POSTAL 2

POSTAL 2

4.5
Крайне положительные
385.00₽
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Разработчик: Running With Scissors

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Описание

Workshop and Controller Support




Update Notes

Updates since release on Steam in 2013

Added

  • Full controller support
  • Steam Workshop integration
  • Many features to the POSTed SDK that make creating workshop content easier
  • The ability to play all seven days of POSTAL 2 and Apocalypse weekend in one playthrough
  • Apocalypse weekend’s dismemberment feature to the entire seven days
  • Twelve new weapons courtesy of the Eternal Damnation mod
  • Greater variation in NPC and Zombies. They have a bigger variety of voices, more animations and improved interactions with each other and The Dude
  • 68 Steam Achievement
  • Improved widescreen compatibility, including tripled headed setups
  • FoV slider,Triple Buffering and V-sync to the video options
  • Footstep sounds that change on different surface types
  • Holiday events for St Patrick's day, Valentine’s day, Easter and Halloween
  • Much, much more!

Fixed

  • Thousands of minor mapping and code issues, and a few not so minor
  • Various crashes could occur when dismembering NPCs
  • Massive framerate drops when any fluid type collided with physics objects and exploding cars
  • Exploding cars using incorrect collision
  • And so much more!


About the Game



Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?

Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude's semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.
Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Key Features

  • Aggressive vs. Passive: POSTAL 2 is only as violent as you are.
  • One large non-linear world.
  • Explore the world and accomplish your errands at your own pace.
  • Interact with Non-Player Characters
  • Survival Mode: If you choose to play as a pacifist, you will still have to deal with the NPC's who may also go POSTAL!
  • Based on the Unreal Editor: Easy to use and very powerful, with many mods already available from the community.

Поддерживаемые языки: english, russian, simplified chinese, spanish - spain, turkish

Системные требования

Windows

Minimum:
  • OS *:Windows XP SP3/Vista/7/8/10
  • Processor:Pentium 3 1133MHz or AMD Athlon 733MHz Processor
  • Memory:128 MB RAM
  • Graphics:32MB GeForce 2 or Radeon Video Card
  • DirectX®:8.0
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Recommended:
  • OS *:Windows XP SP3/Vista/7/8/10
  • Processor:1.2GHz
  • Memory:384 MB RAM
  • Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500 Video Card
  • DirectX®:8.0
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Mac

Minimum:
  • OS:MacOS X 10.6 or higher
  • Processor:700Mhz (PowerPC)
  • Memory:256 MB RAM
  • Graphics:32MB Radeon or Geforce 2
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Recommended:
  • OS:MacOS X 10.6 or higher
  • Processor:1.2GHz (PowerPC / Intel)
  • Memory:384 MB RAM
  • Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Linux

Minimum:
  • OS:SteamOS and Ubuntu 12+
  • Processor:Pentium 3 1133MHz or AMD Athlon 733MHz Processor
  • Memory:128 MB RAM
  • Graphics:32MB GeForce 2 or Radeon Video Card
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection
Recommended:
  • OS:SteamOS and Ubuntu 12+
  • Processor:1.2GHz
  • Memory:384 MB RAM
  • Graphics:64MB GeForce 3 or Radeon 8500 Video Card
  • Hard Drive:10 GB available space
  • Other Requirements:Broadband Internet connection

Отзывы пользователей

Рекомендую 22.02.2025 22:44
0 0

crashes a lot and the achievements only count when they feel like it. other than that peak fiction

Время в игре: 444 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 22.02.2025 21:31
0 0

Postal 2 is a game that undoubtedly leaves an indelible mark on those who (dare to) play it. The title stands out for its bold and creative approach, making the most of a limited budget to create a controversial and memorable experience.

The game is famous for its creative freedom, allowing the player to do almost anything within its chaotic and anarchic world. From performing everyday tasks to engaging in more violent activities and its expansions like "Apocalypse Weekend" and "Paradise Lost" add additional layers of insanity to the base game. "Apocalypse Weekend" takes players to an apocalyptic weekend, full of new weapons and even more absurd scenarios. "Paradise Lost" revisits the original world with new missions and challenges, maintaining the irreverent and insane spirit of the game.

