Postal III

Postal III

2.0
В основном отрицательные
240.00₽
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Разработчик: Trashmasters

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Описание

Быть добрым или сумасшедшим? Выбор за вами!
После апокалиптично закончившейся недели Чувака из Постал в городе-раю Парадайз, мы переезжаем с ним и чокнутым питбулем Чампом в город-побратим рая Катарсис. К сожалению, оказалось что из-за глобального экономического кризиса, психически нестабильных фанатиков защиты природы, коррупции и лицемерии у власти, и в Катарсисе жизнь непроста.
Какой путь вам выбрать, когда вы столкнетесь с выходками коварного мэра? С берсеркером-террористом в костюме героя мультфильма? Помощниками бывшего вице-президента общества защитников природы? Не забудьте про голубые банды байкеров-сегвейистов, и дядюшку, со взрывной энергией руководящего культом социопатов. Дадите ли вы волю инстинктам, будете ли бить врага его же оружием, или переборете себя, занявшись спасением граждан от падения в пучину безумия современного общества?

Ключевые особенности:

  • Едкая, на грани фола сатира студии Running With Scissors
  • Пародийный мир, основанный на реальных людях, событиях и жизненных принципах
  • Большой проработанный интерактивный мир
  • Безумная езда в стиле Постал
  • Непредсказуемая реакция персонажей на ваше поведение
  • Сюжет, зависящий от ваших действий
  • Приглашенные знаменитости: супер-порнозвезда Рон Джереми, ковбой Рэнди Джоунс из Village People, заработавший международную ненависть режиссер Уве Болл, и девушка Playboy Дженнифер Уолкотт.
  • Персонажи из других работ студии Running With Scissors: Кротчи, Чамп и девушки Постал, которые будут вам помогать (а иногда — вредить!)
  • Новый безумный стиль игры, обезьяна-помощница, кошкогранаты и барсучья пила
  • Убейте Уве Болла (или спасите его!)

Поддерживаемые языки: english, russian, german, french, japanese, polish, portuguese - brazil

Системные требования

Windows

  • ОС: Windows 7 / Vista / XP
  • Процессор: P4 с тактовой частотой 3.0 ГГц, двухъядерный Intel с тактовой частотой 2.0 (или лучше) или AMD64X2 (или лучше)
  • Оперативная память: 1 ГБ для XP / 2 ГБ для Vista
  • Жесткий диск: 13,5 ГБ свободного места
  • Видеокарта: 128 МБ видеопамяти или лучше, DirectX 9 с поддержкой пиксельных шейдеров
  • DirectX®: DirectX® 9.0c
  • Звуковая карта: совместимая с DirectX® 9.0c

Отзывы пользователей

Рекомендую 26.02.2025 14:20
0 0

it is fix now becuase of zoom and it a good game now but zoom was was late to patch it because this game come in 2011 reputation was gone it took 13 years to fix it i hope fan make mods make the game better in the future

Время в игре: 62 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.02.2025 06:53
2 0

this game is an absolute disgrace to the source engine but with the right mods it's a okay experience

Время в игре: 118 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 23.02.2025 13:05
1 0

Postal 2 is definitely a better game than game Postal 3. The achievement dont work properly. Fortunately, I managed to get 100% thanks to steam guides. I hope they will fix it someday... Despite the bug i still enjoy playing Postal 3

Время в игре: 1343 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 21.02.2025 04:18
1 0

no. just no

Время в игре: 478 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 20.02.2025 21:59
0 1

If you like Postal game thing then do not play this game it gave 17 anurysms and a stroke

Время в игре: 101 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 18.02.2025 10:15
4 0

This game some dookie butt

Время в игре: 774 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.02.2025 04:54
2 2

greatest video game of all time. seriously an astonishing AAA title. I have never played something greater in my entire existence, and for that I have to give it a rating of -12/10.

Время в игре: 34 ч. Куплено в Steam Получено бесплатно
Не рекомендую 18.02.2025 01:50
1 0

Look, I'm somewhat of a Postal fan and an insane fanatic Source [Engine] fan. I thought when people said this was a bad game, it was either a joke or they weren't Postal fans like me (and probably you). Little did I know, this game was (and still is) absolutely terrible. It's playable, but it's an awful experience. Seriously, few games in my life have made me feel dizzy.

Buy this game if you just want to collect video games and let it rot in your library. If you actually want to play, please don't.

Время в игре: 75 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 17.02.2025 22:57
0 0

Fuck this stupid fucking game

Время в игре: 1238 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 17.02.2025 13:44
0 0

i bought this at like a 3/4 discount so i could play straight through the whole postal series in sequence. the result was a chore of a detour between the entertaining Apocalypse Weekend and the excellent Paradise Lost. dull, finicky, feels poorly-playtested and i get the impression that the writers didn't really get postal 2 on more than a superficial level. if you've heard of postal, you know the deal with this game.

that said, as a stickler for The Experience™️, enduring postal 3 really hammers in the point that the postal 2 dude makes about how badly he was scarred by his years-long coma dream. in the context of postal 2, you're supposed to want postal 3 to be over as soon as possible, and postal 3 certainly delivers. how immersive!

next time you play Two Weeks in Paradise, stop after sunday, play through postal 3, and then resume from second monday. when you finally step onto that dusty railroad, you'll really feel like you're waking up from a nightmare with brain damage from years of atrophy and untreated cranial trauma.

