Honey, I Joined a Cult

Give your cult its own unique style
Choose a humorous name for your:

• Cult
  
• Leader
  
• Divine Being
  
• Holy Room
  
• Followers

Then decide on:

• A funky symbol for your merch
  
• A weird uniform to impress the public
  
• An imposing hat to make the other cults jealous
  
• A strange relic to worship and adore

Base Building
Set up your cult HQ. Cultists don’t want much but they’ll definitely need to use a toilet at some stage, and beds mean they can indoctrinate with a decent night’s sleep. The Hypno-Chamber will remind followers of what’s really important and the Pool of Revelations will reveal their hidden traits – maybe they’re a genius, maybe they spend an especially long time on the toilet.
Hit the Big-Time
If you’re going to progress you’re going to need some wealthy and influential members, praying on the destitute just doesn’t pay the bills. Not everyone wants your cult to succeed though; the Government, journalists and cultists’ family members all seem to hate you?! And that’s to say nothing of the local rival cult.
Watch out for your leader too – his ego will get out of check. Looks like you’ll be building a statue to his awesomeness after all.
Whatever happens, keep making money as you slowly realise the Grand Plan.