It worth the buck when on sale, but only if you are looking for a very stupid stress reliever.

Время в игре: 995 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 21.02.2025 15:24
0 0

For I find this game rather entertaining. It is full of silly actions including but not limited to urinating on people, cleaving people, and finding the best character, and lost dog, Champ. For the joy it brings, I give this game a decent 8/10

Время в игре: 843 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 21.02.2025 01:45
0 0

an accurate representation of the postal service, would strongly recommend for anyone who has ever had their mail delivered or something. I dont fucking know, play the damn game.

Время в игре: 2817 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 19.02.2025 12:59
3 0

My experience while playing POSTAL 2:
-Bought the game because it was on sale and it sounded fun
-Started the game
-Found crack and a shovel
-Smoked the crack
-Killed a few people with a shovel and pissed on them
-Started to do the errands
-Got bored and begun a 2nd hand rampage
-Got addicted to playing POSTAL 2
Best game for edgy teens and for normal video game fans 10/10

Время в игре: 6417 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.02.2025 21:56
0 0

Got in on sale. Best 1€ I've ever spent.

Took me about 7 hours or so to play through all 7 days. But it has plenty of replayability. Hunting for achievements, exploring places more closely, taking alternate routes to complete quests, harder difficulties, speedruns, and even a pacifist route.

The game doesn't really hold your hand. It tells you some of the more critical actions you have to take, but majority of this game is something you have to figure out on your own. Like how to utilize your own pee.

Sadly, the game crashes for me from time to time. That's the saddest thing about it. But then again, so does Skyrim, and I still like that game.

Время в игре: 577 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.02.2025 21:28
0 0

this game has everything I could ask for, I got an achievement for killing a lot of people from different ethnicities. I never thought that i would find a game this beautiful. (a white tear came down my leg)

Время в игре: 375 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.02.2025 13:14
0 0

even in 2025 it's really fun and I'm at half of the week and if you're bored play this and btw it's fun to shot random people

Время в игре: 348 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.02.2025 06:52
0 0

This game is hilarious, and full of some of the best low graphic violence ever. There is actually so much stuff to do and the missions are very fun. You can even piss on people. Yes, that's right, you can unzip your pants and piss on people, its awesome. (dont pee on people irl)

Время в игре: 583 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.02.2025 03:12
0 0

First step: load game. second step: spend 30mins tryna figure out how the hell the controls work. step three accidently kick/piss/hit/bring out wrong weapon to someone, get the cops on you, then rampage like it was their fault. God this game is perfect..... spent an hour just dicking around before i even remembered this game has a story and then found out the story is just as disturbed as the rest of the game.........

Время в игре: 354 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.02.2025 00:27
0 0

Runs like shit till you fix the settings. Then still runs like shit afterwards. Fun as hell when it does run though, to be expected from a game from 2003 I guess

Время в игре: 1035 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 17.02.2025 07:03
0 0

very good, love this game, gimp kissing booth never works tho

Время в игре: 298 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 17.02.2025 00:03
0 0

fever dream - there are gimps which is very w! I like purging the gimps and the terrorists. 10/10 would reco

Время в игре: 426 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.02.2025 20:16
0 0

every hour i spent playing this game was one of the best hours of my life, this is the pinnacle of 2000's gaming, from the goofy protagonist, to the weird voice acting, this game is a turkey, and when i say a turkey i mean a turkey bro, with the perfect seasoning and mashed potatoes, buy Mike J's bidets

Время в игре: 2286 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.02.2025 00:39
0 0

postal 2, what cant be said it unfunny humor which would normaly be unfunny is funny. the guns and weapons are OK but after awhile they become gun. If your a fan of GTA but want and more funny experience get postal 2. excepted if your a fan of POSTAL 1 then don't get this game.

