POSTAL 2

POSTAL 2

4.5
Крайне положительные
385.00₽
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Разработчик: Running With Scissors

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Описание

Workshop and Controller Support




Update Notes

Updates since release on Steam in 2013

Added

  • Full controller support
  • Steam Workshop integration
  • Many features to the POSTed SDK that make creating workshop content easier
  • The ability to play all seven days of POSTAL 2 and Apocalypse weekend in one playthrough
  • Apocalypse weekend’s dismemberment feature to the entire seven days
  • Twelve new weapons courtesy of the Eternal Damnation mod
  • Greater variation in NPC and Zombies. They have a bigger variety of voices, more animations and improved interactions with each other and The Dude
  • 68 Steam Achievement
  • Improved widescreen compatibility, including tripled headed setups
  • FoV slider,Triple Buffering and V-sync to the video options
  • Footstep sounds that change on different surface types
  • Holiday events for St Patrick's day, Valentine’s day, Easter and Halloween
  • Much, much more!

Fixed

  • Thousands of minor mapping and code issues, and a few not so minor
  • Various crashes could occur when dismembering NPCs
  • Massive framerate drops when any fluid type collided with physics objects and exploding cars
  • Exploding cars using incorrect collision
  • And so much more!


About the Game



Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?

Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.
Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Key Features

  • Aggressive vs. Passive: POSTAL 2 is only as violent as you are.
  • One large non-linear world.
  • Explore the world and accomplish your errands at your own pace.
  • Interact with Non-Player Characters
  • Survival Mode: If you choose to play as a pacifist, you will still have to deal with the NPC's who may also go POSTAL!
  • Based on the Unreal Editor: Easy to use and very powerful, with many mods already available from the community.

Поддерживаемые языки: english, russian, simplified chinese, spanish - spain, turkish

Системные требования

Windows

Minimum:
  • OS *:Windows XP SP3/Vista/7/8/10
  • Processor:Pentium 3 1133MHz or AMD Athlon 733MHz Processor
  • Memory:128 MB RAM
  • Graphics:32MB GeForce 2 or Radeon Video Card
  • DirectX®:8.0
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Recommended:
  • OS *:Windows XP SP3/Vista/7/8/10
  • Processor:1.2GHz
  • Memory:384 MB RAM
  • Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500 Video Card
  • DirectX®:8.0
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Mac

Minimum:
  • OS:MacOS X 10.6 or higher
  • Processor:700Mhz (PowerPC)
  • Memory:256 MB RAM
  • Graphics:32MB Radeon or Geforce 2
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Recommended:
  • OS:MacOS X 10.6 or higher
  • Processor:1.2GHz (PowerPC / Intel)
  • Memory:384 MB RAM
  • Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Linux

Minimum:
  • OS:SteamOS and Ubuntu 12+
  • Processor:Pentium 3 1133MHz or AMD Athlon 733MHz Processor
  • Memory:128 MB RAM
  • Graphics:32MB GeForce 2 or Radeon Video Card
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Recommended:
  • OS:SteamOS and Ubuntu 12+
  • Processor:1.2GHz
  • Memory:384 MB RAM
  • Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500 Video Card
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Отзывы пользователей

Рекомендую 18.01.2025 15:05
0 0

you know at first it was tough for me to play it cus i never played any game like that but later on im enoying it it might feel tough at first but you will get used to it other then that i do like the music weapons pretty dope aswell pretty much the game is just mess around and have fun i would recommend it if ur bored and you don't know what to play

Время в игре: 289 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.01.2025 23:24
0 0

amazing game, with full honesty whoever helped make the final levels of the military base for weekend in paradise should be shot

Время в игре: 6636 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.01.2025 01:08
1 0

Let's get complaints out the way, after I finished the game it continously crashes the save file I played on. Surely shooting a few rockets wouldn't crash my game, but yes it does. I don't want to slowly kill everyone, I want to be chaotic on this game and I'm sure I'm not the only one experiencing this. Other than that, this is probably one of my favourite games, it's very entertaining and I'm glad they give you more things to do after you finish.

Время в игре: 1444 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.01.2025 17:49
0 0

Destruction, violence, and more violence. An unhinged game, in an unhinged game series, it let's you piss on your enemies, kill anyone, and do it with style. Full of references, especially self references to the studio, and it does a pretty good job at containing it's world.

