Kindergarten

A really charming, fun time! My hours are a little misleading since I played it before, but if you want something fun with some dark but not edgy humor you will have a good time with this. Cool story, although perhaps not super touching, but I had a fun time with it.

Love this game, the puzzles make the game challenging and the humor is great and it looks amzing overall

A fun adventure where everything you do matters. The start of a great series.

Awesome game would recomend for people who are looking for a little challinging and a messed up story, but overall a great game.

(mild spoilers)

Solid game, not bad for the price.

I picked it up during the winter sale this Christmas and it took around 5 or so hours to 100%, the story and jokes are pretty funny and fucked up at the same time, the characters all have their own little stories that you need to complete in order to get the true ending. The idea of using items earned from different stories in order to progress in other stories is a decent mechanic and kept the game somewhat interesting.

The monstermen card collecting didn't take too long to complete and lead to some pretty interesting puzzles and moments. Speaking of, the puzzles in this game weren't too difficult to understand and figure out and at times were pretty cool to. My favourite character and route in my opinion has to be Nugget's story. He's quite a funny fella and the idea of collecting nuggets of friendship was pretty funny also the scene where the teacher reads his love card out loud made me chuckle a bit.

Overall, I recommend giving this game a try when on sale as it's a short but funny little puzzle adventure though I don't recommend this game to younger audiences as it's quite violent and jokes about some very not so kid friendly things.

Rating: 8/10 (Can't wait for Tuesday)

the moment i clicked play, I fell into such a deep trance where I couldn’t do anything but play through every character’s storyline and unlock every achievement for the 6 hours of gameplay i have logged on this game. anyway, 10/10 cute game for the whole family to enjoy

puzzles funny and just a really good and interesting game

Fun. This game gives a lot of nostalgia , also everything you need to do in this game has tutorial so its extremely easy.

super fun! even when i watched the gameplay a few times, i still had trouble figuring it out but it was fun trouble.

so fun if you're the type to enjoy having tasks laid out for you instead of guessing what to do. Very fun and super cheap.

I love killing all the kids at school! In this game of course...

It is a great, lore filled game that is very fun to play.

I love this game so much, it was one of the first games I downloaded and felt like completing it fully. I only have one achievement left but I have replayed the game more times I can count. Thank you for making this game!

What a hilarious game lol. But i have to use guide all the time to get the ending

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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A fun game to 100%. A lot of fun with the different story lines. Nugget is the best friend anyone can have.

it is a fun puzzle game and it has entertained for very long, you should really get the game

I like this game, but I have to restart it every 10 minutes because the hint page pops up, I get stuck, then lose my day's progress.

SUCH A GOOD GAME!! I honestly loved playing this is so fun and hilarious, lots of different paths to go down to get different endings and Nugget is amazing I love him!!!

Easily one of my favorite games. I love the art style and the sound of the dialogue boxes. Can't wait for the third game.

fun it made my balls get stuck in a toaster now my dog is licking them like a toaster strudel

This game has incredible story line. You go to a cuckoo Kindergarten and you gotta do objectives of all the people. The 9 bucks I spent on this game and the Kindergarten 2 was for sure worth it. Side note very violent.

Very enjoyable experience, love the Applegate route as killing the children was hilarious. And Nugget is one of the greatest video game characters of all time.

funny somewhat dark indie game with multiple routes

I enjoyed this game it was funny and very entertaining. if you like chaos then I'd definitely recommend this game to you! getting this game to 100% isn't too hard but not completely easy.

I LOVE THIS GAME. It's so fun and I loved getting all the endings. This game is SO peak I love it. Nugget is the goat ong. I loved it so much I played kindergarten 2 and I will be playing kindergarten 3. PLEASE GET THIS GAME IT'S ONE OF THE BEST GAMES I'VE EVER PLAYED!!! KINDERGARTEN 4 LIFE

Just stick to watching the trailer. You'll get a sense of the humor without suffering through the gameplay. Unless you like regurgitating most of the game because you picked one wrong dialogue option of course.

In a school that's just not quite right, it's important to be friendly...and to get rid of those that aren't playing nice!