Время в игре: 255 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.02.2025 16:40
0 0

a classic of its time. outdated joke, edgy and gore.
we need more game like this one that just don't give a single darn for anybody and just be a fun game. there too many game that play safe. there nothing wrong with that but sometime...
sometime...
you just need a shit show, unapologetic but not pointless violence, crude black comedy and sometime...
sometime...
you just like to regret nothing.

Время в игре: 323 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.02.2025 01:36
1 0

"It's not Super Mario so this game is violent." -some random adult back in the 2000s. Probably...

Postal 2 is one of those games where you can play it and not only enjoy it for being an artifact of it's time, but also enjoy it because of the freedom of the mechanics it gives you, and not needing you to stick to a specific path because of how linear the story is.

It's a really solid game, with humor that sometimes catches you off guard and might get a laugh out of you once or twice. There are lots of guns for you to experiment with and to see which man toy is your favorite, (yes, I worded that badly. No, I'm not gonna change it.) and the open world aspect along with the constantly active NPCs makes the crazy town of Paradise never have a dull moment. (Except when you're trying to find the damn drop box in the library...)

However, just like any game, this game isn't clear from criticism.
The game is, while still receiving updates from RWS, is a relic. It can crash, causing you to lose progress and have to do a thing all over again. The humor is also edgy. (No shit sherlock) Which while it can make you laugh, the jokes just wont hit if you're not into that stuff. And even though you're a guy who can do terrible things, I'm not a huge fan of the animal cruelty part of the game. And before I get comments saying "get over it pussy. You bought the game, now get over it." I have, thank you kindly worded comment. But I also have a soft spot for animals. And I just don't really like, even though it is funny and weird as hell, using a cat as a suppressor.

Overall though, this game is fun to play and I would recommend it to anyone who is wanting to see what all the "controversy" is about.

And in the famous words of Vince Desi, "The game is only as violent as you are."

Время в игре: 932 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.02.2025 13:09
0 0

This game is absolutely fckn fire, may dear devs make another frickin game like this pretty one.
Gary Coleman best dwarf indiworld🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

Время в игре: 364 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.02.2025 04:08
0 0

Honestly I love this game sm, somehow it has brought me comfort when I feel really down or stressed, even if the game is old, it has a really enjoyable gameplay and I love how funny it is

Def a great game ^_^

Время в игре: 3488 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.02.2025 02:37
0 0

great game, story and multiplayer

Время в игре: 537 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.02.2025 21:58
0 0

truly awesome game 10/10 golden game. postal 2 is one of the greatest games to ever grace the steam market cannot rec enouf buy this game

Время в игре: 3194 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.02.2025 21:17
0 0

Wonder how the NPCs felt watching me walk around town absolutely demolishing their friends or even family with a sawed off shotgun.

Время в игре: 504 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 11.02.2025 14:36
0 0

Classic Postal 2 goodness can't be beat, and one of the few video games with a solid movie adaptation. I would highly recommend this and Postal Redux, never 3, ever.

Время в игре: 771 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.02.2025 08:34
0 0

After getting almost half of the achievements in this game, I'd say it's alright, 10/10. 👍

Время в игре: 794 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 09.02.2025 01:12
1 0

absolute funnest and most engaging + worst most horrid awful dogass game i've played in a minuteee WOAW .. had to get a review in at 69 hours. MOST of that time was spent getting turned around or leaving the game open or just fooling around and exploring the maps and stuff. and some more getting turned around. at LEAST half the jokes aged absolutely horridly but it still manages to be such a genuinely fun and exciting game..... the BEST and most integral part about postal 2 is that it sucks absolute wet shit off tits. and it's 110% meant to. i'm still not completely done playing all parts of it (NEARLY finished with paradise lost after taking my sweet time completing the base game and apocalypse weekend ^_^) but it keeps drawing me backkk...... i'm addicted...... help me...... help meee save me...... i can't put it downnnnn...... i'm sure they're all really solid in their own ways, but postal 2 is my favorite game of the series so far, i'm super super into paradise lost in particular, if you're checking out the dlc. i looove the characterization of both the dudes & their banter. absolute blast, i totally recommend even if this isn't the type of game you're typically into. telling u to play now with my whole chest. also i hate it really really bad and it's agonizing to experience. genuinely the most godawful game series i've played and likely, VERY literally, the worst media i'm ever gonna get into. ever. 11/10, i regret nothing.