Время в игре: 386 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 14.01.2025 20:02
3 0

the fact you can pee on people makes this the best game out there not even elden ring beats this

Время в игре: 708 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 14.01.2025 20:02
0 0

Apparently me heading to the Compound checkpoint would cause a in-game crash, which I'm pretty sure never happened in my gameplay, unless it was trying to start up my POSTAL 2 game on Steam after a few years. You've got to be kidding me Running With Scissors. This game just hates me for completing Friday after the Parcel Incident. I agree POSTAL 2 is a good game but the crashing and bugs make the whole experience unplayable and just disappointing in my opinion. I still recommend other to play it, it's really fun and interesting.

Время в игре: 857 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 14.01.2025 03:49
0 0

Played this game pre-Steam and enjoyed its weird, usually offensive humor. It's a pretty solid shooter though, so if you like shooters and games that don't take themselves seriously, it's definitely worth a play.

Время в игре: 18 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.01.2025 05:26
0 0

This Game is truly chaotic, game meant for sociopaths and psychopaths alike, but also gives massive creativity with destruction, and is also disturbingly funny

Время в игре: 466 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.01.2025 23:51
0 0

This is schizophrenia simulator but it's awesome and you're on crack. Can't be good for be but I feel great. 8.1/10

Время в игре: 124 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 11.01.2025 21:10
0 0

Still fun in 2025. Little offensive, but fun.

Время в игре: 323 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 11.01.2025 00:24
0 0

I love this game and I recommend it to people over sixteen and mature enough to take the offensiveness. Running With Scissors is a good company.

Время в игре: 313 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.01.2025 20:10
0 0

zaebato,я прошел эту игру 2 раза на пиратке и щас кайфую от лицухи,и цена очень мала для такой игры,советую епт

Время в игре: 257 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.01.2025 16:38
0 0

Personally, I consider this game to be a GTA but a first-person shooter, and more brazen. Recommended if you like the bizarre.

Время в игре: 43 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.01.2025 16:34
0 0

Super fun but it keeps crashing when trying to load a new section or a new save. If it gets fixed then I'll b super happy.

Время в игре: 105 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.01.2025 12:30
0 0

Отличная и удобная игра, я обоссал собаку, человека, женщину, дом, кошку, кассира(он меня потом убил) бля и вобще ахуенная игра

Время в игре: 249 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.01.2025 01:55
0 0

The humour is hit and miss depending on your taste but there are a lot of real funny moments (Xmas tree, the compound, the rednecks). The wanted system is terrible - it's not fun to become wanted because past a certain point cops and soldiers become a headache, and then it's not fun to lose the wanted level because it's just you sat in a bush for 5 minutes.

Outside of that, the game is one big playground of fun and satire and blood and gore. You'll piss on people, you'll smoke crack and you'll shoot anyone trying to ruin your day. It's an important game, it's a funny game and if you've had an eye on it (it's always like 90 cent during a sale) you should try it.

Время в игре: 343 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.01.2025 01:28
0 0

i can piss on osama and get a r kelly achievement. peak fucking game right here

Время в игре: 514 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 08.01.2025 20:48
0 0

Most entertaining game I've ever played, you really just can't beat walking around peeing on people and getting high off of catnip

Время в игре: 5289 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 08.01.2025 13:58
7 2

The first thing i did was flip off a dude, who then tried to shoot me dead along with his buddies. Then i smacked them all to death with a shovel and stole their weapons.
Then i went to the store to buy milk but i accidently stumbled upon a terrorist group whom i shoot dead.
I also accidently shoot up a bank to because mouse 1 flips people off if youre empty handed which angers people who then wants to shoot you.
What the fuck is this game.

Время в игре: 60 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 08.01.2025 01:26
2 0

Been playing this game on and off ever since it originally came out. While jokes may be dated it's actually quite a solid shooter the weekend kind of sucks and the new dlc is actually good.

Not for the faint of heart though you will see much gore, puke, and piss lmao.

Время в игре: 2514 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 06.01.2025 19:42
2 0

Eğer düzgün bir psikolojiniz yoksa oynamanızı önermem çünkü oyun çocuklara uygun olmamakla beraber akıl sağlığı yeterli düzeyde olmayan yetişkinleri bile etki edecek derecede absürt. genel olarak çok eğlenceli bir oyun sadece oyun oynamak için.

