Garfield Kart

this is the worst piece of shit I have played, it's so unbelievably bad it makes me want to shoot myself. this is what a lobotomised Satan would play holy fuck I hope who ever made this dies a slow painful death. they disrespect the holy Garfield this way. their impudence will go no further for thy shall give them righteous retribution filled with religious fervour and zeal in the form of a pipe bomb mailed to them.

FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKASS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great googly moogly what a game

if god exists. he would want me to play garfield kart.

i feel like Jesus is Nermal

I had a friend who bought this for me and later was accused of sexually assaulting his girlfriend. The allegations were proven completely true and I haven't talked to him in three years. According to something I heard through the grapevine, he had thousands of tabs on his phone dedicated to Judy Hopps and James Charles porn. He additionally accused me of being chronically online.

wow ! its s u p e r !i! specially for our younger. My possition first time 5th, 5th, 2nd and 2nd, super smiling racing.

Game is so good I never want to play it again (4/10)

Quite Unpleasant

My little brother liked it xD.

I will never forgive you Xander.

10/10

The part where Garfield said "It's Garfielding time" and then proceeded to Garfield all over the place was truly one of the most emotional moments in all of gaming.

I am now going to spend the rest of eternity playing this game.

10/10 changed my life

There are only a few games out there that stand out as masterpieces, underrated gems, and diamonds in the rough. However, Garfield Kart is all of those. Garfield Kart not only solos every game in existence, but it goes beyond. The deep, fluid, and complex racing mechanics give the player an experience they cannot get anywhere else. You have a few, but mechanically deep characters to choose from. The player might go as Jon or Garfield, but then might end up becoming meta slaves like Odie, or other ones such as the woman who jon liked or something. Garfield Kart can turn boys into men, girls into women, transgenders into transgenders, non binary people into binary code. Its a masterpiece of a game and the finest work of art ever produced on steam and gaming history in general. Sometimes, it goes for the low low price of 50 cents, or even 1 dollar. 1 dollar for a masterpiece that can replace your life is far from generous, it is gods work. Purchase the game. Jon is waiting. Garfield wants you.

There are portals.

Garfield is my lord and savior. I love the Garfield Gods. I killed Nermal in a race one time. Garfield Kart taught me how to drive karts. I cannot think without thinking "ew Mondays" "i hate odie" or thinking about how much I would love to stuff my face in a whole lasagna.

garfield cool but not good

this game is absolute cinema, cant get rid of it

I can feel all my pours opening with Garfiled in his kart.

Garfield Kart is a creation from God
Genuine masterpiece, unforgettable. This game, the world, the characters and the sound tracks are beautiful. My discord e-kitten broken up with me and feel into a deep depression and was thinking in game ending myself, but this game was 75% off on steam and played it, after 5 minutes of playing I realised this game was life changing and now I have become a better man.

(11/10)

Mediocre mobile kart racer, but it's Garfield so it's good.

Life can be challenging, often testing our resilience during the toughest moments. We all experience those periods where the weight of the world feels unbearable, and in those moments, we search for anything—big or small—to help us make it through. For me, that source of solace, laughter, and joy during some of the hardest times in my life came in the form of a game that many might overlook as just a lighthearted distraction: Garfield Kart.

When I first stumbled across Garfield Kart, I didn't think much of it. At face value, it was a silly kart racer with a cartoonish charm, starring the lovable and mischievous cat, Garfield. But what I didn't realize at the time was how much this simple game would come to mean to me, offering a comforting escape and a chance to rediscover joy when life seemed colorless.

In the midst of one of my most difficult phases—when personal struggles weighed heavily on my heart and mind—Garfield Kart became my unexpected sanctuary. Its cheerful, colorful aesthetic created a stark contrast to the darkness surrounding me. The game's whimsical tracks, from lush fields to quirky, imaginative locations, provided a sense of adventure that pulled me away from my worries, even if only for a short time. And in those moments, Garfield Kart gave me something that I couldn’t find elsewhere: a sense of relief, of fun, of joy.

