
Разработчик: Triband
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Новый эпизод «Время слизи» уже в игре
Встречайте наше самое липкое обновление. В лаборатории гольфа случилась катастрофа: повсюду царит хаос, вещи ожили, а поверхности заляпаны зеленой жижей…
Сумеете ли вы справиться с ситуацией? 😥

Да, гольф упоминается в названии, но на этом сходства заканчиваются. WHAT THE GOLF? — это юмористическая игра с головоломками, испытаниями и тонной сюрпризов. Ладно, в ней есть немного того, что можно назвать «гольфом», но все остальное точно не является им. Запутались? Прекрасно!


Вас ждут «Спортивный спорт», «Да будет снег», «Сезон раскопок» и сотни других уровней, наполненных всякой всячиной: тостерами, хот-догами, офисными креслами и прочей дребеденью.


Заглядывайте в игру каждый день, чтобы проходить новые поля и выигрывать (более-менее) ценные призы.


Посетило вдохновение? Воспользуйтесь редактором уровней — придумайте собственное забавное поле и поделитесь им со всем миром.


Хватайте клюшки (или связку сосисок и замороженную резиновую перчатку — роли не играет) и устройте безумный матч в гольф. Поделитесь экраном с другом при помощи Remote Play Together от Steam.


Мы тоже, на самом деле. В этом и прелесть WHAT THE GOLF? — это игра для тех, кто ненавидит гольф, от тех, кто ничего не смыслит в нем (и не собирается учиться). Давайте сыграем!

