POSTAL 2

POSTAL 2

4.5
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385.00₽
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Разработчик: Running With Scissors

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Описание

Workshop and Controller Support




Update Notes

Updates since release on Steam in 2013

Added

  • Full controller support
  • Steam Workshop integration
  • Many features to the POSTed SDK that make creating workshop content easier
  • The ability to play all seven days of POSTAL 2 and Apocalypse weekend in one playthrough
  • Apocalypse weekend’s dismemberment feature to the entire seven days
  • Twelve new weapons courtesy of the Eternal Damnation mod
  • Greater variation in NPC and Zombies. They have a bigger variety of voices, more animations and improved interactions with each other and The Dude
  • 68 Steam Achievement
  • Improved widescreen compatibility, including tripled headed setups
  • FoV slider,Triple Buffering and V-sync to the video options
  • Footstep sounds that change on different surface types
  • Holiday events for St Patrick's day, Valentine’s day, Easter and Halloween
  • Much, much more!

Fixed

  • Thousands of minor mapping and code issues, and a few not so minor
  • Various crashes could occur when dismembering NPCs
  • Massive framerate drops when any fluid type collided with physics objects and exploding cars
  • Exploding cars using incorrect collision
  • And so much more!


About the Game



Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?

Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.
Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Key Features

  • Aggressive vs. Passive: POSTAL 2 is only as violent as you are.
  • One large non-linear world.
  • Explore the world and accomplish your errands at your own pace.
  • Interact with Non-Player Characters
  • Survival Mode: If you choose to play as a pacifist, you will still have to deal with the NPC's who may also go POSTAL!
  • Based on the Unreal Editor: Easy to use and very powerful, with many mods already available from the community.

Поддерживаемые языки: english, russian, simplified chinese, spanish - spain, turkish

Системные требования

Windows

Minimum:
  • OS *:Windows XP SP3/Vista/7/8/10
  • Processor:Pentium 3 1133MHz or AMD Athlon 733MHz Processor
  • Memory:128 MB RAM
  • Graphics:32MB GeForce 2 or Radeon Video Card
  • DirectX®:8.0
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Recommended:
  • OS *:Windows XP SP3/Vista/7/8/10
  • Processor:1.2GHz
  • Memory:384 MB RAM
  • Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500 Video Card
  • DirectX®:8.0
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Mac

Minimum:
  • OS:MacOS X 10.6 or higher
  • Processor:700Mhz (PowerPC)
  • Memory:256 MB RAM
  • Graphics:32MB Radeon or Geforce 2
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Recommended:
  • OS:MacOS X 10.6 or higher
  • Processor:1.2GHz (PowerPC / Intel)
  • Memory:384 MB RAM
  • Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Linux

Minimum:
  • OS:SteamOS and Ubuntu 12+
  • Processor:Pentium 3 1133MHz or AMD Athlon 733MHz Processor
  • Memory:128 MB RAM
  • Graphics:32MB GeForce 2 or Radeon Video Card
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Recommended:
  • OS:SteamOS and Ubuntu 12+
  • Processor:1.2GHz
  • Memory:384 MB RAM
  • Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500 Video Card
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Отзывы пользователей

Рекомендую 08.11.2024 12:46
0 0

I thought this game would be about delivering mails but little did I know I am allowed to piss on people and shoot protesters with a .44 magnum, pretty awesome shit I must say

Время в игре: 196 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 08.11.2024 09:48
0 0

Best game ever from my childhood. I really loved/love this game. Not because of brutality but its fun idea.
Highly recommended for lazy weekends.

Время в игре: 55 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 08.11.2024 02:56
0 0

It is one of those turn off your brain types of games. I like it since it is very chill type of game, the game play is fine and it is okay.

Время в игре: 322 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 07.11.2024 16:05
0 0

Postal worker becoming Postal the Second edition is a great game that I played since I was little.... I would recommend this game if you like killing innocent civilians or if you like the comedic tone of the game
10/10

Время в игре: 470 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 07.11.2024 10:53
0 0

stuck 7hp in a level where im shooting missles at terrorists cuz i deleted one save and cant access other recent ones booooooooorrrrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggggggg

Время в игре: 704 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 05.11.2024 21:32
0 0

This game really inspired me with its humor and im really interested in game development and i would create a game like Postal 2 and also what engine does Postal 2 use

Время в игре: 267 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 05.11.2024 00:08
0 0


---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

Время в игре: 857 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 03.11.2024 15:52
0 0

tbh I love any game that you can piss in or lob peoples heads off and have a dog fetch it for you but...wow this game is great! from smoking '
"health pipes" to stealing stuff from the police...this game has something for the whole family!

