POSTAL 2

This game made me drive off to my local libary,burn it down and piss on whats left of it.It made me visit a police station and vent to them about just how much ı hate living,then,ı burned down the police station becauze ı got PTSD flashbacks including the Krotchy mascot that for some reason looks like a sack and it reminds me of my grandpa who used to beat me up everyday for not being good at football.Ever since then ı started to get more and more attacks lately,ı just cant get that stupid mascot out of my mind.Why the hell does he look like a ball sack?also no,you cant lure in the police with donuts unless if they have strawberry jam on them.I HATE BALL SACKS.

the fact that it has a default button to piss on someone makes it a 10/10 game
and you can heal yourself with crack very accurate america simulator

This game is peak. One of the only things to make me laugh so hard in so long. Its like the southpark of video games and doesn't care for backlash on the crazy shit they do. And I fucking love it, highly recommend this game to everyone if you're into this, and even if you're not. It's so fucking worth the price tag. This game is old but gold

amazing gameplay also osama bin laden is pretty good

If you ever wanted to pee on a person that was on fire after trying to throw a molotov cocktail while looking for pizza this is the game for you

For a game THIS absurdly old, it's fun. and real goddamn violent.

this game gets you addicted to crack and lets you shoot terrorists PEAK

Great game , I have only played it for 2 hours and I've enjoyed it so far. I mean its still actually fun after 21 years. The graphics really remind me of games like half life 2 and gmod.

I would really recommend this game for people that dont like buying expensive games

saw a terrorist blow up a priest within first 3 hours.

peak gaming

also you can piss on pepole

this shii is so cool, just play this madness and enjoy it
(It doesn't matter if it's old or not)

This game is really old but fucking fun! The story and characters are good the detail is great you can walk into any building in the game and just kill people! Tons of weapons to collect and many ways to end somebody. Very fun game I recommend 100% that you get this!

-Watching games to play
-See Postal 2
-Watch the Gameplay
-U CAN PEE ON PEOPLE?!
-Buy the game
-Pee on people
-Pee on a Cop
-Got molested
-Respawn
-Search a Porn Model for the Dude
-Cant find the mod
-Me sad :(
-Decide to create the model by himself
-Learn how to do all that crazy shit
-5 fucking weeks of hard work
-Post the model
-The model got banned

10/10 would touch my balls again

You'd never get a game like this in the modern ages and that makes this game very special and endearing.

at the first its just a fun game BUT after you press R and unzip your pants it become the 10/10

so far the game is edgy but while doing so every edge is a joke hit. when postal 2 came out it was right around the time when video games were scrutinized because of their violent nature, postal 2 doesnt just make fun of those critiques but also pisses them off by putting in video game protestors who go out their way to incite violence on a game studio in the game.

The game takes a stance on making fun of various different groups and doesnt miss. its what i love about it. it makes fun of the hypocrisy of the scrutiny against creative media.

the game can be completed entirely on a peaceful basis, you do not need to kill anyone. and really just answers and disproves the whole "video games causes violence" argument. Its not the game its the person, the person decides if he or she wants to go "postal"

Do video games cause violence or does it highlight certain individuals who are just violent by nature who aims to carry it out on real life? we all know the answer

this game is funny gory edgy and was ahead of its time, its a shame something like this wont be made today.

and of course the cherry on top for this game, you can PISS on people, if that isn't enough to convince you to buy this game i don't know what will.

this game has a piss mechanic that can be used as a weapon (kinda) and also a lifesaver when you're on fire. and you're telling me this isn't regarded as one of the greatest games of all time????

Lovely game great atmosphere very funny and nice aesthetic. And a rarity in that pacifism is actually fun (actually my fav way to play). Definitely recommend

TBH there isn't much to do., yes there are errands and technically a main story but it all runs flat and ends up being a slog. The mindless killing is just mediocre and boring. Its funny for like 30 minutes then it gets old quick 5/10

Sensational experience, has funny guns, funny npc's and dark jokes woven throughout the whole game. It's a mix of gun gameplay and satirical criticism of various world themes. Would recommend if you're not too sensitive

A fun game to play when you need to release some steam (see where i did there steam Laugh) seriously this game is Good you should give it a try

crashes a lot and the achievements only count when they feel like it. other than that peak fiction

Postal 2 is a game that undoubtedly leaves an indelible mark on those who (dare to) play it. The title stands out for its bold and creative approach, making the most of a limited budget to create a controversial and memorable experience.

