Portal 2

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
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☐ 6
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☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10

Good game and a game where you have to use your brain or just search on sollutions on youtube

There isn't much to say other than it is more Portal. If you loved the first one you'll love this. If you've never played the first one, you should. I think the humor is top shelf, but that is subjective. My only, very minor, complaint is that if you die it has to reload the level which takes only a few seconds on modern hardware but would be nice if it was instant. 10/10

HEY! This game is NOT for wussies, real top tier HUMOR in this game and PUZZLES!

This game is very suitable for those who adore solving puzzles, as you play the game gets more challenging with more mechanics to learn. this is an old game but still fun to play to this day..

classic and easy to learn so i play co op with my kids. Better than brain rot! 10 out of 10!

Very good story and really gives in with the portal mechanic and makes you think outside the box

Multiplayer is also very fun an pranking my friends never gets old

Very fun, good puzzle game, recomended for people who like puzzled with intresting twists.

its an amazing games with brilliant puzzles in it. The puzzles are tricky but are very fun to solve.

really fun game with friends and a fun sole/puzzle game

This game is amazing. The story is great, the gameplay really adds onto the first game with new mechanics, the voice acting is amazing, and the game is really funny and full of life despite the games setting taking place in a dystopian future of robots and advanced technology.

10/10

Get the game, its worth its $10 price but since valve is the GOAT, they sell this game and all their other games for like 2 dollars because they care about the consumers.

This game feels alive ofcurse I am playing ot in 2025 but this game fells more alive than minecraft. Characters feel alive, there are funny momemts and ofcourse when you finish that game, it gives you like a present and that makes me play it more, I recomend playing it even it is 2030

A great game, improving on the original, better graphics with the same fun mechanics.

literally the first game but like 1,000 times better and more fun.

this has become my favorite game so far. PLEASE, get this. you will truly have an amazing experience. bonus points if you get it as a bundle with portal 1. i do not regret purchasing this game, like at all.
singleplayer that will leave you on the verge of crying, afterwards you can speedrun the chambers to chase your friends
co-op is really fun too, it's very nice also helping other fellow achievement hunters get trophies from co-op
if you have a friend or two, play co-op with each of them, please. it's great if you have nothing to play
tons of neat user-created chambers. bored? play the chambers! you will almost never run out of them! and you can make your own chambers for the world to play!
this game was on ps3 and used to have steam-psn crossplay, sadly shut down though. there IS a way to get it working
if you have a co-op buddy with a ps3, search up how to get crossplay working again, and make them follow the steps. truly wonderful that this was implemented.
overall, this game along with portal 1 should be in EVERYONE'S library. there are occasionally VERY cheap sales, even being as cheap as around 12 PLN for both games.

İf you dont like playing this game its a problem at your end.l hated puzzle games until l played portal games.Dont listen to bad rewievs.Get it and thank me later

A game about two exes but one is still not over it and an annoying british robot
If you have friends you can also play as a banana and a blueberry

Just really fucken good. Fuck that little traitor though.

"if the laws of physics don't apply in the future, god help you"
im pretty sure that sums up how funny this game can be
also gameplay is very good

Portal 2 is an instant classic from Valve and everyone needs to try this perfection in their lives. The story continues off from Portal 1, with unexpected twists and turns. There are significant improvements from Portal 1, the graphics are more realistic and the game feels more immersive. There is also a whole co-op campaign which is as fun as the story mode. This game is just pure perfection, I can rest easy on my deathbed now that I have played this.

awesomesauce game. i do prefer the regular test chamber puzzles over the ruins of aperture sections since it feels like you cant portal anything during those but overall its really good. great custom maps too

This is one of the best games I've played in a while, Not just I like it but my friend does too. He would come to my house to play and eventually, over multiple visits he beat the game. After that we of course wanted to play multiplayer, but split screen with controller and keyboard kinda sucks even on multiple monitors or a large TV. So I gifted him the game. The best $10 I've spent in a long time.