Время в игре: 1017 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 30.10.2024 09:55
0 0

this game teaches you some really important life lessons, including but not limited to urinating on pedestrians and doing backflips in burning libraries

Время в игре: 260 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 28.10.2024 10:33
0 0

dumbest game i've ever played 10/10
paradise lost is very fun and the standard postal 2 tasks are very fun
the game is really only as violent as you are (unless you play apocalypse weekend)

Время в игре: 431 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 26.10.2024 21:13
0 0

This game is absolutely amazing. It might not be the funniest game sometimes, but it is fun as hell, so even the unfunny jokes don't bring it down. The ATF saying "They're coming right at us" will never not be funny to me though.

Время в игре: 3496 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 26.10.2024 05:39
0 0

Postal 2 is a game that defies convention, immersing players in an over-the-top, satirical world where mayhem reigns supreme. Released in 2003 by Running With Scissors, it continues to be a polarizing classic, sparking both outrage and admiration. With its unique blend of dark humor, open-world chaos, and the freedom to embrace absurdity, Postal 2 is more than just a game; it’s an experience that has become a staple in my creative process.

Время в игре: 504 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.10.2024 18:31
0 1

This game crashes but i still love this game cuz it's good

Время в игре: 1490 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.10.2024 06:30
1 0

one of the best FPS in the world. Very amazing graphics for its time and has amazing features.
Thanks RWS for such a wonderful game!

Время в игре: 419 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 22.10.2024 16:42
0 0

I have never been to the US. But i think the game gives me an idea of what the placeis like 10/10 saved money on plane tickets

Время в игре: 2020 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 22.10.2024 14:01
0 0

Ever wondered what would happen if you gave a guy a to-do list and then handed him a shovel, gasoline, and the ability to pee on everything? Family-friendly content. PS: Look, just sign the stupid petition. I got stuff to do.

Время в игре: 2667 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 20.10.2024 08:47
0 0

Incredibly offensive and thats what makes this game fun. Its always fun playing something youve already seen countless memes of. The 3 things that I dislike about the game would be that the SPAS-12 is underwhelming, the enemy AI is pretty boring since they just kind of stand still and shoot at you most of the time and the map is chopped up in many pieces. Its funny how whimpy people are these days hating so much on Hatred and shutting that game down when this one has more potential to be savage and is way more offensive. Who knows maybe the Dude was asking for Hatred to be shut down in his petition, he doesnt like games after all...

Время в игре: 583 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.10.2024 21:19
0 0

when people present postal 2 as one of the most disturbing games of all time, i can't say that they're wrong- unless you factor in tone. yes, it includes a lot of the worst things you can think of (and a lot of it has aged. pretty poorly. assuming they wouldn't already be a little bit off-colour even by the standards of the time), but it's pretty damn irreverent; it sort of plays on the absurdity of being The Most Controversial Video Game Of All Time, and the writing is pretty corny and silly with it. as a weirdo trans guy with a love of trash and horror, it appeals to me more than i'd like to admit.

other than that, it's a pretty standard (though very fun!) shooter from the time- the thing that really impresses me is RWS's dedication to keeping the game accessible and preserving it. slapping a game on steam is one thing; actively updating it with new content 20 years after launch is another. postal is a fascinating artefact from a very specific time in video game's cultural history, but more than that it's clear that it's loved by its developers enough that they still care about it.

also there was a movie. isn't it fucked up they got a movie? wild.

Время в игре: 673 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.10.2024 15:50
0 0

I played this game when I was 14, maybe younger. It was so much fun! Many years later, I'm playing it again, and it's still fun. Now it's even funnier because I get all the sick jokes in the game. Postal Dude is the GOAT. 11/10.

Время в игре: 224 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.10.2024 10:42
0 0

"I'm an equal opportunity lunatic!"
Postal 2 is a fun game where you get to be evil to the people around you lol. It can definitely be a bit broken at times though but that's part of the fun.

Время в игре: 3518 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.10.2024 02:18
0 0

It was so amazing and it was my favorite game in the franchise and it was all lot of fun and it has all lot of chaos in the most outrageous and absurd ways as possible and I would rather pee on people in postal 2 rather than watch that it's so bad kiss and cringe in the ghost and Molly McGee. And I was planning to get the rights to the ghost and Molly McGee IP and I would make an uncut versions of the ghost and Molly McGee.