Время в игре: 165 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 04.01.2025 20:24
0 0

One of the best games of all time for me. And one of the games where I feel the most rewarded for just going around and exploring, finding funny stuff that the devs hid everywhere.

Время в игре: 1419 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 29.12.2024 17:21
2 1

Played after not having touched the game in like 5 to 10 years; the humor isn't for me because I'm an adult and not an edgy teenager anymore. Game isn't really particularly good either. Gunplay is really stiff and there's not much to do in-between tasks besides flipping people off, peeing, and exploring the flat, boring world.

Время в игре: 234 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 28.12.2024 20:18
2 0

This game is amazing there are some slight very slight signs of aging (mainly a mini map dont even need objectives on it add a mini map with just the roads and make me open the map to see signs of interest and id be happy small gripe is all though i get turned around lol) worth a playthrough from everyone but beware sunday is a bit of a challenge

Время в игре: 2933 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 26.12.2024 12:58
0 0

very nice game but i keep on getting crashes every 20 min but overall 10/10

Время в игре: 725 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 26.12.2024 01:38
0 0

unironically amazing game with unmatched freedom such as opening your zipper and pissing on people

Время в игре: 47 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 26.12.2024 00:52
0 0

I get to kill people which is really violent so I’m not sure if I should give this game to my 6 year old. 1/10 needs a G rating as all games should have before they can be released to people (joke)

Время в игре: 137 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.12.2024 23:45
0 0

This game made my life complete. I definitely can't lie about that. This game is one of the most controversial games in history and still is WAY to fun. 100/10 I can't stop playing.

Время в игре: 1661 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.12.2024 23:27
0 0

I've played through monday-sunday and finished the whole DLC and this is definitely one of the best sandbox games to ever come out. It's absolutely hilarious and the gameplay is so fun especially apocalypse weekend where you fight off many zombies that have taken over paradise. The DLC is what postal 3 should of been and speaking of postal 3 the whole DLC takes the mick out of how bad the game is and they even bring back Corey Cruise's Postal Dude.

10/10

Время в игре: 1622 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.12.2024 22:25
0 0

best game for a reason(postal III is shit) best part you can be the biggest asshole without any consequences

Время в игре: 1834 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.12.2024 22:11
0 0

great fun, my 16-year-old daughter's new favourite game

Время в игре: 262 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.12.2024 20:23
0 0

Average Florida experience, it really feels like i am in the streets of a russian slavic neighbourhood but its actually based in Arizona SURPRISINGLY , still i am actually amazed by the level of detail this masterpiece of a game has to offer , i mean you wake up on a wednesday to piss on your fathers grave then get kidnapped by a bunch of rednecks and then they dress you up in a gimp suit , that alone deserves a 10/10 from IGN

Время в игре: 272 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.12.2024 15:09
2 1


---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10


Время в игре: 450 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.12.2024 10:55
0 0

An error has occurred. If you continually get the same error, try loading a different save file, submit a bug report, and/or check the Support Forums for assistance.

POSTAL 2 Build Apr 17 2023 17:34:38

OS: Windows NT 6.2 (Build: 9200)
CPU: GenuineIntel PentiumPro-class processor @ 2998 MHz with 4095MB RAM
Video: No Video
Level: Startup.fuk - Untitled

Please enable Direct3D acceleration. You can do this by starting dxdiag and enabling Direct3D Acceleration in the Display1/2 tab after installing DirectX 8.1b (or later) and the latest drivers for your graphics card.

Время в игре: 9 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 23.12.2024 16:07
0 0

I would rather beat paradise lost on ludicrous difficulty than play through the weekend again.

Время в игре: 3244 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 23.12.2024 15:52
0 0

This game is incredibly offensive, full of laughs, mayhem, and much more. When on sale for 99 cents this game is a must buy on sale if you like that sort of stuff.