Время в игре: 1135 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 17.02.2025 03:36
0 0

i mean its fine (in my opinion) but just play postal 2.I wont dislike the game because its already hated enough

Время в игре: 224 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 15.02.2025 01:44
0 0

This game is so FUCKING ASS, first of all, the models are ass, 2nd this shit was made in source and it has that fucking 3rd person view instead of 1st person like Postal 2. FUCK THIS GAME



the only good thing about this game is the mural for Champ

Время в игре: 7 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 10.02.2025 16:31
9 6

what can i say. it's postal 3.

but there is a lot of charm put into it. most of the jokes (like dude's dialogue) don't land as often, but there is still a small package of love put into this. if you can deal with the gameplay, and the cutscenes, and whatever else is bad about this game, it's worthwhile just for the funnies.


also dude is so hot in this game

Время в игре: 67 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 09.02.2025 11:28
0 0

i had to restart my pc...

FUCK YOU AKELLA

Время в игре: 429 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 08.02.2025 22:40
1 0

Full of bugs, game freezes every now and then to the point that it's unplayable. I'm very frustrated with this. A disappointment in otherwise a good franchise. Shame...

Время в игре: 227 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 06.02.2025 03:40
2 0

its not worth it, trust me

Время в игре: 77 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 06.02.2025 01:04
4 2

Please add sex with Big Tiddy Goth Chicks

Время в игре: 53 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 04.02.2025 20:15
1 0

You can't tell if you've hit something, sometimes people fall after 1 or 2 hits.
There are way too many cutscenes, at least in the prologue
The mechanics are a bit off
No jumping :(
I had punched an npc for 20 seconds until i got to kill them
getting a gun makes the game more playable
you can sniff catnip :D

Время в игре: 41 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 31.01.2025 22:08
2 0

I actually like this game 8/10

Время в игре: 5246 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 31.01.2025 06:03
0 0

Great game now.

Время в игре: 247 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 19.01.2025 07:05
2 0

if you aren't a sellout and picked the good ending its not too bad (tolerable) only play it if you like the series enough. half the time achievements don't work

Время в игре: 272 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 18.01.2025 00:51
0 1

the lines sound like they were wrote by a 12 ear old and has bad gameplay. 0/10 no goofy goofy gober yeah

Время в игре: 66 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 16.01.2025 22:51
0 0

it's bad, but not as bad as people make it out to be; just pretty much mediocre

Время в игре: 230 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.01.2025 01:02
0 1

not buggy at all I swear

Время в игре: 371 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 14.01.2025 14:42
0 0

-open game
-game crash
-scratch your head in confusion open the game again
-the game is on 800x600 but launches
-press options
-game crash
-try to find out why it won't start up follow every guide
-get into the game, the game loads and you start playing
-start sprinting the game crashes
-uninstall the game

Время в игре: 5 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 14.01.2025 01:39
0 0

BAD SO HARD TO PLAY BAD BAD BAD NOT FUN BORING i like dude though BUT HJBDSHUDSJBHBSJDDSHHGS also the cut scenes and art are cool. there are a few likable qualities but i just cant enjoy playing at all

Время в игре: 191 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.01.2025 06:09
0 0

I 100%ed this game. I regret something!

I love that RWS has made sure this game is preserved. It's not unplayable anymore, given the patches from zoom platform. I would not suggest playing it for fun, but as an example. Video game preservation is very important. I do wish that they would fix it though. I really want to see what it would be like if they took an actual crack at it. Hell port it to Source 2. Recommended because I like what RWS is doing.

Время в игре: 937 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.01.2025 22:24
1 0

I mean it's not THAT bad but every other postal game is better. Very light recommend.

Время в игре: 159 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.01.2025 14:14
0 0

For the price, if you're a Postal fan; this game is great! It runs perfectly fine. I guess since it's been relisted, didn't know it was taken off Steam until looking it up. It uses source engine so it feels extremely familiar. Just owning this title due to it's dev history is worth it alone. This series is an amazing work of art.

Время в игре: 360 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 08.01.2025 11:16
2 0

Almost unplayable shooter elements, with particularly poor movement and melee controls. Non-existent artificial intelligence, endless loading, frequent crashes, repetitive missions, and a general air of obnoxious self-satisfaction.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3389517202

Время в игре: 581 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 05.01.2025 21:41
2 0

this is the worst postal game in the whole series, hands down.

Время в игре: 51 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 05.01.2025 14:36
6 1

I got raped by Postal dude

Время в игре: 13 ч. Куплено в Steam Получено бесплатно
Рекомендую 03.01.2025 17:01
0 0

if you are mentally challenged, I'd say you probably would make it worse if you tried to finish this game, i only got this for gmod because i can mount it afterwards.

ehh... still has my approval because i can make use of the models

Время в игре: 18 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 02.01.2025 17:57
0 0

the only thing i like about this game is the dude's voice, as well as his design, and also the main menu and music.

