Postal III

buns

over hated

Straight Ass. 🙌🏿

Don't play Normal Games, just a use sv_cheats 1;god;giveall;sv_cheats 0
when you got achievement

"Gaming Peak. Nothing Will Ever Top This."
Wow. Just… wow.

Postal III is a masterpiece of modern game design. Who needs functional controls or coherent storylines when you can crash to desktop because you sneezed near an NPC? Genius. The devs clearly asked, "What if we made a sequel that no one asked for, took everything people liked about Postal 2, and just... didn’t do any of it?"

The AI? Revolutionary. I’ve never seen cops run face-first into walls for five minutes straight. Truly ahead of its time.

Voice acting? Oscar-worthy. Everyone sounds like they recorded their lines at gunpoint through a potato.

Gameplay? Oh, the gameplay! Nothing beats the thrill of trying to walk in a straight line while the camera does its best impression of a drunk uncle at a wedding. Also, the moral choice system? Beautiful. Be good or evil? Joke’s on you, both paths suck equally. Equality at last.

In conclusion: Postal III cured my insomnia, ended my relationships, and made me reflect deeply on every life choice that led me here.

11/10. Play it if you hate yourself.

WTH? i expected to play absolute shithole of a game but it's actually good???? the dude's personality is kinda off to me but other than that, the gameplay works fine, the graphics look good and I suprisingly didn't encounter almost any bugs? my game crashed like one or two times only? It's something I never expected to say but I had a lot of fun playing Postal 3

10/10 would not recommend unless you want to play every postal game out there.

this game really did booze and ooze

This has to hands down be the worst postal game in the series but has some of the best bangers I ever heard in a game. Constant crashes, glitches, and enemies are sponges I would have to say it can be frustrating at times but i had a blast nonetheless.

.......this game doesn't exist. It changed my life..made me finally regret something.


But lowkey if u play it enough it becomes a 'so bad its good' kinda game

I have fun, but I don't recommend it.
And I Regret Nothing! ✋🕶️

Postal 3 has a nice dark humor, cool music and beautiful graphics, but damn it crashes like a drunk grandma driving a Chevrolet spark

It's fine I guess

We will make America strong again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again.

When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice. The Bible tells us, 'How good and pleasant it is when God's people live together in unity.

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life.

It is time to remember that old wisdom our soldiers will never forget: that whether we are black or brown or white, we all bleed the same red blood of patriots, we all enjoy the same glorious freedoms, and we all salute the same great American Flag.

wasnt really all that great but this game is definitely overhated, tbh theres worse postal games than this. i also think its pretty cool that this is the only postal game made in the source engine.

peak

0.5/10 if not the worst game i played trash

if youre interested in downloading patches for two hours and turning the occasional 1 to a 0 then the game can be fun but its generally too much of a hassle when you can just as easily play postal 2 or 4.

i don't think people give this game enough credit. it's fun. i like the story and characters, and they're all very in depth. it's cool how champ has an active role now. the cinematics are amazing, i love the style. i like the constant cutscenes, keeps it entertaining. i really like how it has replay value, as your choices change the story so you can replay and try other things. clearly, a lot of effort went into development. the combat isn't so bad. as for bugs and crashing, i haven't experienced any of the sort. even if there are some issues, it's nothing that prevents playing, and nothing i wouldn't expect from an indie game. and it's only $5, so you can't complain.

Ngl I don't mind most the bugs or the switch to third person but the only reason I don't like this game is because it doesn't have open world. I think it would've been infinitely better if it had open world like the second game

NEVER BUY THIS GAME. THIS GAME SUCKED ABSOLUTE BALLS LIKE WHAT FUCKING MORON THOUGHT THIS GAME WOULD BE GOOD?! THE JOKES AREMT FUNNY, THERE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY FUCKING UNSKIPABLE CUT SCENES, THE CAMERA ANGLE MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I SMOKE SO MUCH CRACK AND THEN DID ACID AND LETS NOT FORGET THE FUCKING FACT THAT WHEN YOU FIRST START THE GAME. THE FIRST 3 MISSIONS ARE JUST FUCKING STUPID, BORING AND MAKEME WANNA MAKE SURE RWS GETS RID OF THIS GAME FOR GOOD!!!!