Время в игре: 1941 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 23.12.2024 03:50
2 1

This game is disgusting, racist, misogynistic, discriminatory towards certain ethnicities and religions, promotes urination associated with degrading and inhumane behavior, incites extreme violence, Sexual abuse and cruelty, contains obscene language, harassment, but its done equally!
and you can piss on anything
1. Piss on fire hydrants.
2. Piss on newspapers.
3. Piss on burning barrels.
4. Piss on dead cows.
5. Piss on cops.
6. Piss on protesters.
7. Piss on cats
8. Piss on dog food cans.
9. Piss on gasoline puddles.
10. Piss on your own reflection in water.
11. Piss on trash cans.
12. Piss on church steps.
13. Piss on the “Vote Here” sign.
14. Piss on ATM machines.
15. Piss on piles of cash.
16. Piss on used crack pipes.
17. Piss on barbecue grills.
18. Piss on the game developer's logo.
19. Piss on bar stools.
20. Piss on ticket booths.
21. Piss on library books.
22. Piss on political posters.
23. Piss on urinals
24. Piss on burger grills.
25. Piss on cardboard cutouts.
26. Piss on public telephones.
27. Piss on bank vaults.
28. Piss on arcade machines.
29. Piss on store mannequins.
30. Piss on inflatable mascots.
31. Piss on security cameras.
32. Piss on rakes.
33. Piss on windows
34. Piss on fences.
35. Piss on a dude in a hazmat suit.
36. Piss on delivery trucks.
37. Piss on ice cream carts.
38. Piss on game cartridges.
39. Piss on the apocalypse-themed toilet paper.
40. Piss on NPCs in queue lines.
41. Piss on fast-food logos.
42. Piss on video rental signs.
43. Piss on your neighbor’s front door.
44. Piss on protest signs.
45. Piss on Santa statues.
46. Piss on festive decorations.
47. Piss on ketchup bottles.
48. Piss on first aid kits.
49. Piss on lawn chairs.
50. Piss on tricycles.
51. Piss on kiddie pools.
52. Piss on fireworks.
53. Piss on gas station pumps
54. Piss on empty beer cans.
55. Piss on traffic cones.
56. Piss on a mime.
57. Piss on circus tents.
58. Piss on street performers.
59. Piss on graffiti murals.
60. Piss on the "RWS" company logo.
61. Piss on arcade prize counters.
62. Piss on electric fences.
63. Piss on Burger King-like mascots.
64. Piss on political effigies.
65. Piss on construction workers.
66. Piss on cement mixers.
67. Piss on sniper towers.
68. Piss on hot dog carts.
69. Piss on parking meters.
70. Piss on mailboxes
71. Piss on election booths.
72. Piss on zombies.
73. Piss on graveyard tombstones.
74. Piss on carnival games.
75. Piss on the top of a rollercoaster.
76. Piss on yoga instructors.
77. Piss on NPCs who block your path.
78. Piss on gas masks.
79. Piss on random NPCs named "Gary."
80. Piss on arcade cabinets with suspicious glitches.
81. Piss on paintings in rich people's houses.
82. Piss on water coolers.
83. Piss on bikers.
84. Piss on cheerleaders.
85. Piss on anything with a "do not pee here" sign.
86. Piss on alien spaceships
87. Piss on pancakes.
88. Piss on a rival’s sandwich.
89. Piss on beekeepers.
90. Piss on weapons when out of ammo.
91. Piss on park benches.
92. Piss on burning furniture.
93. Piss on protesters’ megaphones.
94. Piss on public fountains.
95. Piss on hot air balloons.
96. Piss on car tires.
97. Piss on a bonfire.
98. Piss on the tv
99. Piss on nuclear
100. Piss on yourself

Время в игре: 378 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 22.12.2024 13:45
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The fact this game goes for 1$ is genuinely baffling for the worth you get out of it doubling if you spend 1$ extra for the dlc. The game is beyond goofy and violent its honestly a gift that keeps on giving AND its the only game I know where pissing is a useful mechanic next to maybe Travis Touchdown showing his ass to save the game in No More Heroes. Worth every cent ive spent on this.

Время в игре: 1447 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 22.12.2024 07:27
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10/10 batshit crazy game where everyone is unhinged and ready to kill at the drop of a hat.

Время в игре: 314 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 22.12.2024 04:17
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It's a very fun game. You have to become one with the jank and remember that the bugs are features. Apocalypse weekend is not good though. Paradise lost is great but does drag in some places. It's good clean fun, what more can I say?