Время в игре: 302 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.10.2024 06:30
12 1


---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

Время в игре: 237 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 14.10.2024 15:34
0 0

Jogo MT bom apesar de ser antigo, humor e piadas MT bons tbm e gameplay boazinha. Resumindo o jogo, vc é um cara chamado "dude" que faz suas tarefas diárias, mas que essas tarefas viram um completo caos. Recomendo muito este jogo.

Время в игре: 704 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.10.2024 01:23
0 0

The worst game in the world is becoming one of my favorite games right now, its dark humor, blended with frenetic combat, and some unique mechanics such as using cats as silencers, the graphics which I think are pretty cool, and also the Workshop. Its an amazing purchase at its normal price, and even better at discount.

Время в игре: 332 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 11.10.2024 03:17
2 0

This is one of my favorite games ever i love the style and gameplay and the plot its amazing and the music everything is perfect

Время в игре: 2466 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 10.10.2024 08:16
5 0

I played this game over over 15 years ago and remember thinking that it was great replayed it after all these years, still love it. This is one of those games that never loses it's charm

Время в игре: 480 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 07.10.2024 14:42
0 0

This game is by far my favourite. Of course there is a big problem I could see. Game doesn't run properly and crashes for most of the time. I don't have any idea on why it does but it does for some reason. But against all odds, I could complete the game with all of the achievments. I had so much fun with this game and was able to kill some time to say the least. The only advice I can possibly give is that do not hesitate on buying the game.

Время в игре: 5015 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 06.10.2024 21:37
0 0

if you want kick npc s balls,be a serial kller, kll feminists and fats,do lots of illegal activities this game(maybe not game)is treasure for you

Время в игре: 1594 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 06.10.2024 11:57
0 0

Classic fps mayhem! It was fun when it first came out, and still gets a chuckle over 20 yrs later. may seem a little dated graphically but its easily ignored by the fact that you will have a hard time putting this game down. It does require a bit of a dark sense of humor(and some thick skin at times) to really enjoy this tbh.

Its nothing special but you will get hooked pretty easy if you are looking for something a little less serious.

Время в игре: 1405 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 05.10.2024 16:59
0 0

For the last 12 days, I've been accidentally doing a day-by-day challenge. By that I mean I beat Monday on Monday, beat Tuesday on Tuesday, and so on. I didn't even realize I was doing it until it was Thursday, so I kinda just stuck with it. Here's how that went.

Monday - Friday: This can't be good for me, but I feel GREAT!


Postal 2 is easily my favorite MetroidVania. It's much more like an RPG than anything. Except the only unlock you need is the police uniform.

You're given a task and how you complete that task is up to you. If you want to go in guns blazing, you can. If you want to go in without hurting anybody, you can. If you want to get in and out in the quickest, and most non-confrontational, hassle-free way possible, you can. If you want to buy your way out, you can, assuming you can find the money for it. You truly can play it your way.

For example, did you know Gary Coleman doesn't have to die? Instead of getting into an altercation with him for an autographed copy of his book or letting the police take care of him when he gets into a shootout with them over an arrest warrant, you can instead just backstab the woman at the front of the line and pick up her copy of the book. The cutscene where the police surround the mall never plays, Gary never aggros, and you never get caught in the middle. Easy.

In the section where you escape from the lair of gay redneck rapists, you don't actually have to pay $100 to get your normal clothes back, and you don't have to shoot the owner of the laundry mat, either. You can simply walk behind the counter and get your clothes. I believe this counts as the stealth approach.

I wasn't joking about that police uniform thing earlier. The very FIRST thing you should do at the start of each day is find a place to drop your money, then get arrested. Do nothing before that. Then when you wake up in your jail cell, escape. But instead of running for the exit, go to the locker room on the top floor. Inside the locker to the right of the mirror, you'll find a police uniform. Make sure nobody sees you, then put it on. There. Now you've beaten the game. Or at least the day. You can loot the entire police station and nobody will stop you. Remember to pick up the money you hid earlier.

That's what most of Monday - Friday is like. It's just fun problem solving and I LOVE it!

By the way, does anybody know what are the guns for?

Saturday and Sunday (also Paradise Lost): My grandmother could beat the game if she saved as much as you


Your grandmother would never live long enough because this game just keeps going! Jesus christ, I hate the entire rest of this game! The next 7 days of my life were just a grinding slog that just kept getting worse and worse. My god, I am NEVER doing that again!

