POSTAL 2

It must be said that rating this game does not recommend it one way or the other. To some objective end it must be said: it is a bad game. It is not well made, and it isn't a long shot to say this game does nothing to sell you on its' premise. If you ask "Why...?", the answer is "Why not?".

Official rating:
4 syphilitic mohels out of 10

Literally just bought this so i could piss on corpses, and show my parents that you cannot do most video game activities in real life. I forgot about having it until a few weeks ago, now i can do it all without consequences again

My favorite first-person shooter of all time.

Postal 2 is a open-world boomer shooter immersive-sim-lite insane hyperviolent cartoon cobbled together by southern maniacs with a level of love and attention to detail previously reserved exclusively for Gothic cathedrals. The post-9/11 edgelord nihilist humor may make you assume this is, in more modern terms, a big shitpost, but you'd be dead wrong. Everything in this game is highly ambitious and creative. The gunplay, the AI, the mission structure, the big open-world where you can enter literally every building, the emergent gameplay. it's all a technical marvel in it's own way. At the time of writing, I've played this game for 100 hours, and yet I feel like there's so much more I haven't explored.

Is it janky? Of course it is, anything this wacky made by this small of a team would be. However, if there's anything the good 3D Sonic games have taught me, it's that jank is a sign of ambition and innovation. Plus, if the AI bugs out or something unexpected happens, it adds to the game's overall humorous tone.

Overall. probably the best game you can regularly get for literally a dollar.
Buy it, play the original campaign, maybe play Apocalypse Weekend (even though in my opinion it's much more linear and boring), play Paradise Lost, and don't play Postal 3.

I am endlessly fascinated by the fact that this game's fanbase is 50% 40 year old guys who kick their dogs and 50% 19 year old trans men that want to be plowed by the postal dude. By the time postal dude is shooting rednecks in a assless gimp suit the latter section started to make sense.

Postal 2

Postal 2 is a masterpiece, all in all, misogynistic, edgy, gory, and fucking killer.

Buy milk, piss on strangers, beat protestors with a shovel, shoot the smelly indians

This game is one of the jankiest, buggiest, purposely mind-numbingly frustrating things i've ever played, but i love it. "Love" is a bad word to use, but i can think of no other in current state of Shitholm Syndrome. The world's greatest example of "So bad it's good" and i 100% recommend it, just don't play Postal 3.

Love doing mass murders with out cop's finding out, just hate the nudity.

Game from 2003 that is more engaging than Cyberpunk 2077. You can drop a donut, piss on it and let a cop eat the donut and watch that cop puke all over the place.
Also you get to accomplish tasks while exploring map, so it's not nonbrainer sandbox game.

Its a good game but be prepared to have to download software to lock your frames otherwise it will run at 700fps. It doesnt run the best youll experience crashes if you say kill a lot of people at once or cause to many explosions. The developers do try and help with problems they always comment but it seems if you cant figure it out theyll just laugh at you. just my opinion because not all of us are tech savy and we try and do our best.otherwise fantastic game i wish they still made games like these.

This game teaches racism and how to hate everybody in your presence. Literally abusing animals and using them to give you a fighting advantage in battle. Taking drugs so you'll gain a moment of health boost but later slowly lose your health showing the side effects of doing such decisions. And lastly the game teaches people to turn normal chores into terrorist acts and pure chaos.

10/10 game would recommend.

This game was so fun for how short it was. Would 100% recommend to someone else to play.

Easily one of the best and most insane games ever made. timeless and will always be relevant whether that be fortunate or not

very fun, very funny. but jesus christ this game is a pain to 100%

I don't regret buying this game. i love pissing on people and slicing all their limbs off.

The epitome of bad taste

As someone who's a windup merchant in their daily life I love that every facet of this game has been designed to offend and annoy people. As controversial as this game was at launch it definitely couldn't be made today which is part of what makes it so fun. Played on Steam Deck and performance is solid.

This game is very odd i heard about it from a pyrocynical video one time and thought i'd check it out. Despite it being very weird, sometimes even a little disturbing it's an addicting game just going round to test everything and anything to see what wacky s### happens and still have little idea what it's all meant to mean. Overall 7.5/10.

