POSTAL 2

I regret nothing... except not finding out about this game sooner. And also playing Postal 3. Playing Monday-Friday is hands-down some of the most fun I have ever had playing a video game, and while Apocalypse Weekend kinda brings it down, this is still a really great game. This game is offensive, crude, violent, and most of all, ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HILARIOUS! RWS tried to replicate it with Postal 4, but to be honest, it kinda falls flat, which is a shame because I can tell there's a lot of passion and love poured into it, but it just doesn't have... whatever the hell it is that makes Postal 2 so great. If not for Apocalypse Weekend, I don't think there's much wrong with this game. Yes it has bugs and glitches and has quite literally the worst character AI that I have ever seen, but these things make the playing experience so much more fun! If you don't buy this game for yourself and everyone you know right now, I'll follow you home and kill your dog. I rate it a 9.11/10.

cool game ig,you can pee on people and win the r kelly achievement,id say pretty realistic,10/10

the best game to relax smoke pipes cut policemen in half and explode dogs with a rocket launcher totally recommend this game :P

This is the worst, most disgusting, inappropriate, racist, vile, offensive piece of filth I’ve ever played.

-load game
-spawn in trailer and get yelled at
-take gas and a shovel then go raid a house
- beat someone dead
-follow tasks
-piss on a female
-kill osama
-repeat

game glitched when I almost completed TUesday, and now I can;t get Gary's autograph

I shot up a protest and pissed all over the corpses and then got arrested.

I then broke out of jail and went home to play postal 2. Pretty good game not gonna lie.

Classic weird shooter. Not the type of game you show friends that don't already know about it.

let me tell you—I cannot believe a game like Postal 2 even exists, let alone that people actually play it and think it’s funny. As a mother and a decent human being, I find it absolutely disgusting and unacceptable. The violence? Outrageous. The language? Inappropriate. And don’t even get me started on how it treats women and minorities—it's like it was designed to be offensive! I saw my son watching a video of it once, and I nearly fainted. There were people being set on fire, animals being used as weapons, and this awful man going around doing the most vile things imaginable, and it’s all just treated like a big joke. What kind of message does that send to children? Or even to adults who should know better? I’ve already written a very strongly worded email to the developers and flagged every video I could find. This kind of filth has no place in a civilized society, and honestly, I think it should be banned. There are so many better ways to spend your time than indulging in this toxic, horrible garbage. I mean really—what’s next?

10/10 Would Recommend

Truly a great use of free will. Line at the bank? Piss on the people infront of you. Have an issue with a current event? Convince people to sign your petition. Cops exist? Drop on a donut and piss on it and wait till some cop decides it's snack time. Wife bitching about you not getting milk? Go out and get milk. An absolute masterpiece of a game.

Wonderful game for just bullshitting or to just play for fun. Pretty crazy game.

This game is an anomaly. None of the other Postal games are anywhere close to being this good, but this one is incredible. They struck gold with Postal 2.

I remember the first time I played Postal 2.
It was the winter of 2011. I was eighteen, restless, my soul searching for something — anything — that didn’t follow the rules.
One day, a friend handed me a strange, unmarked disc, grinning like he was sharing a secret too big for words.
But it wasn’t just a game.
It was a portal.
It was Postal 2.

I installed it, launched it — and the world I knew fell away, replaced by something surreal, broken, and somehow more honest than anything I expected.
I spent every hour of that day wandering those twisted streets, the dust-filled suburbs where normality cracked at the edges.
The chaos, the dark laughter, the sudden choices that spiraled into madness — they wrapped around me like a dream I wasn’t sure I wanted to wake up from.
I wasn’t just playing it.
I was inside it.

And then came so many replays, so many absurd moments.
Endless errands that collapsed into riots, surreal mornings turning into blood-soaked afternoons.
I knew every corner, every secret back alley, every broken system ready to explode if you just nudged it hard enough.
And without guides, without maps — just pure exploration — I learned where to find peace... and where to unleash chaos.
It was my world.
It was home.

Sometimes my friend would sit beside me, pointing out the stupidest ideas.
“Try using the cat,” he’d laugh. Or, “Kick that guy for no reason.”
I still remember one afternoon where everything spiraled — a tiny mistake leading to cops, riots, flames — and we laughed until our sides hurt.
We weren’t mocking the world.
We were surviving it, in our own broken way.
It was our escape.
It was our bridge.

And now, years later, I go back.
The world has changed. I have changed. I'm thirty-one now.
And that friend? He’s somewhere far away, across a sea of years and unanswered messages.

Yet booting up Postal 2 feels like cracking open a forgotten journal scrawled in chaos and laughter.
The graphics are rougher now, the bugs more obvious — but the spirit remains raw and alive.
Every shouted insult, every absurd quest, every piece of shattered glass speaks to something deeper:
The memory of a youth spent laughing at a world that never made sense anyway.

