Rogue Warrior

To say I was disappointed by this is weird cause I already KNEW it was gonna be bad

But like a lot of it is just generic lame bad, not over the top funny wtf bad

Only buy this if youre morbidly curious AND its on sale

Poor Mickey Rourke having to voice this dude, wtf

A funny game, but not bad as I was expecting, and I didn't encounter any crash while playing.
The game is easy even on Elite difficulty for someone who rarely plays shooter games (that's me), and it's also short as it took for me 3 hours to beat it on Elite difficulty.
If you don't mind hearing lots of swearing, then this game will be enjoyable for you.

Unplayable. Crashes after few mins after start.

Rouge Warrior is arguably best and worst game i ever played, It had one of their funniest quotes in any worst games.

This game is so bad but actually good, if you want having fun with this game with your friends. I would recommend buy this game for $3 with very linear and short game with 2 hours but it had funny rag doll physics, stuttering and crash issues. You need to download file to fix stuttering and crash issues.

I would give 6/10 for having fun with your friends and streaming game to enjoy with bad game but actually good.

Bought it for 2.59 Canadian dollars and it still feels like a rip-off.

Let's cut the extremely short story even shorter - I finished the entire game on regular difficulty setting in 68 minutes. One minute below nice, but even then I spent 10 minutes troubleshooting it when one level decided not to load any textures, so me and the enemies were trapped in an endless white void moving at 7 frames per second - I dialled down the resolution to whichever one the game arbitrarily decreed would display at 50hz instead of 60hz and that fixed it. Without this hiccup I am completely confident one can easily beat it in under an hour.

What this game REALLY feels like is some kind of a promo product you get when you buy a large meal at Burger King or something. Literally bite sized. In what passes as a story in this game you play as One Mean Dude, Demo Dick Marcinko, a super special type who is sent to North Korea and then Soviet Union to stop some nefarious missile plot and kill lots of people in the process. It is literally one single continuous mission from start to finish (and yet for some reason the game takes away your weapons and re-issues you with the same two starter guns at the beginning of every level). It would literally be one level in a full-sized game like Call of Duty.

Even then, the fundamentals aren't fun. Yes, because the game lasts as long as a single level does in other games you don't really have much running time for iteration, but it also doesn't evolve or change or introduce any new mechanic after the first level - you can shoot, throw grenades, and do melee takedowns, and that's it. There's optional stealth but it's more rudimentary than in many PS1 games (you can shoot up a room full of enemies with machine guns and grenades, and just in the next room over the enemies would be totally unaware of anything going awry).

There are no vehicle sections, no turret sections, no bomb defusal minigames, no scripted set-pieces, not even quick-time-events (for better or worse). I probably put more effort and mental capacity into writing this review than I had to use playing through this game. To make sure there's no challenge for the player the developers even gave you a radar that will show you where all the enemies are in your vicinity. Really, the only things about this game that are impressive (apart from how short it is) is the number of profanities delivered by the player character (though apparently even then it is dialled DOWN from the semi-autobiographical novels it's based on), and the number of animations they cooked up for melee takedowns. It's maybe, oh, I dunno, 20 or 30 of them? But yeah, I am probably going to refund this.

Have you ever woken up one day and wondered, what would like be like as a Navy Seal? Have you also wondered what it would be like to say the most of the wall tongue in cheek/cringe insults while watching god awful rag doll physics? Look no further! This is simultaneously one of the best and worst games I have ever played. You will probably have to restart multiple times, the game is broken in a multitude of areas, but it makes up for it in its completely unintentional comedy. I had a genuine blast playing this game. You are doing yourself a disservice by not picking this up, especially being 5 dollars or less.

I don't even know where to start. Is this game a joke? It has to be a prank.
Cheesy lines after cheesy lines, FULL of bugs: crash every 5 minutes, stutters if you dare playing on controller, ridiculous time to finish (2 hours and a half in a straight line, 5 hours and a half if you try to 100% this somehow)
To be clear, the bugs, the crashes, it was all there from the start, but even to this day, they don't really have fixes, you can look it up online "rogue warrior crash" nobody has a solution for that. And for the controller caused stuttering, the only solution is to either unplug the controller or make your PC believe there is none with a DLL file and all... F that.
At that point this might be a scam.