It's a classic, a masterpiece. Playing with a former loved one made it even more enjoyable. I'll definitely return someday.

very good game with the scary robot lady and the robot dude

its a beautiful game with puzzles and a good story

In 2025, in a world filled with evermore lifeless AI generated slop, playing through Portal 2 felt like the first time in awhile I experienced a genuine piece of art. Ironically, its a game about trying to escape an abandoned dystopian lab controlled and run by a maniacal AI. However, the story, the detailed world-building, and the masterful game design all convey the intentional efforts of many skilled humans behind the scenes. If you enjoy solving some light to moderately difficult puzzles and fun story, you are in for a real treat!

Easily a classic. Fantastic story, funny dialogue, and an almost endless supply of community made levels to boot. Easily one of my favorite brain teaser games to pick up when I'm bored and want something that will make me use my brain.

Super fun game to play, especially the two player. I've made tons of great memories playing with my brothers.

Portal 2 is a brilliant puzzle game with expanded mechanics, a longer campaign, and richer story—plus Wheatley is a hilarious, standout character. Co-op requires a second player, but Portal 1 sets the stage, so buying both offers the full experience and is absolutely worth it. ;)

I love the portal games i love portal 2 i love puzzles game and these puzzles r so good and so rewarding and fun and the story is really enjoyable and the whimsy this game has yes yes yes ooh please release portal 3 now <3

Ich hab Portal 1 nur ein bischen gespielt, aber das hier ist heftig, also ich hätte nicht gedacht, wie cool das ist, so mit der brutalistischen Architektur und der tiefen Story, dem unglaublich guten Humor. Spiel läuft auf jeder Kartoffel und sieht auch immer geil aus, was will man mehr.
Danke Valve

Same as the previous game i like this, and the story is very good and long, and also the jokes are quite funny, i like it, rich story and better graphics.

Portal 2

---{ Graphics }---

☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---

☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---

☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---

☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---

☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---

☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---

☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---

☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---

☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---

☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---

☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---

☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---

☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10

fun game good story. It gets your mind working while the story develops.

There’s a kind of silence that only comes in sterile rooms.
A quiet too clean to be real.
Portal 2 begins in that kind of silence — a room with a bed, a wall, a button.
And then, suddenly, a voice.
British. Nervous.
Funny.

When I played it the first time, I laughed.
The puzzles were clever. The writing was sharp. The portals bent space like origami.
But I didn’t understand what it was really doing.

Years later, I came back.
Older.
Tired.
After a funeral.

And I realized Portal 2 isn’t about science.
It’s about being trapped in systems you didn’t build.
It’s about waking up to find the world moved on without you.
It’s about memory loss, about being used, about the lies we tell ourselves to stay sane.

But it’s also about resistance.
Not with guns. Not with violence.
But with cleverness. With disobedience. With thinking differently.
The gun doesn’t shoot bullets — it opens doors.

GLaDOS was never just a villain.
She was grief with a voice.
She was the bitterness that comes when you remember everything and can’t forget any of it.
And Wheatley?
He was the kind of friend who means well, breaks things anyway, and apologizes too late.
I’ve known people like him.
I’ve been people like him.

In the end, you solve it not by fighting harder, but by listening.
By outwitting.
By finding that one perfect moment where the world folds open and lets you through.

When the elevator rose into the sunlight and the turrets sang their hymn, I cried.
Not because the game was over.
But because I remembered that sometimes, you do get out.
Not unchanged. Not untouched.
But free.

Portal 2 teaches you that the impossible is just poorly labeled.
That humor can be a weapon.
That escape is earned, not given.
And that sometimes, even in the darkest places,
someone leaves a potato light on for you.

Story: ★★★★★
Music: ★★★★★
Gameplay: ★★★★★
Overall: ★★★★★
Anything I say to praise this game would be an understatement

I'd say its better than the first one, since it got better graphics than the first one, and it got better lore too. Would recommend.

This game is just perfect, bloody brilliant! Fun story, fun characters, a great lore to look at and analyze, amazing puzzles all around...This game is what a 10/10 truly is. The jokes land, are great and have aged well. The characters are complex and are just great to have around and the puzzles aren't that complicated but they also aren't for little kids, you have to use your noggin a bit to figure stuff out. 10/10.

One of the greatest games ever. Thank you for Linux support.

Just like the first, these games are iconic and for good reason. This one also has a multiplayer feature which is also a bunch of fun to play through. It goes on sale all the time, just get it for the experience.