Время в игре: 4189 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 07.02.2025 07:30
0 0

This game is one of my favorites, and I absolutely love it! It's incredibly fun and engaging.

Время в игре: 607 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 04.02.2025 23:17
3 0

Very fun and goofy. I enjoy the racism and the sterotypes they are pretty funny. Goofy npcs and great gore elements. Still looks great for an older game.

Время в игре: 2152 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 04.02.2025 21:56
3 0

This game is chaotic and insane. Theres offensive and immature humor, parts that are immensely hard to play. Tries everything in it's power to either piss you off or piss your pants laughing, and the game is buggy and glitchy as hell. All in all a very hard game to play both through gameplay and dialogue.

10/10 I fucking loved everything about it.

Время в игре: 1339 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 04.02.2025 00:01
0 0

ITs fun and stuff but for some reason i have a gaming PC and it says my graphics card is not supported

Время в игре: 100 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 02.02.2025 21:32
1 0

amazing sandbox game for it's time, the edgy jokes will probably never get old, great game.

Время в игре: 494 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 29.01.2025 20:30
1 0

Postal 2 is literally like eating a bunch of catnip and throwing Molotovs at terrorists shoved into a bag full of petition and chaos to create this amazing masterpiece of a game and I regret nothing

Время в игре: 1432 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 26.01.2025 00:56
8 0

How do I even get started on this masterpiece of a game. Even though made in 2005, this game runs WELL. The developers made it so when you get stuck, they teleport you back to safety. Postal 2’s wacky and comedic gameplay mixed with fps and decent graphics makes this game so GOOD.since I’ve told you about how great this game, you may start to think this game must have a great plot. Well, the plot is about a Really cool dude doing Errands, getting into chaotic situations, and ultimately getting his town to hate him. Now in conclusion, would I recommend this game.. Absolutely!

Время в игре: 444 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.01.2025 15:30
0 0

Absolutely iconic. What other game can you shove a shotgun/machine gun's barrel into a cat's butthole and use it as a silencer? Pee on people? Recieve damage when peeing when having an STD? Dress up in a GIMP suit and use various melee weapons to mutilate and dismember random NPC? I could go on a while...
Only con(s) - graphics really showing their age.
9/10

Время в игре: 2579 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 25.01.2025 04:42
0 0

This game. THIS FUCKING GAME. Has things that nobody has done kill or dont kill (yes i know Undertale is a thing but we aint talking about that game) I may have been banned in many places But The people dont fucking play the game before they ban it

10/10

Dude rating: iconic

Время в игре: 861 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 21.01.2025 21:52
0 0

Great Game has me occupied for a long time go check out the dlc its really fun

Время в игре: 4101 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 21.01.2025 07:22
0 0

Eons ago when I was younger, this game made me uncomfortable, and I really couldn't stomach it/didn't "get" it. Much time later, giving it another go some handful of years ago, I have fallen in love with it. I love how it gives you the freedom of choice on what kind of person the postal dude can be. You can be entirely passive and "normal", or a total physcopath and be basically the reaper. It is an excellent source of venting anger, in a very different way than DOOM.

Yes, there is tasteless, offensive, ignorant humor. But that is the point. It's not supposed to coddle. It's not supposed to be sensitive. It's SUPPOSED to make you uncomfortable. It's supposed to say fuck everyone and everything, and I absolutely fucking LOVE that breath of fresh air of just... Doing the thing everyone tells you you can't do. It's so real. Life is too short to not joke about how ridiculous and racist people are. I love being shocked that "omg they said x" or "did x" If everyone was doing it, it wouldn't be shocking or comedic.

This game is not for everyone. But I absolutely love it. I love just walking around chilling, I love being the reaper, I love being a deranged gunman, I love exploring mods, and I want to explore making my own mods!!!

