Oh, you touch my balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Perfect
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☑ Okay
☐ Bad
☐ Very stylized
☐ They're what they should be for what the game is
☐ MS Paint could make something better

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Fantastic
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Meh
☐ Bad, but playable
☐ Just go watch paint dry

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Amazing
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not to bad
☑ Alright
☐ Bad
☐ My ears are bleeding

---{ Audience }---
☑ Babies
☑ Young kids
☑ Young teens
☑ Older teens
☑ Adults
☑ Old people
☑ Anyone with a decent maturity level
☑ Anyone with a lack of maturity
☑ Anyone that is alive
☑ No one, not even your dog

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Just average
☐ A little better than average
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Better than good
☐ Fancy Pants Rich Boy
☐ NASA

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Can choose your difficulty setting
☑ No difficulty needed
☐ Just press 'W"
☐ Easy
☐ Medium
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Hard
☐ Verry Difficult

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if you like to collect things
☑ Only if you care about steam achievements
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Only if you care about rankings/placements/leaderboards/etc.
☐ Average grind level
☐ A little grindy
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life, maybe some macros, & a will to live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ Story? What story?
☐ No Story
☑ Twilight was a better love story than this
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☑ 1-2 Hours
☐ 2-5 Hours
☐ 5-10 Hours
☐ 10-20 Hours
☐ 20-50 Hours
☐ 50+ Hours
☐ 100+ Hours
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Replayablity }---
☐ You won't even finish it the first time
☐ None, once was enough
☑ Not that kind of game
☐ You don't stop playing this kinda game, ever
☐ Maybe once or twice, to try something new
☐ You'll want to get every single possible ending & secret there is
☐ You'll pick it up every few years, but never finish a whole playthrough
☐ A lot, just to romance everyone, pick new options. try new classes, etc

---{ Price }---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If you have some money to blow
☐ Wait for it to go on sale for the 100th time
☐ Ask someone to gift it to you instead
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Circumstantial (PC specs, internet, save/install location, etc.)
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ Game Size }---
☑ Very low
☐ Low
☐ Average
☐ High
☐ Too much

---{ Worth It }---
☐ Hell no!
☑ If you have a lot of cash
☐ Worth it!
☐ Get it now!
☐ Life is not complete without this game!

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Oh, I touched your balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

---{ 5 / 10 }---
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A simple game that's really designed for mobile, and its main purpose is to add one more to your perfect game or achievement count. You can unlock all 100 achievements in about 5 minutes just by idling on the home page.

Wish someone would touch mine :/

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

eh, could have more balls

Hell yeah I did.

No.