Разработчик: David Mulder
Описание
Move and run around on top of a large dung ball to steer it in any direction. Controls are simple, only WASD or Arrow Keys.
WARNING: This game might be frustrating, as controlling the dung ball takes significant skill and hand-eye coordination. I will not be held liable for any poop in your face.
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows XP
- Processor: 2.0Ghz Dual Core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: 256MB DX9 (shader model 2.0)
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 200 MB available space
Отзывы пользователей
shit
A game about a beetle, having trouble pushing poop which is 5 times bigger than him. Game is hard, makes me wanna poop.
This game is challenging and incredibly boring. I found it more frustrating to play than enjoyable.
Hello dear developer, I was watching my friend play this on Discord and it gave me cancer how bad he was in this game... I just had to sell my precious cs:go skin to get this AAA title Not Without My Poop to see for myself how hard can it actually be. First try I finished the first level while my friend took like 100 times minimum to complete the simplest fucking task of tapping S after tapping W once.
This game is truly a master piece. Like they all say, this game made me tear up on countless events. Reminds me when james bought that lego game, damn. The nature and graphics are beautiful, it reminds me of uncle ben from spiderman, I have no idea why but it does. Without this game in my library, I do not think I'd even be alive today. The few minutes I played this game I already started getting bricked up from the spider (or :cock: roach) I'll never know why I love this game so much, like dude. This game for 1.20$ CAD is better than most video games i've ever played. I personally think its better than games like, doom, payday2, payday 2, payday 2, eu4, eu4, eu4 and eu4 like man, I love this game. I wish there was currency's in this game because I'd buy it without EVEN thinking of my financial situation (im in major debt) ANYWAYS, man I love this game!!
this game is super flipping harde i think like the hardest game i ever played I think but it has poop so its aweosme.
Greatest game of all time. Made me feel hundreds of emotions at once. A true piece of art.
it's a pretty solid game. It looks really basic, but the faecal of the matter is that it's so smooth and is not sloppy at all. And yes, it is possible to get to the end in one piece.
It can be a bit challenging, but if you relax, you can get into the rhythm and let your movements ease.
For just £0.79, I can guarantee that you'll have a ball... of poo.
Someone polished a ball of poop and now you can roll it around. Or don't, and save your $1.
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This is a positive review with a big warning: Watch really closely the trailers on the store page, because that is the entire game. You're a dung beetle rolling a ball of poop through a series of puzzles. If that's not funny or interesting to you, move along as there's nothing else to see.
Mechanically it's a ball rolling physics puzzle, if you let the ball roll too fast you fall off and die, if you roll too slow you won't have the space to begin momentum again and trying to change direction... you'll fall off and die. And that's what you are going to do many times over: fall off and die.
The difficulty curve isn't so much a curve as it is a steep cliff at the start that quickly inverts and dumps the cliff on your head. I'm reminded of other frustration simulators like Getting Over It or QWOP. But that's the point, to test your limits at perfecting a particular mechanic and see how far you can go and how quickly.
This is definitely not a game for everyone, you have to deeply want a challenge and be willing to put in the time to master it. And the theme is funny (to me) but is obviously going to get old quick even if you laughed at it the first time.
But, it's a $1 game that delivers well on what it's trying to do: force you to learn how to roll a ball of poop without going splat.
EDIT: Note the game is nearly impossible with a keyboard, you'll want to use a controller to have any real chance at progress, and it still won't be easy. But the analog stick gives you far more control over your speed and turning angles than you'll get from a keyboard.
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Bottom line: It's a $1 game, and you get what you pay for.
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As a young girl, my mother prepared me for what I'd face in the world ahead: social pressure from peers, the academic and professional climb that would span an enormous swath of life, and the intricacies of being a woman in the modern world.
I entered adulthood prepared, or so I thought. Ready to tackle my demons, eagerly face challenges, and ascend to the heights of my personal definition of success.
She failed, however, to warn me that someday I would run across a seemingly innocuous game created by a developer who clearly HATES HUMANKIND. I was not aware that I would willingly hand over my hard earned cash only to throw my controller across the room in a fit of wordless rage after a mere 30 minutes of gameplay.
Oh, sure, there's a strangely adorable rectangle with legs that you're rooting for. It shouldn't be that hard to guide this slippery ball of shit to the finish line, right? "I'll just complete one level," you tell yourself, "and then I'll call this game done."
Oh, the optimism. You poor, sweet, naive fool.
Suddenly it's 11 am and you're already day drinking. Who says whiskey isn't lunch? Three drinks in and you get so closed to the finish line you can taste it. And rife with excitement, not sure you believe the luck, you let your eyes wander from that little ball of shit. It's only a second; a flicker of a glance! But that's all it takes.
Overcome with what could only be ascribed to Freud's death drive, your precious little insect friend gives up on life. One moment you're happily rolling along, the next he's flinging himself off his fecund prize and throwing himself to the proverbial wolves.
