Drunken Robot Pornography

Comentario Analítico: "Drunken Robot Pornography"

De la mano Dejogaan Games, el mismo estudio encargado de AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity (Incluido en el bundle que dio lugar al ARG de Portal 2), Monster Loves You! y 1... 2... 3... KICK IT! (El primer Early Access de Steam, hoy eliminado del listado e inhabilitada su compra), estrenó en 2014 un Shooter en primera persona estilo Bullet Hell de nombre Drunken Robot Pornography, pese a no incluir pornografía en lo más mínimo.

Le tengo algo de cariño, tuvo su etapa de Acceso Anticipado durante los meses en los que recién empecé a usar Steam y me resultó curioso por sus similitudes estéticas con Sanctum y por el extraño trailer que publicaron para la actualización Drunken Robot Battle Royale. Es un juego absurdo, su música y sentido del humor huele a la electrónica del 2012 y al ridículo que tan popular volvió a muchos Youtubers de la época. Es evidente el público al que apela.

Es un juego frenético, no tendría ningún problema con ello si no fuera tan caótico visualmente, en algunos escenarios es prácticamente imposible siquiera vislumbrar qué está ocurriendo en pantalla. A la dificultad habría que retocarla un poco, los primeros niveles son sencillísimos e inmeditamente salta a escenarios que ajustan demasiado los objetivos en relación al límite de tiempo.

Con el paso del tiempo adquirió un editor de niveles y robots, y una Workshop en la que publicar nuestras creaciones y/o jugar contenido personalizado.

¿En conclusión? Claramente no es un juegazo, pero sí un decente Bullet Hell en primera persona.

I didn't put a lot of time into it but it's an alright game just not something I'm interested in. It's pretty easy at least at the start, pretty much all the robots are a one shot but idk I guess I was expecting more like Ultrakill for like a quickpaced fps bullet hell but you can avoid most things by standing still and it isn't too chaotic. Fun game, just not for me.

Drunken Robot Pornography: A Chaotic Giant Robot Bullet Hell That's Rated E for Everyone!

When you first hear about a game named Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP), you might wonder what to expect. The game indeed revolves around one of gaming's classic tropes: epic giant robot boss battles, although not in the way you might initially imagine.

In DRP, the levels are individual, self-contained challenges in a first-person shooter style. You play as a character with a jetpack, and each stage feels like a multi-tiered jungle gym where you bounce around while battling hordes of enemies. The primary focus, however, is the enormous and menacing robot bosses that appear as you progress.

While there's technically a story in DRP, it tends to remain in the background as you concentrate on mastering the game's mechanics, which include movement and combat. Scattered throughout each stage are power-ups that can enhance your abilities. For instance, you can find upgrades that extend your jetpack's boost duration and increase your weapon's firing rate. Utilizing these power-ups effectively is essential for overcoming the highly challenging boss battles.

Completing each stage is not just about surviving long enough to deplete the boss's health. These stages are timed, so speed and efficiency in your attacks are vital. The bosses often hover near the top of the stage, requiring you to constantly navigate the terrain using your jetpack, evade incoming enemy fire, and pick up power-ups. This is where the game's true challenge lies – zipping around from platform to platform, dodging attacks, and simultaneously unloading your weapons on the boss and its minions. It demands agility and intense concentration. Missteps can result in taking damage from enemies or falling to the bottom of the stage, which wastes precious time.

The core idea behind DRP is intriguing, and the gameplay is undoubtedly challenging. However, some players may find the level design lacking. The constant juggling of controls – managing movement and combat – can be a source of frustration, making the path to mastery seem hindered. Additionally, the boss battles themselves tend to feel somewhat repetitive due to similarities in their functionality.

On the bright side, the giant robot bosses in DRP boast an impressive visual design. The developers have put significant effort into the game's visual presentation, which pays off. The game follows the trend seen in many indie games with a unique visual style and a fitting electronic soundtrack, making it enjoyable both visually and aurally.

The game offers comic relief through a robot partner who communicates with you throughout the gameplay. They typically alert you when your character's health is low, but they also sprinkle in humorous jokes, including recurring jests about the protagonist's sexuality that can elicit chuckles.