The game's mechanics, simple yet satisfying, allowed me to engage without feeling overwhelmed. There was something soothing about the rhythm of racing through each track, dodging obstacles, and collecting power-ups. The lighthearted chaos of the races mirrored the unpredictability of life itself, but unlike life, there were clear winners and losers, and that sense of accomplishment after crossing the finish line—especially after a hard-fought race—was rewarding in a way that many other things in my life couldn’t offer at the time.

More importantly, Garfield Kart became a reminder that life doesn't have to be taken too seriously. Through the antics of Garfield, Odie, and the rest of the gang, I learned to laugh at myself, at the small missteps and hurdles, and even at the imperfections of my own life. The comedic elements, from Garfield’s smug attitude to the absurdity of racing on tracks filled with lasagna, gave me the perspective I needed to stop viewing life through a lens of constant pressure. It was okay to laugh, to enjoy the moment, and to take a break from the grind.

But perhaps the most transformative aspect of Garfield Kart wasn’t just in the gameplay itself—it was the sense of community it brought. Through the multiplayer modes, I connected with others who, like me, sought an escape in the joy of racing. In the shared excitement of a good race or the camaraderie of overcoming a challenge together, I found a sense of connection. Even though the game itself is lighthearted and playful, those bonds, even virtual, proved to be meaningful. Sometimes, just knowing that someone else was out there experiencing the same sense of joy and release was all I needed to get through a rough patch.

As time passed, I began to realize that Garfield Kart had not only provided me with an enjoyable distraction but had also subtly helped me build emotional resilience. It taught me the value of humor in times of adversity, the importance of taking breaks for self-care, and the power of connecting with others, even if it’s over something as seemingly trivial as a kart race.

For anyone who might be struggling, I highly recommend giving Garfield Kart a try. It’s not just a game; it’s an opportunity to find joy, to laugh in the face of difficulties, and to experience a small but meaningful escape. It reminds us that even when life gets heavy, we can still find moments of lightness, moments of connection, and moments of pure, unadulterated fun. Sometimes, it’s these simple pleasures that can make all the difference in helping us navigate the storm.

In a world that often demands too much of us, Garfield Kart gave me something priceless: a simple reminder that life doesn’t have to be perfect to be enjoyable. And for that, I will always be grateful. I thank you for reading my review, and hope it has convinced you to play this absolute masterpiece of a game.

This game unironically saved my marriage

Butters like fat orange cat kart 10 Pistion cups out of 10

this is a AT MOST decent mario kart clone but i guess its okay because its garfielf

this might be the best game I have ever played. If you hate this game I will leave a hole in your chest

garfield kart sucks

garfield kart changed my life in ways i never imagined possible. at first, it seemed like just another mario kart clone, but it became a transformative escape from the struggles i was facing. as i spent countless hours navigating the vibrant tracks, racing with garfield and friends, i found solace and a sense of accomplishment that had been missing from my daily routine. the game gave me a sense of discipline as i worked my way through levels, pushing myself to improve, and that mentality began to bleed into my real life. the focus, persistence, and problem-solving skills i honed while playing garfield kart helped me land a job i had been desperately trying to get. the unexpected shift in mindset that the game inspired fueled my personal growth, leading me to financial stability and a better outlook on life. it sounds improbable, but the confidence and resilience i gained from those virtual races became the foundation for overcoming my toughest obstacles. also i got this for 25 cents so what a steal!

Where can I begin? This magnificent racing game, the magnum opus of Artefacts Studio, eclipses even the prestige of Formula One and the World Rally Championship in one go. Racing with such impressive figures such as Garfield and Jon, and less fun, Odie, really makes you appreciate the depth and complexity of the compelling storyline. In this essay, I will outline why Garfield Kart is a masterpiece and a worthy choice to dedicate one's life to.

In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said let there be Garf. And it was good. The characters in Garfield Kart are nothing short of godlike. They represent the dichotomy of good and evil, with such glorious and saintly figures as Garfield and Jon. Contrasting this, there are such demonic forces as Odie, and Nermal. There is such depth to the lore and extra hidden scenes, such as when it's discovered that Garfield is actually God Almighty, and when Odie is found to be the head of Al Qaeda. Jon is a force for good as well, with such impactful scenes as Jon’s Glorious Proletariat Revolution against the bourgeois. As well as his eventual martyrdom, it sets up the sequel nicely with Garfield Almighty reclaiming his chosen people as the evil ones are cast down into the fiery pits of hell.