The game is famous for its creative freedom, allowing the player to do almost anything within its chaotic and anarchic world. From performing everyday tasks to engaging in more violent activities and its expansions like "Apocalypse Weekend" and "Paradise Lost" add additional layers of insanity to the base game. "Apocalypse Weekend" takes players to an apocalyptic weekend, full of new weapons and even more absurd scenarios. "Paradise Lost" revisits the original world with new missions and challenges, maintaining the irreverent and insane spirit of the game.

It worth the buck when on sale, but only if you are looking for a very stupid stress reliever.

For I find this game rather entertaining. It is full of silly actions including but not limited to urinating on people, cleaving people, and finding the best character, and lost dog, Champ. For the joy it brings, I give this game a decent 8/10

an accurate representation of the postal service, would strongly recommend for anyone who has ever had their mail delivered or something. I dont fucking know, play the damn game.

My experience while playing POSTAL 2:
-Bought the game because it was on sale and it sounded fun
-Started the game
-Found crack and a shovel
-Smoked the crack
-Killed a few people with a shovel and pissed on them
-Started to do the errands
-Got bored and begun a 2nd hand rampage
-Got addicted to playing POSTAL 2
Best game for edgy teens and for normal video game fans 10/10

Got in on sale. Best 1€ I've ever spent.

Took me about 7 hours or so to play through all 7 days. But it has plenty of replayability. Hunting for achievements, exploring places more closely, taking alternate routes to complete quests, harder difficulties, speedruns, and even a pacifist route.

The game doesn't really hold your hand. It tells you some of the more critical actions you have to take, but majority of this game is something you have to figure out on your own. Like how to utilize your own pee.

Sadly, the game crashes for me from time to time. That's the saddest thing about it. But then again, so does Skyrim, and I still like that game.

this game has everything I could ask for, I got an achievement for killing a lot of people from different ethnicities. I never thought that i would find a game this beautiful. (a white tear came down my leg)

even in 2025 it's really fun and I'm at half of the week and if you're bored play this and btw it's fun to shot random people

This game is hilarious, and full of some of the best low graphic violence ever. There is actually so much stuff to do and the missions are very fun. You can even piss on people. Yes, that's right, you can unzip your pants and piss on people, its awesome. (dont pee on people irl)

First step: load game. second step: spend 30mins tryna figure out how the hell the controls work. step three accidently kick/piss/hit/bring out wrong weapon to someone, get the cops on you, then rampage like it was their fault. God this game is perfect..... spent an hour just dicking around before i even remembered this game has a story and then found out the story is just as disturbed as the rest of the game.........

Runs like shit till you fix the settings. Then still runs like shit afterwards. Fun as hell when it does run though, to be expected from a game from 2003 I guess

very good, love this game, gimp kissing booth never works tho

fever dream - there are gimps which is very w! I like purging the gimps and the terrorists. 10/10 would reco

every hour i spent playing this game was one of the best hours of my life, this is the pinnacle of 2000's gaming, from the goofy protagonist, to the weird voice acting, this game is a turkey, and when i say a turkey i mean a turkey bro, with the perfect seasoning and mashed potatoes, buy Mike J's bidets

postal 2, what cant be said it unfunny humor which would normaly be unfunny is funny. the guns and weapons are OK but after awhile they become gun. If your a fan of GTA but want and more funny experience get postal 2. excepted if your a fan of POSTAL 1 then don't get this game.

a classic of its time. outdated joke, edgy and gore.
we need more game like this one that just don't give a single darn for anybody and just be a fun game. there too many game that play safe. there nothing wrong with that but sometime...
sometime...
you just need a shit show, unapologetic but not pointless violence, crude black comedy and sometime...
sometime...
you just like to regret nothing.

