Разработчик: Abu Insdustries
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Это страница игры "Internet Simulator"
Она же твоя персональная, модная и молодежная Киберсычевальня, из которой можно лампово ламповать на имиджбордах, слушать музыку из красивых мест и смотреть фильмы.
Да-да.
Пока все сидят на не-борде из своих устаревших физических локаций, ты сидишь из новомоднейшого кибер шмибер виртуального пространства со стриптизершами. Ты уже в матрице. Ты живешь в 2300 году, пока все живут 2К18. Ты модный и молодежный кароч ступодова братка отвечаю.
Особенности:
-Возможность сидеть в сети через виртуальный компьютер
-5 уровней на выбор
-3 персонажа на выбор
-Возможность молиться П**ину и получать игровую валюту
-Возможность купить мебель и еду в игровом онлайн магазине
Поддерживаемые языки: russian
Системные требования
Windows
- 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
- ОС *: Win 7/8.1/10 (64Bit)
- Процессор: Intel® Core™ i3-4000 Serise or better
- Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: GTX 780
- 64-разрядные процессор и операционная система
Mac
Linux
Отзывы пользователей
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I have no words.
The game is funny and playable but there are moments were it's almost like banter during game development and it gets in the way of the game. I really can't recommend this because of that. Even to the point where the game uses the Unreal Engine which seems to settle in there with the idea that you can create an 'Internet Simulator'. It's just gets in the way for all the wrong reasons. I also do not think that is an actual licensed photo of Putin. Clearly taken from the image search function.
In the game, from the main menu, you select which scenario you would like to take part in and from there, considering everyone knows how to use the internet, you take control of what to do in the game. There's no tutorials yet it's easy to play but it maybe would be better if there was a tutorial to learn to play the game. Most of the other complaints I have is how the game markets the ideas then the gameplay. It's one of those games.
This game literally downloads a video file of the developer using the game to browse PornHub into the Steam files.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByhhQuhnINI
u can order a stripper while sum russian guy moans in the backround
I love praying to Putin :D
Great idea, but it was terribly created.
Quite simply the best game I have ever had the pleasure of playing.
Now, in its current state, you're not playing the game for the graphics - there's some room for improvement. The gameplay, however, is unrivaled. How this game is not the top selling game on steam is beyond me. If it is conceivable in your imagination, it's possible in Internet Simulator.
In my first hour alone I have done or experienced all of the following:
1. Prayed to Putin for bitcoins and American currency
2. Killed myself (numerous times, in fact)
3. Purchased a sofa for my humble abode
4. Purchased a stripper to come and dance for me.
5. A russian man breaking down my stall door, clipping into me, and subsequently killing me.
6. Visited medwa.io while using the bathroom on my virtual smartphone.
Bear in mind, I did all of this as a blue-haired, activist male - one of the many personalities you can adopt.
10/10
Worst game ive ever buyed, dont buy it! it has the worst graphics and the half of the game doesnt work, bad voice acting
3/10
its made by a drunk russian
Not worth the money, and that probably says alot given i only paid $1.5!!
I do have to say though, prayin infront of Putin made me laugh, but the shitty internet quickly made me commit suicide.
10/4-18
Update; Bunch of new characters, in game browser works more like the real thing now.
The game is now bugged due to the new update, when prayin to Putin, your character is stuck on the ground for a couple of minutes after you´re done praying.
+++New nude characters
+++Can access in game websites where you can buy things, by just trying random web adresses.
(This game might go somewhere, im now hopeful seeing that they´re updating the game)
Basically, yoU wiLL SerIously Hate everythIng in This GAME. One failed easter egg after another, and nothing more than a trial-error-repeat simulator. For example, you can pray to Putin, and you magically get American dollars to rain down on you as well as some bitcoins. Then you will probably order a stripper online that costs the exact amount of bitcoins you just got. After you realize you just ordered a stripper in your game, in real life you realize that you have nothing to live for, so you restart the game and have your character commit suicide for you.
Ya, for now save your money until there are more easter eggs and the price comes down to $0.49 with a coupon you can easily get from crafting steam badges.
sorry, but very dumb. $3 is too much to spend on this.
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Abu Insdustries |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 23.12.2024 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 33% положительных (12) |