Разработчик: Trashmasters
Описание
После апокалиптично закончившейся недели Чувака из Постал в городе-раю Парадайз, мы переезжаем с ним и чокнутым питбулем Чампом в город-побратим рая Катарсис. К сожалению, оказалось что из-за глобального экономического кризиса, психически нестабильных фанатиков защиты природы, коррупции и лицемерии у власти, и в Катарсисе жизнь непроста.
Какой путь вам выбрать, когда вы столкнетесь с выходками коварного мэра? С берсеркером-террористом в костюме героя мультфильма? Помощниками бывшего вице-президента общества защитников природы? Не забудьте про голубые банды байкеров-сегвейистов, и дядюшку, со взрывной энергией руководящего культом социопатов. Дадите ли вы волю инстинктам, будете ли бить врага его же оружием, или переборете себя, занявшись спасением граждан от падения в пучину безумия современного общества?
Ключевые особенности:
- Едкая, на грани фола сатира студии Running With Scissors
- Пародийный мир, основанный на реальных людях, событиях и жизненных принципах
- Большой проработанный интерактивный мир
- Безумная езда в стиле Постал
- Непредсказуемая реакция персонажей на ваше поведение
- Сюжет, зависящий от ваших действий
- Приглашенные знаменитости: супер-порнозвезда Рон Джереми, ковбой Рэнди Джоунс из Village People, заработавший международную ненависть режиссер Уве Болл, и девушка Playboy Дженнифер Уолкотт.
- Персонажи из других работ студии Running With Scissors: Кротчи, Чамп и девушки Постал, которые будут вам помогать (а иногда — вредить!)
- Новый безумный стиль игры, обезьяна-помощница, кошкогранаты и барсучья пила
- Убейте Уве Болла (или спасите его!)
Поддерживаемые языки: english, russian, german, french, japanese, polish, portuguese - brazil
Системные требования
Windows
- ОС: Windows 7 / Vista / XP
- Процессор: P4 с тактовой частотой 3.0 ГГц, двухъядерный Intel с тактовой частотой 2.0 (или лучше) или AMD64X2 (или лучше)
- Оперативная память: 1 ГБ для XP / 2 ГБ для Vista
- Жесткий диск: 13,5 ГБ свободного места
- Видеокарта: 128 МБ видеопамяти или лучше, DirectX 9 с поддержкой пиксельных шейдеров
- DirectX®: DirectX® 9.0c
- Звуковая карта: совместимая с DirectX® 9.0c
Отзывы пользователей
if you are mentally challenged, I'd say you probably would make it worse if you tried to finish this game, i only got this for gmod because i can mount it afterwards.
ehh... still has my approval because i can make use of the models
the only thing i like about this game is the dude's voice, as well as his design, and also the main menu and music.
This game is very bad. No, I did not play it for several hours. No, I did not play it over and over again. Move along.
So shit, its actually good. Did I fail at beating the tutorial? Yes, Did I laugh my ass off? Yes.
Be warned though, 99% of the game will make you want to throw up.
It's such a fucking bad game like holy shit, dude. Combat is actual cancer, and every dev who worked on this shit-show of a game should be fucking launched into orbit with zip tied plastic bags around their fucking retarded heads. And here I am, actually playing this fucking cancer because I like CBT.
UPDATE: I had to add more to this fucking shitshow of a video game, it keeps crashing, achievements are fucking broken so you have to go into the game files and change a number from 2 to 0 to be able to get achievements, TRYING TO BE A GOOD GUY IS ANNOYING ON BORDER PATROL MISSION BECAUSE THE FUCKING AI COPS ARE USELESS AND ALSO LIKE WALKING INTO MY LINE OF FIRE!!! OH AND WHEN I AM ALMOST DONE WITH THE MISSION WITH A PERFECT SCORE, THE GAME FUCKING CRASHES!!!
TLDR Pt 2: GOD I LOVE ABUSING MYSELF FOR THESE FUCKING ACHIEVEMENTS! I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME SO FUCKING MUCH!! I AM ACTUALLY HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!
BUTTSAUCE
Now with all the fixes postal 3 to be honest it's not the worst postal game in the world yes the game does have it's faults but you can have fun from time to time its so bad its good. I say play, if you hate refund it
I have no idea what the hell even happened here... The first two Postal games are regarded as masterpieces but this game is quite literally the opposite of what Postal should even be. First of all I hate the fact that it's mission based which isn't what Postal games usually do. There are an unbearable amount of cutscenes it's unbelieveable, Postal 3 is very poorly optimisied and the gameplay is also terrible and buggy as hell. A Postal game made in source. It isn't as funny as Postal 2 at all. However I think Corey Cruise isn't a bad Postal Dude tbh he's probably the highlight of the game. Graphics are somewhat alright and I like the main menu.