Postal 2 isn’t just a game.
It’s a time machine.
It’s a reminder that even madness has its own kind of beauty.

And as I wander back into Paradise, with a shovel in hand and a smirk on my face, I remain there.
Fingers on the keyboard...
And a tear I cannot tell — whether it’s sorrow or gratitude.

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Love the Satire and its Retro charm and Jankiness just make this game priceless. Postal will forever go down as one of my favorite games/Franchises of all time even just after the bit i have enjoyed it so far. Sense of humor is perfect. Thank you for making this masterpiece, I'm sorry to myself i'm so late to play this but glad i did! xD

- wants game
-strict dad
-convinces dad its a game about completing chores through the week
-gets game
-loves game
-favourite game

best game ever i have wasted a day of my life playing this and I would happily waste the rest of my life playing this

This game is great! Even with its crude humor and dark jokes its still a fun and enjoyable game! (On any easy difficulty)

Best postal game out of all of them, cause there are so many offensive stuff and you can piss on people, peak gaming.

This game is the representation of what Europeans think is the routine of the average American 10/10

It must be said that rating this game does not recommend it one way or the other. To some objective end it must be said: it is a bad game. It is not well made, and it isn't a long shot to say this game does nothing to sell you on its' premise. If you ask "Why...?", the answer is "Why not?".

Official rating:
4 syphilitic mohels out of 10

Literally just bought this so i could piss on corpses, and show my parents that you cannot do most video game activities in real life. I forgot about having it until a few weeks ago, now i can do it all without consequences again

My favorite first-person shooter of all time.

Postal 2 is a open-world boomer shooter immersive-sim-lite insane hyperviolent cartoon cobbled together by southern maniacs with a level of love and attention to detail previously reserved exclusively for Gothic cathedrals. The post-9/11 edgelord nihilist humor may make you assume this is, in more modern terms, a big shitpost, but you'd be dead wrong. Everything in this game is highly ambitious and creative. The gunplay, the AI, the mission structure, the big open-world where you can enter literally every building, the emergent gameplay. it's all a technical marvel in it's own way. At the time of writing, I've played this game for 100 hours, and yet I feel like there's so much more I haven't explored.

Is it janky? Of course it is, anything this wacky made by this small of a team would be. However, if there's anything the good 3D Sonic games have taught me, it's that jank is a sign of ambition and innovation. Plus, if the AI bugs out or something unexpected happens, it adds to the game's overall humorous tone.

Overall. probably the best game you can regularly get for literally a dollar.
Buy it, play the original campaign, maybe play Apocalypse Weekend (even though in my opinion it's much more linear and boring), play Paradise Lost, and don't play Postal 3.

I am endlessly fascinated by the fact that this game's fanbase is 50% 40 year old guys who kick their dogs and 50% 19 year old trans men that want to be plowed by the postal dude. By the time postal dude is shooting rednecks in a assless gimp suit the latter section started to make sense.

Postal 2

This game is like if Grand Theft Auto got blackout drunk, woke up in a dumpster behind a convenience store, and decided to just roll with it. It’s crude, it’s chaotic, and it absolutely does not care what you think. You can deliver a package, feed a dog, and then get chased by a dude with a shovel—all before lunch.

The gameplay is pure sandbox insanity. Want to pee on everything in sight? Go for it. Light stuff on fire? Why not. Launch a cow head with a shovel? Sure, that’s Tuesday in Postal 2. It’s the definition of offensive on purpose, and somehow, that’s part of the charm.

Yeah, it's buggy, janky, and wildly inappropriate, but that’s the point. If you’re into unfiltered, no-rules absurdity or just want to play a game that makes absolutely no sense on paper but works in the weirdest way, this is it.

One of the most gloriously dumb and entertaining experiences you'll ever have in a video game.

Postal 2 is a masterpiece, all in all, misogynistic, edgy, gory, and fucking killer.

Buy milk, piss on strangers, beat protestors with a shovel, shoot the smelly indians

This game is one of the jankiest, buggiest, purposely mind-numbingly frustrating things i've ever played, but i love it. "Love" is a bad word to use, but i can think of no other in current state of Shitholm Syndrome. The world's greatest example of "So bad it's good" and i 100% recommend it, just don't play Postal 3.

Love doing mass murders with out cop's finding out, just hate the nudity.

Game from 2003 that is more engaging than Cyberpunk 2077. You can drop a donut, piss on it and let a cop eat the donut and watch that cop puke all over the place.
Also you get to accomplish tasks while exploring map, so it's not nonbrainer sandbox game.