Время в игре: 49 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 02.01.2025 00:08
0 0

This game is very bad. No, I did not play it for several hours. No, I did not play it over and over again. Move along.

Время в игре: 1623 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 31.12.2024 18:53
0 0

So shit, its actually good. Did I fail at beating the tutorial? Yes, Did I laugh my ass off? Yes.
Be warned though, 99% of the game will make you want to throw up.

Время в игре: 17 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 30.12.2024 06:06
0 0

It's such a fucking bad game like holy shit, dude. Combat is actual cancer, and every dev who worked on this shit-show of a game should be fucking launched into orbit with zip tied plastic bags around their fucking retarded heads. And here I am, actually playing this fucking cancer because I like CBT.

UPDATE: I had to add more to this fucking shitshow of a video game, it keeps crashing, achievements are fucking broken so you have to go into the game files and change a number from 2 to 0 to be able to get achievements, TRYING TO BE A GOOD GUY IS ANNOYING ON BORDER PATROL MISSION BECAUSE THE FUCKING AI COPS ARE USELESS AND ALSO LIKE WALKING INTO MY LINE OF FIRE!!! OH AND WHEN I AM ALMOST DONE WITH THE MISSION WITH A PERFECT SCORE, THE GAME FUCKING CRASHES!!!

TLDR Pt 2: GOD I LOVE ABUSING MYSELF FOR THESE FUCKING ACHIEVEMENTS! I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME SO FUCKING MUCH!! I AM ACTUALLY HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!

Время в игре: 1199 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 30.12.2024 01:38
1 0

BUTTSAUCE

Время в игре: 410 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 26.12.2024 04:59
2 0

Now with all the fixes postal 3 to be honest it's not the worst postal game in the world yes the game does have it's faults but you can have fun from time to time its so bad its good. I say play, if you hate refund it

Время в игре: 95 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 25.12.2024 23:43
0 0

I have no idea what the hell even happened here... The first two Postal games are regarded as masterpieces but this game is quite literally the opposite of what Postal should even be. First of all I hate the fact that it's mission based which isn't what Postal games usually do. There are an unbearable amount of cutscenes it's unbelieveable, Postal 3 is very poorly optimisied and the gameplay is also terrible and buggy as hell. A Postal game made in source. It isn't as funny as Postal 2 at all. However I think Corey Cruise isn't a bad Postal Dude tbh he's probably the highlight of the game. Graphics are somewhat alright and I like the main menu.

If you want to play an actual good or somewhat decent sequel to Postal 2 get either the Paradise Lost DLC or Postal 4: No Regerts, NOT this.

2/10

Время в игре: 325 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.12.2024 00:32
0 0

i dont get the hate its slightly buggy other than that its a good game

Время в игре: 149 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 21.12.2024 16:01
0 0

aauugh

Время в игре: 784 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 21.12.2024 05:18
0 0

felt insane bought game still felt insane but at peace

Время в игре: 242 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.12.2024 15:52
1 0

I actually enjoyed this…

Время в игре: 452 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 18.12.2024 10:52
0 1

None of the achievements work.

Время в игре: 98 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 18.12.2024 04:45
0 0

I'm going to sound like a drama queen, but this is the truth. I underestimated this game's rancid energy. This is the first video game in history where the content made me want to physically throw up. Not the motion, the first level of the game alone. And I can stomach a lot, I listen to GWAR for pete's sake! It does get janky and I often get stuck in the same spot over and over again.

The only positives was a great soundtrack, a few funny cutscenes that do make me laugh, and the introduction to the talented Corey Cruise, who did an amazing job voice acting both here and Postal: Brain Damaged (I credit him for that game more). Postal is still a great franchise btw. There is much better games to explore than this one.

Final Verdict: 1.3 Krotchy Dolls out of 5. I need a tall glass of crisp ice water while I atone for my poor decision.

Время в игре: 50 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 16.12.2024 02:59
5 2

I regret everything.

Время в игре: 19 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 14.12.2024 19:46
8 0

The base game is bad. There is not doubt about that. But as of this year there is mod support, the DRM has been removed, and a lot of game-breaking bugs and crashes have been fixed. Yeah, I DO recommend buying this game, because you CAN have fun with it and it SUPPORTS developers that still CARE about their fanbase.

Время в игре: 421 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.12.2024 18:14
1 2

on the 20th of december (2011) three little birdies stopped by my window and told me the release of this game would forever disturb the postal community

Время в игре: 372 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 09.12.2024 04:13
0 0

too janky

Время в игре: 13 ч. Куплено в Steam

Дополнительная информация

Разработчик Trashmasters
Платформы Windows
Ограничение возраста Нет
Дата релиза 26.03.2025
Metacritic 24
Отзывы пользователей 39% положительных (1828)

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