Разработчик: Mega Dwarf Inc.
Описание
Shank n' Bake is a mixture of cutesy platforming and overly violent runner cartoon goodness. Slay your foes, dress sharply, and use powerups and your special ability, Sugar Rush, to take down the all the healthy food in the world!
A new movement among the humans has stopped all consumption of unhealthy food. A lone adorable jelly filled muffin man, Miff Mufflon must travel the world brutally murdering healthy foods and their leaders, The Four, to the point of extinction so that his kind can, once again, be eaten and appreciated by humans.
Think not for a moment that you can deal out death and avoid it entirely. Dying horribly will no doubt be a common part of your beautiful journey, so lean back enjoy the auditory treat of around 1 hour of unique screaming deaths and the visual experience of dozens of unique deaths and murder animations!
Looking good is the first step to leading a revolution! Strudes can hook you up with the latest in baked good fashion. With an ungodly amount of combinations, your can express your truest self, be it a laser sword wielding copper or a very royal leather daddy.
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Intel
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA® GeForce® 7800 GT or ATI Radeon™ HD 3000+ or better
- Storage: 450 MB available space
Mac
- OS: Mac OS X 10.5
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Intel
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: 512 MB VRAM, NVIDIA® GeForce® 7800 GT or ATI Radeon™ HD 3000+ or better
- Storage: 450 MB available space
Отзывы пользователей
Hilarious, infuriating, infinitely replayable. Try it!
I'm not 1 to play a platformer but I saw my friend Sean (AKA BrushForHire on Twitch) playing this during his lunch break 1 day. Then when it came on sale I got it and it's still the only platformer game I've played for more than 1 hour without wanting to throw my device :D . I highly recommend you give it a try if you find most platformer games pooring.
Shank n' Bake is a really fun side-scroll, hack and slash game. Definitely an outlet for a bad day or whatever. I love the violence and profanity, especially when Miff unfortunately dies because I suck. Still a challenging game and fun to just casually start up and beat the shit out of things.
Who doesn't like a side scroll game? Especially when you are a homicidal muffin slashing your way through each level against all those horrid foods. Damn berries...and that egg. Yolk's on you and I'm coming after ya'll!
fun game made me giggle
I would probably like this game if it wasn't for controls that i can't configure, if devs add this option i will for sure reconsider this game.
An innovative infinite runner ahead of its time
Ahh yes... I remembered that one time when I was at the Steam Winter Sale of 2019 and found this after playing Cute Things Dying Violently... I just wishlisted that game because it looks interesting, and had a cute little muffin. But when I watched the trailer on the Store page once... It was violent... really violent... it's like Sausage Party, but in a video game. I liked eating Chocco's heart... yum ^_^
But the only boss I hate was Milk Man. I've practiced and dodged a bunch of obstacles... but the worst obstacle on this game... were triple egg beaters! I'll get him next time... soon!
7.5/10 gud game with a cute husbando as a protagonist
Heheh, Muffin go stabby stab :P
Its a pretty funny side scrolling runner. Its a great way to get a couple laughs after playing other more frustrating games. The animations are great and the voice acting alongside with the crude violence against food items are really what makes this game a gem. Definitely worth the 5$ cause you can always come back to it for a mood boost.
Shank n' Bake brings me back to the days of playing games over at my friends house we were far too young to be playing. It captures the same feel as a game you might find on Armor Games or Addicting Games but is infinitely more polished. Fraught with interesting deaths, gags, and snappy quips, humour sprinkled throughout the game elevates it beyond other runner-platformers. With plenty of challenging gameplay and unique obstacles, this isn't a typical platformer you can expect to get a handle of expeditiously. Great game, would recommend.
£3.99?
3 pound ninety-nine... to run around as a genocidal Cupcake on a war against healthy food. I thought I would be morally conflicted about slaughtering old people, but old people who are Walnuts... kill em all.
10/10 would still play this is it was just slaughtering Millenial Avocados with coffee cups in their hands
worth the purchase. just browsing steam store, see title shank n bake then sees the cover photo with a cupcake holding a knife. honestly, already sold on it at that point. click on it for more details, not a huge runner game fan, but figured how hard can it be. title screen is lit and love the little details when you hover over options. This cupcake is ready for anything but you leaving a hole in his heart.
Humour
Shank n' Bake has a problem with humor direction. Screaming just for the sake of screaming is not fun. You can play "Tormentor X Punisher" to find similar manner of swearing, laughs and whining 'after death', but in a funny way. In Tormentor after player loses match a goblin appears with like 20 jokes to tell. Every one of his jokes mokes you down and tries to show how strong he is (but he wasn't even fighting you to begin with). This is hilarious! In Shank your hero dies and starts yelling like kid who wants toy for no reason. I mean, dude, you have knife and kill everyone around, what else you expect? And why would he whine when dieing to pits or knifes? During story telling he literally WANTS to be eaten by humans. Trailer was nice, but that's it. I haven't found dieing rewarding here.
