I Am Bread

loaf

There is no False Advertising.

bread

It is difficult to be bread.

Meh You-tuber game for streamers meh fun to watch not that much to play.

Honestly, this game is amazing! No matter how many times I yell and scream! 😁

Have you ever woken up and thought, "I wish I were a slice of bread on a mission"? No? Well, too bad—because I Am Bread exists, and it will challenge everything you thought you knew about both gaming and gluten.

You play as a humble slice of bread with a dream: to become toast. Sounds simple, right? WRONG. Your greatest enemies are gravity, dirt, and an absolutely savage physics engine that turns every movement into a battle against the laws of nature. Navigating a kitchen has never been so difficult—or hilarious. One wrong move, and you’ll find yourself face-down on the floor, instantly coated in grime like some tragic three-second rule casualty.

The controls? Imagine trying to operate a marionette with spaghetti noodles for fingers. The frustration? Astronomical. But the satisfaction of finally making it to the toaster? Pure euphoria.

In summary, I Am Bread is ridiculous, infuriating, and absolutely brilliant. If you've ever wanted to experience the emotional journey of a bread slice fighting for its crispy destiny, this is the game for you. Just be prepared to rage-quit… and then come back for one more try. 🍞🔥😂

i screamed so hard my throat hurt for days after thats not a joke

🥖 Well, it's not as fun as «Surgeon Simulator» or even «Goat», but the idea is definitely crazy, backed by a fairly simple story. Obviously, it's a bit of a "rage game", because physics don't play a big role in funny sims, but it's important here and at the same time can be bad. However, being a YT's title, ordinary players haven't really even tried to complete it (if you check the achievements). In fact, ~70% of them can be easily unlocked in under 5h, without any guides, but if most didn't even bother to complete the short seven-level campaign, it's not surprising that the game is relatively forgotten. So long, toast, only crazy people will do your time trials for platinum, and for the rest — the game was just okay.

frustrating asf. broke 23 controllers, my desk, my gaming chair and 4 monitors playing this game. 10/10 def reccomend

Bread :3

there's nothing to say.

No I am not

i got this the day it came out i dont know why
fire soundtrack 10/10

This game is crashed. I'm unable to play it on Windows 10/11.

Bought this in 2015 because of Markiplier. Played a few times and put it away. Then came back on my steam deck while waiting for my car to get worked on and didn't realize how much more features they added to the game! I'm laughing my ass off most of the time playing zero G mode and bagel race too!

Definitely recommend it and check out all the bread puns it comes with too. Lots of Dad joke bread puns as I came back to it

instructions unclear, got bred

because i like pain this game is fun get it if you also like pain

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A fun little game with horribly difficult controls (on purpose) :D

You. Are. Bread. 10/10, you will get extra points on ground!

Boring youtuber game bait.

Take a slice out of life. Bread is alive and this is not the bread of life Jesus was talking about. This bread is suicidal. Each level you have to guide bread to a heated area so it can toast its self to victory. That's the surface goal. The true lore is that you came to life to torment a man in his life leading to his almost fatal car crash you cause. This game is considered hard I can say it is challenging but not impossible. Many of the game modes are fun, bagel race , baguette rampage , bread in zero gravity are all fun and so able. The game mode almost impossible or really annoying is Cheese cracker hunt. You break way to fast for that to be fun. 2 cross overs they do is TF2 bread teleporter event and Goat simulator. Lot of love put in there. There even a Star Wars Parody where you play bread in space of episode 4. Honestly this is a very creative game and has alot of options alot of games don’t offer. So if your looking for challenge than I would give this a shot. Its not rocket science until it is. Just remember if a slice of bread comes to life and its not a metaphor for Jesus. I would shot it with a 12 gage. 8/10

This game will ruin you. I hate it.

aged poorly

Would be a fun game if it worked..

Bread: "I am Bread!!"
Me: "Food!"

Dunno why I thought this game would still work... not going to troubleshoot it either, Oh well lol
very unfortunate

You are now bread

bread

doesn't work, tried everything.

"I Am Bread" will drive you bonkers in the best way possible.

I don't know that any game has frustrated me more.

Unfinished, unoptimised, and kind of unfun. 5/10

Bread

All I know how to make.

this game has given me a fear of grains

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bread.

this game is like cock and ball torture, its fun when it isnt you. 10/10 wont play again