What could prove to be DRP's most enticing feature is its editor. The level editor allows players to create their own levels and robots, which can be shared in-game or through the Steam Workshop. Even before the official release, there were already dozens of player-created stages available for download, significantly enhancing the game's value given its modest $15 price tag.

Game's Awesome, Story's Amazing, and the song at the main menu single-handedly boosted this game to a 9/10 for me.

10/10 -- best drunken robotic pornographic bullet hell in the history of.....mmyes.

I mean, there's alcohol...
There's plenty of robots....

But it's missing the most important ingredient.

Has a three pack for purchase which implies multiplayer, I found it through a filtered search for online co-op/multiplayer games in Steam, says "Drink your friend's cocktails".

Has no multiplayer.

Pretty average Bullet Hell game with about 2-5 hours of gameplay. Depends on how good you are. If you're really into it, you can download challenges and levels from the steam workshop too. I'm a few levels away from finishing this game and I think it's pretty fun. I recommend, just don't buy it at full price. Get it on sale as I did.

Pros:
Fun combat, frustrating at times
Fun bosses
Different challenges introduced every few levels

Cons:
Repetitive at times
The level 25 boss
No pornography

I give this game a soild 7.2/10

It's got it's problems, such as the broken difficulty curve, but I really enjoyed this. Blowing up robots is fun, and this game is nothing but blowing up robots. Also, the dialog is hilarious and it has an amazing theme song.

Way too much fun. Fast paced, Perfectly challenging, Awsomeness.

This game does so much perfectly:
- Great Platforming.
- The right amount of speed and control in your movements.
- Boss Battles and individual missions are fun as hell to play through.
- Shooting down titans bit by bit is incredably satisfying
- Some moments genuinely made me laugh.
- Cool Music
- Jetpacks.

It's fucking awesome. A perfect game if you want a fun and satisfying game.

There was was a bot named Tim
Who grew tired of serving folks gin
So the bar, he burned down
And he razed the whole town
And he gladly bade the place fin.

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It's a really fun game. I alpha tested it and made a bunch of levels, so I don't know if my review really counts because it's like my friend's kid to me.

As with most porn sessions, you'll probably want to start with about an hour before getting into the good stuff. Maybe twice that if you're also drunk.

Seriously, this is a fun game to hop into every now and then to pass some time or destroy some stuff. It's pretty addicting with awesome personality. Later into the game there's a surprisingly high need to strategize, which is both fun and enraging.

Get your flops flipped...
Your Fedora's tipped...
Because you're gonna see some serious euphoria
after you get this motherf***in blunt of a game.
after beating numerous of touhou like shooting bosses who will desintegrate every single piece of sushi out of your japanese character, you'll be withered away in your dark corner with your waifu's dakimakura because you couldn't beat the Semi-final boss before the final boss,
who's the semi-boss of the bigger final Ultraboss!

LASERS!
VERTICAL LASER BEAMS!
HOMING PULSE CANNON SHOTS!
EVERYTHING AT ONCE, OCTAGONALLY MULTIPLIED.
ALSO COMES WITH "CREATE YOUR OWN FINAL BOSS"
BECAUSE WHO NEEDS STANDARD ENEMIES ANYWAY?
CREATE YOUR OWN HUGE A$$ OVERKILLING OP ROBOT
WITH MILLIONS OF LASERS SPINNING 360 DEGREES ON 3 DIFFERENT AXIS!
THE ULTIMATE BULLET HELL THAT'LL MAKE FLANDRE SCARLET SUCK ROBOTIC C*CKS

It's reallly fun. Like touhou, but in first person with lazers. Also, the title says it's porn. It's not porn unless you have a hard on for lazers and robots.


Which i do.

10 erections/10

When i first started DRP, i was a bit disappointed : i was expecting epic battles against mega robots, and all i was getting was robots seemingly made of cardboard (because they were dying in 15s), or score/checkpoints chasing arenas. Moreover, the controls felt too floaty, especially when on the ground.

But I trust Dejobaan, who have yet to disappoint me with a game. So i kept at it, and boy am i glad i did. What seemed like a small game with 15-20 levels, is actually chock full of robots and the difficulty rises slowly but surely. Soon, i was getting into tense fights with robots that seemingly wouldn't die despite the huge firepower i was throwing at them.