If you want to play an actual good or somewhat decent sequel to Postal 2 get either the Paradise Lost DLC or Postal 4: No Regerts, NOT this.
2/10
i dont get the hate its slightly buggy other than that its a good game
aauugh
felt insane bought game still felt insane but at peace
I actually enjoyed this…
None of the achievements work.
I'm going to sound like a drama queen, but this is the truth. I underestimated this game's rancid energy. This is the first video game in history where the content made me want to physically throw up. Not the motion, the first level of the game alone. And I can stomach a lot, I listen to GWAR for pete's sake! It does get janky and I often get stuck in the same spot over and over again.
The only positives was a great soundtrack, a few funny cutscenes that do make me laugh, and the introduction to the talented Corey Cruise, who did an amazing job voice acting both here and Postal: Brain Damaged (I credit him for that game more). Postal is still a great franchise btw. There is much better games to explore than this one.
Final Verdict: 1.3 Krotchy Dolls out of 5. I need a tall glass of crisp ice water while I atone for my poor decision.
I regret everything.
The base game is bad. There is not doubt about that. But as of this year there is mod support, the DRM has been removed, and a lot of game-breaking bugs and crashes have been fixed. Yeah, I DO recommend buying this game, because you CAN have fun with it and it SUPPORTS developers that still CARE about their fanbase.
on the 20th of december (2011) three little birdies stopped by my window and told me the release of this game would forever disturb the postal community
too janky
shitty ass game like why the fuck did you reputted it in the steam store like delete this shit dumbasses fuck heads xbox 360 dev mode
This game sucks.
i wanted to see how bad it was for myself and oh my god
Decent game, not as bad as people say it is, still a shitty game tho
Better than Postal 4
I like it in a special needs sort of way
Бегите я конченный
good game
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☑ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☑ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
Revival and the big day was a better experience
its a good game has a lot of bugs tho and also crashes a lot but if you can get threw that its really fun.
Графика и музыка сойдут, сюжет руина, юмор на уровне шуток про сортир. Сохранения иногда подчистую вылетали и приходилось проходить некоторые моменты заново, система достижений толком не работает 👍. Уж лучше дополнение Paradise Lost ко второй части купить, чем это. Хотя для ярых фанатов может и зайдет, вопрос вкусовщины, однако меня игра не впечатлила абсолютно
This game is so bad don't waste your money on it
This game is alright... with mods lmfao
the badgersaw is still nice ig, also we got corey cruise and the ost
This game made me want to kill myself
This is as if your best friend got murdered and the murdered is now on top of you and it turns out he's a paraplegic man stabbing you with a spoon while he loudly screams and laughs at late 2000s internet jokes which have ceased to be funny the moment MySpace died off.
perfect game if you love yourself <333
What was i doing with my life again?
it sucks
7/10 Couldn't get passed the first level due to my character losing the ability to move any direction other than backwards. Will play again next time I feel like having a bad day.
The ''I regret nothing'' quote fits for this game. I regret nothing by giving this game a huge 0
the controls... i couldnt play it for more than 20 minutes
ive heard that its bad but i will always give games the benefit of the doubt
the art is great but overall its almost unplayable
very fun after the patchs, not as bad as it was.
awful game, but i like it
wait this game actually rocks
I cant lie, there are some funny jokes in here. Too bad it ended this way.
the music, Corey Cruise, artstyle and the badger saw. the four horseman of why postal 3 isn't a complete failure. zoom fixed a tons of bug but still some unavoidable crash in the last area. it's not great but the development story and it's original ambition all mixed together to make this quite a interesting trainwreck. i have a special place in my heart for this junk.
this game sucks ass 10/10
i mean its alright like...
1 word, Yes.
10000000000000000000000/10.
yall are being dramatic its not that bad but is it good? well like the life is peachy album by korn in 1996 it was alright it wasn't as good as the first album but like the song A.D.I.D.A.S the soundtrack for postal 3 was badass and cool the game might not be as good as 2 or 1 but it has at least something good to put on the table overall postal 3 is a 5.5/10 its still worth checking out but when you do wait for it to be discounted tho cuz its not really worth the price unless its discounted
Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Trashmasters |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 15.01.2025 |
| Metacritic | 24 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 38% положительных (1788) |