Transitioning away from the characters, the karts themselves. The karts are such magnificent machines, and clearly are the result of thousands of hours of work and craftsmanship, with my personal favorite being the CrackMobiletm It showcases the thrilling complexity of this masterpiece of a racing game, and lets not forget the racing part. The tracks are innovative and deeply complex, allowing for infinite replayability. My personal favorite track is a tie between Detroit Derby and Atlanta Arena, both featuring complex mechanics such as shootouts, while also having significant on track challenges like potholes and road closures. On Atlanta Arena, there is also the hidden obstacle of the Georgia State Patrol, who will pit maneuver you into the wall whenever they get the chance.

This is all to say, what's not to love? A game with thrilling mechanics, deep and complex lore, and infinite replayability. Simply a masterpiece. My final score? 10/10. Even in my limited hours, I can see the complexity and time it takes to master this artwork. There can be no higher praise for such a game, surely to be fondly remembered in the history books as an era defining title. Thank you for reading, and remember, lasagna with love.

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This game is the only way I can cum

Would give it -10 / 10 if I could. Couldn't go left.

lasang

I could go for some lasagna

Mondays.... I think it’s funny that every one wants the success of Mario kart, but puts in no effect to actually compete with it. Garfield Kart is a prime example of being lazy with its work. Slap in any generic music on to a track and call it a day is the way Garfield would say. You want to have complex tracks that test your karting skills? How about simple roads mix with clunky controls and a mini map that just a straight line not even showing you the track your driving on! Power ups that a painfully laughable as they barely help to win a match. Even if you look pass all this the levels are still so dull and lifeless as Garfield eyes. Look all I am sayings is that this game has the same problem as the comics. It only takes 3 frames to realize what you looking at is trash. Man it’s still only Monday... 2/10

this game fucking sucks

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❤ Audience ❤

☑ Beginner
☑ Casual Gamer
☐ Normal Gamer
☐ Expert

☼ Graphics ☼

☐ Bad
☑ Alright
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Fantastic

♬ Music ♬

☐ Bad
☑ Alright
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Fantastic

☠ Difficulty ☠

☐ Easy
☐ Average
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard
☐ Unfair

§ Bugs §

☐ Bugs destroy the game
☐ Lots of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☑ Nothing encountered

☯ Story ☯

☑ There is none
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

⚔ Gameplay ⚔

☑ Frustrating
☐ Sleepy
☐ Boring
☑ Fun
☐ Challenging

۞ Game time / Length ۞

☑ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short (4 - 7 hours)
☐ Few hours (8 - 20 hours)
☐ Long (21-50 hours)
☐ Very Long (51-100 hours)
☐ Extremely Long (101+ hours)

$ Price / Quality $

☐ Full price
☑ Wait for Sale
☐ Don't buy
☐ Refund it if you can

I aspire to have 5000 hours in this game.

10/10

This game caused my alcoholism

Garfield Kart is Garfield Kart. You play it for the memes, and then you realize. "Hey! this game is kind of fun and challenging." This was me. This was me when playing it. A whole 2 hours of beating this game felt like a garfternity.

So I would rate this garfapiece a garf/10. Please never touch this game with anticipation for a good racing game. :)

this game FUCKING SUCKS. im trying to 100% and im sat here at 12:28 AM on valentines day with my girlfriends crying over GARFIELD KART. do not fucking get tyhis game im literally sobbing

This game is pretty mid, but it's also a staple to my Library. Due to that, I can't really complain about the game.

a cheap knockoff, but it is VERY cheap. honestly, worth the $5 for meme value alone

theres a cat named garfiedl an dhe goes nmoew oin this game

Very cool and very nice

I really couldn't get into this game. I prefer a nice game of Mario Kart to this one.

the garf consumes.

Fire game, LOVE IT!

el mejor juego que juge en mi vida

nah, not even a lil