Разработчик: Bad Coffee Games
Описание
Features
- 29 Different enemies
- Boss battles
- Choose your way through the game
- Different biomes
- Difficulty like in the classic plataform games
- Easter eggs
- Pixel art
- Full controller support
Поддерживаемые языки: english
Системные требования
Windows
- OS *: Windows XP
- Processor: 1.0 GHz Processor
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: 32MB VRAM Integrated Graphics Card
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 100 MB available space
- OS *: Windows 7 or Greater
- Processor: Dual Core Processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: 64MB VRAM Dedicated Graphics Card
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 100 MB available space
Отзывы пользователей
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"Kautic - The Bald Wizard" is an indie plat-former by "Bad Coffee Games", which also brought you "RATUZ" and "PhoToq" (both of which are considerably better games). As for this one, I would give it a neutral review if I could due to partial accuracy, there is indeed a bald wizard in the game that is called Cautic with a K, likely a clever reference to either "Chaotic" denoting chaos magick (spelled with a K) or "Caustic" denoting incisive sarcasm. While this is a good use of etymology and the devs deserve recognition for the intelligent name, I sadly still can't recommend "Kautic - The Bald Wizard", as I believe the game's many flaws and defects push it far below the standards PC gamers have come to expect.
The controls of "Kautic - The Bald Wizard" are severely limited, no modern graphic options such as Ray Tracing by NVIDIA, no multiplayer and no modding support. All these are great additions that when properly implemented, enhance PC gaming and make it truly shine. A game like "Kautic - The Bald Wizard" would be better suited for mobile gaming, where quality control is not a concern and the target demographic is very young children or unsavory simpletons.
The soundtrack and sound design are decent enough but in this day and age, decent is the equivalent to subpar and PC gamers deserve only the absolute best in digital media entertainment content, as the PC platform is the superior medium for enjoying videogame entertainment - which by itself is a form of creative design, not adware, crapware, spyware, fake games, dead games, "AI games" or mediocre games like "Kautic - The Bald Wizard". This pushes it far below the standards one would expect to find on the PC platform, making it impossible to recommend this product at the time being.
PC gamers deserve only the best in digital gaming entertainment, wonderful titles like "Witcher 3", "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" and "Minecraft" are among some of the most beloved videogames on the PC enjoyed by millions of gamers worldwide. These games are crafted by professional developers who pour their hearts and skills into the craft, while "Kautic - The Bald Wizard" doesn't even come close.
"Kautic - The Bald Wizard" is unfortunately not GOTY material, and a quick look at its player count will tell you it's not very popular either, with a whooping -100.00%
gain in the last 30 days and a current record of 0 active players.
Having no players makes "Kautic - The Bald Wizard" a dead game, which is a sign that PC gamers consider it to be an inferior product that does not meet the reputable expectations of PC gaming, therefore making it a bad game.
The game is simply inferior to many other excellent titles you can find on the PC platform, which is the chosen medium of PC gamers that enjoy only the finest in digital media entertainment and fine simulation craftswork produced by real professionals from reputable studios, such as Electronic Arts Inc. (my personal favorite) which produces highly affordable and original concoctions of excellency, their games are true "digital delicacies" or even "byte-sized treats" that millions of PC gamers around the world have come to enjoy at affordable prices.
As for "Kautic - The Bald Wizard", the product is impossible to recommend as all its problems push it far below the standards one should expect to find on the PC platform, home of the PC gaming community, which expect only the finest in digital media entertainment arts, sound design, realistic physics, modern up-to-date game creation engines (such as Unreal Engine which I personally favor) and wordsmanship (hiring talented writers such as William Shakespeare, J. K. Rowling, R. L. Stine or even Dr. Seuss to deliver only the finest writing for their videogames. These developers pour their hearts, minds and spirits into their craft and deliver millions of PC gamers around the world beloved titles such as "Leisure Suit Larry: Magna C#m Laude", "Deer Avenger", "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" and even "Donald Trump's Real Estate Tycoon! 2002E."
These products are the type of digital media entertainment millions of PC gamers around the world have come to love and expect in terms of quality, pushing "Kautic - The Bald Wizard" way below the standards you would hope to find on the PC Gaming platform, home of PC Gamers and only the finest works of digital media entertainment, savory digital intricacies and reputable professionals working day and night to deliver byte-sized simulations or even "tasty treats" to millions of beloved PC Gamers all around the world, which have come to expect nothing less from the high standards of PC Gamers.
Sadly, this puts PC Gamers far below the accepted standards of "Kautic - The Bald Wizard" due to a number of technical, legal and otherwise "sugary" issues with the product - that as stated is not a "real game" and falls under the umbrella category of "lesser works of digital media entertainment" which encompasses crapware, poopware, fartware, asset-flips, cryptoware, underwear, 'fake games' aka 'zombie games' or even 'delicious sugary treats of digital media entertainment' and even 'Assburguers syndrome' - which pushes the product far below its recommended price point.
Conclusively, I will have to recommend "Kautic - The Bald Wizard" as billions of beloved PC Gamers all around the world have come to expect only the most excellent traditional crafts and organic forgery (or even 'byte-sized sugary tits and farts' from these types of digital media entertainment content producers and videogame entertainers.
This makes "Kautic - The Bald Wizard" impossible to recommend.
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Trash in every way
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Дополнительная информация
| Разработчик | Bad Coffee Games |
| Платформы | Windows |
| Ограничение возраста | Нет |
| Дата релиза | 01.02.2025 |
| Отзывы пользователей | 69% положительных (16) |