Its a good game but be prepared to have to download software to lock your frames otherwise it will run at 700fps. It doesnt run the best youll experience crashes if you say kill a lot of people at once or cause to many explosions. The developers do try and help with problems they always comment but it seems if you cant figure it out theyll just laugh at you. just my opinion because not all of us are tech savy and we try and do our best.otherwise fantastic game i wish they still made games like these.

the game is fun but it keeps crashing and i end up having to repeat the same mission 3 time

This game teaches racism and how to hate everybody in your presence. Literally abusing animals and using them to give you a fighting advantage in battle. Taking drugs so you'll gain a moment of health boost but later slowly lose your health showing the side effects of doing such decisions. And lastly the game teaches people to turn normal chores into terrorist acts and pure chaos.

10/10 game would recommend.

This game was so fun for how short it was. Would 100% recommend to someone else to play.

Easily one of the best and most insane games ever made. timeless and will always be relevant whether that be fortunate or not

very fun, very funny. but jesus christ this game is a pain to 100%

I don't regret buying this game. i love pissing on people and slicing all their limbs off.

Edgelord Simulator 2003

POSTAL 2 wants you to believe it’s outrageous, hilarious, and satirical—but really, it’s just loud, crude, and painfully outdated.

Gameplay

The core loop is walk to a place, pick something up, then escape while being swarmed by NPCs. Combat is clunky, the controls feel like they were ported from a toaster. Guns feel weightless, melee is random, and there’s zero balance.

Humor aspect

The writing feels like it was scrawled by a 12-year-old who just learned the F-word. Every line is trying to offend someone, but there’s no wit or cleverness—just toilet humor, racism, sexism, and the occasional joke about bodily fluids. If that’s your thing, cool. It gets old real fast, It’s exhausting.

Open World

Paradise, Arizona is an empty, repetitive wasteland. There are no meaningful NPCs, no side quests, and nothing to do besides your main errands. It’s a bunch of disconnected maps with a lot of walking, dead environments, and zero incentive to explore.

The somewhat interesting bit

Peeing on people, lighting cats on fire, or chopping heads off. The game is edgy for the sake of being edgy, with no substance or point.

Final Verdict

It’s broken, juvenile, and tries so hard to be controversial it forgets to be fun. There are old games that aged gracefully—this one aged like an open carton of milk in the sun.

Not ragebait Rating: 2/10

The epitome of bad taste

As someone who's a windup merchant in their daily life I love that every facet of this game has been designed to offend and annoy people. As controversial as this game was at launch it definitely couldn't be made today which is part of what makes it so fun. Played on Steam Deck and performance is solid.

This game is very odd i heard about it from a pyrocynical video one time and thought i'd check it out. Despite it being very weird, sometimes even a little disturbing it's an addicting game just going round to test everything and anything to see what wacky s### happens and still have little idea what it's all meant to mean. Overall 7.5/10.

I booted up the game. Ten minutes later, I was dual-wielding machine guns, wearing a trench coat soaked in gasoline, setting fire to a marching band while trying to return an overdue library book. The American Dream, really.

I tried to play it normally once. Just do errands. Be a good guy. I ended up using a cat as a silencer, got peed on by a crackhead, and somehow joined a cult dedicated to donuts. That was before Tuesday.

This game gives you the tools to be the worst version of yourself and then dares you not to use them, but you just can't help yourself

Got a signature from Osama Bin Laden, then pissed on and suicide bombed him. 10/10 Game.

This is, by far, one of the craziest and most fun games I've ever played. And I cannot, with a good conscience, recommend it to other players. It's crude, it's brash, it's ridiculously offensive, but goddamn is that world pretty fucking fun to run around in. Insane story, even more insane lore... It's a blast, but don't take it seriously. at all.

Really awesome and fun game, you can play it over and over on various difficulties and never get bored. The NPCs are very funny and the dark humor reminds me of South Park, which I enjoy a lot. It's great that the game gives the player a lot of freedom to walk around and be as evil and chaotic as they want. Would you please sign my petition ?

An incredible, and fun game. This game allows freedom in what you do, without being frustrating with the consequences. I love Postal 2, just as good as No Regerts, if not better.

very chaotic game but would recommend it for hard boiled people

when i downloaded the game, i saw the NEW dlc page and it said it worked, so i saw the uncensored Postal Dude floppy 16 inch willy DLC so i added it to the cart, and pressed buy. But then to my horror it just would not work, i havent seen any guides on how to fix it and it seems to just be a 'joke'.


Iam disgusted by RWS (Running with Scissors) and i do hope they see this and fix it instantly.

- pooeymcgooey3

Postal 2 + Paradise lost DLC should be added to the Smithsonian museum. This is pure art and should be hailed has one of mans greatest achievement.

It is the most entertainment I have ever got from 1$.

Early 2000's satire at its finest. Really makes you feel old when you realize nobody goes to malls anymore.

you can do basically anything in this game which instantly is a 10/10 and the comedy is also good