriors, what else would you want but a little gnome collection to ride in your minivan? 🚐💨 It’s a trophy that says, “I made it, and now I’m taking home some quirky prizes!”
With nonstop action and a bizarrely hilarious premise, Spermination is the most fun you can have with a completely, uh, unusual concept. Grab your virtual swim cap and go for gold—after all, it's not just about winning, it's about being first. 👑
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cant goon to this
This is a joke game where you enter parts of the human reproductive system, shoot other cells and try to be the first to reach the ovum. It's a joke, made in the hopes that being "edgy" in the game theme will somehow propely this to viral greatness, which didn't happen, because it turns out most gamers have taste. Admittedly, some effort went into fleshing out the joke game as you have various upgrades and so on, but this is really wasted effort, because all anyone is going to see here is the joke theme and anything else is quickly disregarded.
On the upside, the game does feature customisable controls and resolution, so at least some of the basic, minimum requirements have been met. Unfortunately there's a number of other technical defects and shortcomings which contribute to the game being difficult to recommend to gamers, that's if you put the joke theme aside and pretend this was a serious attempt to make a genuine game (it's not).
The game features lazy low-polygon "retro" assets, making this look like a barely functional 3D game from the 1990s. It's unclear why the developers weren't able to arrange high quality, high polygon count contemporary assets for the game, and also irrelevant... what matters is that this looks bad as a result of their decisions, a compromise PC gamers shouldn't have to put up with.
These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.
This didn't appeal much to the people who own a copy of the game, either. It has achievements, and they show us a very clear picture that the game didn't really capture any interest from gamers. The most commonly and easily attained achievement is for dying (something that actually trying to play this joke game will make you want to do), trivial to get, but less than 34 percent of players bothered to get that far before uninstalling the game. Hardly a success story, gamers just weren't all that interested in the game.
Reviewing SteamDB to check how popular this game was with players reveals a surprise... there's a modest spike in player counts for the game. But this only happened once, around the same time that trading cards were applied to the game... so this is just card idlers getting their cards and moving on. A closer look at the numbers shows the game just has a couple of players every week running up the game and idling it for cards, then deleting it. We must ask how it benefits gamers for there to be so many games like this, with no merit as a serious game, that only generate sales from people idling and selling the trading cards.
So, should you buy this joke game? Is this one of the best of the 100,000+ games on Steam?
This is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 11,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product. It's not even that funny as far as jokes go. The Russian asset flipper who did the "Storm area 52" naruto running joke game did better.
Note: Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, and if you removed the fake/joke reviews the game would have a markedly different review score, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.
4/10 - Don't
VR Controls (Quest 3) don't work,
Tried to use game pad, but can't remap keys it's locked to keyboard.
So, for use in VR is useless.
Unless for half a laugh for few mins.
Don't
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Phr00t's Software |
| Платформы | Windows, Mac, Linux |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 22.12.2024 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 87% положительных (254) |