Here's some big reasons why the entire rest of Postal 2 sucks:

Postal 2's combat sucks


  1. It takes so ungodly long to find the weapon you want to use in the interface. Switching weapons requires either pressing number keys (which sucks in the middle of a gun fight because half of them are on the right side of the keyboard, so you would have to take a hand off of the controls to reach them) or scrolling up or down on the mouse wheel (which sucks in the middle of a gun fight because mouse clicking while scrolling through the menu selects the weapon, so you can't shoot while you're scrolling through the weapons menu).
  2. It takes so ungodly long to equip/unequip a weapon. There's like a full 2 seconds of equip/unequip animations that play whenever you switch weapons. Some weapons become viable for mid-to-late game simply because their animations are faster. And many good weapons get weeded out because their animations are simply too slow since those 2 seconds are an insanely long time when you're in the middle of a gun fight.

    Combine that with the sniper rifle's zoom-in animation and it takes like 15 seconds to select the sniper rifle, equip, zoom in, and squeeze off a shot.

    How well an altercation goes entirely depends on who can pull their gun out first. So half of my deaths were from me trying to scroll through the melee weapons category when I needed a gun and I simply was not able to select a gun fast enough.

    So you can forget about wombo-combo'ing anybody. The guns will never be able to play off of each other because the weapon selection interface is awful and the animations are slow.

    The inventory screen is just one button press away and it pauses the game. Why can't we have that for weapons??

  3. "Harder" enemies are simply bulletsponges. They don't get new attacks, new weapons, new weak points, or anything like that. They simply do more damage, and have more health and armor. It is the worst kind of difficulty curve.
  4. "Harder" enemies are simply aimbots. They can crack 10-20hp off of you before you even finish coming around the corner. No joke, I had the sniper rifle out and I "headshot" the corner of the wall because there's a bit of transparency you can't shoot through. But his shots were still hitting me.

    Why is the machine gun so much more accurate when he uses it??


The campaign itself is awful


You could delete the entire terrorist training camp and military base sections, and it would only improve the experience. I mean, I guess you wouldn't want to lose the part where The Dude goes to hell inside his own mind to nuke a series of Gary Colemans in a featureless, floating void, which was clearly the very first glimpse at a much better game called Postal Brain Damaged, but we wouldn't get that for another decade anyways, so I guess just delete it? It's a great part but the journey getting there wasn't worth it.

Basically what I'm saying is most of AW's journey was boring, tedious, or boring and tedious. I mean for fucks sakes, they start you off with scissors. That's the only weapon you get for the entire first part and there's no way to avoid it.

And I didn't appreciate being forced to kill those cows either. I saw a cow play fetch once. They seem like big cuddly dogs.

No longer an RPG


I honestly thought Postal 2 was a brilliant sh!tpost about 90's and early 2000's gameplay standards and popculture politics. But Apocalypse Weekend showed me Monday - Friday may have been a fluke.

Because Postal 2's combat is such dogsh!t, the only weapons that are viable late-game are the machete, the SMG, the machine gun, and maybe some of the explosive weapons. So your selection of weapons is also railroaded into a very specific style of gameplay.

Here's what the gameplay ultimately devolved into by the end:
  1. Walk up to the nearest enemy
  2. Tank shots while you get close enough to put the barrel of the machine gun into their nose
  3. Tank shots while you hold down the mouse button for a full 3 seconds until they die
  4. Eat snacks or smoke crack when your health drops
  5. [*]Goto step 1

Repeat this process about 100 times until you finally get to the boss, then repeat it again for the boss, except this time drink cola so you can dual-wield.

You can no longer play the game your way. You're bruteforced into this linear sequence of events and dragged around by the ear from linear hallway gun fight to linear hallway gun fight. The entire last 7 day experience sucked and the only positive thing I can say is at least I didn't have to reload the guns.

This is the exact reason I didn't buy Postal 4. There's probably a hard focus on the combat instead of the problem solving elements, and Postal 4's combat will probably also suck. So screw that.

tl;dr:


Monday - Friday (base game) is great. Worth every penny. Don't bother actually playing Apocalypse Weekend or Paradise Lost unless you just really love holding the mouse button down for 3 seconds on each of the 500 enemies between you and the end screen.