Thank you for creating one of the craziest games in the world RWS <3

Время в игре: 504 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 20.01.2025 23:09
0 0

Decent game, but feels very dated (played for the first in 2025). Keep in mind it's a low budget game from 2003.

Animations and weapons feel clunky.

Humour isn't all that funny. There's cursing for the sake of cursing. Immature jokes without depth. Everything is over the top.

Overall, my experience wasn't that bad.

Время в игре: 266 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 20.01.2025 20:07
0 0

the worst most dogshit game I've ever played 13/10 would recommend to every human that ever lived.

Время в игре: 434 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 19.01.2025 14:42
2 0

the only game where you can start a mass shooting involving rednecks, protestors, environmental activists, terrorists, butchers, and the police just by pissing on someone.

Время в игре: 6672 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.01.2025 21:48
1 0

This can't be good for me, but I feel great. IMO best game!

Время в игре: 4725 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 18.01.2025 15:05
0 0

you know at first it was tough for me to play it cus i never played any game like that but later on im enoying it it might feel tough at first but you will get used to it other then that i do like the music weapons pretty dope aswell pretty much the game is just mess around and have fun i would recommend it if ur bored and you don't know what to play

Время в игре: 289 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.01.2025 23:24
0 0

amazing game, with full honesty whoever helped make the final levels of the military base for weekend in paradise should be shot

Время в игре: 6636 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 16.01.2025 01:08
1 0

Let's get complaints out the way, after I finished the game it continously crashes the save file I played on. Surely shooting a few rockets wouldn't crash my game, but yes it does. I don't want to slowly kill everyone, I want to be chaotic on this game and I'm sure I'm not the only one experiencing this. Other than that, this is probably one of my favourite games, it's very entertaining and I'm glad they give you more things to do after you finish.

Время в игре: 1444 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 15.01.2025 17:49
0 0

Destruction, violence, and more violence. An unhinged game, in an unhinged game series, it let's you piss on your enemies, kill anyone, and do it with style. Full of references, especially self references to the studio, and it does a pretty good job at containing it's world.

Время в игре: 386 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 14.01.2025 20:02
3 0

the fact you can pee on people makes this the best game out there not even elden ring beats this

Время в игре: 708 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 14.01.2025 20:02
0 0

Apparently me heading to the Compound checkpoint would cause a in-game crash, which I'm pretty sure never happened in my gameplay, unless it was trying to start up my POSTAL 2 game on Steam after a few years. You've got to be kidding me Running With Scissors. This game just hates me for completing Friday after the Parcel Incident. I agree POSTAL 2 is a good game but the crashing and bugs make the whole experience unplayable and just disappointing in my opinion. I still recommend other to play it, it's really fun and interesting.

Время в игре: 857 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 14.01.2025 03:49
0 0

Played this game pre-Steam and enjoyed its weird, usually offensive humor. It's a pretty solid shooter though, so if you like shooters and games that don't take themselves seriously, it's definitely worth a play.

Время в игре: 18 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 13.01.2025 05:26
0 0

This Game is truly chaotic, game meant for sociopaths and psychopaths alike, but also gives massive creativity with destruction, and is also disturbingly funny

Время в игре: 466 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 12.01.2025 23:51
0 0

This is schizophrenia simulator but it's awesome and you're on crack. Can't be good for be but I feel great. 8.1/10

Время в игре: 124 ч. Куплено в Steam
Рекомендую 11.01.2025 21:10
0 0

Still fun in 2025. Little offensive, but fun.

Время в игре: 323 ч. Куплено в Steam

Дополнительная информация

Разработчик Running With Scissors
Платформы Windows, Linux
Ограничение возраста Нет
Дата релиза 24.02.2025
Metacritic 59
Отзывы пользователей 97% положительных (37160)

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Жанры

Action Indie Adventure

Особенности

Single-player Steam Achievements Full controller support Steam Trading Cards Steam Workshop Steam Cloud Includes level editor Family Sharing