Разработчик: StalkerAlex..
Описание
Если да, то поиграйте в ArkanoidSmoking.
Сбивайте пачки и избегайте смайликов с открытыми ртами.
В игре вас ждет Более 10 интересных уровней
И Более 10 музыкальных композиций которые помогут вам расслабиться во время игрового процесса.
Кто знает, возможно именно эта игра поможет вам избавиться от пагубной привычки.
И хорошо провести свободное время.
Поддерживаемые языки: english, russian
Системные требования
Windows
- ОС *: Windows XP/Windows Vista/Windows 7/Windows 10
- Процессор: Intel Core i3
- Оперативная память: 2 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: 1 GB
- DirectX: версии 10
- Место на диске: 1 GB
- ОС *: Windows XP/Windows Vista/Windows 7/Windows 10
- Процессор: Intel Core i5
- Оперативная память: 4 GB ОЗУ
- Видеокарта: 1 GB
- DirectX: версии 10
- Место на диске: 1 GB
Отзывы пользователей
Russian trashware so beware!
This game is awesome !!!! and it really works! it made me quit smoking~ <333333
This game is so bad, it made me start smoking.
WATCH OUT : No steam trading cards !
I love arkanoids; been playing them since the very first breakout was released by Atari on one of those arcade consoles way back in 1976. They even had those table consoles in my local pub, where you could sit down while drinking your poison of choice and play the game.
Arkanoid/breakouts have come a long way since those early days. I remember when Taito's Arkanoid (1986) and the sequels Arkanoid: Revenge of Doh (1987) and later on the brilliant Arkanoid: Doh it Again (1997), which for many years was my favourite arkanoid, were released, and over the intervening years I must have spent a small fortune on the ones in the arcades. That love of breakouts has remained with me ever since, so I bought Arkanoid smoking without bothering to read any reviews, because it was only £0.43 while on sale. That's not even the price of a bar of Cadbury's milk chocolate or a third of a cup of coffee from a cheap coffee house; so, on booting it up, I was immediately struck by its appalling game play. I'd lost a life before I'd even got chance to move my bat and the movement of the matchstick that doubles as a ball was not as I'd expect in a breakout. Within a few moments I'd lost all my lives which is unusual for me because I consider myself very proficient with breakouts, having played hundreds of them over the years for probably thousands of hours.
So, I rebooted the game only to find the game had defaulted back to its native developers language (Russian) and always does when you close the game down. There is a button that says English in the main menu, so I clicked on that to change the Russian menu to back to English; booted up the game and once I got used to the movement of the bat, easily flew through several levels; disappointingly with no power-ups in sight. The game play was extremely boring and lack lustre with no innovative ideas added for originality or improving the game play experience and the level designs were virtually the same throughout the levels I played. The original breakout was much better than this and that was very basic compared to most decent breakout/arkanoids available today. (you can pick up those early arkanoids via abandonware sites, but will need emulators for most of them to work.
I thought that Hardnoid which I reviewed some months ago HERE was the worst breakout game I'd ever played, but Arkanoid Smoking is even worse and would crown it one of the worst arkanoids ever released on Steam.
I cannot understand why Valve allow such cheap and nasty games into their Steam Store. Most of these £0.79p games that Steam sell are not worth even installing. Shame on Valve for allowing such garbage to be sold here.
Warning: This game can give you cancer faster than smoking does. You would need to invent new words to decribe how bad this is.
This might be the worst shit i've ever seen. -276,175,226/10
Don't play it. If you've ever played breakout this is it but worse. When you change languages on the title screen the whole title screen changes and not in a good way. The English UI looks like it was thrown together in 1.666 microseconds. The Russian title screen is acceptable.
This is genuinely one of the worst games I have ever played in my life.
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | StalkerAlex.. |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 31.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 13% положительных (8) |