I booted up the game. Ten minutes later, I was dual-wielding machine guns, wearing a trench coat soaked in gasoline, setting fire to a marching band while trying to return an overdue library book. The American Dream, really.

I tried to play it normally once. Just do errands. Be a good guy. I ended up using a cat as a silencer, got peed on by a crackhead, and somehow joined a cult dedicated to donuts. That was before Tuesday.

This game gives you the tools to be the worst version of yourself and then dares you not to use them, but you just can't help yourself

Got a signature from Osama Bin Laden, then pissed on and suicide bombed him. 10/10 Game.

This is, by far, one of the craziest and most fun games I've ever played. And I cannot, with a good conscience, recommend it to other players. It's crude, it's brash, it's ridiculously offensive, but goddamn is that world pretty fucking fun to run around in. Insane story, even more insane lore... It's a blast, but don't take it seriously. at all.

Really awesome and fun game, you can play it over and over on various difficulties and never get bored. The NPCs are very funny and the dark humor reminds me of South Park, which I enjoy a lot. It's great that the game gives the player a lot of freedom to walk around and be as evil and chaotic as they want. Would you please sign my petition ?

An incredible, and fun game. This game allows freedom in what you do, without being frustrating with the consequences. I love Postal 2, just as good as No Regerts, if not better.

very chaotic game but would recommend it for hard boiled people

when i downloaded the game, i saw the NEW dlc page and it said it worked, so i saw the uncensored Postal Dude floppy 16 inch willy DLC so i added it to the cart, and pressed buy. But then to my horror it just would not work, i havent seen any guides on how to fix it and it seems to just be a 'joke'.


Iam disgusted by RWS (Running with Scissors) and i do hope they see this and fix it instantly.

- pooeymcgooey3

Postal 2 + Paradise lost DLC should be added to the Smithsonian museum. This is pure art and should be hailed has one of mans greatest achievement.

It is the most entertainment I have ever got from 1$.

Early 2000's satire at its finest. Really makes you feel old when you realize nobody goes to malls anymore.

you can do basically anything in this game which instantly is a 10/10 and the comedy is also good

If POSTAL 2 had a tagline, it would probably be “Chaos: The Game”—because no matter how hard you try to play it normally, you’ll eventually end up running from cops, setting people on fire, and using a cat as a silencer.

You play as The Postal Dude, a man just trying to get through his week in the most miserable, deranged town in existence. The game gives you simple, mundane objectives like buying milk, cashing a paycheck, or returning an overdue library book—but how you complete them is entirely up to you. You can be a law-abiding citizen, standing in line and following the rules… or you can pee on everyone, blow up the building, and leave a trail of destruction behind you.

The world is an open-ended sandbox where everything and everyone is interactable, killable, and very, very flammable. Want to start a riot? Go for it. Feel like using live cats as silencers? The game says "sure, why not." Ever dreamed of kicking someone’s head off like a soccer ball? POSTAL 2 has you covered.

The game’s humor is offensive, crude, and completely unfiltered—it makes fun of everything and everyone, and if you're easily offended, this is NOT the game for you. But if you enjoy dark, absurd humor and a world where the dumbest possible thing can and will happen, it’s an absolute blast.

Gunplay? Surprisingly solid. You’ve got everything from pistols to rocket launchers, but the real fun comes from creative destruction—throwing gasoline on people, tasing them, or using a shovel to send them flying. NPCs react dynamically to your actions, so expect things to spiral out of control quickly.

It’s stupid, offensive, hilarious, and completely insane—basically, GTA’s drunk, unhinged cousin.

9/10 burning protesters. Would urinate on everything again.