I like that there is both a platforming aspect, trying to maneuver your jetpacks where you need to, but also a tactical one. Since you're on a timer, you need to figure out the best path to maximize the damages to the Titans, while getting all the vital power-ups you need. Dwell around too much, and the clock will be the death of you.

DRP packages this challenging game into a very nice shell. First the graphisms, with grandiose, colorful arenas that are a nice changes to the usual "gritty brownish" of many games. Second the soundtrack, which is all over the place in a positive way : one arena will have dubstep, while the next will be more jazzy, and the next one will offer yet another ambiance... Very nice mix all around :). Finally, the silly-in-a-good-way Dejobaan humor ties the story and the gameplay in a nice way.

I still find the controls a bit too floaty for my tastes, but I've mostly adapted to that, and i can't deny the adrenaline rush this game provides me. You dance around countless lasers, you tear off bits and pieces of the Titan one by one, while you keep moving to avoid the smaller enemies and seeker projectives. DRP is really EPIC BATTLES AGAINST GIANT ROBOTS.

Great fun, bonkers, as usual not as funny as a funny game thinks it is, but a visual treat and generally not boring, although a few of the levels are SO HARD... drop it to Easy once you pass level 40 and you'll probably have more fun... I spent hours failing some levels on Normal.

This game. It had such promise, but...my enjoyment for this game quickly turned into frustration.

Not because it was hard. I mean, it was hard, but it wasn't a good kind of hard.

When a game is hard, but we keep playing it, it's because we know we can do it--that the only thing screwing us over is the fact that we're not good enough, but if we train and perservere, we can overcome the challenge.

This game did not provide this. In fact, what I found in this game was a load of bullshit.

I'll start off with what I liked about this game: It had a really good sense of humor. The song you got during the menu screen was also pretty awesome. The dialogue was cool and I think it told its story pretty well.

What got to me was the gameplay though.

It starts off easy as fuck. Level one, you're facing down a boss. Round starts, it's so easy to kill him without him landing a single shot on you. 30 seconds max. Congrats on the achievement.

Five levels later, you're dealing with a small island, narrow paths and enemies flying at you from everywhere. It wouldn't be a problem if the physics of this game were any good! There is just so little deceleration that if you're running full speed and you see a ledge, you're going to fall off that ledge. Oh, and that jetpack? Good luck using it to get back up.

When you have momentum in this game, it's very hard to change that momentum. Slow down? Try again. Turn around because you've accidentally gone off the path due to avoiding an enemy? HA! That's not happening. Jetpack to safety? You don't have the fuel to stay in the air nearly long enough for your momentum to change direction.

Oh, and remember: those paths are not intended to be there so you can navigate them with ease. Really, the enemies aren't even your biggest threat. It's falling off that is! I'm fine with a few areas to fall off, but this game just makes it impossible to do any sort of manuevering once you get far enough.

The objectives are typically to get a certain amount of points in a couple minute timespan. It's not fun. That's not what a bullet hell is. Will not recommend buying.

I kind of suck at this game but still I kind of love it. It's a meat boy kind of experience when you never feel like you are quite good enough but still you feel kind of awesome all the time, even when you are dying horribly.

Are you good at dodging bullets? Jumping and flying a jetpack? Shooting robots? Shooting bigger robots? Collecting martinis? All at the same time on small platforms that you really should try not to miss while doing allt he jumping, shooting and collecting? If so, good luck!

One thing I truly love in this game is that it's quite easy to make your own big ass robots and amazing maps in the in game editor. Also it got a great community =)

I wanted to believe that this game was amazing. How could it not be with such a great title?

The gun feels unsatisfying which is a cardinal sin in an FPS. There is only one to choose from, and it feels disconnected: when you fire a shot, there's no feedback that it hit anything.

The FPS aspect is also wasted in a supercharged dodgefest where your highest priority is collecting items (shoooting is painfully secondary in this game, as you gt more points from collecting random things on the level). Now deal with this all while trying to beat the clock in every level, and you wonder why they bothered making this a precision FPS.

