Grand Dude Simulator

Gets repetitive but after a year you can replay bc you forgot

Grand Douche Shitulator
This is crap shovelware
Re-skinned exact same other 10 games this sad excuse for a developer been Hawk tuahing out.
No sound, no gameplay, no nothing.
Can't press two buttons at the same time like jump and move.
Plays like sanic the hawk tuah just had sex with painbrush
While having a stroke, hawk attack and anal prolapse at the same time.
Don't support this developer.
Steam get your sh!t together, start filtering out this crap.

this is probably the worst 5 dollars i have ever spent

very fun but boring after a while

waste of time and money, the game just sucks for FIVE FREAKING DOLLARS.
to make a short story shorter: PLEASE DO NOT BUY THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A GAME

No I don't think you should play this game theres not much freedom just killing and driving.

One of your 5 or so starting items is a beer bottle. If you use the bottle, you character will take one sip and then become "drunk" resulting in disorienting camera movement/blur that makes the game unplayable. And this isn't just for a minute or two. It lasts like 10 minutes. i'm going to uninstall this games and then forget about it.

I just want to say that even though youtubers etc have played it, that doesn't mean its a good game, its just a cash grab.

it finally worked unless you have a new computer it dosnt boot up i can play now that i have a new computer

this game is fun. i dont enjoy a lot of things, but one of the things i do enjoy is grand dude simulator.

crap nothing at all to do can go anywhere cus all buildings empty you cant do what the description says and all games are the same

I liked it as a great time killer but i'm still suprised as I looked back at it that I have 5.1 hours in this game.

There's nothing to do. If you drink even one beer the rest of the game is unplayable, trying made me feel ill and gave me a headache.

THIS IS THE WORST GAME!!!!!!! IT IS SO BAD I CANT MOVE I WATCH SO MANY VIDEO AND IT IS SO TRASH DO NOT BUY IT PLZ DO NOT DO IT IS TRASH

The first sign that this is a bad game is the fact that the developers used the EXACT same game and labelled them as sequels. When you first boot up the game, you realise that the game, even though it is a simple concept and a simple looking game, it eats up so many frames and you have to put it on the lowest settings possible just to run it smoothly. Thirdly, the guns in this game don't work most of the time, aim the gun at someones head, pull the trigger, you missed for some reason. When I got the pistol, I shot a bunch of people but I missed so much I didn't even have enough money to even buy the same gun (You have to kill people in order to earn money). Take this advice, this game is not worth $0.75, much less $7.50. Shameful.

i mean, it sure is a dude simulator. don't know if he's a grand dude, though. he doesn't seem like a grandfather unless he's one of those really young looking alcoholic grandfathers whos kids never visit him, and he's not really grand in the other sense either cuz poor dude lives in a house littered with garbage with nothing in his fridge, an empty garage, and a fake toilet. really, you open the toilet and it doesnt even have water its just an empty container. this dudes depressed as hell, grand dude simulator more like sad dude simulator and like, no wonder hes so depressed, there are hot dog and ice cream shops that are just completely empty in town. this dude just wants some grub for his empty house and he cant buy any.

theres an actual mechanic where you can just DEMOLISH yourself with alcohol. dude takes a fat swig of booze and cant see straight. *i* actually felt nauseous watching this dude stumble around and as far as i can tell, you drink, you're fucked. i had to *restart the game* for the effect to go away. this is the life of a depressed, alcoholic trash man.

this dude sucks at driving too. every time i touch a car, within 30 seconds of driving, this dude has literally flipped the car upside down. his car, his neighbor's truck that he stole, some innocent person's suv, you name it. every time without fail. its impressive how bad he is at and this dude walks away unscathed every time.

you can buy a knife or a gun but you only have $100 to your name until you take your alcoholic depression out on innocent people by murdering them so make a wise decision. of course, you can always practice your drunken killing techniques on the guy at the weapons shop, he won’t mind. he’s fine. the absolute best killing tool at your disposal, however, is the chicken that somehow survives in this dude’s inventory. i killed 5 policemen with just a chicken. don’t really know why they were trying to arrest me though, the chickens really the one at fault here.

i got this game for 49 cents on sale and like, yeah, its fun to dick around with for 49 cents, but for its normal asking price of five dollars yall gotta be as drunk as this dude to think its worth it.

Honestly... The worst game I have ever played.

NPCs most of the time spawn on the floor or fall down on flat surface for no reason.
Also you can clip out of the map just by going further out of the 'city'.

Just buy postal 2. It has missions, bigger map etc. Also is playable.