This game made me drive off to my local libary,burn it down and piss on whats left of it.It made me visit a police station and vent to them about just how much ı hate living,then,ı burned down the police station becauze ı got PTSD flashbacks including the Krotchy mascot that for some reason looks like a sack and it reminds me of my grandpa who used to beat me up everyday for not being good at football.Ever since then ı started to get more and more attacks lately,ı just cant get that stupid mascot out of my mind.Why the hell does he look like a ball sack?also no,you cant lure in the police with donuts unless if they have strawberry jam on them.I HATE BALL SACKS.

the fact that it has a default button to piss on someone makes it a 10/10 game
and you can heal yourself with crack very accurate america simulator

This game is peak. One of the only things to make me laugh so hard in so long. Its like the southpark of video games and doesn't care for backlash on the crazy shit they do. And I fucking love it, highly recommend this game to everyone if you're into this, and even if you're not. It's so fucking worth the price tag. This game is old but gold

amazing gameplay also osama bin laden is pretty good

If you ever wanted to pee on a person that was on fire after trying to throw a molotov cocktail while looking for pizza this is the game for you

For a game THIS absurdly old, it's fun. and real goddamn violent.

this game gets you addicted to crack and lets you shoot terrorists PEAK

Great game , I have only played it for 2 hours and I've enjoyed it so far. I mean its still actually fun after 21 years. The graphics really remind me of games like half life 2 and gmod.

I would really recommend this game for people that dont like buying expensive games

saw a terrorist blow up a priest within first 3 hours.

peak gaming

also you can piss on pepole

this shii is so cool, just play this madness and enjoy it
(It doesn't matter if it's old or not)

This game is really old but fucking fun! The story and characters are good the detail is great you can walk into any building in the game and just kill people! Tons of weapons to collect and many ways to end somebody. Very fun game I recommend 100% that you get this!

-Watching games to play
-See Postal 2
-Watch the Gameplay
-U CAN PEE ON PEOPLE?!
-Buy the game
-Pee on people
-Pee on a Cop
-Got molested
-Respawn
-Search a Porn Model for the Dude
-Cant find the mod
-Me sad :(
-Decide to create the model by himself
-Learn how to do all that crazy shit
-5 fucking weeks of hard work
-Post the model
-The model got banned

10/10 would touch my balls again

You'd never get a game like this in the modern ages and that makes this game very special and endearing.

boring gameplay loop - walk somewhere, wait or hunt for objective, then walk out while people shoot at you. uses crude teenage humour to distract you from the areas it lacks in, but if that doesn't make you laugh then you'll find yourself bored very quickly. i'm sure it pushed the envelope 20 years ago, but nowadays it just comes across as an attempt to pander to edgy 16 year olds wanting to experience an era of gaming they never got the chance to

at the first its just a fun game BUT after you press R and unzip your pants it become the 10/10

so far the game is edgy but while doing so every edge is a joke hit. when postal 2 came out it was right around the time when video games were scrutinized because of their violent nature, postal 2 doesnt just make fun of those critiques but also pisses them off by putting in video game protestors who go out their way to incite violence on a game studio in the game.

The game takes a stance on making fun of various different groups and doesnt miss. its what i love about it. it makes fun of the hypocrisy of the scrutiny against creative media.

the game can be completed entirely on a peaceful basis, you do not need to kill anyone. and really just answers and disproves the whole "video games causes violence" argument. Its not the game its the person, the person decides if he or she wants to go "postal"

Do video games cause violence or does it highlight certain individuals who are just violent by nature who aims to carry it out on real life? we all know the answer

this game is funny gory edgy and was ahead of its time, its a shame something like this wont be made today.

and of course the cherry on top for this game, you can PISS on people, if that isn't enough to convince you to buy this game i don't know what will.

this game has a piss mechanic that can be used as a weapon (kinda) and also a lifesaver when you're on fire. and you're telling me this isn't regarded as one of the greatest games of all time????

Lovely game great atmosphere very funny and nice aesthetic. And a rarity in that pacifism is actually fun (actually my fav way to play). Definitely recommend

TBH there isn't much to do., yes there are errands and technically a main story but it all runs flat and ends up being a slog. The mindless killing is just mediocre and boring. Its funny for like 30 minutes then it gets old quick 5/10

Sensational experience, has funny guns, funny npc's and dark jokes woven throughout the whole game. It's a mix of gun gameplay and satirical criticism of various world themes. Would recommend if you're not too sensitive

A fun game to play when you need to release some steam (see where i did there steam Laugh) seriously this game is Good you should give it a try