ITS alr but u need mods or its unplayable

what the ...

best game oat

bought this for the sole purpose of hearing more corey cruise

Feels like a miss characterised sh#tpost about postal 2 than a legitimate game that continues the series regardless of it's technical issues which include crashes, achievements not unlocking and frame dips or full on freezing. Don't bother wasting your money. Overall 0/10.

i regret buying

don't even bother

the combat is kinda jank but its postal so
absolute cinema 10/10

Mike J: Here's a Warning from The Future Don't Buy POSTAL III

10\10 Masterpiece too Gaming

JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. This... is the WORST FUCKING GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED. 3RD PERSON GAMEPLAY ON A ENGINE THAT"S DESIGNED FOR 1ST PERSON!? A MORALITY SYSTEM IN A FUCKING POSTAL GAME!? SHIT ESCORT MISSIONS!? SHIT CONTROLS!? GAME CRASHING EVEN THOUGH GAMES ON SOURCE ENGINE RUNS FINE ON MY COMPUTER!? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK. I'D RATHER DRAG MY BALLS ON A MILE OF GLASS, I'D RATHER TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH A CACTUS, I'D RATHER HAVE A THREESOME WITH CHERRI BOMB AND ANGEL DUST FROM HAZBIN HOTEL. CUZ THOSE 3 WOULD GIVE ME JOY! BUT THIS GAME!? NO, I HATE THIS COCK SUCKING GAME, I HATE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. Running With Scissors deserves a APOLOGY. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS GAME. THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THIS GAME IS COREY CRUISE. Thank GOD the man was added as a optional voice in Postal 4. FUCK THIS GAME.




FUCK POSTAL 3

F*** YOU POSTAL 3, RWS WAS RIGHT TO DISOWN YOU

not as bad as everybody says but it is different from other postal games, do i like it better then postal 1 or 2? no . but its not terrible i dont really understand all the hate if you want to buy it then do it i guess.

after the last patch it became playable and i liked it , i regret nothing

You’re better off dumping a bucket of paint on your PC than buying this – at least the paint runs smoother

For the LOVE OF GOD guys, install UltraPatch. It's the definitive way to play this hunk of junk without crashing every 5 minutes. It adds jumping, faster melee attacks, and patches tons of bugs. With UP, this game is solid, and tons of fun. 7/10

sorry but… No! just No!!!

Weeell, do u know that the game is good? Yeah, I know too, but I can't fucking play it AT ALL, CAUSE IT CRUSHES EVERY FUCKING TIME IN THIS FUCKING POLICE DEPARTMENT! peace.

This game is the worst game i have ever played on the source engine.

ts gotta be the worst, and i mean worst game ive ever had the audacity of playing

FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME HOLY SHIT JUST DIE GOD DANM IT JUST GO FUCK OFFF

What can I say. Dogshit

There is a game here, i can see the potential. honestly tho if you aren't a hardcore postal fan and even if you are i don't think i could recommend it. the amount of times i had to reload a level because a door is broken. that was the biggest problem, the doors would break all the time and i think it was because their was enemy's behind it, but even if you manage to kill them the door stays broken. the prison escort mission was the worst, i was on it for like 2 hours for a 15 min mission, i didn't even die, not once. the level was just that broken, i ended up reloading the whole level more than 3 times. also the new big thing here is taking cover but 40% of the time Dude just wont shoot behind cover. theirs other stuff to complain about but its mostly nitpicks. is there anything good? sure. the soundtrack for the most part is great. there's not much challenge so i had time to jam out to the music, except for the tutorial level, its got some weird lullaby. i also don't mid the shooting, there is flaws but the guns feel pretty well to shoot, melee not so much but guns are okay. honestly overall, if your a postal fan and you wanna play this part of postal history then i would recommend it. if your pretty new to postal, just go play postal 2.

this game is so overhated, rws is overeacting on how bad it is, the only real bad thing about it is the borderlands wannabe cutscenes, besides that the game isnt even that bad

This game definitely aint as bad as they say it is. Theres still some good laughs and anything in the source engine is gonna be fine. It still feels like postal. Weird choice to have a karma meter though.

This game has terrible fucking humour, Terrible missions, A Terrible world map but goddamn... The combat and gunplay is pretty fun.

Honestly not a bad game

wow this is terrible

despite running with scissors hating the game i hope one day this game deserves the remake/remaster treatment maybe all the postal 3 slander is a cover up to build up funds for a new game also the ron jeremy joke is hilarious