Also I think it's just dude simulator 2 ;-; but for 39 cents

When discussing the best and most revolutionary games of all time, what comes to mind? Half-Life 1? Super Mario 64? Virtua Fighter? What should come to mind is this game. Grand Dude Simulator is a game with no objective. It is the definitive sandbox game. List of mechanics:
Pissing? Check
Going to jail? Check
Cars? Check
Everything is the game has been tuned to perfection. The hand to hand combat is immersive. I often found myself using meter attacks rather than the guns because of how fun they were. If I had one complaint it would be a lack of multiplayer. This kind of game would be the kind of game to kick back with the boys and play for an hour or two. But you can't really play with the boys, just talk to them while they play. Despite this, I give Grand Dude Simulator a 4.5/5. Highly recommended to chicken and police enthusiasts.

What POSTAL 2 would be if you stripped out the missions, characters and reactive NPCs. You can wander around town farting, spitting and urinating to your heart's content, but there is no reason to do so. You can climb behind the wheel and drive into a crowd of people, but no one will care. The game advertises that you can enter any building, but many of the potentially-interesting locations like office buildings are props. The Town Hall contains nothing but couches and potted plants, without so much as a single bureaucrat to spit or urinate upon.

I knew within a minute of playing that this was just a joke project someone completed while learning to design games, then put on Steam to see if they could make a few bucks to pay for their next project. After 5 minutes I'd had enough.

Absolutely not worth the full price. I got it at 90% off and still feel compelled to request a refund, even though the amount is equal to spare change I'd casually drop in a donation box at a cash register.

I'm sure someone has a let's play of this on Youtube. Go watch that for a few minutes, then spend your money on one of the many superior $5-and-under games on Steam.

I'm gonna try to be as honest and genuine as i can be, starting by saying that, as it is right now, this game seems like something more along the lines of a free game on game jolt.
I would be able to look past the issues if the game weren't 5 dollars, but since it is being sold for 5 dollars, i feel like i should mention every issue i encountered.
For one, the second you move, you notice the movement feels really bad, this is because your character doesn't stop when you let go of the direction you're moving, but instead they stop when they're done taking their full step. This means that when you want to only move forward slightly, your guy pretty much takes 2 full steps forward half the time.
why should that matter so much? because you have to individually pick up all the money from the ground, and that's where my next problem comes into play.
you have to be pretty close to the money to pick it up. this wouldn't really be a problem except for the fact that, since your character wants to take his big ass "mother may I" steps, he'll end up going too far, and then you're out of range to pick up the money again, so you're constantly struggling to try and get in the right position to pick up all the money laying on the ground.
next up, getting around is extremely annoying.
the reason being that the cars literally feel like they're on ice skates and they have about as much weight as a box of tissues. it literally became a running joke for me to say "don't steer TOO hard!!" while playing this game, because i kid you not, every single car in this game will flip over if you steer it too hard. your best bet is to use the standard muscle car, that way if you flip it, it at least has a chance to flip back on the wheels. lastly, regarding the cars (this is just my personal opinion) the sound they make becomes very grating after hearing it for about 2 minutes lmao
the gameplay is fun for about 30 minutes, and then you experienced everything.
the cops don't have guns, they just chase you down with their bare hands, so the only way you end up getting arrested is when you end up running out of ammo for your guns (which you can't just buy more ammo for, you have to manually buy a whole new gun). I also ended up breaking the shotgun, i switched items in my inventory while it was reloading and it wouldn't shoot anymore, had to restart my game.
to my last point, i guess this isn't really a serious problem? but i'm still going to mention it. you start the game with some random junk in your inventory, one of the things being a bottle of beer. do yourself a favor, don't drink the beer. one swig and your character is absolutely blitzed, and i guess in this world you never recover from being drunk.
i tried dying, i tried getting arrested, i tried drinking more until i passed out, he still wakes up drunk. even in game, while you're in prison, the time is sped up but it says you're in there for 100 days, ur guy is still drunk, after 100 days in prison
what a life
anyway, sorry if i was really harsh on the game, but like i said, it seems more like something i could find on gamejolt for free, and all the little issues i mentioned (bad movement, being close to pick up money, bad driving) it all comes together to make this game just unpolished enough to say it's not worth 5 bucks

Hmm was expecting a bit more... I love the sandbox idea and the given freedom, only there is not so much to do at all.

After 30 minutes I already found myself doing repetitive things. And had no inspiration or even an option to do other things.

I think this is a great game if you would like to spend a day doing totally nothing. But that's it. The game needs much more content. I requested a refund. There are better games for this money, though. But, I do like the artistic impression of the game and it's very colorful and vibrant. It packs a bit of humor, but for me 30 minutes of the same humor was more than enough.

it was meh it was great exept for the minor lag and the blur when ever you move or look around.