Поддерживаемые языки: english, french, italian, german, spanish - spain, arabic, japanese, korean, portuguese - portugal, portuguese - brazil, russian, simplified chinese, thai, traditional chinese, turkish, dutch, swedish
Системные требования
Windows
- 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
- ОС *: Windows 7
- Процессор: 2.6 GHz Intel Quad Core
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: NVIDIA GeForce GT 750M, 2 GB Memory
- DirectX: версии 11
- Место на диске: 1 GB
- 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
- ОС: Windows 10
- Процессор: 2.6 GHz Intel Quad Cor
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- DirectX: версии 11
- Место на диске: 1 GB
Mac
- ОС: El Capitan
- Процессор: 2.6 GHz Intel Quad Core
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: NVIDIA GeForce GT 750M
- Место на диске: 1 GB
- ОС: Sierra
- Процессор: 2.6 GHz Intel Quad Core
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: AMD Radeon Pro 450
- Место на диске: 1 GB
Linux
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- Место на диске: 1 GB
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- Место на диске: 1 GB
Отзывы пользователей
It’s a really innovative game even for non golfers. Every level feels new and is fun. The only thing thats bad is the ten hour Achievement because i was finished with the game before i got that.
what the actual golf
golf
What the Golf? runs on one simple rule: Everything is golf. And when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING. Soccer is golf, bowling is golf, driving is golf, Mario is golf, even Guitar Hero is golf. And that's just a small taste of what this game has in store. If you like off-the-wall humor, this game is for you. Interest in golfing (or golf video games) is not required.
I beat this game on switch and purchased it on steam years later to play on my steam deck. WHAT THE GOLF? is arcadey and fun. The game keeps you guessing, and the holes change in style and design very often. Giving you lots of variety, where it never feels boring. A perfect game to relax to and not think too much - although there is some levels that will definitely challenge you. I am a bit iffy on if I would recommend it at the $19.99 price, but it is often for sale for $7 or less - I think the game is worth it at that price.
Pretty derpy but fun puzzle game
Guud game to play with the Penjamin!!!!
An absolute blast of a puzzle(?) game that I would recommend to anyone. Somewhat short, but well worth the price, especially on sale. Some of the most pure unadulterated fun I have had with a game in a while.
Very funny game for single/multi player. This such silly levels made be laugh quite a lot of times
i disliked nothing and i have not played in years
WHAT!?!?!?!??
this a good and fun game but what the fuck is this game's obsession with harm against cats? why i gotta run cats over to 100% the game? it aint graphic or nothing but like what the fuck man
It's stupid how fun this is. Every level you're expecting something weird and still get surprised.
with the golf club.
straight up "stroking it".
and by "it", haha, well.
let's just say. My
golf club 🏌️♂️⛳
[hr][/hr]I'm overe here strokin my club I got balls on my course right now I'm just stroking my club I'm ballin' as f*ck man I'm a golfer man like 🏌️♂️⛳
very good
peanits
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template
I hate golf but I love this game.
WHAT THE GOLF? is a very silly golf game all about different ways of getting something in a golfing hole and it preforms its joke very well 10/10 flawless game.
SPOILERS! Duh...
I decided to 100% this game for some reason. The achievements outside of Story-Mode are a pain.
You have to play the game on 18 different days, play the game on all 7 days of the week, 100% an Episode, knock over most trees in another, adjust a small thing in the Episode you need to 100%, there's a lot.
As for the Story Mode 100%? A bit less painful.
You need to play every level at least 3 times, with a few exceptions. You also have to get secret relics hidden in the map, there aren't many but at least one is annoying to get.
If you wanna keep your sanity, do a Computer a day. For some worlds, it's very hard, but for others, pretty easy. The final boss thankfully only requires you to beat them once. Some levels aren't hard to 100%, but more tedious.
After you beat the Story-Mode and Episodes, you'll still need to do a bunch of Daily Golf levels. There's also a secret Thanksgiving-themed level set. There's no indication how you get to it, but you just hit the turkey on the left side of the hub world fast.
Game itself? 9/10. The 100%? 7/10. Don't get me wrong, I had fun, but the 100% got repetitive quite fast.
supa floppy and funny
super fun and wacky, exactly what you would expect and more
I dont know what golf is
With unique twists on each level and entertaining references, this game has truly made a lasting impression on me.
You might think it’s just about hitting things other than golf balls. But oh boy, give it an hour and you’ll find yourself completely immersed and amused.
Not golf but fun. Many good ideas
Can't believe i just 100%'d a bloody golf game.
10/10
Golf 7/10
super hilarious game that really made me wonder what the golf?
what i think about "WHAT THE GOLF?" is: i you
This game is a ton of fun both single player and two player split-screen. My four year old son and I play it together and he has an absolute blast. I highly recommend this for parents looking for a game to play with their kids either versus mode or together taking turns.
A very lovely game. Brimming with originality. Haven't laughed so much in quite a while.
One thing I hate is the "par" mechanic. Anything that asks me to win a course with X amount of hits or a time limit is annoying. Thankfully, "X amount of hits" takes around 4-5 times of trial and error to get right.
Highly recommend the game!
Это моя игра )
What the Golf? is simply hilarious. Not even sure how to categorise the game, but it surely is fun to play. There’s also a two-player mode, in case you want to enjoy the game in a face-off.
It’s anything but regular (mini)golf, which the name and optics might suggest, and certainly a recommendation for a few entertaining minutes in between. Enjoy …
=> https://sascha.mehlhase.info/hobbies/computer-games/what-the-golf/
This is a great game, and I enjoyed finishing it. However, there are some bonus levels that are just tediously difficult and that I did not enjoy playing, and the final world of the main game was just so weird and off-putting, it really left a bad mark on a otherwise great game. 6.5/10
It's silly and fun and keep catching me by surprise. Even when I think I know exactly what to expect, I'm thrown a curveball!
Silly creative twist on golf!
silly
A very wacky, physics-based game brimming with creativity. The devs have crafted hundreds of goofy scenarios around the central theme of (not) golf. I'm not usually a fan of "silly" games, but this one managed to get a few chuckles out of me, and I had fun. The main campaign doesn't overstay its welcome, and for those that really enjoy it, there are free expansions and daily activities.
fun
Обычное прохождение - нормальное. Но прохождение на платину это кошмар. Игра не сложная, не ставит задачу найти ненаходимое. Нет, ради ачивки Most Daily Golf ты должен заходить в игру раз в сутки на протяжении двух недель и играть в одни и те же уровни. Но в этом хоть какой-то смысл есть. Затем перед тобой ачивка Ten hours! которая заставляет играть в основную компанию 10 часов при том что игра проходится на 100% за 3-6 часов в нормальном темпе. То есть по мнению студии интересный геймплей это запустить игру на фон и делать ничего. Нет реиграбельности, нет контента, ты просто должен крутить игре онлайн половину псевдо геймплея.
Great game. Way more content that expected. Me and my 6 year old are loving it.
i forgot to make a review my bad. this game has so much content it was worth the money to me. from original to meme levels. there is no i beat the game cause the levels are endless. enjoy some "golf" fun and never get bored if you like games with endless content.
BUY. THIIS. GAME. it is such a great, hilarious, and surreal experience with great visuals
Fun little minigames that can get very creative/surprising at times.
Lots of homages to other known games like Super Mario, Metal Gear or Undertale and many more.
100% main campaign and the bonus episodes took about 8h to complete.
Very dry jokes, but if you have a good feeling for dad jokes you will LOVE this game, its pretty fun!
Casual game with lots of silly gimmicks
Hilarious
Every time you think you've predicted the next move, it pulls out something new!
Golf is fun
An incredible experience that does the impossible. Making golf fun.
Clever game. I really like the reference to other games, like Portal and Super Hot.
Дополнительная информация
Разработчик | Triband |
Платформы | Windows, Mac, Linux |
Ограничение возраста | Нет |
Дата релиза | 09.03.2025 |
Metacritic | 83 |
Отзывы пользователей | 93% положительных (1895) |