Время в игре: 1633 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 22.12.2024 03:59
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funny open world first person shooter and you get shit on for quicksaving 10/10

Время в игре: 206 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 21.12.2024 15:26
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It's a weird one. Albeit I wish more people could understand this:
"Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally."
"Holy shit, I'm not racist, these people really do all look alike!"

Fun.

Время в игре: 336 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 21.12.2024 02:29
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this game is a dumb as hell master piece. its so fun just to mess around and do crazy stuff, it does have its draw backs though. its ai, well very funny, has a weird habit of just freezing and not moving unless you shoot or do something to provoke them. the weapons, while very satisfying and easy to use, do get old quick and some weapons are so under powered they don't really have a purpose(i.e the protester sign). but even after all of that, this game still holds up and proves that you don't need a huge studio to make a good game. postal 2 is the definition of quality over quantity, looking at you call of duty

Время в игре: 608 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 20.12.2024 20:38
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Absolute masterpiece. I can't think of one bad thing to say about it other than it crashes sometimes and I can get lost in the map because I'm shit at directions, but that's really just a ME problem. I have developed a love for postal dude and how charming he is in this game. My life is forever changed. 10/10.

Время в игре: 776 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 19.12.2024 22:37
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dude smokes crack funny but poorly aged jokes and if you are at the faint at heart and have fucking blue hair ( warning you are a bitch ) this is perfect and KEEP THIS IN YOUR HEAD DO NOT BUY POSTAL 3 ok i have said so much so go play this game

Время в игре: 1857 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 19.12.2024 20:33
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I definitely recommend especially when it’s on sale but I had this one issue where my game just broke my controls are broken I tried everything I tried deleting a Redownloading restarting my computer starting new games but nothing is working if any of you have a fix i would most appreciate it

Время в игре: 783 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.12.2024 08:27
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A wild, over-the-top, and darkly comedic experience. *POSTAL 2* isn’t for the faint of heart, with its chaotic gameplay and outrageous humor. The open-world setting lets you go on a rampage or take on the missions in your own way, making it a unique and often absurd experience. It’s a guilty pleasure for anyone who enjoys bizarre, off-the-wall games.

Время в игре: 643 ч. Куплено в Steam Получено бесплатно
Рекомендую 18.12.2024 01:17
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POSTAL 2: The Unhinged Masterpiece of Chaos!



Game Title: POSTAL 2
Developer/Publisher: Running With Scissors
Release Date: April 14, 2003
Platforms: PC, Linux, macOS
Genre: First-Person Shooter / Sandbox / Dark Comedy

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Introduction – A Furry’s Foray Into Absolute Madness


Greetings, fellow gamers! I am Kiba Snowpaw, your frosty reviewer hailing from the eternal tundras of HowlStrom. With over 5,000 games under my fur-covered belt, it takes a lot to impress me, but POSTAL 2 hit like a rogue blizzard! This game is raw, offensive, and unfiltered—everything modern games are often too afraid to be. Sure, it’s controversial, but beneath its chaotic exterior lies a sandbox brimming with creativity, dark humor, and surprisingly sharp satire.

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Basic Plot Summary – Errands, Chaos, and Mayhem


You play as The POSTAL Dude, a luckless everyman who embarks on a weeklong series of mundane errands like buying milk, returning a library book, and collecting Gary Coleman’s autograph. What could go wrong? Well, literally everything. The town of Paradise is packed with caricatured NPCs—rednecks, religious fanatics, corrupt cops, and protestors—all waiting to push your patience to its limit. Whether you keep things “peaceful” or spiral into fiery chaos is entirely up to you.

The story is simple but brilliant. It gives players full control to engage in violence—or not—and still face hilarious consequences either way. POSTAL 2 is less about narrative arcs and more about letting players craft their own ridiculous adventures.

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Originality and Studio Background – Chaos Reimagined


Developed by Running With Scissors, POSTAL 2 is a stark evolution from its predecessor, POSTAL (1997). While the original game was a top-down shooter, POSTAL 2 redefined the franchise by introducing an open-world FPS format. RWS gained notoriety for their rebellious approach to game development, unafraid to mock society, politics, or even themselves.

Compared to similar games like GTA: Vice City, POSTAL 2 is less polished but far more experimental, encouraging pure anarchy and boundary-pushing gameplay. It wasn’t just a game—it was a statement.