Время в игре: 3647 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 05.10.2024 16:20
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Why should you buy this game? Well, first of all, this game is fun.
Secondly, this game is like no other.
Lastly, buy this game.
Its fun
its
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Время в игре: 207 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 04.10.2024 22:26
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the best game ive ever played. i can pee on people then kick them afterwards. if you like raunchy comedy games with that 2000's feel postal 2 is genuinely one of the best games you can buy on the market especially for its price. COP POSTAL 2 IVE HAD SO MUCH FUN ON THIS FUCKING GAME LADS

Время в игре: 347 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 04.10.2024 02:27
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I have enjoyed this mass murderer simulator for it's over the top and juvenile humor, but I cannot in good conscience recommend people actually buy and play this game as it will often become so unstable that you literally cannot even finish tasks or weeks because it crashes so frequently. It is absurd that running with scissors thinks people will have any faith in the stability of postal 4 when they cannot add fixes for it.

I started difficulty on Hestonworld and can't even finish my save file when I'm on the last day because I have to walk towards the dude's house, but everytime I try to enter his home area or the area including the bank the damn game crashes, and it really seems like RWS has given up on trying to fix it and have recommended to play postal 4 but I frankly don't have a lot of faith for the game after finding they can't fix these issues.

reloading the game after enough times becomes insanely tiring and tedious.

If the game doesn't crash just because some dumb inventory related hint can't go through or there's 1,000,000 iterations of...SOMETHING then I could enjoy it more, but it crashes too frequently due to some sort of runaway loop and I despise this fact. I restarted a previous save because of this issue and it refuses to die. Can't even play the game anymore, which is crazy that considering the game felt more stable and crashed less before the damn update was added to the game, ironically enough.

Время в игре: 19829 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 03.10.2024 22:59
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It's fun until you try to shoot attackers with the NPCs, who shoot you before the actual attackers
Where's the fun when I'm forced to kill every NPC in an area

Время в игре: 638 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 03.10.2024 03:08
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still a lot of fun, its crude, its offensive, and it's a dark satirical of american life.

Время в игре: 641 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 29.09.2024 08:54
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Getting all achievements is a pain in the ass but the sunday ending was perfect.

Время в игре: 2691 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 29.09.2024 04:17
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Best game and worst at the time the game is loaded with funny/ immature shit in it but still very comical!!
Also Megan Grimes worked on the guns and krotchy she should've got a little bit of credit but no she was an intern...

Время в игре: 558 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 28.09.2024 14:39
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10/10 One of the funnest (and funniest) games ever. Postal Dude is a total badass and it's hard to stop playing once you start. Geez, what's that smell... Did somebody kill a goat in here?

Время в игре: 882 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.09.2024 20:51
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Postal 2 is for me , one of the best Fps/sandbox i ever played ,back with my old pc and now with my new one.
Never get old, never gets boring.
Unhinged, unfiltered,funny and controversial.

PROS :
> fun gameplay loop .
> incentive to explore , you can get the entire arsenal of weapons,items,money and healing items just exploring the map.
> daily normal life, goofy and insane errands to do everyday.
> a lot of weapons and are fun to shot.
> a lot of difficulty levels , from autopilot mode to the hardest ludicrous difficulty.
> a lot of contents to play.
> Voice actor Rick Hunter is the GOAT.
> smoking crack heals you and overheals you to 125 HP.
> the dog Champ.
> Based game
> Postal Dude is literally me.
> you can explode yourself inside a mall.
> A lot of achivements.
> Drinking colas give you akimbo weapons.
> Steam workshop.

CONS :
> Sometimes the game crashes, but is part of the jank and charm.
> Smoking crack gives you a debuff, that takes away your health if you don't smoke another one over time.
> This game can piss off someone, and for me is fine,but for you maybe is not.
> you can get Gonorrhea.

S

"My grandmother could beat the game if she saved as much as you do !"
- Postal Dude -

Время в игре: 2809 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.09.2024 16:53
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Though not for everyone, I will admit this game is super fun if you're in the right mindset for it.

Время в игре: 271 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 22.09.2024 07:09
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If you liked the dark themes and gameplay of the classic POSTAL then you wont like POSTAL 2. POSTAL 2 is a black comedy game about a dude trying to go about his daily life in paradise. It does perform well as a black comedy however, and is likely the best black comedy video game ever. You can also piss on homeless people.