Fun game to waste a few hours.

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this game is fun i didnt get off for 4 hours/ 4 hour gameplay finished

It's a complex puzzle game with a lot of different endings and I recommend it for anyone who likes to solve puzzles.

A very neat and funnily gory game that isnt that long of a playthrough but is still nice for what it is.

Its a veryyyyy good game, play it sometime

I used to watch playthroughs of the Kindergarten games when they were popular and finally got around to playing this one. Definitley worth it even though I knew the story it was still really fun and I'm sure that going in blind would be ever been lol

This game is really fun to play, I heard of it from a youtuber named gloom a very (Very) long time ago and still play it to this day. The storyline remains intriguing to this day and I would highly recommend this game!!

Puzzles are exceedingly repetitive and tedious without being particularly challenging. The humor has a lot of lol random from 2010 energy, which is really not a good thing. Very little replay value. If you really enjoy that style of humor, it may be worth it but it wasn't for me.

Really fun puzzle game, Also decently fun if you use a guide but not as fun

its really fun i love the characters and som of the diologe is hillarius

This was a fun and ridiculous game to play. All hail Nuggets and good luck finding the nuggets of friendship!

Achievement Completion: 100%

School is in session! Here at Kindergarten, every day is Monday and aside from activities, it seems that staying alive has shifted to the top of priorities oh so quickly. Play nice with the other kids... or don't. You just MIGHT figure out that everything comes with consequences, so enjoy a not-so ordinary school life as you make friends or take out any would-be enemies. Don't worry, they had it coming... probably.
Kindergarten is a dark, comedic adventure game full of twists and turns with every kid you choose to side with for the day. They all have a story to follow and it's up to you to see their endeavors through. Trial and error is your best friend as you discover methods of pursuing individual stories and ultimately converge into one big "true" ending. Play nice or play rough, just try not to die.

I'm having trouble with the piggy bank. I've seen videos of people being able to interact with the piggy bank, but when I play it automatically gives me five. This has made Monty's level difficult.

this is a good game but you need to know where everything is to play this game

this is good if you good with killing everyone

this is one of the most funny, brain breaking, mind blowing games ive ever played!!!!!!

very cool little game! reminds me of the flash games I played in my childhood, but much more sophisticated and downright hilarious. cool to stream to your friends as well :D

I LOVE THIS GAME, even though I think the sequel is better, I recommend getting this one so you can follow the narrative. ALSO IF THE DEV SEES THIS REVIEW (which probably not, but it's a hope) for the Doom Jelly Monsteron Card I got it, but it doesn't say I unlocked it in the hints page but I got it differently then what the hint told me to do since when I did, it did NOT work

SPOILERS IF YOU DID NOT GET SECRET ENDING



this is a continuation of of the bug, the way you're supposed to get it (or at least I see the people who do on playthroughs and guides, is to talk to Cindy and put gum in Lily's hair during lunch and talk to Cindy before recess, that's how I did it, but the hint says put gum in Lily's hair and report back to Cindy during recess. I did this before actually getting the card and as I said before it DID not work. if this can be changed since I have a completionist need and I always get confused whether I got it or not, if this can be changed I'll be very happy


A FINAL NOTE!!
I have two save files, one I played through using the legacy edition and the other using the most recent version, they both have the bug but the legacy version while playing it a few years ago did not have the hints saying unlocked so I never noticed until now when the dev(s) added this feature

All in all GET THIS GAMEEEEE PLEASE AND THE SEQUEL TWO

finally can have fun with little kids and not be put on a list

its so good! to get the real ending was a pain in the ass, but it was worth it!!!

it is really fun and i recomed it and the second game is good and cant wait for the 3 one and my favorite charcter is nugget he is so funny and he makes me smile

It's an enjoyable game. The tasks are all fun on their own, and the characters are well-written. I can see why other people like it so much. But I get a little bored when it gets stuck and do it again by texting those characters to finish the game.

really fun and stupid even though i just searched everything up its a lot of trial and error. you could also beat it in under 2 hours making it basically free. 8/10