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Gameplay Mechanics – Chaos Unleashed


Core Mechanics: POSTAL 2 offers an open-world structure where you complete daily objectives in whatever way you see fit. Want to calmly wait in line at the store? Cool. Prefer to set the place on fire and pee on the cashier? Go for it! The choice between pacifism and chaos isn’t just cosmetic—it actively changes your experience.

Weapons: The arsenal is as creative as it is insane. From shovels and gas cans to rocket launchers and scissors, every weapon invites experimentation. Let’s not forget the infamous cat silencer—a darkly comedic tool that’s both hilarious and grotesque.

AI and Interactivity: The NPC AI is unpredictable and adds to the absurdity. Civilians might run, fight back, or escalate the chaos. Their reactions feel dynamic, adding replay value to encounters.

Sandbox Freedom: This game thrives on emergent gameplay. Burn down a protest, sic a pack of attack dogs on cultists, or just walk your dog through the carnage—whatever fits your twisted sense of fun.

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Visuals and Audio – A Product of Its Time


Graphics: Let’s be real—POSTAL 2 looks dated. Its 2003 Unreal Engine visuals can’t compete with modern standards. That said, its gritty textures and crude animations fit the chaotic tone perfectly. The exaggerated character models add to the satirical vibe.

Sound Design: The voice acting, while intentionally over-the-top, complements the game’s comedic undertone. NPCs spout ridiculous one-liners, and The Dude’s dry sarcasm steals the show. Sound effects are punchy, and the soundtrack, while minimal, gets the job done.

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Impact and Legacy – Gaming’s Greatest Satire


POSTAL 2 is one of the most controversial games ever made, banned in several countries for its unapologetic content. Yet, its lasting impact is undeniable. It became a cult classic for its refusal to compromise, standing as a symbol of creative freedom in gaming.

Compared to sanitized modern titles, POSTAL 2 feels like a breath of fresh (if toxic) air. Games like South Park: The Stick of Truth or Saints Row borrow its dark humor but often feel constrained by mainstream sensibilities.

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Praise and Critique – Unleashing the Ice Wolf’s Howl


What I Loved:

  • Absolute freedom to play your way.
  • Hilarious, no-holds-barred dark humor.
  • Creative weaponry that’s equal parts shocking and fun.
  • A sandbox of absurdity with countless possibilities.


What Could Be Better:

  • Outdated graphics and clunky animations.
  • A lack of polish in AI behavior and mechanics.
  • [*] Some jokes and mechanics haven’t aged well.


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Personal Reflection – Howling Through the Mayhem


POSTAL 2 brought out my inner chaos-loving wolf. It’s not just a game—it’s a cathartic playground where you can laugh, scream, and gasp at the absurdity of it all. While its lack of polish and aging visuals might deter some, it stands as a testament to gaming as an unfiltered art form.

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Conclusion – Paradise Found in Chaos


If you’re tired of sanitized, focus-group-tested games, POSTAL 2 is a blizzard of unfiltered fun. It’s crass, offensive, and utterly unique. For those brave enough to dive in, it’s an unforgettable ride through the madness of Paradise. Just be warned—this isn’t for the faint of heart or easily offended.

Verdict: 9/10 – A beautifully twisted masterpiece that dares to be different. 🐺🔥

Время в игре: 387 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 17.12.2024 23:28
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---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

Время в игре: 52 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 17.12.2024 22:50
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“Dark humor, chaos, and a lot of fun.”
Postal 2 is as outrageous and over-the-top as they come. The game’s open-world design lets you do just about anything, from completing bizarre tasks to causing absolute mayhem. The dark humor and satire are not for everyone, but if you enjoy pushing boundaries and embracing the chaos, it’s a wild ride.

It’s not perfect, but it’s definitely memorable and full of unexpected moments.

8/10 – Not for the faint of heart, but a blast if you’re into dark humor.

Время в игре: 56 ч. Куплено в Steam

Дополнительная информация

Разработчик Running With Scissors
Платформы Windows, Linux
Ограничение возраста Нет
Дата релиза 21.01.2025
Metacritic 59
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Жанры

Action Indie Adventure

Особенности

Single-player Steam Achievements Full controller support Steam Trading Cards Steam Workshop Steam Cloud Includes level editor Family Sharing