Enemies come from all directions at great speed and in great numbers with none of the typical clues (no HUD indicators or even sound hints), making dodging nearly impossible unless you have a sixth sense.

The jetpack feels unreliable in use, can't consistently depend on it because the required on-off-on-off feathering action is immediately forgotten in the heat of battle (with several dozen baddiies coming at you from all sides).

If the developers made the game third person and made tthe jet pack more consistent and would will save this game. Think more like MDK, and less like Quake Live with a timer. But in it's current form it falls flat.

I'm afraid i can't in the least bit recommend this game. I so wanted to love it, and it seriously looked amazing on the trailers.
It had such promise, and it manages to cash in pretty much none of that. There's no feeling of bullet hell of any sort, outside of the gun you're firing when it's actually powered up. You don't need to even concider dodging bullets or beams, because the game's bosses, titans, are actually extremely brittle, and it's trivial to shoot out their weapons in an instant, leaving them as little more than static pieces of scenery.

The only threat in the game comes from the seemingly infinitely spawning random little drone enemies, as well as an indescribably silly decision to put in a time limit.

The game looks great, the bosses look great, so much so, that i'm very sure 80% of the development time went for polishing the graphic quality, at the cost of such small, to them, seemingly less important concepts like gameplay, entertainment, or challenge. The intro song to the game is actually far more entertaining than the game itself, and i think whoever wrote that has a great career ahead of them.

It tells a great deal, that after 15 levels during the writing of this, the leaderboards have only 10 entries, where in the beginning, there were hundreds. The vast majority of people grew bored of the game in less than an hour. With that being said, i can't understand why there are so many positive reviews of it... One citing especially how it has improved over time. I would not have wanted to see the earlier revisions, then.

The creation of your own arena and boss would be an extremely interesting thing, and it was the main draw in the game for me... sadly, however, there's little to no enjoyment in the game, so there's little to no point in taking the effort of creating anything for it.

On a personal note, the vast majority of the game's in-level music is also awful, but it is easy to turn it off. I shouldn't need to do that, however. The music in the trailers are, outside of the theme song, the sole good tracks in the game. The rest are the worst of the worst kind of dubstep.


PS. I think the game would be far, far, far more interesting, if the health pools of the bosses were 10x the value of all parts combined, and you could not shoot off parts. The decision not to do a unified health system, but allow the players to completely make the bosses harmless baffles me to no end.

First of all, I have to say, what a title. At first I was very skeptical about this game. A bullet hell FPS seemed like a pretty hard task to accomplish. But this game has proven me wrong. My experience so far has been fantastic. Fast paced shooting, over the top gun battles, a fantastic soundtrack and beautiful graphics for an indie title. Most of the arenas start off with the timer paused so you can get a good look at it and plan out your attack. You can either start the timer by attacking or by picking up one of several powerups scattered in the level. As soon as the action starts though, the timer starts and the time limit is random for each stage. Each time you play, the levels give you a different style of gameplay, so it keeps the challenge bar set pretty high, especially set on the right difficulty for your experience in shooters. One of this games biggest features has to be the in-game editor. This allows you to either create your very own titan for battle and also enables you to customize the level for it as well. From a company that I have just recently looked into, they have absolutely gained my love for this game and I'm sure there will be more to come in the future. I hope this review helps anyone. =)

this is a great game, and it isn't even finished!

lots of jokes, possibly the best theme song in a game since portal and a jetpack, you shouldn't still be reading.

But you are, I suppose...

This game is in early access, however all the advestised features are in place. It is really easy and straightforward to create custom content then publish it in the steam workshop if you wish.

Jetpack is in,
Powerups are in,
robots are in,
Suitable levels of derp have been fully supplied,
You are the only thing missing... how sad.

TLDR: This is a great dejobaan early access game; these guys rock, buy this game and have some fun.

It's a pretty fun game for people who are:
A. Humans
B. Non-Humans
C. Christopher Walken
D. All of the Above

I have had serious fun with this game since early testing copies were sent out. The alpha builds that I have played have shown so much effort put into improving the experience for everybody. I am seriously psyched to see where the full version of this game leads one of Dejobaan's finest works from these early builds.