Progression
There is none, can you imagine?! I mean, runners genre has persistant upgrades system to keep you busy. Take for example "Burito Bison" — when hero dies, there are some power ups you can unlock and improve, as well as max speed, dmg or skills, new heroes and new mechanics. In Shank there is absolutely nothing. Some visual clothes only, but they don't improve survival chances. You can't customise voice, attack animation, height etc. In other words, game will not hold you for long. There are lots of free to play runners with upgrades or other ways to deliver prolongued fun.
Random generation
So, upon launching free old "Running Fred" you gonna find few huge bioms with unique traps, visuals, challanges and leaderboards, as well as difficulty tiers. And all in 3D, which open ups lots of different possibilities. In Shank you'll see all it has to offer in about 20 minutes. That is very sad. Player can only jump, duck and slice — all traps requiring just that. While there are few backgrounds, they deliver nothing special to gameplay. First boss also the same every time and has only one long death animation. He is boring.
Music
Some of the music tracks are good in Shank, some are bad, but overall they don't mix up. You can't just put different music styles in a single game and call it a day. There were two browser titles with such magnificent music that you could launch them just to listen (Ninja Slash and Endless Evil). Same goes for Super Hexagon and a lot of android projects. As for Shank, it just isn't right. Simply stop right here go to youtube and search for games i mentioned, listen to music and your ears will send you endless stream of joy. For free.
Final Score
Shank n' Bake has no content, no upgrades, no fun and actually nothing new. I was waiting for it's release like for 2 years, that is a lot of time to make your game shine. But what did i get? Mediocre grapchics, ear-bleeding screams, borrowed phrases (like "eat s**t") and overall sillyness. This is not Steam Quality, this is not even PC nor Browser quality. Maaaybe if it would get released in 2005, somewhere on armor games, then sure why not. But here and now? It looks like creators decided to scream into new mic to test it and figured "that could probably get sold as a game!".
Highly recommend this it is perfect to take some anger caused by quarantine or you know in general. More importantly the game is very creative, so many hilarious and brutal ways to die, so many bosses and new areas, even the load screens are entertaining. An absolute gem that provides tons of amusement!
This game is a lot of fun. I'm a long time fan of runner games and this one has a cool spin on the concept. Having bosses and a little story makes it feel like a cross between a typical runner and an adventure game.
Fun stuff, would definitely recommend.
This game is so good. The audio, the art, the humor, the design - it's all really impressive for a small team.
I hope the devs add a way to re-bind controls. They don't take long to get used to, but I'd like to play two handed.
Every little joke, animation and level design has had a lot of care put into it. Serious kudos, Mega Dwarf.
I dont know what to say, I've never had a game about pastries make me so irritated. This is completely based on my skill for platformers but I couldnt even defeat the first boss. Each enemy seems to have a different way of being defeated, Each time you get defeated the map gets randomized, and the timing has to be right. But i will say, I had alot of fun running through the same levels repeatedly and dying over and over again. the dialogue is amazing, the art style is amazing so for $5 dollars the price point especially for a runner is well worth it. I highly recommend.
Only for reference: https://youtu.be/ttX59Pj4OeY
Bit Trip Runner and sausage party had a $5 baby. Here you go. Exactly what you are expecting. Excellent game!
This game has had a really long development cycle.
I've been waiting since twenty-seventeen, and I'm glad I have something like this to fill my time with (especially now, given the bizarre circumstances many of us are in). Was it worth the wait? I mean, for someone who's been hanging around for this long, I think I'm just glad that it's finally here-- so I'd say, "Yeah."
But I'm also biased.
It's a simplistic runner with character customization, numerous death screens (as well as a hyper-aware loading screen), gore, and crude humor, meaning this leads to an overall very enjoyable experience. Well, it's enjoyable if you don't mind dying a lot. There's also some random lag that pops up occasionally, which can destroy a near-perfect run-- and I'm sure this will be fixed in a future update. Other than that, I'm very happy with this product.
It is worth five bucks, without a doubt.
I only hope the developer considers adding more levels and bosses...and maybe a few more enemies.
I love this game. The art, animations and vfx are all super well done. The deaths and voice lines are hilarious. The gameplay itself is really challenging and addicting. I really love the customization of the character and how there's new sound effects and animations depending on what you equip.
Well worth the $5, very good replayability..
Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Mega Dwarf Inc. |
| Платформы | Windows, Mac |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 15.01.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 96% положительных (25) |