KOMMERSANT

KOMMERSANT is a game that will teach you how to think positively, carve your way to success, and finally sell that friggin vacuum. Buy KOMMERSANT™ now and become mind-bogglingly successful in no time! KOMMERSANT: SUCCESS IS WITHIN YOUR GRASP!

In KOMMERSANT, you can

• learn how to become successful in no time
  
• explore new methods of attracting luck
  
• beat policemen with a spade or solve issues peacefully (i.e. with bribes)
  
• buy a dog and teach it to “go get them”
  
• let go of inner fears and stress
  
• steal a car, ride it, and run people over
  
• buy, sell, and rid yourself of depression
  
• shoot a gun while jumping
  
• work for a successful transnational company
  
• ride either a Ferrari and a ZAZ Zaporozhets
  
• learn to stop worrying and love your Dream Life