Yes... You Might Learn Physics this is a helpful game how velocity works

Just buy it you know the game is good you know it's cheap and you will be playing it forever

just finished the singleplayer mode
I've been watching youtube videos about this game since i was in primary school, now that i've finally played it. It's no wonder why this game is so popular back then.

TL;DR absolute cinema

One of the Classics and holds up perfect in 2025. Great gameplay, tons of charm, wit & I think legitimately has the best comedic timing I've seen from a video game lol.

Gameplay is super creative & tons of fun, really gets you flexing those problem solving skills & feels rewarding to overcome! Shows you a lot of cool mechanics in it's proverbial box and will require you to still think outside said box. Being observant is the key!

Game is already worth it's full sale price (Would honestly say it's well worth double lol) but is frequently on sale if you'd like to save some money and is a 100% BUY recommendation from me!

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

An incredible sequel to an already good game that ties to the Half-Life universe I had a fun time playing and overall story was cool I enjoyed the accessibility to the workshop I also liked the extra content. I would for sure replay this game.

I've replayed this game more times than I can count and I can confidently say that it will never, ever get old for me. From the moment little me launched this game, I was in love. Every year I come back to it, and every year it affects me just the same; whether that be the pure joy I feel rediscovering easter eggs I somehow forgot about, or the aching feeling I get when realizing I will never be able to play this for the very first time again -- it honestly, HONESTLY has impacted my life so greatly, more than any other game I know... and I have games with over 2k hours on it. But playtime be damned, this is my favorite game.

My friend had made a point that many games nowadays are similar in nature (with shooter games being the example used, however I can apply that to many, many other games). The fact that a 14 year old game, to me, surpasses these games that have graphics so intensive that that's solely what it's known for is incredibly bittersweet, and yet, in a way, I wouldn't change it. The real charm of this game comes with the period of time it was made in (the golden age, I'd say), and due to the nature of post 2020 style games, I can't help but imagine that it would unfortunately end up like most media: popular for about a month, before being forgotten about in favor of something new. A game like Portal doesn't deserve that treatment.

That hasn't happened to Portal, or Half Life, or any of the notable Valve games, really. It's quiet, there's no official new content, but I always find myself stumbling across other Portal fans in the wild. If not the story, or the gameplay, or the funny shit you can do in co-op, then my favorite part of this game would purely be the timeless factor of it.

I've definitely rambled and this is a hell of a lot more dramatic than my other reviews, but I couldn't understand why I reviewed a fangame prior to this one. Maybe it's because I've never really been able to find the words to describe how much this game means to me. Like, literally, this whole block of text still doesn't do any justice on how much I love it.

Portal 2 is a puzzle masterpiece, and its co-op mode? Absolute genius. Playing with a friend takes the game from brilliant to legendary. The puzzles are cleverly designed, and the way you and your partner need to work together to solve them is a perfect blend of challenge and hilarity.

It’s not just about figuring out the puzzles — it’s about timing, trust, and coordination. Every new level feels like a test of how well you and your partner can communicate and think on your feet. And with GLaDOS throwing sarcastic comments your way, it’s nonstop entertainment.

If you're looking for a co-op game that will test your brains, make you laugh, and leave you feeling accomplished after every puzzle, Portal 2 is one of the best out there. It’s a co-op experience that’s hard to beat.

this is a great game, i have been meaning to play the main story for a while now, and let me say that the puzzles are really well crafted and get more complicated as you progress

DO NOT CHEAT!!!

Portal 2 is the perfect sequel to Portal 1 and expands its story and world to a wide scale. It immerses you well into the setting of the Enrichment Center and introduces you immediately to one of my personal favorite (and fan favorite) characters ever Wheatley who's companionship and goofy antics makes him a joy to have in the game. The new mechanics make solving puzzles fun and challenging at the same time and allows for more diversity in the testing chambers than previously before. The introduction of Old Aperture and the way it is used to purvey the beginnings and lore of the facility is done in a smooth and fascinating way. On top of all this, the visuals that go alongside the game are surprisingly good for their age and help you appreciate the vast and complex features of the facility. The Co-op content that happens after the main game's story has an insane amount of fun and well made levels. They do a very good job of including the challenging puzzles in tandem with making them fun to play with a friend. Overall, Portal 2 is an amazing experience that is well worth the time, effort, money, and brain power you spend playing it.