Разработчик: Odamir Khaulepi
Описание
Dreamblaster is a high-intensity, oldschool shooter that aims to rock your socks, baby! Owwwwwwwwwwwww! If you're tired of games that hold your hand, call Odamir!
---Story!
Let's KISS, bro: Odamir just came back from some rockin' adventures, and now he's trying to snooze it off. His dreams, however, have other plans…. Help Odamir blast the ghosts of his past in order to save his friends and himself! If you can't cut it? Dream over, man! DREAM OVER!
---Features!
* User-friendly control scheme.
* Unlockables worth a ham!
* Challenging gameplay that is both fair and rewarding.
* Speedy play that makes it easy to drop in and hop out.
* Humor and creativity bundled together for maximum awesome, dudes!
---Compatibility
Hey, if you got a PC from this millennium, you should be rock to roll, brother! All I ask is you don't Mac on me; even a rocker has his limits, mane. Dig? Anyway, stop reading and start blasting!
Odamir out.
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS: Simple game that should run on most anything.
- Processor: Can't imagine this matters.
- Graphics: Look at the screenshots. lol No worries!
- OS *: Windows XP+
- Storage: 100 MB available space
Отзывы пользователей
I LOVE DREAMBLASTERS !!!!!!!!
I LOOOOVVVVEEEEEEE THIS GAME
Dreamblaster is yet another of literally hundreds of lazy amateur 2D retro top-down shooter/brawlers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere. This one is particularly badly made, deliberately bad because it's an insincere "joke" game with some kind of jokes the solo developer thought was funny, or something. I don't know. I'd call this pure, unadulterated garbage, but that would be insulting to pure, unadulterated garbage.
Gameplay consists of just shooting stuff with some rock and roll dude, I don't know. It's just so awful it's hard to even tell what's going on.
From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.
The visuals in this game are a complete joke, it's seriously just a bunch of MS-Paint sprites/images that look like they were lazily scrawled out over the space of a couple of hours. Like, with the mouse, it doesn't look like they even used a Wacom tablet or anything. It's so bad even pixel "art" would look better than this. Pure MSPaint. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget to arrange someone who can create graphical assets properly, or lack of talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low, enough on its own to deter gamers.
There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision.
The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts.
Some of the defects in the game can be attributed to the choice of using the GameMaker Studio construction kit/toolset. This is a very poor quality toolset favoured by amateur developers as it's cheap and requires little in the way of development skill, but unfortunately has very limited capabilities. Just as you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear, you can't make a great video game if you use a terrible engine. GameMaker Studio is most commonly used to make retro pixel shovelware and cash grabs.
A strong argument can be made that construction kits like GameMaker Studio should never be used to make games for profit, as the "developer", Odamir Khaulepi has done here. These construction kits are intended to teach people some of the basic principles of game development, and to make small demos to pass around with friends. They're not intended to replace to actual work of real, professional game developers. So it's inappropriate when amateurs try to use these for profit, without any actual, real game development effort taking place. This doesn't result in products that have any real meaningful value for gamers.
These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.
The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 2 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected.
Dreamblaster is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 9,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product.
Note: Because this is more of a "joke" game, intended to draw attention from controversy or in the hopes of going viral because it's "so bad it's good" (but it isn't good at all), there's nothing here to offer to serious gamers. As usual, with most awful/joke games, all the comedians come out of the woodwork. The small number of reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Because most of the reviews are as insincere as the game itself is, and if you removed the fake/joke reviews the game would have a markedly different review score, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.
Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Odamir Khaulepi |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 31.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 50% положительных (2) |