Время в игре: 54 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 22.09.2024 03:26
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for its time, it's funny and entertaining, def feels like a low budget gta. One qualm I have about it is that with such big labyrinth like maps, it should have been more interactive. Maybe like an option to have stupid conversations with npcs, because sections like the church and uncle's hideout felt so lackluster because there was nothing to do besides walking to point A to point B (some would say, a walking simulator) and sometimes shooting people along the way. Some parts felt like a literal chore to finish, especially when the game would just throw enemies at you after completing a task to call it game play, it gets boring real fast. All in all, it's a wacky one of a kind game that really could have used some more things to do.

Время в игре: 428 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 19.09.2024 02:17
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Try not to commit domestic terrorism while having the worst week of your life in Paradise, Arizona. This is the kind of game Adult Swim would publish, it's hilarious and action-packed.

Время в игре: 807 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 17.09.2024 21:11
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- Игра детства
- Молоко JIHAD
- 10 убитых террористов из 10
- Курил траву чтобы чувствовать себя лучше 0)0
- Котики самые лучшие))000))0)))0)0))0)0
- Копам плевать если убиваешь гражданских
- DLC: 10 Демонических Коров Повелителей-Ада из 10
- Фармить достижения тяжело

Время в игре: 3001 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 17.09.2024 19:02
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very fun, very silly and only as violent as you are. worth checking out if you've never played it.

Время в игре: 1932 ч. Куплено в Steam
Не рекомендую 15.09.2024 17:04
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everything sort of reacts to another which is cool but the gameplay is really boring and the story was pretty lame

Время в игре: 49 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.09.2024 15:01
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I certainly regret nothing. And that's because this game allows you to really bathe in the thoughts of what it truly would be like to have the ability to "go postal". It's freeing to most, disgusting to some, but I give this game a solid 8,5/10 for its enjoyment.

Время в игре: 371 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.09.2024 09:49
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if i think the postal movie is better than the minecraft movie then theres no saving grace to most of the videogame franchises if they wanna make it to the big screen

Время в игре: 1538 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.09.2024 22:17
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I had quite a bit of fun with this game, but I'd say the main deciding factor on if I would recommend it to someone is if they would enjoy the brand of humor and absurdity the game brings to the table.
The main objective of the game, doing errands, is decent but nothing groundbreaking. The open-ended nature of the game is unique, and the game gives you quite the impressive arsenal to tackle objectives, but it's pretty much standard affair in terms of shooter gameplay.
Of course, it would be remiss of me if I didn't talk about how much of a psychopath you can be. Yes, it is indeed very fun to set a guy on fire, slice him in half with a scythe, and then piss on his remains. As a 'stress ball,' this game certainly delivers.
This all being said, if you're reading this because you're considering buying this game, I'd give a full recommendation outright. Postal 2 is infamous enough that you likely know how crude this game can be, and if that's not something that prevents you from buying, you're probably the type that'll enjoy the game. Plus, it's dirt cheap when it's on sale.

Время в игре: 3925 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.09.2024 11:11
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this is genuinely the greatest singleplayer experience of all time, and in tandem it effectively doubles as my 2nd favourite game ever made. this is what happens when you take the sheer unexplored & unrivaled absurdity, edge, and balls of a game like Takeshi's Challenge (a game that i endlessly praise for its absurdity, and the lack of any other game of its time doing what it was doing), and remove all the cryptic and unfair BS that made that game "bad" and near unplayable to anyone that didn't have a player's guide.

my favourite type of media has always been media where you can transparently see what the creator(s) was/were feeling creating it; in the case of POSTAL 2, you could tell that everyone at Running With Scissors was having so, so much fun creating this game. being a stark contrast from the first POSTAL in the sense that, instead of being a crazed psychotic yourself, you're in a town exclusively of crazed psychotics and events that reflect that, it was probably much, much easier to make the game as odd & batshit insane as possible, and in turn as hilarious as it ended up being.

everything about the game itself feels nice, too -- i often find myself just jumping around the map a lot because of how much i've taken a liking to this game's physics. there's just the right amount of jank to all of it and it's more or less perfect in that sense. every weapon feels satisfying, and it makes me feel more as if i'm shooting a gun than any other game i've ever played. i could go on for hours about every single thing i love about this game and i don't think i'd be able to stop myself if i had gone any further. POSTAL 2 is a perfect game.

Время в игре: 7180 ч. Куплено в Steam

Дополнительная информация

Разработчик Running With Scissors
Платформы Windows, Linux
Ограничение возраста Нет
Дата релиза 17.11.2024
Metacritic 59
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Жанры

Action Indie Adventure

Особенности

Single-player Steam Achievements Full controller support Steam Trading Cards Steam Workshop Steam Cloud Includes level editor Family Sharing