"It's not Super Mario so this game is violent." -some random adult back in the 2000s. Probably...

Postal 2 is one of those games where you can play it and not only enjoy it for being an artifact of it's time, but also enjoy it because of the freedom of the mechanics it gives you, and not needing you to stick to a specific path because of how linear the story is.

It's a really solid game, with humor that sometimes catches you off guard and might get a laugh out of you once or twice. There are lots of guns for you to experiment with and to see which man toy is your favorite, (yes, I worded that badly. No, I'm not gonna change it.) and the open world aspect along with the constantly active NPCs makes the crazy town of Paradise never have a dull moment. (Except when you're trying to find the damn drop box in the library...)

However, just like any game, this game isn't clear from criticism.
The game is, while still receiving updates from RWS, is a relic. It can crash, causing you to lose progress and have to do a thing all over again. The humor is also edgy. (No shit sherlock) Which while it can make you laugh, the jokes just wont hit if you're not into that stuff. And even though you're a guy who can do terrible things, I'm not a huge fan of the animal cruelty part of the game. And before I get comments saying "get over it pussy. You bought the game, now get over it." I have, thank you kindly worded comment. But I also have a soft spot for animals. And I just don't really like, even though it is funny and weird as hell, using a cat as a suppressor.

Overall though, this game is fun to play and I would recommend it to anyone who is wanting to see what all the "controversy" is about.

And in the famous words of Vince Desi, "The game is only as violent as you are."

This game is absolutely fckn fire, may dear devs make another frickin game like this pretty one.
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Honestly I love this game sm, somehow it has brought me comfort when I feel really down or stressed, even if the game is old, it has a really enjoyable gameplay and I love how funny it is

Def a great game ^_^

great game, story and multiplayer

truly awesome game 10/10 golden game. postal 2 is one of the greatest games to ever grace the steam market cannot rec enouf buy this game

Wonder how the NPCs felt watching me walk around town absolutely demolishing their friends or even family with a sawed off shotgun.

Classic Postal 2 goodness can't be beat, and one of the few video games with a solid movie adaptation. I would highly recommend this and Postal Redux, never 3, ever.

After getting almost half of the achievements in this game, I'd say it's alright, 10/10. 👍

absolute funnest and most engaging + worst most horrid awful dogass game i've played in a minuteee WOAW .. had to get a review in at 69 hours. MOST of that time was spent getting turned around or leaving the game open or just fooling around and exploring the maps and stuff. and some more getting turned around. at LEAST half the jokes aged absolutely horridly but it still manages to be such a genuinely fun and exciting game..... the BEST and most integral part about postal 2 is that it sucks absolute wet shit off tits. and it's 110% meant to. i'm still not completely done playing all parts of it (NEARLY finished with paradise lost after taking my sweet time completing the base game and apocalypse weekend ^_^) but it keeps drawing me backkk...... i'm addicted...... help me...... help meee save me...... i can't put it downnnnn...... i'm sure they're all really solid in their own ways, but postal 2 is my favorite game of the series so far, i'm super super into paradise lost in particular, if you're checking out the dlc. i looove the characterization of both the dudes & their banter. absolute blast, i totally recommend even if this isn't the type of game you're typically into. telling u to play now with my whole chest. also i hate it really really bad and it's agonizing to experience. genuinely the most godawful game series i've played and likely, VERY literally, the worst media i'm ever gonna get into. ever. 11/10, i regret nothing.

This game is one of my favorites, and I absolutely love it! It's incredibly fun and engaging.

Very fun and goofy. I enjoy the racism and the sterotypes they are pretty funny. Goofy npcs and great gore elements. Still looks great for an older game.

This game is chaotic and insane. Theres offensive and immature humor, parts that are immensely hard to play. Tries everything in it's power to either piss you off or piss your pants laughing, and the game is buggy and glitchy as hell. All in all a very hard game to play both through gameplay and dialogue.

10/10 I fucking loved everything about it.

ITs fun and stuff but for some reason i have a gaming PC and it says my graphics card is not supported

amazing sandbox game for it's time, the edgy jokes will probably never get old, great game.