RIP, little friend.
After your fourth drink you call your mother, mumbling something about how she never prepared you for this, with a little dash of "this is all your fault," and a generous pinch of "I can't believe I paid for this."
Take to your bed after she soothes your initial crisis. Glower in the dark, curtains drawn, as you refuse to accept the reality of your terrible hand-eye coordination. You're a gamer! You've been gaming for years! That couldn't possibly be the problem; the developer is obviously Satan, come to torment mankind.
Eventually you'll begin to succumb to sleep, but just before you do, as your eyes drift shut and the agony and failure swirling about your mind slowly recede into the background, you'll whisper:
"All this time I could've been playing The Witcher."
A game for those with excellent poop control.
And for those interested in dung beetle nature stories.
update 26-11-2020: edited for steam awards badge
10/10 Best game I've played in my life.
Even tho I can't move longer than 3 seconds, it made me laugh the loudest in a long time.
Love it.
controls more finicky than a 3 year old child with an eating disorder.
its a shame because it actually would have been a funny game otherwise
if you thought this game looked like a fun novelty game from the store page that might be really fun to to mess around with. think again. Once you hit a key in any direction you are f#####d, like holy s### this is not fun anymore f####ed to death with rusty railroad spike. There are many levels and multiple achievements like make it 1km, 2km, 50km etc. F###ing forget it. it's not going to happen you dumb piece of s##tty human garbage. You will not make it 1/100th of -whatever the f### a kilometer actually is, nobody actually knows what that is. After playing this game for 5 god-damn minutes, I uninstalled the game, uninstalled steam, reevaluated my life decisions up to this point, burnt all the clothes I was wearing in a large metal fire barrel and sat on the floor of my shower for hours in scalding hot water clutching my tear covered PC. Rated 8.5/10
Originally I was going to downvote this... then I discovered you can use a controller, and it's SOOOO much easier, and more enjoyable.
If you play this with a keyboard, it's incredibly frustrating, in a bad way (this is from someone who loved QWOP and Octodad).
With a controller it immediately becomes possible, and I imagine those complaining about the game have only used a keyboard.
This is quite possibly the best game ever created. The developer put thoughtful efforts into this game to make it a masterpiece. It's far better than games the console peasants are playing like RDRD2. It gives PUBG a run for its money. This is developer is going to overtake the world.
This game is genuinely terrible and I hate it unironically.
If you like crappy physics "rage" games like QWOP enough to pay for them, then this game is for you. QWOP is...interesting, but I sure as hell wouldn't pay to play it. This game is a polished turd in every sense of the word. The controls are unforgiving, and playing this feels worse than playing a physics puzzle. I would actually rather play Balls and Magnets than this, and if you've seen my review on that game, you know how I feel about it.
Anyways, don't be fooled by the comparison to QWOP. This game is not like getting over it, which is actually playable. The amount of time it took me to get past the first level in this game was absurd, and actually makes up 100% of my playtime, because after I did that, and saw what level 2 looked like, I quit immediately. 0.1 hours (5 minutes) doesn't seem like a lot? Consider this: level 1 is a 5-meter-long straight shot. It took me 5+ minutes to do something that in any other game would take you 5 seconds.
This is a good game. It's cheap, and fun. I would buy it even at full price. A sale is just a bonus!
Update 05/27/2018: This game has 6 keys defined and 1 doesn't work. That is how good this fucking game is,,, also if you see the store videos even the developer can't beat the levels... Just wondreful fucking fuck
Don't let the fake positive reviews fool you. This game is a 5 minute investment.
Short description:
- No music
- No gameplay
- Horrible controls
- Ridiculous physics
Detailed description:
Any game's main goal is to entertain and provide fun to the player. In case of the hardcore games the fun resides in the crafted difficulty that challenges the skills of the player(Ghosts & goblins or the well-known Dark Souls saga). There are so many “games” that the only thing they provide is broken mechanics, lack of gameplay or just terrible level design.
Well, “Not without my poop” is a conglomerate of all of the lacking parts mentioned before. The part that I most hate of this game (personal opinion) is the control system: doesn’t make any sense. There is a huge lag between input and result.
The second thing is the lack of music. Nowadays, anyone can compose a simple theme and any game should have at least main music.
Finally, the whole UI is just that…. A big piece of “poop”
Overall, it looks like a 10 mins project or some kid's school homework. I wouldn’t waste my money even though is a cheap game. Just take a look at the positive review's played time...
so, i got this game cuz it was cheap and it ended up being the same thing over and over 100% recommend it best thing ever made in the world cant believe a human thought about this game. u could feel like as if u were the bettle running wiht the poop and as you run you could see the little splashes of poop. amazing so realistic buy it now or u die. also the sound trakc is lit
I'm not sure how the little dung beetle was able to make a ball of poo this big, but it sure is fun to run around on.
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | David Mulder |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 22.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 91% положительных (58) |