---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☑ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☑ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☑ 1
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☐ 10

Play this or you're a goddanm cock breathe commie motherfucker.

I heard more swear words than I had spent minutes in this game. It was a great experience. (But not really). Nowadays, IGN would give this game an 8/10.

I could make so many jokes about this game, but developers beat me to it.

SUCK MY FUCKING BIG HAIRY BALLS YOU STUPID PIECE OF FUCKING DOG SHIT FUCK YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR SISTER I'M FUCKING HER IN THE ASS YOU FUCKING RETARD PIECE OF SHIT ASS BITCH CUNT FUCK DOG FUCKING DICKLESS BRAINLESS PIECE OF FUCKING FUCK SHIT

Just the dialogue 10/10 , I mean is a 2009 game what do you expect, people here talking that you need a thread-ripper to run the game lol.

Okay, well, the price tag is what it is for a reason, this is an hour long video game. Wow.

I bought this game since I saw it was developed by Rebellion. They've made some lower budgeted titles that I actually liked.

I am actually not sure where I stand with 'Rogue Warrior' since even though it is somewhat funny at times, this is an incredibly short game and, while I don't personally believe a game's value can be decided inherently on length - since sometimes, a shorter experience can be way more enjoyable that one dragged out for 90 hours - in the case of this game... seriously.

I'll just have to figure it out as we go through it here.

Rogue Warrior is not the worst shooter I have ever played. It is a cover shooter, kind of, except Rebellion also made a lot of PC shooters so they also just let you press C to crouch. This means you can play through the entire game without using cover even once, like I did. You have a variety of weapons you can use but unfortunately they made the decision to give your starting pistol - which is suppressed - infinite ammo. So I played through this entire game without swapping weapons once.

It's a pretty standard shooter, this game came out in 2009 but it feels pretty dated in terms of design for that period, it reminded me a lot of Soldier of Fortune II, but that game is fantastic by comparison with this. The only thing that kind of earmarks this as a 2009 game is I think that some of the models look pretty good and the regenerating health (vignette plus desaturated colors to indicate your health levels) is typical of that point in time.

I think the fact that none of the weapons feel all that great to shoot (I did take the time to at least try a couple other guns, they're not too pleasant to use) is a bit of a problem. There's no fun alt-fire or other toys to play with so this is purely just a point and click shooter. Not at all a problem for some games, but this is one of the most perfunctory and simply functional games I've ever played.

Rogue Warrior as a whole feels like a game made in six months on a lark - because someone knew Richard Marcinko and was like hey let's ask him if he wants to star in a video game, and he was like 'OK' so they made it.

Since they're really not asking a lot for the game and some of the dialogue is somewhat amusing I have wondered if that is really all it was, I really don't know, I don't have any evidence or information since no one seems to know anything about this game.

Anyway, it's not really that bad of a game honestly, I have heard it called 'buggy' and so on but I was able to complete the game just fine without even a single crash. It ran fine. It's not that GOOD of a game.

Although this is approaching 'so bad it's good' territory, I think I'll have to settle for not recommending it since I don't think there's even enough comedy to mine from the game itself to justify playing it. It's simply too short and the few funny lines said are too few and far between AND on top of that I would not be surprised if everyone making this game was in on the joke and knew just how silly this entire thing is.

Rogue Warrior feels like a budget parody, without ever tipping its hand too far, but also without owning it, leaving it sort of in this weird mess of ambiguity where you don't know if the game saying your next objective, "GET THE F*** OFF THE DAM" in all caps and with that swear word uncensored is... intentionally funny, or if they genuinely thought that they were making out Richard Marcinko to be that much of a badass that even his mission objectives are cool.

I think I will settle for not recommending it because it's just so short, and it isn't that fun to play. I will never really want to revisit this game again I think. It's just not worth it.

This game is so funny. I spent nearly half an hour trying to fix the vsync and stuttering issues and still managed to beat the campaign and see the goofy-ass Mickey Rourke rap sequence at the end with time to spare for a refund!!!

This has got to be one of the most broken video games in recent memory. It's worse than Hunt Down the Freeman.

DON'T PLAY THIS TRASH!

"Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls, wrap them around your mouth!"

game is a total goat fuck.

First off before I give this review I just wanted to say RIP to Richard Marcinko honestly I didn’t know he passed away until about a week ago honestly I felt like Bethesda should’ve made this game a lot better for him before he passed away. Let me just say this right now. This has to be one of the worst. Bethesda games I’ve ever played the AI is stupid and they don’t know what they’re doing half the damn time the aiming system is crap it is easy to stealth enemies as well. And half the time noise does not affect the enemies as you can run just behind them and stealth without them even known like I don’t understand how that’s even possible they should be able to hear you run or walk in the matter another thing I wanted to point out is the fact that this game is also short as well. There’s only eight missions in this game and you can literally beat this game and under an hour even on the hardest difficulty or at least an hour like come on Bethesda really I know you didn’t make the game but still you published this game and thought it was a good game honestly, I could see why the multiplayer is dead because honestly, this game is horrible and trash honestly, I recommend you don’t play this game this game is just not the game you’re hoping for It’s not the worst first person should I’ve ever played the worst goes to Manhunter. But other than that, I still would not recommend you playing this game. Honestly it’s not worth even spending five dollars on a game. I can’t believe this game was even $60 when it came out what a waste of money and honestly I will never play this game again you should have done this game a lot better for Richard Marcinko cause honestly he deserves better respect than this awful game like I said, I’ll never touch this game again. Please do not buy and do not play. That is all I have to say. Thank you for reading.👎 PS: I knew he used to cuss a lot but I don’t need to hear him say it every single second or every time I kill an enemy or getting near your enemies like it’s not worth listening too like come on The game would also lag stutter and even crash I literally had to download free files just so I can get the game to work even though I have a good graphics card and a good processor to run this game like it makes absolutely no sense like come on this is so awful like I said I’ll never play this game again and I hold that Steam takes this off the store page because this is not even we’re buying at 5$ dollars now

KINOOOOOOOOO

Also runs well on linux without any additional work

#whoa

I kinda liked it.

the first ever stab-type game

I like it because it is realistic, he says shit or fuck when he gets hit and he has a foul mouth constantly yelling out profanities at the enemy

It Crushes way too much
took me 3 seconds after start playing the game to crush it

Despite the various hate for this game its not bad honestly all the different instant kills remind me of coup de graces from resident evil 6 and various kill cams from different assassins creed games. solid shooter i just think theres a LOT of like swearing like insane amounts of swearing. kinda unnecessary in my opinion but i see nothing wrong with the game. if you like shooters i don't see a reason why couldn't enjoy this game

Terrible game runs horribly, Old school resolution for newer and bigger monitors was not a thought in development. Game is Trash

vovaksius

It runs poorly on modern systems, but it's fun.

great

Rogue Warrior doesn't live up to expectations and to its long development process. The story might have inspired a title with a more varied and polished gameplay, but this Rebellion game is affected by a scarce duration, which is unacceptable.

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Game works like absolute trash on modern systems. Not worth a penny.

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Great Game. Worth Playing.

One of the worst games I've ever played. Horrible mechanics, dumb ai, repetitive missions, lack of content and context sensitivity issues. The only thing that makes this game somewhat enjoyable is just how corny everything is the dialogue is just horrible to the point I think it was intentional because it was pretty funny. The protagonist is voiced by Mickey Rourke loves to talk about his balls for some reason.

Every few years i come back and play this, Its such a fun bad game, objectively its such a laughably horrible experience, the story and dialogue feels like it was written by a 12 year old who just learned what swearing is. These cutscenes look like what a child would do playing with GI Joe action figures, its hilarious seeing the endless leaps in logic and physics where nothing makes sense. Making a game that activates the silly neurons in your brain, perfect for a joke gift.

It's a total goat fuck

Take a shot for every time Mickey Rourke says f**k.

This is a very cheap and short game. But is fun .
The insults could have been more and more colorful.
Multiplayer is dead and there are no bots.
No serious bugs.
Best with a discount.